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User: "Pastor Dave"
Date: 30 Jan 2008 10:03:27 AM
Object: Evolution According to Pheobe
If you've ever watched the show Friends, then you can
imagine how these characters talk and just how funny
this truly was! :)
Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow) was the airhead. Btw, if you ever
watched Friends and knew you had seen her somewhere
before, she played the ditzy waitress (Ursula) in the
restaurant that Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jaime (Helen Hunt)
would occasionally go to get lunch, on the sitcom show,
"Mad About You". :)
Anyway, back to the post... :)
Of course, Ross (David Schwimmer) is the scientist of
the show (Friends) and he spends the whole episode
trying to convince Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow), that evolution
is absolute! It is proved! It is the only possibility!
So Pheobe is standing there in the room, with Rachel
(Jennifer Aniston) and Monica (Courteney Cox) sitting
on the couch and Ross walks into the apartment, intent
on proving to Pheobe that evolution cannot be doubted
and that she needs to admit to that!
So with that in mind, let's take a look at the dialogue:
*************************************************************
<Rachel, Monica and Pheobe are in the apartment talking
and in walks Ross>
PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man!
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it! In this briefcase I carry
actual scientific facts! A briefcase of facts, if you will.
Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old!
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not
denying evolution, ok. I'm just saying that it's one
of the possibilities.
ROSS: It's the only possibility, Phoebe!
PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like
this much, ok (holds thumb and pointer finger together
very closely)? Wasn't there a time when the brightest
minds in the world believed that the world was flat?
And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought
the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open,
and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are
you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant
that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility
that you could be wrong about this?!
<Ross now looks sheepish and speaking slowly, tries
to save himself by attempting to minimize the damage>
ROSS: There might be... a teeny... tiny... possibility.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved!
ROSS: <shocked look> What?!
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system!
I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least
I respected you! How, HOW, H-O-W are you going to
go into work tomorrow?! How, how are you going to
face the other science guys? How, how are you going
to face yourself?!
<Ross, in shock, closes his briefcase and leaves the room
quickly with his head down a bit>
PHEOBE : <speaking to everyone else> Oh! That was fun!
So who's hungry?
**********************************************************
Pheobe, in all her ditzimania, shows the absolute arrogance
of the evolutionist! They will surely respond now and claim
that they don't claim it's proved. But yet, if you doubt it
they ridicule you! And when cornered, they confess that
they are only giving you like a 0.01% that it is not true!
As I said... arrogance! And yet they hypocritically claim
that those who believe the Bible are arrogant, for claiming
that it's true, period! Yea, right! <lol> :)
I just love that episode! :)
Now here are the facts about what the Bible says!:
To believe in evolution, is to disbelieve the Bible.
And while you put (and capitalize) God's World above
God's Word, the fact is, that you cannot be a Christian
if you do not believe in the Creation, as it is stated
in the Bible.
Part of the message of salvation, is the Creation.
Believing in the Creator. When Paul preached to
those worshipping nature and said... "turn from
these vanities unto the living God, which made
heaven and earth and the sea and all things that
are therein:" - Acts 14:15 Paul believed it too.
The statements of those who claim to be Christians
and who also claim that evolution is true, are built
on a faulty premise, which is that one can believe
in Christ and in evolution. Scripturally, that isn't
possible. And they're trying to twist the first chapter
of Genesis to cover whatever they want to believe
about Him, so long as they believe He existed and
died on the cross, etc..
Evolutionists are great at getting people to ask the wrong
questions! The real question is; "What does it mean to
believe in Jesus Christ?". Believing in Jesus Christ also
means believing in what He said AND what the Bible
(the WHOLE Bible) says about Him.
So what does it say about Christ? After all, who
is He? Well, the Bible says He's the Creator.
John 1:1-3
1) In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God.
2) The same was in the beginning with God.
3) All things were made by him; and without him
was not any thing made that was made.
14) And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt
among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory
as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of
grace and truth.
Now if He's the Creator, then He knows how it happened.
So the question then becomes, what did Jesus consider,
"the beginning"? In Matthew 19, Jesus refers to Adam
and Eve as the beginning of humankind. They talk about
misreading the Bible, but where does Jesus say, "Once
man and ape split off from a common ancestor and finally
developed into modern humans, then Adam and Eve..." ???
You see, it is THEY who are misreading the Bible and
twisting it! I'm simply reading it as it's written!
Jesus also told us that Moses was speaking about Him.
And note what He said...
John 5:45-47
45) Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father:
there is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom
ye trust.
46) For had ye believed Moses, ye would have
believed me: for he wrote of me.
47) But if ye believe not his writings, how shall
ye believe my words?
Now notice the last verse. If we don't believe what Moses
wrote about Him, then how can we believe what He says?
That's a very powerful statement!
So what did Moses write of Him? Well, a number of things.
Right now, we're going to focus on the relevant passages.
But let's understand first, that it was Christ who was
dealing with Moses. It was Christ who spoke to Moses.
It was Christ who followed them out there (1 Cor 10:1-4).
And what did Christ say about the Creation to Moses?
8) Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9) Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10) But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD
thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou,
nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant,
nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger
that is within thy gates:
11) For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth,
the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh
day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day,
and hallowed it.
He said "six days". Now you either believe Him, or
you don't. Period. Anything else you say, is adding
to the Bible, since the Bible says, "six days". You
can speculate about the "six days", but that's all you
have, is speculation and anything you say, is adding
to the Bible. Those who try to make it into millions
of years have the big problem. Speaking of this seven
day period (six days and the Sabbath), did God command
man to work six millions years and rest for one million
years? No. It's clear that He is talking about six literal
days of Creation, when the passage is taken in context.
In order to make it anything other than six literal days,
you have to rip it out of its context of the Sabbath day
rest, period!
The fact is that "In the beginning, God created"...
And He did it in six days and said He did it in six days
(Exodus 20:11). Jesus believed that and referenced it,
in Matthew 19:3-8 and in other places. The original
