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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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16 Dec 2005 02:05:29 AM |
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Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi?__mode=view&entry_id=7777
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
16 Dec 2005 05:52:18 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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17 Dec 2005 04:16:10 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:52:18 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
Let me guess, you think about my ***** 'cause you have none?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
17 Dec 2005 05:50:34 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:16:10 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:52:18 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
Let me guess, you think about my ***** 'cause you have none?
I don't think you have one. Everyone knows you don't have the balls to support
your country. Call 1-800-marines if you do.
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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18 Dec 2005 02:39:58 AM |
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On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 17:50:34 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:16:10 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:52:18 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
Let me guess, you think about my ***** 'cause you have none?
I don't think you have one. Everyone knows you don't have the balls to support
your country. Call 1-800-marines if you do.
Sounds like projecting to me. Everyone knows you have no penis, that's
why you pussied out of Vietnam and can't get a wife at all.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
18 Dec 2005 10:41:06 AM |
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in article lv89q1hvfh1l5a29g6ppk8rhdjs64phbvn@4ax.com, duke at
duckgumbo32@cox.net wrote on 12/17/05 6:50 PM:
On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:16:10 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 17:52:18 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
Let me guess, you think about my ***** 'cause you have none?
I don't think you have one. Everyone knows you don't have the balls to
support
your country.
And it will do...WHAT in return?
Paul
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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16 Dec 2005 09:12:08 PM |
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in article 2ok6q1pl56m1r8pju2525dn2hpuo3fve76@4ax.com, duke at
duckgumbo32@cox.net wrote on 12/16/05 6:52 PM:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
I just think Duke wants to put his ***** into one of his church gal
pals.
Paul
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| User: "Reasoned Insanity" |
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16 Dec 2005 10:00:46 PM |
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"Paul Duca" <p.duca@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:BFC8EC38.264E0%p.duca@comcast.net...
in article 2ok6q1pl56m1r8pju2525dn2hpuo3fve76@4ax.com, duke at
duckgumbo32@cox.net wrote on 12/16/05 6:52 PM:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
I just think Duke wants to put his ***** into one of his church gal
pals.
Paul
What is strange obsession you have with other mens dicks and church gals
duke?
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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17 Dec 2005 04:16:30 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:00:46 -0600, "Reasoned Insanity"
<mintclovers@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Paul Duca" <p.duca@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:BFC8EC38.264E0%p.duca@comcast.net...
in article 2ok6q1pl56m1r8pju2525dn2hpuo3fve76@4ax.com, duke at
duckgumbo32@cox.net wrote on 12/16/05 6:52 PM:
On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:05:29 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Many of us think the same about you, yang.
I just think Duke wants to put his ***** into one of his church gal
pals.
Paul
What is strange obsession you have with other mens dicks and church gals
duke?
What are two things he doesn't have?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "Dr. Barry Worthington" |
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16 Dec 2005 04:15:41 AM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi?__mode=view&entry_id=7777
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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17 Dec 2005 12:18:57 AM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
<shrbw@abertay.ac.uk> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
For a debunking of this ancient argument:
http://tinyurl.com/d4drk
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393049639/103-9289903-4820618?v=glance&n=283155
Just for the record, are you willing to divulge what the details of
your Doctorate?
Vis: What it was awarded for, and by which institution?
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18 Dec 2005 06:01:24 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
<shrbw@abertay.ac.uk> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
For a debunking of this ancient argument:
http://tinyurl.com/d4drk
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393049639/103-9289903-4820618?v=glance&n=283155
Just for the record, are you willing to divulge what the details of
your Doctorate?
Vis: What it was awarded for, and by which institution?
I'm not sure that this is relevant, but I'm happy to do so. My doctoral
study was concerned with the role of tourism in post-communist economic
transition in Estonia, and was awarded in 2000 by the University of
Bradford (that's in Northern England.
I've suddenly realised something. I do hope that you have not
misconstrued my original posting. I am not a fundamentalist.....
Dr. Barry Worthington
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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18 Dec 2005 05:47:10 PM |
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On 18 Dec 2005 04:01:24 -0800, wrote:
Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
For a debunking of this ancient argument:
http://tinyurl.com/d4drk
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393049639/103-9289903-4820618?v=glance&n=283155
Just for the record, are you willing to divulge what the details of
your Doctorate?
Vis: What it was awarded for, and by which institution?
I'm not sure that this is relevant, but I'm happy to do so. My doctoral
study was concerned with the role of tourism in post-communist economic
transition in Estonia, and was awarded in 2000 by the University of
Bradford (that's in Northern England.
I've suddenly realised something. I do hope that you have not
misconstrued my original posting. I am not a fundamentalist.....
Dr. Barry Worthington
No, my concern was that your doctorate may have been medical in
nature, which would have been one more added concern on top of Dr.
