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14 Dec 2004 08:43:09 PM |
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Consulting the dead. |
The Bible condemns necromancy (consulting the dead).
Prayers to "saints" who have died are sinful.
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Let there not be found among you anyone who immolates his son or daughter in
the fire, nor a fortune-teller, soothsayer, charmer, diviner, or caster of
spells, nor one who consults ghosts and spirits or seeks oracles from the
dead. (Deuteronomy 18:10-11)
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When Jesus' disciples asked him how they were to pray, Jesus didn't tell
them to consult dead "saints." He told them to pray directly to God, their
Father (Luke 11:1-4).
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| Title: Re: Please read! :) (especially the end) |
31 Dec 2004 06:57:24 PM |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:39:28 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@vianet.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:20:44 -0800, Bev's Sister <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year to all --
Bonnie *****
did you say SHAKESPEARE's CALIGULA?!!!!! OH, goodie!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
As it is our custom to hand out New Year's presents at our home, I
submit to you,as your New Year's gift:
PROLOGUE:
Roll ye winds, and thunder crack
Turn the time to centuries back
Men in togas, women enslaved
Thus those ancient Romans verily behaved
Hear these words, hear my cry
Heed the hope within my mind
That all may know and none forget
Our protagonist was naturally a "het"
The last bit was a lie
Past the critics to get by.
For those among us, joiners of the circus
We now proceed to state our purpose
To inform and discern
To elucidate and learn
To present and to proliferate
To spread the word and end the hate.
To right the wrong, to slam the troll
To project not lest we end our roll.
Here beginneth our tale of the past
Now hearken to these, our main cast:
Caligula, Caligula, our protagonist and hero
To him we surrender our blood, sweat ,and beer-o
He has his style, he’s gifted with grace
He’s not the owner of Quasimodo’s face
Of morality and frivolity he doth proclaim
Provided he’s not shagging or hunting game.
Through his eyes we see the scene
With a goodly portion rendered unclean
From him we move right along
To the Witch of Leeuwaarden, our mistress of song
Her spells are enchanting, her manner beguiling
Sadly her foibles send her to Hell a-frying
Otis the Oaf is Caligula’s best bud
But his half-brother Simon is a hotter stud.
Otis is good, Otis is kind,
Mayhap his dialogue the point shall find
Simon Sequidilla, stud of the town
He boffed and boinked and truly got around
To Caligula he pledged his loyalty
But his motive was to marry royalty.
The Miller and his Mistress, oh the sorrow
But knowing the details shall come on the morrow.
They worked and toiled, gave voice to the harried,
Predictably, though, they were both to others married
For Caligula’s sake we shall make mention
Of evil Nurse Hatchett from his days in detention.
Her lofty goal had been: heal the sick, cure the lame
But that was pre-Caligula and subsequent to shame.
As in any great and classic masterpiece
We have bit parts from small to obese.
To add mischief and advancing of plot
This group shall frolic and make whatnot.
From Marigula to Snigula
To fairest and petite Lady Ligula,
Unto brave Muffy the Umpire Slayer
We offer them long and earnest prayer.
And lest we not besmirch the name
To Sir liarjohnny we give his due acclaim.
For without this freak in our story
‘twould be mindless crap so gory.
To avoid the lawsuit, to hide from the judge
From liarjohnny’s version we shall not budge
From the past to the present, world without end
To liarjohnny’s whims our tale doth bend.
With merriment and mirth, with sadness and woe
Our rendering of history down the toilet shall go
With no further delay our story we tell
Now follow us into this, the rancid well
ENJOY!!!
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
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31 Dec 2004 08:37:36 PM |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:57:24 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
done went and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet
News'FROUPS:
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:39:28 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@vianet.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:20:44 -0800, Bev's Sister <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year to all --
Bonnie *****
did you say SHAKESPEARE's CALIGULA?!!!!! OH, goodie!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
As it is our custom to hand out New Year's presents at our home, I
submit to you,as your New Year's gift:
PROLOGUE:
Roll ye winds, and thunder crack
Turn the time to centuries back
Men in togas, women enslaved
Thus those ancient Romans verily behaved
Hear these words, hear my cry
Heed the hope within my mind
That all may know and none forget
Our protagonist was naturally a "het"
The last bit was a lie
Past the critics to get by.