Hebrew word for "day" ("yom"), is never used to mean
anything but a literal day in the Bible, when a numerical
adjective is present ("second, third, etc.). Are we to
believe that this is somehow the one exception?!?
The Bible also makes it clear that no one died before Adam.
"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22
If that isn't true and man existed before Adam, then
the whole concept of Jesus as our Saviour is ridiculous,
since God would be holding everyone since Adam
responsible for their sin and no one before that.
And what about the other humans alive at the time,
if Adam was not the first man? And why would we
need a Saviour, if evolution is true? Man is an animal
and is simply acting as God made Him to act. Like an
animal. If there is no original sin from one man, then
where is the need for a Saviour? Yet the Bible makes
it clear that we do need a Saviour and that Jesus is,
"the last Adam".
"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22
"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45
As atheist Richard Bozarth said... "Evolution destroys
utterly and finally the very reason Jesus' earthly life
was supposedly made necessary. Destroy Adam and
Eve and the original sin and in the rubble, you will
find the sorry remains of the Son of God. If Jesus was
not the Redeemer... and this is what evolution means,
then Christianity is nothing."
Yet the Bible tells us that Jesus was "the second Adam",
not, "the second ape".
What you believe cannot possibly be reconciled with
Scripture and it makes Jesus a useless, made over
monkey, without the ability to be a sacrifice.
"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45
The Bible tells us that death came by sin and sin
came by Adam...
"Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world,
and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men,
for that all have sinned:" - Romans 5:12
The Bible tells us that Jesus believed in Adam and Eve
and after all, He should know. He was there!
"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read,
that he which made them at the beginning made them
male and female," - Matthew 19:4
And now, notice the next verse. While the evolutionists
try to put millions of years into the Creation (which
Genesis 1 & 2 doesn't support), what did Jesus say about it?
"But from the beginning of the creation God made them
male and female." - Mark 10:6
Not just "the beginning", as if it were millions of years
ago, but rather, the beginning OF THE CREATION.
They were there, right from go, just like all other life,
separated only by a few days. And Jesus tells us that
it happened. Remember, in Mat 19:4, He said...
"Have ye not READ...". Now, is He talking about Darwin's
book here? No. He is confirming the Genesis account!
So what conclusions can logically be drawn from this?
1) Jesus was right and knew what He was talking about,
since He was there and it was done through Him.
That is the logical conclusion to draw from the Bible
itself.
2) Jesus believed in the Creation, as described in Genesis,
but He just didn't know modern science, which of course,
means that He couldn't have been there at the Creation
and the Bible is lying about that. This would disqualify
Him as our Saviour, since our Saviour has to be free
from sin and error and therefore, there's no point in
evolutionists saying that they believe in Him as such.
3) Jesus was intentionally lying about who He was,
or intentionally misleading the people, even though
He knew evolution was reality, which of course,
disqualifies Him as Saviour and means that the
concept of original sin is a lie, which, once again,
means that God lied about it in His written word
to mankind.
You see, no matter what you do, you cannot escape these
facts. Either Jesus was right, or He was wrong, or He was
lying. One of those three. If it's the first, then you are
a liar, when you claim to believe in evolution and call
Jesus your Lord and Saviour. It simply cannot be.
You may not have seen that and if it was unintentional
on your part, then so be it. But now you know.
As Jesus said...
"If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had
not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin."
- John 15:22
And there is no more excuse for it. Now it is sin to you,
because you know better.
You do what you want, but your way is the way that,
"misreads the Bible" and it is you who must resolve
the problems that your belief brings to the table.
As for me, I have a hard time believing anyone is saved,
who says that He believes in Jesus as His Lord and Saviour
and evolution, when in order to do so, he must call Jesus
a liar, or ignorant and try to convince me that it's okay to
say that he believes the end and yet, rejects the beginning.
As I said, Genesis 1 & 2 do not allow for evolution. So
my advice to you, is to pick a side, because you can't pick
both. They are incompatible! I hope you'll pick the side
with God.
The funny part is, that science actually lines up with
the Bible. Man started in northern Africa, for example.
And instead of you questioning how long ago that happened,
you choose to accept what unbelievers say and question
the Bible's time line. You may say you're not doing that,
but you are!
The claim that "God used evolution to do it", is called,
"Theistic Evolution". And now, here's something funny
about theistic evolutionists, considering that they deny
the Creation account, when we look at what else they
believe, claiming to be Christians:
Theistic evolutionists are out to please men, rather than
God. They claim to believe in a virgin birth, people rising
from the dead, water turned into wine and yet, they don't
believe that God created the heaven and the earth in six
literal days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves.
Why do they deny the creation account and believe in
evolution? Because man says it isn't so and they would
rather try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim theistic
evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all and are in the
most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16; Jeremiah 23:1,
50:6. What do YOU stand for? "...choose this day whom
you will serve. ...as for me and my house, we will serve
the Lord." - Jos 24:15
So they believe in a virgin birth, water turning into wine,
people rising from the dead, etc. and then claim that I'm
some kind of nut, because I believe that God created it
all in six literal days! :)
And btw, when that water was turned into wine,
did it take months, or years to happen? No!
It happened instantly!
And when Jesus healed people, did He say, "Okay, now,
I've done my part, but make sure to go to a doctor and
take your antibiotics for 10 full days!"??? No! They were
healed instantly!
So it seems that the "time" that the evolutionists say is
required, isn't required at all!
How can anyone say that God needed "time" to create,
when even time itself was a creation?!
And how can anyone try to weasel out of responding
to these facts, by saying that I try to limit God, by
saying that He didn't do it through evolution?!
1) *I* didn't say it! *GOD* did, in His written word!
2) What is more spectacular and what would take,
"more power"? Setting off a spark and letting
nature do it? Or doing it all yourself and making
it happen in six literal, 24 hour days?!
3) And how is it that they don't notice, that evolution
contradicts the Bible, in that it says that the Sun
was created before the Earth, when the Bible says
that the Earth was created before the Sun? Hello?
4) And how could the plant life, that needs insects
for pollination to survive, have survived all of
those years (if each day was really "millions of
years"), without the insects to pollinate them,
since the plant life was created on Day 4 and
the insects weren't created until Day 5?!
Believe what you want! But don't insult my intelligence
by trying to claim that both are true!
And if you claim that evolution is true, then please
explain to me how it is that all you have, is your
claim and not one shred of proof for what you believe
and yet, you call it "scientific fact"!
--
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
.

