Religions > Bible > I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay.
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14 Dec 2006 05:28:08 PM |
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I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
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| User: "Merovingian" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
14 Dec 2006 07:50:57 PM |
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wrote:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
Hhahahaa!....Is your name Carl Joseph? I cant wait until Jesus makes
an appearance on my grilled cheese sandwich. We will start the bidding
at $50.00 and duplicates for only $10.00. I feel a franchise
opportunity emerging.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
14 Dec 2006 06:46:10 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:28:08 -0800, thorned_arm wrote:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
Whoa, dude, get a shrink already.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe is fine tuned
for life is akin to a puddle being surprised at how well it
fits its hole"
-Douglas Adams
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
14 Dec 2006 06:55:14 PM |
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In article <OPednWh_C8fPbRzYnZ2dnUVZ_rPinZ2d@giganews.com> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:28:08 -0800, thorned_arm wrote:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
Whoa, dude, get a shrink already.
He doesn't need a shrink, he needs a literary agent. That
was some fine parody.
-- cary
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
15 Dec 2006 07:16:54 AM |
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On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:55:14 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <OPednWh_C8fPbRzYnZ2dnUVZ_rPinZ2d@giganews.com> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:28:08 -0800, thorned_arm wrote:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
Whoa, dude, get a shrink already.
He doesn't need a shrink, he needs a literary agent. That
was some fine parody.
I dunno. He's actually offering pictures of... I think smears on the
window... on eBay...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"The problem with defending the purity of the English language
is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse *****. We don't
just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other
languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their
pockets for new vocabulary." -James D. Nicoll
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
15 Dec 2006 11:36:47 AM |
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In article <-KmdnRepp-bbPR_YnZ2dnUVZ_s7inZ2d@giganews.com> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes:
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:55:14 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <OPednWh_C8fPbRzYnZ2dnUVZ_rPinZ2d@giganews.com> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:28:08 -0800, thorned_arm wrote:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird. The
second head was barely visible under the most lighted conditions. I
took an entire roll of film to photograph it. I am now selling a
picture of it on Ebay for a dollar. If you would like to see a picture
of it visit:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300060913558
After this I was walking the streets of Seattle when a man full of the
light came to me and we began talking. Then a ten dollar bill came out
of my left arm. It was a miracle and we both saw it and he began
calling me the chosen one. I gave him the ten dollar bill and in
addition twenty more dollars and he proceeded to go and buy crack with
it. Which was when I learned to never give a crack head money.
After this began my journey that would take me all across the country.
Everywhere I went people called me Jesus. While I was in California I
saw a crown of thorns on my right arm. Had I taken a picture of my
thorns I bet i would have the most popular tattto imaginable. So God
exists. What he wants from me I do not know.
Whoa, dude, get a shrink already.
He doesn't need a shrink, he needs a literary agent. That
was some fine parody.
I dunno. He's actually offering pictures of... I think smears on the
window... on eBay...
Yeah, I did see that. And you may be right.
Good parody is nearly indistinguishable from the thing it
parodies. Unfortunately, this works the other way around, too.
-- cary
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| User: "Shaun aRe" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
16 Dec 2006 05:24:22 AM |
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"Cary Kittrell"
Good parody is nearly indistinguishable from the thing it
parodies. Unfortunately, this works the other way around, too.
The other way around, in that it is distinguishable?
',;~}~
Shaun aRe
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| User: "I AMTRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
14 Dec 2006 06:51:20 PM |
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YYYou typically
have your ***** handed to you on a platter.
If I find anything that is worthy of my judgement, ridicule, mockery
and
criticism, I am free to do so whether you like it or not. Feel free to
look me up and tell me why I don't have rights under the First
Amendment to
my face, you whining, whimpering waste of DNA.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: I have objective proof of God and I am seling it on Ebay. |
14 Dec 2006 09:13:36 PM |
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thorned_arm@hotmail.com:
Let me tell you my story. After forty days of temptation the Holy
Spirit appeared on my window in the form of a two headed bird.
That happens to many people if they forget to take their pills on schedule.
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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