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"Bible Bob" |
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01 Sep 2007 10:28:59 AM |
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Carl's Joke of the Day (09-01-07) |
Yesterday I posted the following under the title "Carl's Joke of the
Day (08-31-07). Below what I wrote is Carl's reponse which is even
funnier than what he did yesterday. My response, then follows what he
wrote, followed by his response to Weatherly. In what follows I
assumed that the quote below Mr Kellett's name was what Mr Kellett
said. Actually, it turned out to be something I said. An honest
mistake on my part. When Carl read my response and my joke of the day
he was not man enough to see any error in his ways. He saw only what
he perceived to be my error. Doesn't that tell you a lot about Carl's
character? How much you want to bet that Carl read what I said and
saw the error that Carl's heart began pounding, that he jumped up from
his chair and began prancing around the room shouting "I am the man."
What I wrote yesterday:
Carl posted this today in one of his hate posts.
Begin quote:
Documented lies and heresies from "Bible Bob" Sowle
[Updated: August 31, 2007 - 11:43am EDT]
August 31, 2007
I finally received permission to publicly use the identity of one of
the scholars who reviewed "Bible Bob"'s articles I submitted. He is
Dr. Earl Kellett. B.A., M.Div., Th.M. (email: earlkellett@yahoo.com).
"Those who wrongly divide his word are judged wrong." ["Bible Bob" has
been proven time and time again to wrongly divide God's Word.]
"Needless to say the editors of the King James Version falsified the
text and editors from later versions joined the conspiracy; but the
truth is still available." ["Bible Bob" continues to make this
baseless accusation which is patently untrue.]
End quote:
Before you accuse Mr. Kellett of being stark raving mad please notice
that all Mr Kellett said was "Those that wrongly divide his word are
judged wrong."
That's all the man said. The man did not say that I did that. He was
probably talking about Carl's behavior.:)
The words following what Mr Kellett said are Carl's words and everyone
knows that what Carl says about me are lies. So, Carl took what is
true from Mr Kellett and appended his lie to Mr Kellett's truth to
sucker people into thinking that what Carl said is true. Notice the
trickery that Carl is trying to use to deceive you. First, he types
what Mr Kellett says followed by what he said followed by what I said
followed by what he said so that we see this pattern.
A. Truth by Mr Kellett
B. Lie by Carl
C. Truth by Bible Bob
D. Lie by Carl
Carl is so convinced that he is a liar that he can only post what
others say. He posts articles preceded by a little blurp from him
using the article that follows as some means of bolstereing his
beleivability. In this case, Carl uses two well known truth tellers
and piggybacks his lies on their truth to gain credability for his
lies.
As usual Carl makes false assertions and then fails to back up those
assertions with truth. Carl's posting pattern is so simple that a
child could see it. The format is really simple, lie followed by no
supporting evidence or in simpler terms "It is so because I say so."
I gave Carl a way out of making a fool out of himself yesterday; but
he persists on being one.
With regard to Carls begging for help from scholars and theologians
because he lacks the honesty, integrity, and skills to communicate
with me directly.
Let me explain the difference between be and scholars that work for
the system. They and I received training. I continued to use my
training on a daily basis and am not diverted from searching for truth
by religious dogma, reading periodicals, and all of the miriad of
other duties that a scholar at an institution gets boggled down with.
I probably spend five or ten more times studying the Greek than
scholars do.
Many scholars are taught that the word of God is a Superman Comic Book
that they are to use to document their religious denominations belief
system. They are taught the the Bible is literature like Huckleberry
Finn and that it is to be used as a springboard to jump into books
written by men about the various religious doctrines. They start with
the doctrine and "use" the Bible to support their doctrines.
I cannot afford to do that because I am not a paid employee of the
system. I am a workman of the word of God who strives to rightly
diviide the word of truth so that I can be a workman that needeth nbot
to be ashamed. I have no doctrines to prove because I am not a member
of any denomination. I read the word of God and obtain doctrine from
the word of God.