User: ""

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 30 Jan 2008 01:33:34 PM
On Jan 30, 10:03 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:

If you've ever watched the show Friends, then you can
imagine how these characters talk and just how funny
this truly was! :)

Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow) was the airhead. Btw, if you ever
watched Friends and knew you had seen her somewhere
before, she played the ditzy waitress (Ursula) in the
restaurant that Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jaime (Helen Hunt)
would occasionally go to get lunch, on the sitcom show,
"Mad About You". :)

Anyway, back to the post... :)

Of course, Ross (David Schwimmer) is the scientist of
the show (Friends) and he spends the whole episode
trying to convince Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow), that evolution
is absolute! It is proved! It is the only possibility!

So Pheobe is standing there in the room, with Rachel
(Jennifer Aniston) and Monica (Courteney Cox) sitting
on the couch and Ross walks into the apartment, intent
on proving to Pheobe that evolution cannot be doubted
and that she needs to admit to that!

So with that in mind, let's take a look at the dialogue:

*************************************************************

<Rachel, Monica and Pheobe are in the apartment talking
and in walks Ross>

PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man!

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it! In this briefcase I carry
actual scientific facts! A briefcase of facts, if you will.
Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old!

PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not
denying evolution, ok. I'm just saying that it's one
of the possibilities.

ROSS: It's the only possibility, Phoebe!

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like
this much, ok (holds thumb and pointer finger together
very closely)? Wasn't there a time when the brightest
minds in the world believed that the world was flat?
And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought
the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open,
and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are
you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant
that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility
that you could be wrong about this?!

<Ross now looks sheepish and speaking slowly, tries
to save himself by attempting to minimize the damage>

ROSS: There might be... a teeny... tiny... possibility.

PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved!

ROSS: <shocked look> What?!

PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system!
I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least
I respected you! How, HOW, H-O-W are you going to
go into work tomorrow?! How, how are you going to
face the other science guys? How, how are you going
to face yourself?!

<Ross, in shock, closes his briefcase and leaves the room
quickly with his head down a bit>

PHEOBE : <speaking to everyone else> Oh! That was fun!
So who's hungry?

**********************************************************

Pheobe, in all her ditzimania, shows the absolute arrogance
of the evolutionist! They will surely respond now and claim
that they don't claim it's proved. But yet, if you doubt it
they ridicule you! And when cornered, they confess that
they are only giving you like a 0.01% that it is not true!
As I said... arrogance! And yet they hypocritically claim
that those who believe the Bible are arrogant, for claiming
that it's true, period! Yea, right! <lol> :)

I just love that episode! :)

Now here are the facts about what the Bible says!:

To believe in evolution, is to disbelieve the Bible.
And while you put (and capitalize) God's World above
God's Word, the fact is, that you cannot be a Christian
if you do not believe in the Creation, as it is stated
in the Bible.

Part of the message of salvation, is the Creation.
Believing in the Creator. When Paul preached to
those worshipping nature and said... "turn from
these vanities unto the living God, which made
heaven and earth and the sea and all things that
are therein:" - Acts 14:15 Paul believed it too.

The statements of those who claim to be Christians
and who also claim that evolution is true, are built
on a faulty premise, which is that one can believe
in Christ and in evolution. Scripturally, that isn't
possible. And they're trying to twist the first chapter
of Genesis to cover whatever they want to believe
about Him, so long as they believe He existed and
died on the cross, etc..

Evolutionists are great at getting people to ask the wrong
questions! The real question is; "What does it mean to
believe in Jesus Christ?". Believing in Jesus Christ also
means believing in what He said AND what the Bible
(the WHOLE Bible) says about Him.

So what does it say about Christ? After all, who
is He? Well, the Bible says He's the Creator.

John 1:1-3

1) In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God.
2) The same was in the beginning with God.
3) All things were made by him; and without him
was not any thing made that was made.
14) And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt
among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory
as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of
grace and truth.

Now if He's the Creator, then He knows how it happened.
So the question then becomes, what did Jesus consider,
"the beginning"? In Matthew 19, Jesus refers to Adam
and Eve as the beginning of humankind. They talk about
misreading the Bible, but where does Jesus say, "Once
man and ape split off from a common ancestor and finally
developed into modern humans, then Adam and Eve..." ???

You see, it is THEY who are misreading the Bible and
twisting it! I'm simply reading it as it's written!

Jesus also told us that Moses was speaking about Him.
And note what He said...

John 5:45-47

45) Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father:
there is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom
ye trust.
46) For had ye believed Moses, ye would have
believed me: for he wrote of me.
47) But if ye believe not his writings, how shall
ye believe my words?

Now notice the last verse. If we don't believe what Moses
wrote about Him, then how can we believe what He says?

That's a very powerful statement!

So what did Moses write of Him? Well, a number of things.
Right now, we're going to focus on the relevant passages.
But let's understand first, that it was Christ who was
dealing with Moses. It was Christ who spoke to Moses.
It was Christ who followed them out there (1 Cor 10:1-4).
And what did Christ say about the Creation to Moses?

8) Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9) Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10) But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD
thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou,
nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant,
nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger
that is within thy gates:
11) For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth,
the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh
day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day,
and hallowed it.

He said "six days". Now you either believe Him, or
you don't. Period. Anything else you say, is adding
to the Bible, since the Bible says, "six days". You
can speculate about the "six days", but that's all you
have, is speculation and anything you say, is adding
to the Bible. Those who try to make it into millions
of years have the big problem. Speaking of this seven
day period (six days and the Sabbath), did God command
man to work six millions years and rest for one million
years? No. It's clear that He is talking about six literal
days of Creation, when the passage is taken in context.
In order to make it anything other than six literal days,
you have to rip it out of its context of the Sabbath day
rest, period!

The fact is that "In the beginning, God created"...

And He did it in six days and said He did it in six days
(Exodus 20:11). Jesus believed that and referenced it,
in Matthew 19:3-8 and in other places. The original
Hebrew word for "day" ("yom"), is never used to mean
anything but a literal day in the Bible, when a numerical
adjective is present ("second, third, etc.). Are we to
believe that this is somehow the one exception?!?

The Bible also makes it clear that no one died before Adam.

"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22

If that isn't true and man existed before Adam, then
the whole concept of Jesus as our Saviour is ridiculous,
since God would be holding everyone since Adam
responsible for their sin and no one before that.

And what about the other humans alive at the time,
if Adam was not the first man? And why would we
need a Saviour, if evolution is true? Man is an animal
and is simply acting as God made Him to act. Like an
animal. If there is no original sin from one man, then
where is the need for a Saviour? Yet the Bible makes
it clear that we do need a Saviour and that Jesus is,
"the last Adam".

"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22

"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45

As atheist Richard Bozarth said... "Evolution destroys
utterly and finally the very reason Jesus' earthly life
was supposedly made necessary. Destroy Adam and
Eve and the original sin and in the rubble, you will
find the sorry remains of the Son of God. If Jesus was
not the Redeemer... and this is what evolution means,
then Christianity is nothing."

Yet the Bible tells us that Jesus was "the second Adam",
not, "the second ape".

What you believe cannot possibly be reconciled with
Scripture and it makes Jesus a useless, made over
monkey, without the ability to be a sacrifice.

"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45

The Bible tells us that death came by sin and sin
came by Adam...

"Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world,
and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men,
for that all have sinned:" - Romans 5:12

The Bible tells us that Jesus believed in Adam and Eve
and after all, He should know. He was there!

"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read,
that he which made them at the beginning made them
male and female," - Matthew 19:4

And now, notice the next verse. While the evolutionists
try to put millions of years into the Creation (which
Genesis 1 & 2 doesn't support), what did Jesus say about it?

"But from the beginning of the creation God made them
male and female." - Mark 10:6

Not just "the beginning", as if it were millions of years
ago, but rather, the beginning OF THE CREATION.
They were there, right from go, just like all other life,
separated only by a few days. And Jesus tells us that
it happened. Remember, in Mat 19:4, He said...
"Have ye not READ...". Now, is He talking about Darwin's
book here? No. He is confirming the Genesis account!

So what conclusions can logically be drawn from this?

1) Jesus was right and knew what He was talking about,
since He was there and it was done through Him.
That is the logical conclusion to draw from the Bible
itself.

2) Jesus believed in the Creation, as described in Genesis,
but He just didn't know modern science, which of course,
means that He couldn't have been there at the Creation
and the Bible is lying about that. This would disqualify
Him as our Saviour, since our Saviour has to be free
from sin and error and therefore, there's no point in
evolutionists saying that they believe in Him as such.

3) Jesus was intentionally lying about who He was,
or intentionally misleading the people, even though
He knew evolution was reality, which of course,
disqualifies Him as Saviour and means that the
concept of original sin is a lie, which, once again,
means that God lied about it in His written word
to mankind.

You see, no matter what you do, you cannot escape these
facts. Either Jesus was right, or He was wrong, or He was
lying. One of those three. If it's the first, then you are
a liar, when you claim to believe in evolution and call
Jesus your Lord and Saviour. It simply cannot be.
You may not have seen that and if it was unintentional
on your part, then so be it. But now you know.

As Jesus said...

"If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had
not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin."
- John 15:22

And there is no more excuse for it. Now it is sin to you,
because you know better.

You do what you want, but your way is the way that,
"misreads the Bible" and it is you who must resolve
the problems that your belief brings to the table.

As for me, I have a hard time believing anyone is saved,
who says that He believes in Jesus as His Lord and Saviour
and evolution, when in order to do so, he must call Jesus
a liar, or ignorant and try to convince me that it's okay to
say that he believes the end and yet, rejects the beginning.

As I said, Genesis 1 & 2 do not allow for evolution. So
my advice to you, is to pick a side, because you can't pick
both. They are incompatible! I hope you'll pick the side
with God.

The funny part is, that science actually lines up with
the Bible. Man started in northern Africa, for example.
And instead of you questioning how long ago that happened,
you choose to accept what unbelievers say and question
the Bible's time line. You may say you're not doing that,
but you are!

The claim that "God used evolution to do it", is called,
"Theistic Evolution". And now, here's something funny
about theistic evolutionists, considering that they deny
the Creation account, when we look at what else they
believe, claiming to be Christians:

Theistic evolutionists are out to please men, rather than
God. They claim to believe in a virgin birth, people rising
from the dead, water turned into wine and yet, they don't
believe that God created the heaven and the earth in six
literal days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves.
Why do they deny the creation account and believe in
evolution? Because man says it isn't so and they would
rather try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim theistic
evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all and are in the
most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16; Jeremiah 23:1,
50:6. What do YOU stand for? "...choose this day whom
you will serve. ...as for me and my house, we will serve
the Lord." - Jos 24:15

So they believe in a virgin birth, water turning into wine,
people rising from the dead, etc. and then claim that I'm
some kind of nut, because I believe that God created it
all in six literal days! :)

And btw, when that water was turned into wine,
did it take months, or years to happen? No!
It happened instantly!

