http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/dumbquotes2005.htm
25) "I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you
can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called."
--Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, urging President Bush to make
public Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's White House records, Oct.
5, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Dean quotes)
24) "If I would do another 'Terminator' movie I would have Terminator
travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election."
--California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, after all four of his ballot
initiatives were roundly defeated in the special election he called,
23) "Get some devastation in the back." --Senate Majority Leader Bill
Frist, to a staff photographer as he posed for a photo op while
visiting tsunami-ravaged Sri Lanka, Jan. 6, 2005 (Source)
22) "I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work." --President
Bush, after being thwarted by locked doors when he tried to exit a
news conference in Beijing in the face of hostile questioning from
reporters, Nov. 20, 2005 (Source) (Read more about Bush's door gaffe)
21) "I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my
business to do intelligent work." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld,
asked to estimate the number of Iraqi insurgents while testifying
before Congress, Feb. 16, 2005 (Source) (Read more Rumsfeldisms)
20) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the
insurgency." --Vice President ***** Cheney, on the Iraq insurgency,
June 20, 2005
19) "You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at
child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an
eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot
of them have never made an honest living in their lives." --Democratic
Party Chairman Howard Dean, speaking at the Campaign for America's
Future annual gathering, June 3, 2005 (Source)
18) "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you
could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black
baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down." --Bill
Bennett, former Education Secretary and author of "The Book of
Virtues," Sept. 28, 2005 (Source)
17) "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but
if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really
ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a
war." --Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez, Aug. 22, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Pat
Robertson Quotes)
16) "If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do
anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in
America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow
up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.'" –FOX News Channel's Bill O'Reilly,
after San Francisco voted to ban military recruiters from city
schools, Nov. 8, 2005 (Source) (Read more stupid Bill O'Reilly quotes)
15) "I question it based on a review of the video footage which I
spent an hour or so looking at last night in my office. She certainly
seems to respond to visual stimuli." --Sen. Bill Frist, diagnosing
Terri Schiavo's condition during a speech on the Senate floor, March
17, 2005 (Source)
14) "You simply get chills every time you see these poor
individuals...many of these people, almost all of them that we see are
so poor and they are so black, and this is going to raise lots of
questions for people who are watching this story unfold." --CNN's Wolf
Blitzer, on New Orleans' hurricane evacuees, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source)
13) "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire you'll really vomit. I am
a fashion god… Anything specific I need to do or tweak? Do you know of
anyone who dog-sits? … Can I quit now? Can I come home? … I'm trapped
now, please rescue me." --Ex-FEMA Director Michael Brown, in various
emails to colleagues and friends in the immediate aftermath of
Hurricane Katrina (Source) (Read more about Brownie's idiotic emails)
12) "If one person criticizes [the local authorities' relief efforts]
or says one more thing, including the president of the United States,
he will hear from me. One more word about it after this show airs, and
I…I might likely have to punch him, literally." --Sen. Mary Landrieu
(D-LA), "This Week with George Stephanopoulous," Sept. 4, 2005
(Source)
11) "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"
--President Bush, in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (Source)
(Read more about Bush's potty break)
10) "You are the best governor ever." --Supreme Court nominee Harriet
Miers, writing to Texas Gov. George Bush in 1997 on his 51st birthday,
adding that she found him "cool" and that he and his wife, Laura, were
"the greatest" and telling him: "Keep up the great work. Texas is
blessed." (Source)
9) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and
over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the
propaganda." --George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Source
(Listen to audio clip)
8) "Well, I think that's bullsh*t and I hate that."
Bob Novak
7) "I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that
first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a
male horse." --First Lady Laura Bush, at the White House
Correspondents dinner, April 30, 2005 (Source) (Read more of Laura
Bush's comedy routine)
6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that
is fantastic that you're doing that." --President Bush, to a divorced
mother of three in Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Source) (Listen to
audio clip)
5) "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans,
virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively
well." --FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source)
4) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --President Bush, to FEMA
director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi,
Sept. 2, 2005 (Source) (Listen to audio clip)
3) "What didn't go right?" --President Bush, as quoted by House
Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, after she urged him to fire FEMA
Director Michael Brown "because of all that went wrong, of all that
didn't go right" in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort, Sept. 6, 2005
(Source)
2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" --House Majority
Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New
Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source)
1) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to
stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so
many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged
anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them."
--Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the
Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005 (Source)
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The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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