Carl is not a workman of the word of God. He uses Superman, Xman and
Wonderwoman Comic Books as his source of doctrine. They have pretty
pictures and pretty words and he can cite the name of the author and
sound important and knowledgable. Don't ask me what He can't cite the
one and only Author he needs to read and quote to be successful. Maybe
it's because he thinks of himself as a god and don't want to
ackowledge that a real God exists. I suppose if I was a fake, I
wouldn't want people to know about the real.
Anyway, this one was funnier than Carl's usual posts and I thought it
worth sharing.
What Carl wrote today:
And we see once again "Bible Bob"'s dishonesty.
"Bible Bob" <biblebob@saintly.com> wrote in message
news:21kgd3dddtfcahbpqoctrvdk3hflj5h1fj@4ax.com...
Carl posted this today in one of his hate posts.
Begin quote:
Documented lies and heresies from "Bible Bob" Sowle
[Updated: August 31, 2007 - 11:43am EDT]
August 31, 2007
I finally received permission to publicly use the identity of one of
the scholars who reviewed "Bible Bob"'s articles I submitted. He is
Dr. Earl Kellett. B.A., M.Div., Th.M. (email: earlkellett@yahoo.com).
"Those who wrongly divide his word are judged wrong." ["Bible Bob" has
been proven time and time again to wrongly divide God's Word.]
"Needless to say the editors of the King James Version falsified the
text and editors from later versions joined the conspiracy; but the
truth is still available." ["Bible Bob" continues to make this
baseless accusation which is patently untrue.]
End quote:
Before you accuse Mr. Kellett of being stark raving mad please notice
that all Mr Kellett said was "Those that wrongly divide his word are
judged wrong."
"Bible Bob" intentionally falsely attributes his own quotes to Dr.
Kellett.
The quotes "Those who wrongly divide his word are judged wrong." &
"Needless
to say the editors of the King James Version falsified the text and
editors
from later versions joined the conspiracy; but the truth is still
available." are both quotes by "Bible Bob." So right off, "Bible Bob"
turns
to deception to try to discredit Dr. Kellett. Typical "Bible Bob"
dishonesty
(TM).
That's all the man said. The man did not say that I did that. He was
probably talking about Carl's behavior.:)
Once again, please note the quotes are from "Bible Bob" NOT Dr.
Kellett.
"Bible Bob" knows this since he made them on August 31st, 2007 and is
now
trying to falsely attribute them to Dr. Kellett. Just when one thinks
"Bible
Bob" couldn't stoop any lower, he does.
Keep note of this, folks. "Bible Bob" is just about incapable of being
honest even with his own words.
What I said to Carl in my response to the above:
Carl,
Why would you put something in quotes following Mr Kellett's name if
it were not he that said it? Haven't you learned anything? You
accused Glenn of being worthy of death by improperly quoting passages
and now this blunder? I suggest that you get hold of Mr Weatherly and
have him give you some pointers in writing.
My bad, I should have known better than to trust anything you say. The
sad thing is I thought Mr Kellett made the statement which would make
him a good honest man in my book.
Oh, well, what I said was still true; but we have to change the
formula:
A BB said (truth)
B Carl said (lie)
C BB said (truth)
D Carl said (lie)
Silly boy, you really thought you had me didn't you. But, alas, all I
had to do was speak the truth and you are once again exposed as a
fraud; and a fool. All you had to say was "BB, you said that" and I
would have been the one that looked foolish. But, you had to glory in
what you thought was a big victory and in doing so showed everyone how
petty you really are. I made an honest mistake; you made a big
blunder.
Keep trying Carl, every attack against me proves you to be exactly
what I have been saying you are.
What Carl said to Weatherly:
John "Bible Bob" is deliberately attempting to obfuscate here. The
quotes I supplied are ones made by "Bible Bob" on August 31st, 2007.
He attempts to attribute them to Dr. Kellett falsely so as to try to
bolster himself. "Bible Bob" knows these are his own quotes.
Conclusion, Carl you sho' is funny. Do some more funny stuff. I
like funny stuff.
Carl, if you are going to play with big boys; bring big boy toys.
Leave your dolls at home.
BB
http://www.biblebob.net
Nothing so completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity
himself, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.
Charles Caleb Colton, author and clergyman (1780-1832)
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