From alt.psst.hoy, the spam, and a joke, folowed by my remark...(some of you
others may have the same problem)

"Just JT" <JohnnyThor@HotMale.Com> wrote in message
news:3efa9a60$1@news.microsoft.com...

Sabi ni <ljwvve@fhfd34.com>...

Increase your ***** size 1-3 inches no pumps no pills

CHECK IT OUT

www.mybigpenis2.com

HERE ARE EIGHT FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW

1) The average penis size when erect is only 5.7" to 6". Over 90% of men

posses this size.

2) By the age of 27, 97% of men can't have erections 1/5 as much as when

they were 20.

3) 30 million men in the USA alone suffer from Erectile Dysfunction

(Impotence)

4) By the time he's 50, the average man will have lost .5" (half an

inch)

in length from his penis

5) 98% of men have a much weaker, smaller more underdeveloped penis

compared to what they could possess.

6) In a poll conducted by DurexTM Condoms, 67% of women said they were

unhappy with their lover's penis size.

7) Nearly 88.7% of men would increase the size of their penis if they

knew

how.

8) The average man ejaculates within 2 to 3 minutes of insertion into

the

female.

www.mybigpenis2.com

YOU CAN HAVE A BIGGER PENIS
WITHOUT PUMPS, PILLS OR GIMMICKS
TAKE A MOMENT AND READ FOR YOURSELF
LOL !

I too wish they had a way to shrink it, These spammers take it for granted
that we are not of the less than 10% (according to that below 90% 'suffer'
from their dingy being too small) and flood our e-mail bowes with their not
only unwanted, but unneeded SPAM.
What grips me most is that I e-mail them, complaining that as the woman
shrinks with age, as with my wife, and can no longer handle it, (she is
worse than a virgin; I haven't had decent sex in three to five years
(seriously) except by handjobs while looking at porn, which I would be
ashamed of, if I had a choice. Because I refuse to cheat on my wife with
another woman in the flesh) BUT the complaint comes back to me as
undeliverable mail Agh

www.mybigpenis2.com

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Dear Spammer,

Do you have anything that SHRINKS my SCHLONG? You see my pecker is so long
and thick, my third leg gets in the way of my piano playing. My wee-wee
keeps hitting the middle pedal thus dulling the sound of my notes.

Thank you in anticipation,

--
DalubOverEndowedManhood

LOL !
I too wish they had a way to shrink it, These spammers take it for granted
that we are not of the less than 10% (according to that above 90% 'suffer'
from their dingy being too small) and flood our e-mail bowes with their not
only unwanted, but unneeded SPAM.
What grips me most is that I e-mail them, complaining that as the woman
shrinks with age, as with my wife, and can no longer handle it, (she is
worse than a virgin; I haven't had decent sex in three to five years
(seriously) except by handjobs while looking at porn, which I would be
ashamed of, if I had a choice. Because I refuse to cheat on my wife with
another woman in the flesh) BUT the complaint comes back to me as
undeliverable mail Agh