Chung, given your display of theologically induced anatomical naívete.
I'm greatly relieved to hear the good news.
I am always suspicious when people unsolicitedly parade their
qualifications, even though they are quite irrelevant to the
newsgroup, and the topic at hand.
It reeks of insecurity. "Dr. Assaf" is an example of someone who is so
insecure that he lies outright about having a doctorate, to anyone who
will listen.
Amongst other things, I just wanted to ensure that you were not
amongst his pitiful brethren.
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19 Dec 2005 10:05:07 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 18 Dec 2005 04:01:24 -0800, wrote:
Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Ed=
en
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are mo=
re
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave=
as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) Th=
is
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
For a debunking of this ancient argument:
http://tinyurl.com/d4drk
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393049639/103-9289903-4820618?v=3Dgl=
ance&n=3D283155
Just for the record, are you willing to divulge what the details of
your Doctorate?
Vis: What it was awarded for, and by which institution?
I'm not sure that this is relevant, but I'm happy to do so. My doctoral
study was concerned with the role of tourism in post-communist economic
transition in Estonia, and was awarded in 2000 by the University of
Bradford (that's in Northern England.
I've suddenly realised something. I do hope that you have not
misconstrued my original posting. I am not a fundamentalist.....
Dr. Barry Worthington
No, my concern was that your doctorate may have been medical in
nature, which would have been one more added concern on top of Dr.
Chung, given your display of theologically induced anatomical na=EDvete.
My display of what? What makes you think that these are my beliefs?
What part of "the big issue (in theological terms) in the past" do you
not understand? I have already stated that I am not a fundamentalist
Christian.
I'm greatly relieved to hear the good news.
I am always suspicious when people unsolicitedly parade their
qualifications, even though they are quite irrelevant to the
newsgroup, and the topic at hand.
It reeks of insecurity.
Or a little harmless vanity. It's my real name, so I use the title as
my 'handle', so to speak. I don't use it inreal life (except when
dealing with bank managers and the taxman).
"Dr. Assaf" is an example of someone who is so
insecure that he lies outright about having a doctorate, to anyone who
will listen.
Amongst other things, I just wanted to ensure that you were not
amongst his pitiful brethren.
Why? Can't you just judge people on what they write?
Toodle pip!
Dr. Barry Worthington
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| User: "Chris Assaf of West Point" |
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19 Dec 2005 10:57:23 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Michael Gray wrote:
On 18 Dec 2005 04:01:24 -0800, wrote:
Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Ed=
en
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are mo=
re
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave=
as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) Th=
is
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Dr. Barry Worthington
For a debunking of this ancient argument:
http://tinyurl.com/d4drk
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393049639/103-9289903-4820618?v=3Dgl=
ance&n=3D283155
Just for the record, are you willing to divulge what the details of
your Doctorate?
Vis: What it was awarded for, and by which institution?
I'm not sure that this is relevant, but I'm happy to do so. My doctoral
study was concerned with the role of tourism in post-communist economic
transition in Estonia, and was awarded in 2000 by the University of
Bradford (that's in Northern England.
I've suddenly realised something. I do hope that you have not
misconstrued my original posting. I am not a fundamentalist.....
Dr. Barry Worthington
No, my concern was that your doctorate may have been medical in
nature, which would have been one more added concern on top of Dr.
Chung, given your display of theologically induced anatomical na=EDvete.
I'm greatly relieved to hear the good news.
I am always suspicious when people unsolicitedly parade their
qualifications, even though they are quite irrelevant to the
newsgroup, and the topic at hand.
It reeks of insecurity. "Dr. Assaf" is an example of someone who is so
insecure that he lies outright about having a doctorate.....
It is not a lie.
You have to have faith that I have a doctorate.
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16 Dec 2005 09:40:13 AM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
<shrbw@abertay.ac.uk> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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16 Dec 2005 10:58:33 AM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
<shrbw@abertay.ac.uk> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
Dr. Barry Worthington
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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18 Dec 2005 12:30:27 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 08:58:33 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
I would love to not tar you with the same brush. But you guys really
have to step up and take Christianity back from the crazies. When you
have a Fundamentalists in the White House who thinks that creationism
is a valid scientific theory, it's hard not to think that Christians
have gone off the deep end.
The reasonable Christians are starting to realize what is going on. I
just wish that they would do it sooner.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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19 Dec 2005 09:55:48 AM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 08:58:33 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
I would love to not tar you with the same brush. But you guys really
have to step up and take Christianity back from the crazies. When you
have a Fundamentalists in the White House who thinks that creationism
is a valid scientific theory, it's hard not to think that Christians
have gone off the deep end.
The reasonable Christians are starting to realize what is going on. I
just wish that they would do it sooner.
We look at what is going on across the pond and are amazed. I really
think that it is largely an American problem.
