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"sharon" |
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01 Dec 2003 05:06:23 PM |
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Feminist Xmas |
Subject: Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, contrary to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a
girl.
We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.
-Author Unknown
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| User: "lizzard woman" |
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| Title: Re: Feminist Xmas |
01 Dec 2003 08:44:46 PM |
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"sharon" <*...@....com> wrote in message
news:b1a5c59080b4434c89aba5b389c45136@news.secureusenet.com...
Subject: Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, contrary to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a
girl.
We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
get
lost.
-Author Unknown
Very interesting.
By the by, I recently learned that reindeer and caribou are the same species
although the latter are larger.
--
sharon, aa #2153
"(of creationism) ... Only apocryphal tales told by goat herders around the
campfire after it became too dark to continue to molest their charges." --
TvG (Rec.Equestrian, 2003)
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| User: "Ian" |
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| Title: Re: Feminist Xmas |
03 Dec 2003 11:44:07 AM |
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"sharon" <*...@....com> wrote in message news:<b1a5c59080b4434c89aba5b389c45136@news.secureusenet.com>...
Subject: Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, contrary to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a
girl.
We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.
-Author Unknown
This explains a lot. Like why most of the feminists I see have antlers,
it's not because they're mooses after all, nor high maintenance.
They're merely dear.
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| User: "Michael Snyder" |
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| Title: Re: Feminist Xmas |
01 Dec 2003 06:46:33 PM |
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sharon wrote:
Subject: Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, contrary to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a
girl.
We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.
-Author Unknown
Appropriately titled -- "Feminist Xmas" indeed. Only feminists can
practice sexism while pretending to combat it. "Males are better
than females" -- sexist. "Females are better than males" -- PC.
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