And when Jesus healed people, did He say, "Okay, now,
I've done my part, but make sure to go to a doctor and
take your antibiotics for 10 full days!"??? No! They were
healed instantly!

So it seems that the "time" that the evolutionists say is
required, isn't required at all!

How can anyone say that God needed "time" to create,
when even time itself was a creation?!

And how can anyone try to weasel out of responding
to these facts, by saying that I try to limit God, by
saying that He didn't do it through evolution?!

1) *I* didn't say it! *GOD* did, in His written word!

2) What is more spectacular and what would take,
"more power"? Setting off a spark and letting
nature do it? Or doing it all yourself and making
it happen in six literal, 24 hour days?!

3) And how is it that they don't notice, that evolution
contradicts the Bible, in that it says that the Sun
was created before the Earth, when the Bible says
that the Earth was created before the Sun? Hello?

4) And how could the plant life, that needs insects
for pollination to survive, have survived all of
those years (if each day was really "millions of
years"), without the insects to pollinate them,
since the plant life was created on Day 4 and
the insects weren't created until Day 5?!

Believe what you want! But don't insult my intelligence
by trying to claim that both are true!

And if you claim that evolution is true, then please
explain to me how it is that all you have, is your
claim and not one shred of proof for what you believe
and yet, you call it "scientific fact"!

--

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'
"If the foundations be destoyed, what can the righteous do?" (Psalm
11:3) Society depends on moral foundations . By a mutual agreement
which has sometimes been called a "social contract," man, in order and
civilized society, sets limits to his own conduct. However, when such
obligations are repudiated and the law collapses along with the order
it brings, what option has the man who seeks peace? The Psalmist is
looking at the fact that whenever the foundations of society are
undermined, then what have good and righteous men done to prevent its
impending collapse?
Likewise, if one wants to destroy Christianity, then destroy the
foundation to all other doctrines of Scripture. Refute in any way the
biblical doctrine of theology, directly or indirectly ultimately has
its basis in the Book of Genesis. Without a believing understanding of
Genesis one cannot hope to have full comprehension of Christianity...
Clinton Vance
.
User: "Dave Oldridge"

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 31 Jan 2008 02:38:59 AM
wrote in news:01474478-d77b-4800-981e-1eec7c967636
@f47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:

On Jan 30, 10:03 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:

If you've ever watched the show Friends, then you can
imagine how these characters talk and just how funny
this truly was! :)

Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow) was the airhead. Btw, if you ever
watched Friends and knew you had seen her somewhere
before, she played the ditzy waitress (Ursula) in the
restaurant that Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jaime (Helen Hunt)
would occasionally go to get lunch, on the sitcom show,
"Mad About You". :)

Anyway, back to the post... :)

Of course, Ross (David Schwimmer) is the scientist of
the show (Friends) and he spends the whole episode
trying to convince Pheobe (Lisa Kudrow), that evolution
is absolute! It is proved! It is the only possibility!

So Pheobe is standing there in the room, with Rachel
(Jennifer Aniston) and Monica (Courteney Cox) sitting
on the couch and Ross walks into the apartment, intent
on proving to Pheobe that evolution cannot be doubted
and that she needs to admit to that!

So with that in mind, let's take a look at the dialogue:

*************************************************************

<Rachel, Monica and Pheobe are in the apartment talking
and in walks Ross>

PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man!

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it! In this briefcase I carry
actual scientific facts! A briefcase of facts, if you will.
Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old!

PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not
denying evolution, ok. I'm just saying that it's one
of the possibilities.

ROSS: It's the only possibility, Phoebe!

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like
this much, ok (holds thumb and pointer finger together
very closely)? Wasn't there a time when the brightest
minds in the world believed that the world was flat?
And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought
the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open,
and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are
you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant
that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility
that you could be wrong about this?!

<Ross now looks sheepish and speaking slowly, tries
to save himself by attempting to minimize the damage>

ROSS: There might be... a teeny... tiny... possibility.

PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved!

ROSS: <shocked look> What?!

PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system!
I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least
I respected you! How, HOW, H-O-W are you going to
go into work tomorrow?! How, how are you going to
face the other science guys? How, how are you going
to face yourself?!

<Ross, in shock, closes his briefcase and leaves the room
quickly with his head down a bit>

PHEOBE : <speaking to everyone else> Oh! That was fun!
So who's hungry?

**********************************************************

Pheobe, in all her ditzimania, shows the absolute arrogance
of the evolutionist! They will surely respond now and claim
that they don't claim it's proved. But yet, if you doubt it
they ridicule you! And when cornered, they confess that
they are only giving you like a 0.01% that it is not true!
As I said... arrogance! And yet they hypocritically claim
that those who believe the Bible are arrogant, for claiming
that it's true, period! Yea, right! <lol> :)

I just love that episode! :)

Now here are the facts about what the Bible says!:

To believe in evolution, is to disbelieve the Bible.
And while you put (and capitalize) God's World above
God's Word, the fact is, that you cannot be a Christian
if you do not believe in the Creation, as it is stated
in the Bible.

Part of the message of salvation, is the Creation.
Believing in the Creator. When Paul preached to
those worshipping nature and said... "turn from
these vanities unto the living God, which made
heaven and earth and the sea and all things that
are therein:" - Acts 14:15 Paul believed it too.

The statements of those who claim to be Christians
and who also claim that evolution is true, are built
on a faulty premise, which is that one can believe
in Christ and in evolution. Scripturally, that isn't
possible. And they're trying to twist the first chapter
of Genesis to cover whatever they want to believe
about Him, so long as they believe He existed and
died on the cross, etc..