For those among us, joiners of the circus
We now proceed to state our purpose
To inform and discern
To elucidate and learn
To present and to proliferate
To spread the word and end the hate.
To right the wrong, to slam the troll
To project not lest we end our roll.
Here beginneth our tale of the past
Now hearken to these, our main cast:
Caligula, Caligula, our protagonist and hero
To him we surrender our blood, sweat ,and beer-o
He has his style, he’s gifted with grace
He’s not the owner of Quasimodo’s face
Of morality and frivolity he doth proclaim
Provided he’s not shagging or hunting game.
Through his eyes we see the scene
With a goodly portion rendered unclean
From him we move right along
To the Witch of Leeuwaarden, our mistress of song
Her spells are enchanting, her manner beguiling
Sadly her foibles send her to Hell a-frying
Otis the Oaf is Caligula’s best bud
But his half-brother Simon is a hotter stud.
Otis is good, Otis is kind,
Mayhap his dialogue the point shall find
Simon Sequidilla, stud of the town
He boffed and boinked and truly got around
To Caligula he pledged his loyalty
But his motive was to marry royalty.
The Miller and his Mistress, oh the sorrow
But knowing the details shall come on the morrow.
They worked and toiled, gave voice to the harried,
Predictably, though, they were both to others married
For Caligula’s sake we shall make mention
Of evil Nurse Hatchett from his days in detention.
Her lofty goal had been: heal the sick, cure the lame
But that was pre-Caligula and subsequent to shame.
As in any great and classic masterpiece
We have bit parts from small to obese.
To add mischief and advancing of plot
This group shall frolic and make whatnot.
From Marigula to Snigula
To fairest and petite Lady Ligula,
Unto brave Muffy the Umpire Slayer
We offer them long and earnest prayer.
And lest we not besmirch the name
To Sir liarjohnny we give his due acclaim.
For without this freak in our story
‘twould be mindless crap so gory.
To avoid the lawsuit, to hide from the judge
From liarjohnny’s version we shall not budge
From the past to the present, world without end
To liarjohnny’s whims our tale doth bend.
With merriment and mirth, with sadness and woe
Our rendering of history down the toilet shall go
With no further delay our story we tell
Now follow us into this, the rancid well
ENJOY!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my, that was so enthralling!!!!! I swear I heard
violins playing as I read it! :O)
heheheh!!
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
Thanks- {{{{{{{BONNIE}}}}}}}} 2 U 2 :o)
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JESUS IS THE ROCK
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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01 Jan 2005 02:48:36 AM |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 21:37:36 -0500, wrote:
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:57:24 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
done went and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet
News'FROUPS:
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:39:28 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@vianet.ca> wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:20:44 -0800, Bev's Sister <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year to all --
Bonnie *****
did you say SHAKESPEARE's CALIGULA?!!!!! OH, goodie!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
As it is our custom to hand out New Year's presents at our home, I
submit to you,as your New Year's gift:
PROLOGUE:
Roll ye winds, and thunder crack
Turn the time to centuries back
Men in togas, women enslaved
Thus those ancient Romans verily behaved
Hear these words, hear my cry
Heed the hope within my mind
That all may know and none forget
Our protagonist was naturally a "het"
The last bit was a lie
Past the critics to get by.
For those among us, joiners of the circus
We now proceed to state our purpose
To inform and discern
To elucidate and learn
To present and to proliferate
To spread the word and end the hate.
To right the wrong, to slam the troll
To project not lest we end our roll.
Here beginneth our tale of the past
Now hearken to these, our main cast:
Caligula, Caligula, our protagonist and hero
To him we surrender our blood, sweat ,and beer-o
He has his style, he’s gifted with grace
He’s not the owner of Quasimodo’s face
Of morality and frivolity he doth proclaim
Provided he’s not shagging or hunting game.
