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"Pastor Dave" |
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24 Dec 2003 06:31:46 AM |
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Death by Stupidity |
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an
engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope
doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be
executed twice for the same crime and he is set free
too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the
guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and
says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."
--
Pastor Dave Raymond
"As for me, I have not hastened from being a pastor
to follow thee: neither have I desired the woeful day;
thou knowest: that which came out of my lips was right
before thee." - Jeremiah 17:16
"Evolution is accepted by zoologists not because
it has been observed to occur, or is supported
by logically coherent arguments, but because...
no alternative explanation is credible. Whilst
the fact of evolution is accepted by every
biologist, the mode in which it has occurred and
the mechanism by which it has been brought about
are still disputable. ...the theory of evolution
itself is a theory universally accepted not because
it can be proved by logical coherent evidence to be
true, but because the only alternative is special
creation, which is clearly incredible."
- D.M.S. Watson, "Adaptation", Nature,
August 10, 1929, Vol. 124
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| User: "Thore Schmechtig" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
25 Dec 2003 08:28:20 AM |
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Hey,
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the
guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and
says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."
Some say humor can unite mortal enemies.
Looks like they are right. I had a god laugh reading this. ;)
--
"From the fury of the Northmen, o lord, deliver us!"
(Desperate prayer of christian monks when the Viking dragon ships were sighted. Obviously the lord was not listening.)
Greetings from Thore "Tocis" Schmechtig
Emails to commoner AT carcosa DOT de will need a "HI-AK 523" in the subject or go down the drain!
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| User: "Mark and Bev Tindall" |
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25 Dec 2003 04:40:03 PM |
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| User: "Seppo Pietikainen" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
24 Dec 2003 08:09:55 AM |
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Pastor Dave wrote:
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an
engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope
doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be
executed twice for the same crime and he is set free
too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the
guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and
says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."
Ok, Dave. You can't possibly be all that bad I assumed!
Merry Christmas to you (and all the others in the group)!
Seppo P.
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| User: "Routerider" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
24 Dec 2003 12:11:46 PM |
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"Seppo Pietikainen" <s.pietikainen_drop@kolumbus.fi> wrote :
Ok, Dave. You can't possibly be all that bad I assumed!
Merry Christmas to you (and all the others in the group)!
Seppo P.
No, he hates christimas and everything it stands for....I think Dave was
short changed somewhere in life.
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| User: "Hound Dog" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
24 Dec 2003 01:52:54 PM |
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"Routerider" <oneznzeroz@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:obudnRMSbbCFSnSiRVn-jw@comcast.com...
"Seppo Pietikainen" <s.pietikainen_drop@kolumbus.fi> wrote :
Ok, Dave. You can't possibly be all that bad I assumed!
Merry Christmas to you (and all the others in the group)!
Seppo P.
No, he hates christimas and everything it stands for....I think Dave was
short changed somewhere in life.
What does christimas stand for?
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| User: "Dave Oldridge" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
24 Dec 2003 11:36:10 AM |
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Seppo Pietikainen <s.pietikainen_drop@kolumbus.fi> wrote in news:bsc6no
$br99q$1@ID-137900.news.uni-berlin.de:
Pastor Dave wrote:
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an
engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope
doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be
executed twice for the same crime and he is set free
too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the
guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and
says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."
Ok, Dave. You can't possibly be all that bad I assumed!
Oh, Dave is quite sincere in his core belief. It's just that he's
frustrated by the huge amount of physical evidence that mitigates against
it being truth. So he lashes out with lies, misrepresentations and the
tools of his particular offbeat sacerdotal trade, sophistry and
misdirection, in an effort as much to convince himself as others.
Merry Christmas to you (and all the others in the group)!
I echo your sentiment. May Jesus Christ be born in the hearts of
everyone in this season of Advent when we traditionally celebrate His
coming to our poor embattled world.
"For God so loves the cosmos that He sends His only begotten Son that
whoever believes in Him might have life eternal!"
--
Dave Oldridge
ICQ 1800667
Paradoxically, most real events are highly improbable.
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| User: "sharon" |
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| Title: Re: Death by Stupidity |
24 Dec 2003 11:50:21 AM |
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Very Cute. Passed it on to my friends and family.
"Pastor Dave" <nospam-draymond@minister.com> wrote in message
news:on1juvcd2tejbrifnrk26oedjnn3nl0jlb@4ax.com...
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an
engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the
rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope
doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be
executed twice for the same crime and he is set free
too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the
guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and
says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."
--
Pastor Dave Raymond
"As for me, I have not hastened from being a pastor
to follow thee: neither have I desired the woeful day;
thou knowest: that which came out of my lips was right
before thee." - Jeremiah 17:16
"Evolution is accepted by zoologists not because
it has been observed to occur, or is supported
by logically coherent arguments, but because...
no alternative explanation is credible. Whilst
the fact of evolution is accepted by every
biologist, the mode in which it has occurred and
the mechanism by which it has been brought about
are still disputable. ...the theory of evolution
itself is a theory universally accepted not because
it can be proved by logical coherent evidence to be
true, but because the only alternative is special
creation, which is clearly incredible."
- D.M.S. Watson, "Adaptation", Nature,
August 10, 1929, Vol. 124
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