Evolutionists are great at getting people to ask the wrong
questions! The real question is; "What does it mean to
believe in Jesus Christ?". Believing in Jesus Christ also
means believing in what He said AND what the Bible
(the WHOLE Bible) says about Him.

So what does it say about Christ? After all, who
is He? Well, the Bible says He's the Creator.

John 1:1-3

1) In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God.
2) The same was in the beginning with God.
3) All things were made by him; and without him
was not any thing made that was made.
14) And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt
among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory
as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of
grace and truth.

Now if He's the Creator, then He knows how it happened.
So the question then becomes, what did Jesus consider,
"the beginning"? In Matthew 19, Jesus refers to Adam
and Eve as the beginning of humankind. They talk about
misreading the Bible, but where does Jesus say, "Once
man and ape split off from a common ancestor and finally
developed into modern humans, then Adam and Eve..." ???

You see, it is THEY who are misreading the Bible and
twisting it! I'm simply reading it as it's written!

Jesus also told us that Moses was speaking about Him.
And note what He said...

John 5:45-47

45) Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father:
there is one that accuseth you, even Moses, in whom
ye trust.
46) For had ye believed Moses, ye would have
believed me: for he wrote of me.
47) But if ye believe not his writings, how shall
ye believe my words?

Now notice the last verse. If we don't believe what Moses
wrote about Him, then how can we believe what He says?

That's a very powerful statement!

So what did Moses write of Him? Well, a number of things.
Right now, we're going to focus on the relevant passages.
But let's understand first, that it was Christ who was
dealing with Moses. It was Christ who spoke to Moses.
It was Christ who followed them out there (1 Cor 10:1-4).
And what did Christ say about the Creation to Moses?

8) Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9) Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10) But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD
thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou,
nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant,
nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger
that is within thy gates:
11) For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth,
the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh
day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day,
and hallowed it.

He said "six days". Now you either believe Him, or
you don't. Period. Anything else you say, is adding
to the Bible, since the Bible says, "six days". You
can speculate about the "six days", but that's all you
have, is speculation and anything you say, is adding
to the Bible. Those who try to make it into millions
of years have the big problem. Speaking of this seven
day period (six days and the Sabbath), did God command
man to work six millions years and rest for one million
years? No. It's clear that He is talking about six literal
days of Creation, when the passage is taken in context.
In order to make it anything other than six literal days,
you have to rip it out of its context of the Sabbath day
rest, period!

The fact is that "In the beginning, God created"...

And He did it in six days and said He did it in six days
(Exodus 20:11). Jesus believed that and referenced it,
in Matthew 19:3-8 and in other places. The original
Hebrew word for "day" ("yom"), is never used to mean
anything but a literal day in the Bible, when a numerical
adjective is present ("second, third, etc.). Are we to
believe that this is somehow the one exception?!?

The Bible also makes it clear that no one died before Adam.

"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22

If that isn't true and man existed before Adam, then
the whole concept of Jesus as our Saviour is ridiculous,
since God would be holding everyone since Adam
responsible for their sin and no one before that.

And what about the other humans alive at the time,
if Adam was not the first man? And why would we
need a Saviour, if evolution is true? Man is an animal
and is simply acting as God made Him to act. Like an
animal. If there is no original sin from one man, then
where is the need for a Saviour? Yet the Bible makes
it clear that we do need a Saviour and that Jesus is,
"the last Adam".

"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be
made alive." - 1 Corinthians 15:22

"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45

As atheist Richard Bozarth said... "Evolution destroys
utterly and finally the very reason Jesus' earthly life
was supposedly made necessary. Destroy Adam and
Eve and the original sin and in the rubble, you will
find the sorry remains of the Son of God. If Jesus was
not the Redeemer... and this is what evolution means,
then Christianity is nothing."

Yet the Bible tells us that Jesus was "the second Adam",
not, "the second ape".

What you believe cannot possibly be reconciled with
Scripture and it makes Jesus a useless, made over
monkey, without the ability to be a sacrifice.

"And so it is written, The first man Adam was made
a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening
spirit." - 1 Corinthians 15:45

The Bible tells us that death came by sin and sin
came by Adam...

"Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world,
and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men,
for that all have sinned:" - Romans 5:12

The Bible tells us that Jesus believed in Adam and Eve
and after all, He should know. He was there!

"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read,
that he which made them at the beginning made them
male and female," - Matthew 19:4

And now, notice the next verse. While the evolutionists
try to put millions of years into the Creation (which
Genesis 1 & 2 doesn't support), what did Jesus say about it?

"But from the beginning of the creation God made them
male and female." - Mark 10:6

Not just "the beginning", as if it were millions of years
ago, but rather, the beginning OF THE CREATION.
They were there, right from go, just like all other life,
separated only by a few days. And Jesus tells us that
it happened. Remember, in Mat 19:4, He said...
"Have ye not READ...". Now, is He talking about Darwin's
book here? No. He is confirming the Genesis account!

So what conclusions can logically be drawn from this?

1) Jesus was right and knew what He was talking about,
since He was there and it was done through Him.
That is the logical conclusion to draw from the Bible
itself.

2) Jesus believed in the Creation, as described in Genesis,
but He just didn't know modern science, which of course,
means that He couldn't have been there at the Creation
and the Bible is lying about that. This would disqualify
Him as our Saviour, since our Saviour has to be free
from sin and error and therefore, there's no point in
evolutionists saying that they believe in Him as such.

3) Jesus was intentionally lying about who He was,
or intentionally misleading the people, even though
He knew evolution was reality, which of course,
disqualifies Him as Saviour and means that the
concept of original sin is a lie, which, once again,
means that God lied about it in His written word
to mankind.

You see, no matter what you do, you cannot escape these
facts. Either Jesus was right, or He was wrong, or He was
lying. One of those three. If it's the first, then you are
a liar, when you claim to believe in evolution and call
Jesus your Lord and Saviour. It simply cannot be.
You may not have seen that and if it was unintentional
on your part, then so be it. But now you know.