Through his eyes we see the scene
With a goodly portion rendered unclean
From him we move right along
To the Witch of Leeuwaarden, our mistress of song
Her spells are enchanting, her manner beguiling
Sadly her foibles send her to Hell a-frying
Otis the Oaf is Caligula’s best bud
But his half-brother Simon is a hotter stud.
Otis is good, Otis is kind,
Mayhap his dialogue the point shall find
Simon Sequidilla, stud of the town
He boffed and boinked and truly got around
To Caligula he pledged his loyalty
But his motive was to marry royalty.
The Miller and his Mistress, oh the sorrow
But knowing the details shall come on the morrow.
They worked and toiled, gave voice to the harried,
Predictably, though, they were both to others married
For Caligula’s sake we shall make mention
Of evil Nurse Hatchett from his days in detention.
Her lofty goal had been: heal the sick, cure the lame
But that was pre-Caligula and subsequent to shame.
As in any great and classic masterpiece
We have bit parts from small to obese.
To add mischief and advancing of plot
This group shall frolic and make whatnot.
From Marigula to Snigula
To fairest and petite Lady Ligula,
Unto brave Muffy the Umpire Slayer
We offer them long and earnest prayer.
And lest we not besmirch the name
To Sir liarjohnny we give his due acclaim.
For without this freak in our story
‘twould be mindless crap so gory.
To avoid the lawsuit, to hide from the judge
From liarjohnny’s version we shall not budge
From the past to the present, world without end
To liarjohnny’s whims our tale doth bend.
With merriment and mirth, with sadness and woe
Our rendering of history down the toilet shall go
With no further delay our story we tell
Now follow us into this, the rancid well
ENJOY!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my, that was so enthralling!!!!! I swear I heard
violins playing as I read it! :O)
heheheh!!
Really? My favorite part is how Shakespeare got "hero" to rhyme with
"beer-o."
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
Thanks- {{{{{{{BONNIE}}}}}}}} 2 U 2 :o)
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JESUS IS THE ROCK
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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01 Jan 2005 01:00:18 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 00:48:36 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
Really? My favorite part is how Shakespeare got "hero" to rhyme with
"beer-o."
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
astounding, is it not?
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
HNY!!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "Falcon" |
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01 Jan 2005 01:27:40 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
Good old Elaine and her Bible teaching!
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Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
TRY READING the Bible for a change.
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
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Ciao,
Falcon
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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02 Jan 2005 01:35:54 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:27:40 -0800, Falcon <Falcon23587@commcasst.net>
sez the following funny stuff:
Good old Elaine and her Bible teaching!
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Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
So I didn't word it correctly! BIG DEAL, birdie.
EVERYONE makes errors in what they post, EVEN almighty you.
but go ahead and have some laughs over it!! Glad I could help :o)
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| User: "Peter is the Rock" |
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07 Jan 2005 02:28:14 AM |
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The official Useless GOAT! BAAAAAAAAAA! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
:On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:27:40 -0800, Falcon <Falcon23587@commcasst.net>
:sez the following funny stuff:
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:>Good old Elaine and her Bible teaching!
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:>Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
:>raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
:>AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
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:So I didn't word it correctly! BIG DEAL, birdie.
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:EVERYONE makes errors in what they post, EVEN almighty you.
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:but go ahead and have some laughs over it!! Glad I could help :o)
It's okay. Just as long as you didn't use any of that "putrid garbage" from Matthew's Gospel!
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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01 Jan 2005 05:25:39 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:27:40 -0800, Falcunt
<Falcon23587@commcasst.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
Good old Elaine and her Bible teaching!
Yes, she does follow the teachings of Christ.
You must be seething with jealousy.
Happy New Year to all --
Bonnie *****
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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02 Jan 2005 01:43:04 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 15:25:39 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:27:40 -0800, Falcunt
<Falcon23587@commcasst.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
Good old Elaine and her Bible teaching!
Yes, she does follow the teachings of Christ.
You must be seething with jealousy.
Happy New Year to all --
Bonnie *****
Hehhe!! Bonnie- I made a serious typo the other day, so the birdie is
trying to make a mountain out of it!!
Oh well, the poor little boy NEEDS some amusement in his meagre
life!!!!!
