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"Zacharias Mulletstein" |
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04 Sep 2006 02:36:53 AM |
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I want to tell you. |
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
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| User: "netnews.mchsi.com" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
04 Sep 2006 06:57:04 AM |
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"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Do you believe that Frankenstein was real, also? Can you *disprove* his
existence? What *if* "not believing" in Frankenstein means that one spends
Eternity being bitten by poisonous snakes?
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
04 Sep 2006 06:46:56 PM |
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netnews.mchsi.com wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Do you believe that Frankenstein was real, also? Can you *disprove* his
existence? What *if* "not believing" in Frankenstein means that one spends
Eternity being bitten by poisonous snakes?
Both Frankenstein and the virgin birth were invented by
13-year old girls.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
04 Sep 2006 09:34:50 PM |
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Father Haskell wrote:
netnews.mchsi.com wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to
wine, Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about
Jesus you'll go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so
you'll have no excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the
wonders of Jesus Christ and if you don't worship him, you'll go to
hell. I'll be looking down on you not in pity, but in a gleeful
joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you burn forever.
Do you believe that Frankenstein was real, also? Can you *disprove*
his existence? What *if* "not believing" in Frankenstein means that
one spends Eternity being bitten by poisonous snakes?
I would have no trouble at all believing in (a) Frankenstein. In fact
here's one http://paulfrankenstein.org/
Why should we listen to somebody who is not smart enough to know that
Frankinstein was the doctor and not the monster?
Both Frankenstein and the virgin birth were invented by
13-year old girls.
I thought she was older.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
05 Sep 2006 06:10:46 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
Father Haskell wrote:
netnews.mchsi.com wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to
wine, Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about
Jesus you'll go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so
you'll have no excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the
wonders of Jesus Christ and if you don't worship him, you'll go to
hell. I'll be looking down on you not in pity, but in a gleeful
joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you burn forever.
Do you believe that Frankenstein was real, also? Can you *disprove*
his existence? What *if* "not believing" in Frankenstein means that
one spends Eternity being bitten by poisonous snakes?
I would have no trouble at all believing in (a) Frankenstein. In fact
here's one http://paulfrankenstein.org/
Why should we listen to somebody who is not smart enough to know that
Frankinstein was the doctor and not the monster?
Both Frankenstein and the virgin birth were invented by
13-year old girls.
I thought she was older.
Who, Shelley?
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| User: "Donald E. Flood" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
08 Sep 2006 05:41:07 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
Father Haskell wrote:
netnews.mchsi.com wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to
wine, Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about
Jesus you'll go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so
you'll have no excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the
wonders of Jesus Christ and if you don't worship him, you'll go to
hell. I'll be looking down on you not in pity, but in a gleeful
joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you burn forever.
Do you believe that Frankenstein was real, also? Can you *disprove*
his existence? What *if* "not believing" in Frankenstein means that
one spends Eternity being bitten by poisonous snakes?
I would have no trouble at all believing in (a) Frankenstein. In fact
here's one http://paulfrankenstein.org/
Why should we listen to somebody who is not smart enough to know that
Frankinstein was the doctor and not the monster?
You spelled "Frankinstein" wrong. It's "Frankenstein".
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| User: "ike milligan" |
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| Title: Re: Just as I thought, Christians are sadists. |
04 Sep 2006 05:28:27 AM |
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"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Why?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Just as I thought, Christians are sadists. |
04 Sep 2006 03:24:58 PM |
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ike milligan wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to
wine, Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about
Jesus you'll go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so
you'll have no excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the
wonders of Jesus Christ and if you don't worship him, you'll go to
hell. I'll be looking down on you not in pity, but in a gleeful
joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you burn forever.
Why?
And why tell us about this guy if we would have gone to heaven without the
knowledge.
I dated a woman in collage who believed this and I pointed out the possible
consequences.
Atheist me telling a good man about Christ as he was dying and thus damning
him to hell.
It reduced her to tears.
Making fundies think is why collage and education is so dangerous.
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| User: "ike milligan" |
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| Title: Re: Just as I thought, Christians are sadists. |
04 Sep 2006 06:01:36 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:uY%Kg.1195$MF1.917@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net...
ike milligan wrote:
"Zacharias Mulletstein" <anon@comments.header> wrote in message
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com...
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to
wine, Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about
Jesus you'll go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so
you'll have no excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the
wonders of Jesus Christ and if you don't worship him, you'll go to
hell. I'll be looking down on you not in pity, but in a gleeful
joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you burn forever.
Why?