As Jesus said...

"If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had
not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin."
- John 15:22

And there is no more excuse for it. Now it is sin to you,
because you know better.

You do what you want, but your way is the way that,
"misreads the Bible" and it is you who must resolve
the problems that your belief brings to the table.

As for me, I have a hard time believing anyone is saved,
who says that He believes in Jesus as His Lord and Saviour
and evolution, when in order to do so, he must call Jesus
a liar, or ignorant and try to convince me that it's okay to
say that he believes the end and yet, rejects the beginning.

As I said, Genesis 1 & 2 do not allow for evolution. So
my advice to you, is to pick a side, because you can't pick
both. They are incompatible! I hope you'll pick the side
with God.

The funny part is, that science actually lines up with
the Bible. Man started in northern Africa, for example.
And instead of you questioning how long ago that happened,
you choose to accept what unbelievers say and question
the Bible's time line. You may say you're not doing that,
but you are!

The claim that "God used evolution to do it", is called,
"Theistic Evolution". And now, here's something funny
about theistic evolutionists, considering that they deny
the Creation account, when we look at what else they
believe, claiming to be Christians:

Theistic evolutionists are out to please men, rather than
God. They claim to believe in a virgin birth, people rising
from the dead, water turned into wine and yet, they don't
believe that God created the heaven and the earth in six
literal days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves.
Why do they deny the creation account and believe in
evolution? Because man says it isn't so and they would
rather try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim theistic
evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all and are in the
most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16; Jeremiah 23:1,
50:6. What do YOU stand for? "...choose this day whom
you will serve. ...as for me and my house, we will serve
the Lord." - Jos 24:15

So they believe in a virgin birth, water turning into wine,
people rising from the dead, etc. and then claim that I'm
some kind of nut, because I believe that God created it
all in six literal days! :)

And btw, when that water was turned into wine,
did it take months, or years to happen? No!
It happened instantly!

And when Jesus healed people, did He say, "Okay, now,
I've done my part, but make sure to go to a doctor and
take your antibiotics for 10 full days!"??? No! They were
healed instantly!

So it seems that the "time" that the evolutionists say is
required, isn't required at all!

How can anyone say that God needed "time" to create,
when even time itself was a creation?!

And how can anyone try to weasel out of responding
to these facts, by saying that I try to limit God, by
saying that He didn't do it through evolution?!

1) *I* didn't say it! *GOD* did, in His written word!

2) What is more spectacular and what would take,
"more power"? Setting off a spark and letting
nature do it? Or doing it all yourself and making
it happen in six literal, 24 hour days?!

3) And how is it that they don't notice, that evolution
contradicts the Bible, in that it says that the Sun
was created before the Earth, when the Bible says
that the Earth was created before the Sun? Hello?

4) And how could the plant life, that needs insects
for pollination to survive, have survived all of
those years (if each day was really "millions of
years"), without the insects to pollinate them,
since the plant life was created on Day 4 and
the insects weren't created until Day 5?!

Believe what you want! But don't insult my intelligence
by trying to claim that both are true!

Not possible. You kilkled your intelligence a while back and it is now
beyond the reach of insult. You might try resurrection, but that
requires prayer and liars can't pray very well.


And if you claim that evolution is true, then please
explain to me how it is that all you have, is your
claim and not one shred of proof for what you believe
and yet, you call it "scientific fact"!

That's been done. Over and over again. You are either too stupid or too
evil to acknowledge the truth.


--

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.


I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'

It is called understanding our ancient creeds instead of listening to
myammering heretics who promote deliberately lying inGod's name as a path
to salvation.

"If the foundations be destoyed, what can the righteous do?" (Psalm
11:3) Society depends on moral foundations . By a mutual agreement
which has sometimes been called a "social contract," man, in order and
civilized society, sets limits to his own conduct. However, when such
obligations are repudiated and the law collapses along with the order
it brings, what option has the man who seeks peace? The Psalmist is
looking at the fact that whenever the foundations of society are
undermined, then what have good and righteous men done to prevent its
impending collapse?
Likewise, if one wants to destroy Christianity, then destroy the
foundation to all other doctrines of Scripture. Refute in any way the
biblical doctrine of theology, directly or indirectly ultimately has
its basis in the Book of Genesis. Without a believing understanding of
Genesis one cannot hope to have full comprehension of Christianity...

So you claim that the Bible is wrong about salvation and that one must
actually lie about science to be saved?
You people SAY you believe the Bible, but when the Bible says A and Ken
Ham or one of your creationst gurus say X, then you promote X.
Our civil instututions grant you the right to preach your heresies in
your so-called churches and even in public venues like this. That's not
enough for you people. You want the right to teach them at MY expense n
the local high school. And if I told you to go to hell, that would be
totally redundant, wouldn't it?
Dance with the devil and sooner or later he makes you his slave. Ignore
the commandments of God for the rhetoric of men and you can be a perfect
creationist--but probably not really ANY kind of Christian.
--
Dave Oldridge+
ICQ 1800667
.

User: "Jayne Cobb"

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 30 Jan 2008 03:00:58 PM
On Jan 30, 11:33=A0am,
wrote:
[...]

And if you claim that evolution is true, then please
explain to me how it is that all you have, is your
claim and not one shred of proof for what you believe
and yet, you call it "scientific fact"!

If you realized what "scientific fact" meant that would clear up your
confusion.
"scientific fact (an observation that has been confirmed repeatedly
and is accepted as true (although its truth is never final))"
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=3Dscientific%20fact

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.


I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth,

That is due to 150 years of consistent observation.

. . . and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being.

The evidence leads us to think that evolution was the method by which
we actually came to be. Evolution leaves the why part blank. How is
science and why is religion. There is no need to mix the two.

This is called "Theistic
evolution.'

