Some Catholics choose celibacy, others have it thrust upon them. It
might be surpising to some that Earl Weber can't get laid, what with
his worthless "engineering" degree and his mamas boys look. In a
perverse application of the Golden Rule, duke comes to the conclusion
that if he cannot marry who he wants, then neither can gay people, for
that would be considered "special rights".
And so we arrive at the moral of the story: Catholic celibate
sexagenarian who dictate how other people should live thier lives-
creepier than a clown at the Neverland Ranch