There are no drop bears. Hell, there's no real bears!

In article <426e3546$0$5178$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, cootey_59
@yahoo.com leapt about on one foot, screaching...

Robibnikoff wrote:

"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
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In article <426c7a24$0$5177$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, cootey_59
@yahoo.com says...

ROFLMAO ... a genuine 'God Dunnit' ......... you just claimed in a
previous post that you 'weren't ignorant ' ........ now you are showing
your ignorance loud and clear ...... "Goddunnit" is NOT evidence of
anything except your pig ignorant education .... if God can break the
laws of Physics at will, then ALL our science is nonsense ....

God the great Practical Joker ? Floods the world some 6,000 years ago
and not only removes ALL trace of it, but alters the existing evidence
to make it look like it never happened !

And how do you know God made it possible ? Oh, that's right, you've got
a book of Bronze Age Fairy Tales that says so ....... well Boy Wonder, I
hope you can find some evidence to back up this claim ....

How did Noah keep the Koalas alive ? You know they can only eat 'fresh'
gum leaves .... ? For that matter how did Noah get to Australia ? Or New
Zealand ? Did the Kiwis swim all the way back from the Middle East.....?

I can give you a thousand more of these questions ..... but just answer
these for starters .....

Don't forget the carnivorous koalas. We don't like to tell tourists
about them, but they do exist. Seriously. We lose about 3 tourists a
year to those beast.

Aren't those the infamous "drop bears"? :)

Gee... now TGHO has let the cat out of the bag ....... there goes the
tourist industry ..... good thing he didn't mention the Hoop Snakes ....

I thought hoop snakes were a Native American thing (that's a tourist
story you get in the Old West.)

Grace

In article <426cd57d$0$8120$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, cootey_59
@yahoo.com says...

shhh ...now you know you're not supposed to mention those ..... the
bloody Tourist industry will on your back now ...... next thing you
know, Lord bloody A.Downer will have to issue a press release blaming it
all on the Crocs

Eh, don't you worry about that!

;)

...... mind you, I once had a terrible time trying to
convince a German friend that The Platypus ( males anyway ) was venomous
...... or that Tree Kangaroos actually existed ..... "kangaroos in trees
? ...... yeah, sure .....you think I'm stupid ? "

I find it very amusing that tourists will believe you when you tell them
something absolutely crazy, and not believe you when you tell them the
truth.

:)

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:40:27 +1200, Wonder <nospam@hotmail.com> wrote:

Masked Avenger <cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:

Wonder wrote:

Wonder wrote:

What proof do you have that Noah's Flood never happened?

Bible Studier

If it can be proved that a herd of invisible black cats that fly through
everyone's bedrooms at midnight are not so, then maybe Noah's Ark can be
proved to be a negative.

So you don't have any proof that Noah's Flood never happened.

There is plenty of proof that it never happened. For a start, you can
look at the genetic make-up of every animal on the planet. That tells
us that all living things are not descended from a single pair of each
species within the last 10,000 years. That is conclusive proof that
the Noah story is a fabrication.

If you look at the measurements of the Ark, it would not be physically
possible to fit even a tiny fraction of the world's species on it, lat
alone their food supply. That also demonstrates that what is written
in the bible is not true. If they made up all the crap about every
animal being wiped out apart from the ones on the Ark, who's to say
the whole story is not a fabrication?

There's also the 'evil ducks' aspect which Eddie Izzard so brilliantly
pointed out. If every species needed to be reduced to a single pair,
in what way did sending a flood kill the aquatic species?

On top of that, we have the proof from the many layers of earth which
have been examined by archaeologists and geologists, and which show no
sign of a flood of that magnitude within the timescale suggested by
the bible. As a catastrophic event like that would have left massive
traces, that is also proof that it never happened.

In addition, there is the fact that the flood is not mentioned
anywhere else. It would undoubtedly have turned up in many written
traditions if it had happened. It does not.

The problem is not the lack of evidence - it's that you refuse to open
your eyes and look at it. Why ask for evidence when you will discount
it without even giving it a second thought?


Mephisto

God made it possible.

Bible Studier

ROFLMAO ... a genuine 'God Dunnit' ......... you just claimed in a
previous post that you 'weren't ignorant ' ........ now you are showing
your ignorance loud and clear ...... "Goddunnit" is NOT evidence of
anything except your pig ignorant education .... if God can break the
laws of Physics at will, then ALL our science is nonsense ....

God the great Practical Joker ? Floods the world some 6,000 years ago
and not only removes ALL trace of it, but alters the existing evidence
to make it look like it never happened !

And how do you know God made it possible ? Oh, that's right, you've got
a book of Bronze Age Fairy Tales that says so ....... well Boy Wonder, I
hope you can find some evidence to back up this claim ....

How did Noah keep the Koalas alive ? You know they can only eat 'fresh'
gum leaves .... ? For that matter how did Noah get to Australia ? Or New
Zealand ? Did the Kiwis swim all the way back from the Middle East.....?

I can give you a thousand more of these questions ..... but just answer
these for starters .....

Science does not have the answers to everything. There are still many
mysteries and things that science say are not possible yet we witness
them with our eyes.

Such as...?

You can take any book in a library and find fault with it.

Irrelevant

In the end it comes to this either you do choose to believe in the
bible or not. Those that believe in the bible find it easier to accept
what is written rather than challenge parts of the bible.

I believe eating the meat of chickens is piosonous to all people
becuase its easier to accept that then the fact that people eat
chicken all the time. It doesn't make my belief correct and has no
basis in fact even if you find a person allergic to chicken, even then
my belief would not be completely true.

If it was possible to prove 100% that something like the ark did exist
there would still be many that would not accept it.

The only things about the bible that one can prove is that it has been
written and some people about 1 in 6 or about 17% of people believe
it. It still does not make anything in it true.

Bible Studier