And why tell us about this guy if we would have gone to heaven without the
knowledge.
I dated a woman in collage who believed this and I pointed out the
possible consequences.
Atheist me telling a good man about Christ as he was dying and thus
damning him to hell.
It reduced her to tears.
Making fundies think is why collage and education is so dangerous.
It is absolutely a fact, that Christianity is based on sado-masochism and
those who proselytize are sadistic. All monotheism is based on
sado-masochism, but especially Christianity with the imagery of Christ on
the cross. Monotheism is heirarchy with an alpha male in charge, and God is
the symbolic personification of the temporal chieftain, be it king, or
whatever. The male head of the household is responsible to the tribe
whatever it is, and is the ruler in the family. The woman is only second in
command, if that. Without strong sado-masochistic tendencies taught by the
father figure to the family, the whole authoritarian structure would
collapse. Monotheism had historically its uses to protect nations against
encroachment, and even helped them encroach upon other nations at least
temporarily. But the advantage of the aggressor nation is ephemeral and only
lasts not more than a generation, as a rule.
An atheist who argues with a theist is in the role of masochist, as far as
the theist is concerned. You probably got nowhere with that chick, or am I
wrong?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: I call Loki: (was: Re: I want to tell you.) |
04 Sep 2006 10:02:41 AM |
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On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:36:53 +0000, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Okay, who are you *really?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: I want to tell you. |
05 Sep 2006 07:12:10 AM |
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On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:36:53 +0000, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news....
GRIM REAPER: You always talk, you Americans! You talk and you talk and say
'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead
now, so shut up!
Once again, Monty Python speaks the truth!
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Son of Discord" |
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05 Sep 2006 11:40:45 AM |
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In alt.atheism MarkA shared this wisdom:
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:36:53 +0000, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news....
GRIM REAPER: You always talk, you Americans! You talk and you talk and say
'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead
now, so shut up!
"How is it that we've all died at the same time?"
"The Salmon Mousse!"
"Oh darling, you didn't use *canned* salmon?!"
"I'm most *dreadfully* embarrassed."
Once again, Monty Python speaks the truth!
Always. :)
"Son of Discord"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Consider the Lily."
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| User: "MarkA" |
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05 Sep 2006 04:45:47 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:40:45 +0000, Son of Discord wrote:
In alt.atheism MarkA shared this wisdom:
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:36:53 +0000, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news....
GRIM REAPER: You always talk, you Americans! You talk and you talk and
say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're
dead now, so shut up!
"How is it that we've all died at the same time?"
"The Salmon Mousse!"
"Oh darling, you didn't use *canned* salmon?!"
"I'm most *dreadfully* embarrassed."
Once again, Monty Python speaks the truth!
Always. :)
"Son of Discord"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Consider the Lily."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"A tiger in Africa?"
"It must have escaped from a zoo."
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Sep 2006 07:21:18 AM |
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On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:36:53 +0000, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Then you are evil.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Woden" |
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04 Sep 2006 07:32:47 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein <anon@comments.header> wrote in
news:H9YL5PPI38964.1506134259@twistycreek.com:
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Well, as attempted "Loki" posts go, this one is rather poor. Not near
inflamatory nor funny enough to get a good score.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "" |
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04 Sep 2006 03:16:11 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you
TwistyCreek, is that you? I'll admit ya got me on one of the other ones
if you'll just come clean now...
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "bob young" |
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04 Sep 2006 07:24:01 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
Someone in heaven heard that his best friend down on earth had just passed
away.
ÒOh I'm so looking forward to seeing him againÓ the man said. ÒSorryÓ said
God, ÒBut he will not be coming here because he has been a little bit more
sinful than you, so your friend, will be going to the other place called
HellÓ.
So here's this man, sitting for eternity in paradise next to his loving
God, whilst his friend, who had been just a little more sinful than he, is
about to roast for eternity on burning coals in a place called Hell.
Is it conceivable that anything could be more banal, juvenile, or crassly
stupid?
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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05 Sep 2006 11:41:01 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news of the One lamb virgin water to wine,
Jesus Christ. The Bible says that if you don't know about Jesus you'll
go to heaven. I'm here to tell you about Jesus so you'll have no
excuses not to believe. Now, you know about the wonders of Jesus Christ
and if you don't worship him, you'll go to hell. I'll be looking down
on you not in pity, but in a gleeful joy. And rolling in ecstacy as you
burn forever.
You're a sick sumbitch, you know that?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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| User: "JPG" |
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04 Sep 2006 03:14:31 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
I want to tell you the good news of the lamb chop with mint sauce .
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