Someone who used science for science and choses to use theism for
religion.

"If the foundations be destoyed, what can the righteous do?" (Psalm
11:3) Society depends on moral foundations . By a mutual agreement
which has sometimes been called a "social contract," man, in order and
civilized society, sets limits to his own conduct. However, when such
obligations are repudiated and the law collapses along with the order
it brings, what option has the man who seeks peace? The Psalmist is
looking at the fact that whenever the foundations of society are
undermined, then what have good and righteous men done to prevent its
impending collapse?
Likewise, if one wants to destroy Christianity, then destroy the
foundation to all other doctrines of Scripture.

Sorry but that isn't the motive. Why would you try to villainize
theistic evolutionists? It looks to me that the anti-science crowd
drives people away from Christianity.

Refute in any way the
biblical doctrine of theology, directly or indirectly ultimately has
its basis in the Book of Genesis.

If Genesis is largely misunderstood and intended as parable that would
not adversely effect Christianity. It would render references to
Genesis into references to the meaning of the parables.

Without a believing understanding of
Genesis one cannot hope to have full comprehension of Christianity...

Do you have proof that literal is the only correct interpretation for
all of Genesis?
JC
.

User: "Pastor Dave"

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 30 Jan 2008 05:13:21 PM
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:33:34 -0800 (PST),
vanceclinton@gmail.com spake thusly:

I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'

Then here's a quote for you! :)
Theistic evolutionists are out to please men,
rather than God. They claim to believe in a
virgin birth, people rising from the dead, water
turned into wine and yet, they don't believe that
God created the heaven and the earth in six literal
days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves. Why?
Because man says it isn't so and they would rather
try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim
theistic evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all
and are in the most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16;
Jeremiah 23:1, 50:6. What do YOU stand for?
"...choose this day whom you will serve. ...as for
me and my house, we will serve the Lord." - Jos 24:15
--
Christianity is the only army that shoots its own
wounded soldiers.
.
User: "H.E. Eickleberry, Jr."

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 30 Jan 2008 10:02:06 PM
"Pastor Dave" <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2312q39bepg91l9q6gkki9909sj5f5da6k@4ax.com...

On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:33:34 -0800 (PST),
vanceclinton@gmail.com spake thusly:


I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'


Then here's a quote for you! :)

Theistic evolutionists are out to please men,
rather than God. They claim to believe in a
virgin birth, people rising from the dead, water
turned into wine and yet, they don't believe that
God created the heaven and the earth in six literal
days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves. Why?
Because man says it isn't so and they would rather
try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim
theistic evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all
and are in the most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16;
Jeremiah 23:1, 50:6. What do YOU stand for?
"...choose this day whom you will serve. ...as for
me and my house, we will serve the Lord." - Jos 24:15

Horseshit: It's the same problem that has plagued the church since time
immemorial--when scientist figured out the facts, the church didn't bother
to go back and figure out what they got wrong, as when they said the earth
was round, and it revolved around the sun, and it was NOT the center of the
universe.
The Bible wasn't wrong. The scientists aren't wrong. It's the READERS who
are wrong, but their too proud and stubborn to go back and amend their ways.
Ike
.

User: "Jayne Cobb"

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 30 Jan 2008 07:16:48 PM
On Jan 30, 3:13=A0pm, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:33:34 -0800 (PST),
vanceclin...@gmail.com spake thusly:

I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'


Then here's a quote for you! :)

Theistic evolutionists are out to please men,
rather than God. =A0They claim to believe in a
virgin birth, people rising from the dead, water
turned into wine and yet, they don't believe that
God created the heaven and the earth in six literal
days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves. =A0Why?
Because man says it isn't so and they would rather
try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him.

This is pure unadultreated propaganda.
JC
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User: "Dave Oldridge"

Title: Re: Evolution According to Pheobe 31 Jan 2008 02:51:45 AM
Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote in
news:2312q39bepg91l9q6gkki9909sj5f5da6k@4ax.com:

On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:33:34 -0800 (PST),
vanceclinton@gmail.com spake thusly:


I agree..
Collapsing Foundations
Evolution has been presented as scietific truth, and many Christians
compromising and believing God the creator used the process of
evolution to bring all things into being. This is called "Theistic
evolution.'


Then here's a quote for you! :)

Theistic evolutionists are out to please men,
rather than God. They claim to believe in a

This sounhds more like what creationists are doing to me. You would rather
defy God and disobey his commandments than admit that your interpretation
of Genesis may be lacking in wisdom.

virgin birth, people rising from the dead, water
turned into wine and yet, they don't believe that
God created the heaven and the earth in six literal
days, thereby making hypocrites of themselves. Why?

Why do you believe in a creation of six literal days, if not because some
MAN told you that the Bible says that and means it literally? The Bible
was witten by MEN. The creation is God's work, yet you and your felloiw
cultists insist that, to be saved, we must believe that God had MEN put the
truth in a book and granted YOU the ability to interpret it correctly while
He LIED in the creation itself. You are entitled to believe that, of
course and even to teach it in your so-called "church." But you have no
right to force it on children not your own (and no moral right to force it
on your own).

Because man says it isn't so and they would rather
try to please men, instead of choosing to believe
God and stand up for Him. Preachers who claim
theistic evolution are the biggest hypocrites of all
and are in the most danger. Why? Read Isaiah 9:16;
Jeremiah 23:1, 50:6. What do YOU stand for?
"...choose this day whom you will serve. ...as for
me and my house, we will serve the Lord." - Jos 24:15

The way to please God is to at least TRY to obey His commandments, yet here
you are telling me that I must lie about science to be saved. That kind of
teaching has ALWAYS been demmed heretical.
I get the impression that latter-day creationists would RATHER serve the
evil one in hell than stop their incessant lying about science and slanders
of those who don't accept their heresies. So be it.
--
Dave Oldridge+
ICQ 1800667
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