My error was that I posted about Jesus being crucified before His
baptism ....... But if I'm not mistaken, I believe that was hte post
where I said "John was baptized by Jesus, not the other way
around!!!!"
When I get laughing too hard, or typing too fast, my wording and / or
spelling often takes a sabbatical!!!
hehehe!
All I a can do now is say 'sorry for the typos', and if it makes those
ASSLOAVES (I love it!!) feel bewtter, I'll even go
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :O)
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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01 Jan 2005 06:11:17 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 00:48:36 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
Really? My favorite part is how Shakespeare got "hero" to rhyme with
"beer-o."
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
astounding, is it not?
I bet it took a good 5 minutes for that master wordsmith to come up
with that, too!
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
HNY!!!!!!!!!!!
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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02 Jan 2005 01:44:57 PM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:11:17 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 00:48:36 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
Really? My favorite part is how Shakespeare got "hero" to rhyme with
"beer-o."
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
astounding, is it not?
I bet it took a good 5 minutes for that master wordsmith to come up
with that, too!
Between swigs, no doubt!! :o)
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
HNY!!!!!!!!!!!
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :O)
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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02 Jan 2005 07:57:34 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 14:44:57 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:11:17 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:00:18 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 00:48:36 -0800, Bonnie ***** <nospam@nospam.org>
sez the following funny stuff:
Really? My favorite part is how Shakespeare got "hero" to rhyme with
"beer-o."
Hugs,
Bonnie *****
astounding, is it not?
I bet it took a good 5 minutes for that master wordsmith to come up
with that, too!
Between swigs, no doubt!! :o)
Or tokes. <g>
Good old Shakespeare and his 'Caligula'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
HNY!!!!!!!!!!!
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :O)
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| User: "Falcon" |
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| Title: Re: Please read! :) (especially the end) |
02 Jan 2005 02:19:24 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 14:44:57 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :O)
No need to stop laughing there, enjoy it all.
=====================================
Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
TRY READING the Bible for a change.
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
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--
Ciao,
Falcon
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| User: "ujb" |
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02 Jan 2005 05:36:39 PM |
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Falcon wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 14:44:57 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@someplace.net> wrote:
"Shakespeare's Caligula."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :O)
No need to stop laughing there, enjoy it all.
=====================================
Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
TRY READING the Bible for a change.
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
=====================================
--
Ciao,
Falcon
Lidy is trying to say she made an error in the above, what I'd
like her to show is a truth in the above! Poor sweet lidy elaine
has it all turned about in her typical style...
I am happy that the good people in the many groups are seeing
first hand why they should not let the sun go down their wrath!
ujb
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31 Dec 2004 02:04:19 PM |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:39:28 -0500, The official Usenet GHOST!
BOOOOOOOOOO! <user@vianet.ca> wrote:
did you say SHAKESPEARE's CALIGULA?!!!!! OH, goodie!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Elaine also says:
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Now -- considering our Lord Jesus had already been crucified, and
raised from the dead, He would allow Himself to BE baptized by John
AS AN EXAMPLE for others to follow.
TRY READING the Bible for a change.
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
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Ciao,
Falcon
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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01 Jan 2005 01:00:15 PM |
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:04:19 -0800, Falcon <Falcon23587@commcasst.net>
sez the following funny stuff:
Elaine also says:
too bad
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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31 Dec 2004 01:16:26 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 11:05:24 -0800, Falcon <Falcon23587@commcasst.net>
sez the following funny stuff:
Does that include your hundreds of "big deal" repeating chants about
"Shakespeare's Caligula" which you have been doing for weeks?
what about it? Was that 'an error' for some of us to laugh a good
laugh?
Have a nice day noe, falkie dear :o)
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| User: "ujb" |
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30 Dec 2004 06:02:04 AM |
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Streamer wrote:
"The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" <user@vianet.ca> wrote in message
news:4a26t052p9vafq269crq2i8478eevmrqq9@4ax.com...
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
How about you thinking before you post lidy! You run off at the
mouth and don't even know what you post...