Dr. Barry Worthington
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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19 Dec 2005 11:50:46 PM |
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On 19 Dec 2005 07:55:48 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 08:58:33 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
I would love to not tar you with the same brush. But you guys really
have to step up and take Christianity back from the crazies. When you
have a Fundamentalists in the White House who thinks that creationism
is a valid scientific theory, it's hard not to think that Christians
have gone off the deep end.
The reasonable Christians are starting to realize what is going on. I
just wish that they would do it sooner.
We look at what is going on across the pond and are amazed. I really
think that it is largely an American problem.
It is, but globalization being what they are, America's problem is the
world's. I choose to be an American as an immigrant and I would do the
same thing all over again, but I bear America's shame, as all other
Americans are doing right now.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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16 Dec 2005 11:12:12 AM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 08:58:33 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
They are here too, but they make noise far out of proportion to their
actual numbers.
Dr. Barry Worthington
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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16 Dec 2005 11:35:57 AM |
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John Baker wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 08:58:33 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 02:15:41 -0800, "Dr. Barry Worthington"
< > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
How this syllogistically means that Jesus has no ***** I shall leave as
a homework excercise for the students- In the Creationist universe,
Jesus has to squat to pee, not unlike an eunich.
Actually, the big issue (in theological terms) in the past was whether
to incude a navel (or 'belly button' as we kids called it). As neither
Adam or Eve experienced a normal birthing process, there would have
been none. Some artists covered Eve's stomach with her long hair, or
placed a convenient branch in front of Adam's.
I bet they didn't have their immunization shots either.
There would be no problem with a penis though.(See Michaelangelo.) This
is just prudery by an odd group of 'Christians' who are ashamed of
God's creation.
Problem is that these "odd group of Christians" number in the millions
in the US.
Well, I consider myself (I hope), a Christian, which is why I put the
word in inverted commas. Please don't tar us all with the same brush,
because these people are very much in a minority (well, outside the
United States they most certainly are).
They are here too, but they make noise far out of proportion to their
actual numbers.
So what are other American Christians doing to counter this situation?
Don't they find some of their statements offensive?
Dr. Barry Worthington
Dr. Barry Worthington
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
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17 Dec 2005 01:08:10 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Dr. Barry Worthington
(shrbw@abertay.ac.uk) made the light shine upon us with this:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Now since Adam is created "in God's image", the Creationists are more
or less saying that the Biblical God has no *****.
Maybe it was a mangina.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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16 Dec 2005 03:14:42 AM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
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16 Dec 2005 05:03:47 AM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" <glugg2001@hotmail.com> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Ken's shorts are welded on.
A part of his anatomy.
At least we have proof that Ken dolls are real.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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16 Dec 2005 09:37:39 AM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" <glugg2001@hotmail.com> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -2151 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
-----
"Now, did I want to go? Hell no."
-duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net), aka PedophilEarl J Weber, 63
year old mateless, heirless biological failure
of Afton Oaks Apartment, Baton Rouge, on why
a Neocon chickenhawk like him pussied out of
the Vietnam War.
.
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16 Dec 2005 12:01:37 PM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" <glugg2001@hotmail.com> wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
Because you just got through explaining the whole matter, you weirdo.
Get therapy before you start exploring little boys in the same manner.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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16 Dec 2005 02:15:43 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 10:01:37 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" < > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
Because you just got through explaining the whole matter, you weirdo.
Get therapy before you start exploring little boys in the same manner.
Cantcha just feel that warm Christian love, folks? <G>
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
16 Dec 2005 05:13:29 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 10:01:37 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" < > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
Because you just got through explaining the whole matter, you weirdo.
Get therapy before you start exploring little boys in the same manner.
It could even lead to a career in the church!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
16 Dec 2005 09:02:57 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 10:01:37 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" < > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
Because you just got through explaining the whole matter, you weirdo.
Get therapy before you start exploring little boys in the same manner.
It could even lead to a career in the church!
That would be the entirely unnesessary Catholic church.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Creationist "Museum": Jesus Has No Penis! |
16 Dec 2005 11:50:09 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 19:02:57 -0800, wrote:
Michael Gray wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 10:01:37 -0800, wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
On 16 Dec 2005 01:14:42 -0800, "glugg" < > wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:
So let's review this. a Creationist "museum" creates a Garden of Eden
exhibit and the prudes put a dickless Adam (a ala a Ken Doll) in the
garden.
Have you been peeking under Ken's shorts?
If this isnt in violation of your parole, it should be.
Obviously you have since you know what I'm talking about.
Because you just got through explaining the whole matter, you weirdo.
Get therapy before you start exploring little boys in the same manner.
It could even lead to a career in the church!
That would be the entirely unnesessary Catholic church.
Other churches have started to follow their progressive lead in
matters criminal.
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