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"Ghamph" |
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12 Dec 2007 02:57:20 PM |
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HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER
WHAT YOU NEED
.. Plain Water (at least a quart)
.. Any kind of salt
.. A bottle with a lid
.. One or more small containers for water (if possible the small containers
could be of the type that "sprinkle")
Into a quart of water add 1/3 cup of salt. Shake the bottle well until the
salt dissolves into the water.
Then pray over the water:
"Oh water, I bless you in the name of God, the Mother, and in the name of
Jesus Christ and Holy Mary, and all the Saints, and in the name of the Holy
Spirit. Amen."
Take the water, and put it into smaller receptacles. Put the receptacles in
different parts of your house to get ready to sprinkle it whenever the need
arises.
Of course, any hypotonic salt water will work unless you are one of those
mentally vacant helpless Christians that believe in magical beings.
Christians will say that (prayed for water) is different than ordinary (sure
it is) wink wink he he.
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| User: "Ghamph" |
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| Title: Re: HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
12 Dec 2007 03:56:18 PM |
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"Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
news:13m0io31j93j0eb@corp.supernews.com...
HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER
WHAT YOU NEED
. Plain Water (at least a quart)
. Any kind of salt
. > Into a quart of water add 1/3 cup of salt. Shake the bottle well until
the
salt dissolves into the water.
Then pray over the water:
"Oh water, I bless you in the name of God, the Mother, and in the name of
Jesus Christ and Holy Mary, and all the Saints, and in the name of the
Holy
Spirit. Amen."
Would this also work for urine or ***** (holy *****)?
Holy mucus?
Holy beer?
Holy Jamaican Orange Bud?
Holy Turkish hashish
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| User: "Carl" |
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| Title: Re: HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
17 Dec 2007 11:40:39 AM |
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"Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
news:13m0m5fhca1ns29@corp.supernews.com...
Would this also work for urine or ***** (holy *****)?
Holy mucus?
Holy beer?
Holy Jamaican Orange Bud?
Holy Turkish hashish
Ps 14:1; 53:1
The fool says in his heart, "There is no God ." (NIV)
May God bless,
Carl
my website -- http://www.nettally.com/saints/
my blog -- http://www.anniemayhem.com/cgi-bin/wordpress/
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
13 Dec 2007 06:21:51 AM |
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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:57:20 -0500, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com>
wrote:
HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER
WHAT YOU NEED
. Plain Water (at least a quart)
. Any kind of salt
. A bottle with a lid
. One or more small containers for water (if possible the small containers
could be of the type that "sprinkle")
Into a quart of water add 1/3 cup of salt. Shake the bottle well until the
salt dissolves into the water.
Then pray over the water:
"Oh water, I bless you in the name of God, the Mother, and in the name of
Jesus Christ and Holy Mary, and all the Saints, and in the name of the Holy
Spirit. Amen."
Take the water, and put it into smaller receptacles. Put the receptacles in
different parts of your house to get ready to sprinkle it whenever the need
arises.
Of course, any hypotonic salt water will work unless you are one of those
mentally vacant helpless Christians that believe in magical beings.
Christians will say that (prayed for water) is different than ordinary (sure
it is) wink wink he he.
What happens if you get thirsty and drink it all? Does it cause a
buzz?
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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| Title: Re: HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
13 Dec 2007 07:31:06 PM |
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Order a packet of dehydrated holy water and dissolve the content
in a bowl of plain water. That's all there is to it. -- L.
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Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER |
12 Dec 2007 03:28:42 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:57:20 -0500, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote:
HOW TO MAKE HOLY WATER
Sounds like you got suckered in by a Catholic on that recipe.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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