My bad. It should have read "Jesus was baptized by John, not the other
way around"........ anyone with even half an ounce of smarts could
tell it was simply a typo on my part.
I knew it was your speedy typing error (not intentional). That's why I just
ignored it in your first posting.
Cool, you ignore without question false teachings because YOU
think they might just be typos!
snip
So how 'bout you showing us as you said you know? I have never
made the claim of knowing for sure other than getting church
membership. This is your chance, or we can talk fly tyin' if
you're uncomfortable telling your view on why Jesus had a need
for baptism? Let us remember John the Baptist was baptizing
those who turned from their sin and to God. I don't see Jesus
getting baptized unto repentance like the others do you?
As I wait your response I'll try and get my thoughts together on
what I'm seeing as a refute if we're not in agreement.
I ask you too to show your verses on this.
As I would have thought you'd do.
Then stop stalling, boy. GET TO IT.
You made the big claims- now put your money where your fat mouth is.
PRODUCE the verses.
It's really easy to disceren one's intention. Just stalling, that's why he
can't have good answers to his questions.
I asked you a question and it looks as if you can't answer it so
you try and turn it back on me? Really cool, but I didn't think
you had a clue what you were talking about, and by your silence
now on the subject I still don't.
Show it. This is your chance. Are
you uncomfortable
Yes as a matter of fact I am at this time.
Lying little coward.
You don't KNOW the verses to which you could run in order to prove
your lies.
Obviously.
Obviously what? What claim did I make other than ask you a
question Streamer? Are you saying I lied to you about anything?
Lidy calls everyone a liar when she gets frustrated with a truth
she doesn't know, this is a good illustration of how lidy our
resident liar works. As D* would say, "watch the pattern".
telling your side? You don't heve to wait. Show your
verses now.
What verses would you like about what? I said we might be in
agreement, but I didn't know because you haven't said anything
of note about this matter yourself with documentation from your
Bible.
I'm not as good as you at expressing myself so I was hoping to
answer your post with my limited knowledge.
damn limited, at that. SO limited, you don't even have half a clue.
But you're too cowardly a useless troll to admit that.
Expressing himself clearly.
I asked a question and got a "damn" for it!
I'm waiting. How did Jesus get baptized compare to christian
Wasn't the question why a person who was sinless went to John
the Baptist for baptism when JtB was doing so unto repentance?
Jesus didn't even have original sin! Streamer I'll give you a
free clue, I feel Christ's baptism was a OT ritual thing that in
fact started the NT ritual of baptizing.
'original sin' is a romanist term, not BAPTIST.
As for 'ritual' Jesus was not for mere 'ritual'.
HE wanted those who BELIEVED on His perfect name to be baptized AS AN
OUTWARD SIGN of their faith and intent to follow Him.
Correct.
And water baptism doesn't really save. It's a symbol & picture of Christ's
death & resurrection.
And Jesus being a man, did what he has to do, baptized with water, and now
we can follow his example.
Jesus the Christ was not baptized to set you an example was He?
Is that what you think, just an example? If it was am example
why not baptize the non Christian with a Levitical priest as was
John the Baptist was? You see at the time there were no
Christians recorded in the Bible? At the time neither Peter or
Andrew were even followers of Jesus, or Christians?
Just the little above should show how you don't follow Christ's
type of baptism but a New Testament baptism for different
reasons than Jesus was baptized. If you think I wrong please
show what you feel are my errors and I'll try giving the Bible
verse.
ujb
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30 Dec 2004 12:35:43 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 07:02:04 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
I asked you a question and it looks as if you can't answer it so
you try and turn it back on me?
ujie the useless, the lying little swine.................. you've been
outsmarted AGAIN.
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| User: "ujb" |
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30 Dec 2004 12:49:48 PM |
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"The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 07:02:04 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
I asked you a question and it looks as if you can't answer it so
you try and turn it back on me?
ujie the useless, the lying little swine.................. you've been
outsmarted AGAIN.
I'm not the smart one, that title goes to you and the 'scrambled
one' your peer. I'm just asking questions not teaching like you
two. But it seems you're not up to answering about baptism but
would rather play patty cakes with your pal bonny in the pit?
ujie
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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31 Dec 2004 01:12:12 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 13:49:48 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
I'm not the smart one, that title goes to you and the 'scrambled
one' your peer. I'm just asking questions not teaching like you
two. But it seems you're not up to answering about baptism but
would rather play patty cakes with your pal bonny in the pit?
ujie
I most certainly DID reply about Baptism, useless-ujie, and as for
liar-johnnie being considered 'my peer', then he is also YOUR PEER
too.
No one here is any damn better than anyone else.
And as for Bonnie and I posting, that's
1.
none of your damned business
2.
too bad for you
3.
WE enjoy posting back and forth
4.
We will continue to do so.
5.
Too bad, but there is nothing you can do about it.
6.
Live with it.
7. Now be quiet, and go wash some dishes. At least do something useful
to help your Mother celebrate the New Year.
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| User: "ujb" |
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29 Dec 2004 03:26:23 PM |
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"The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 07:29:41 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
JOHN WAS BAPTIZED BY JESUS, not the other way around.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
How about you thinking before you post lidy! You run off at the
mouth and don't even know what you post...
My bad. It should have read "Jesus was baptized by John, not the other
way around"........
anyone with even half an ounce of smarts could tell it
was simply a typo on my part.
I know, that's why I felt the need to point it out to you.
snip
So how 'bout you showing us as you said you know? I have never
made the claim of knowing for sure other than getting church
membership. This is your chance, or we can talk fly tyin' if
you're uncomfortable telling your view on why Jesus had a need
for baptism? Let us remember John the Baptist was baptizing
those who turned from their sin and to God. I don't see Jesus
getting baptized unto repentance like the others do you?
As I wait your response I'll try and get my thoughts together on
what I'm seeing as a refute if we're not in agreement.
I ask you too to show your verses on this.
As I would have thought you'd do.
Then stop stalling, boy. GET TO IT.
You made the big claims- now put your money where your fat mouth is.
PRODUCE the verses.
Which big claims did your ujie make? You show the claims, I'll
answer if I can.
Show it. This is your chance. Are
you uncomfortable
Yes as a matter of fact I am at this time.
Lying little coward.
You don't KNOW the verses to which you could run in order to prove
your lies.
Did I lie again? Show the lie and I'll take care of it somehow
even going so far to say I'm sorry to this whole group!
telling your side? You don't heve to wait. Show your
verses now.
I'm not as good as you at expressing myself so I was hoping to
answer your post with my limited knowledge.
damn limited, at that. SO limited, you don't even have half a clue.
But you're too cowardly a useless troll to admit that.
Admit what lidy, I'm thinking you are high on something, and I
know a good high!
I'm waiting. How did Jesus get baptized compare to christian
Wasn't the question why a person who was sinless went to John
the Baptist for baptism when JtB was doing so unto repentance?
Jesus didn't even have original sin! Streamer I'll give you a
free clue, I feel Christ's baptism was a OT ritual thing that in
fact started the NT ritual of baptizing.
'original sin' is a romanist term, not BAPTIST.
How about the the sin that Adam committed that is past on
through the fathers line which is also called original sin and
is in every person but Jesus.
As for 'ritual' Jesus was not for mere 'ritual'.
I think you wrong again! :)
HE wanted those who BELIEVED on His perfect name to be baptized AS AN
OUTWARD SIGN of their faith and intent to follow Him.
Can you show in the Bible that is what He said or are you
guessing again?
Be sure to copy that, ujie dear, so you can claim you said it
originally, now............
I think you wrong so why would I want to copy it? :)
baptism today? Do you know? Tell me your view on this with supporting
verses. You oppened this up, you show it.
I opened it up? You and others were talking baptism long before
I asked the question as to why.
Quit babbling and answer the blasted question, you hypocritical little
lying swine.
For you lidy, which question? Type out what you are asking so I
get it right and I'll give it my best shot even if I have to say
I don't know.
So stammer, it looks as if I'll follow your lead and run from
this too.
ujb
Stammer?
Anothr 'barb' from the brat?
You obviously were not raised to respect anyone, not even yourself.
Anyone with half a brain can see that could be a typo. :)
You're totally useless. You don't work, and brag that you live off
Mama's wealth.
You ridicule those who DO work to earn an honest living, and you think
you can lie and pass yourself off as a Baptist Christian.
Better luck next time, useless.
Has sweet sweet told all of that about myself? I think not, I
think you have misread much and don't know what you're talking
about. :)
ujie
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29 Dec 2004 01:43:43 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:06:50 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
I have never
made the claim of knowing for sure other than getting church
membership.
well, ujie-woojie----------- you made the claim of 'being a Baptist'
so many times -- now's your chance to tell the warring world og
usenet what you know.
Go ahead. I promise you I won't laugh too hard.
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29 Dec 2004 03:29:46 PM |
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"The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:06:50 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
I have never
made the claim of knowing for sure other than getting church
membership.
well, ujie-woojie----------- you made the claim of 'being a Baptist'
so many times -- now's your chance to tell the warring world og
usenet what you know.
Go ahead. I promise you I won't laugh too hard.
You might laugh rather than admit your sweet sweet ujie was
right. I know I laugh at the stupid things you post, and I think
I may have a higher testosterone level than you?
ujie
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28 Dec 2004 09:22:09 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:32:11 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> done went
and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet News'FROUPS:
That's nice, but it didn't answer why Jesus had any reason to
get wet by what could have only been a sprinkle? I'm sure it's
very clear to you, but you've not shown why the need or even a
reason. If you don't know just say and someone will give you an
answer I'm sure?
ujb
You let on you are so knowledgable, Jim- YOU go ahead and tell us
'ignorant' ones. Stop stalling.
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| User: "ujb" |
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29 Dec 2004 06:30:55 AM |
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:32:11 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> done went
and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet News'FROUPS:
That's nice, but it didn't answer why Jesus had any reason to
get wet by what could have only been a sprinkle? I'm sure it's
very clear to you, but you've not shown why the need or even a
reason. If you don't know just say and someone will give you an
answer I'm sure?
ujb
You let on you are so knowledgable, Jim- YOU go ahead and tell us
'ignorant' ones. Stop stalling.
What are you mumbling about now? I asked steamer why Jesus had a
need as he said he knows about baptism. Now it seems he is
backing away much like I for fear of committing myself when I've
said it's only needed to join the local church.
ujie
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| User: "The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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29 Dec 2004 01:41:13 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 07:30:55 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
What are you mumbling about now? I asked steamer why Jesus had a
need as he said he knows about baptism. Now it seems he is
backing away much like I for fear of committing myself when I've
said it's only needed to join the local church.
ujie
Come now, jimmikins. You know NOTHING about the topic at hand, and you
darned well KNOW you don't. You're fishing for the info, so you can
then turn around and falsely claim 'you knew it all along'.........
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29 Dec 2004 03:26:40 PM |
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"The official Usenet GHOST! BOOOOOOOOOO!" wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 07:30:55 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> sez the
following funny stuff:
What are you mumbling about now? I asked steamer why Jesus had a
need as he said he knows about baptism. Now it seems he is
backing away much like I for fear of committing myself when I've
said it's only needed to join the local church.
ujie
Come now, jimmikins. You know NOTHING about the topic at hand, and you
darned well KNOW you don't. You're fishing for the info, so you can
then turn around and falsely claim 'you knew it all along'.........
Sweet sweet has corrected you two times just just this week on
the subject.
ujie
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29 Dec 2004 09:21:47 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 16:26:40 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> done went
and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet News'FROUPS:
Sweet sweet has corrected you two times just just this week on
the subject.
ujie
BOLLOCKS, sweat-sweat........
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| User: "Virginia Vulva" |
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29 Dec 2004 11:17:59 PM |
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:On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 16:26:40 -0500, ujb <ujibwa@yahoo.com> done went
:and wrote as Gospel Truth in these here little old Usenet News'FROUPS:
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:>Sweet sweet has corrected you two times just just this week on
:>the subject.
:>ujie
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:BOLLOCKS, sweat-sweat........
Such language from a pontiff! Your favorite dessert, perhaps?
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