Religions > Bible > IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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22 Apr 2007 10:26:35 AM |
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IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
can't the ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING ***** christian god write a book that
DOESN'T contradict itself constantly? Is he a complete lunatic, or just
fucking stupid?
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| User: "Gabriel" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 01:31:36 PM |
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On Apr 22, 11:26 am, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>
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If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
can't the ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING ***** christian god write a book that
DOESN'T contradict itself constantly? Is he a complete lunatic, or just
fucking stupid?
A non-believer's inability to understand the Bible's meaning can be
explained here:
Matthew 13:10-17 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why
speakest thou unto them in parables? (11) He answered and said unto
them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the
kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. (12) For whosoever
hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but
whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
(13) Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see
not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. (14) And
in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Isaiah, which saith, By hearing
ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and
shall not perceive: (15) For this people's heart is waxed gross, and
their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest
at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears,
and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I
should heal them. (16) But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and
your ears, for they hear. (17) For verily I say unto you, That many
prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye
see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear,
and have not heard them.
At one time, I understood almost nothing that I read in the Bible. But
now that I am saved, a great deal of it makes perfect sense. It is by
the grace of the God and the Holy Spirit that understanding is given
concerning the meaning behind much of the Bible.
Until you are saved, you need only understand one thing
[1] We must admit that we are sinners
Romans 3:10 "There is none righteous, no not one."
Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God."
[2] We must believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and bore the
punishment for our sins on the cross and rose from the dead.
Romans 10:9-10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord
Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from
the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
[3] We must call on the Lord to save us.
Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall
be saved."
John 1:12 "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to
become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name."
If you seek to understand anything, understand that your own
conscience is trying to tell you something. If you seriously didn't
care about any of it, why would you spend so much effort and negative
energy trying to convince yourself otherwise? Listen to your
conscience!
Praise the Lord!
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 01:45:51 PM |
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translation: the christian bible is a CROCK OF CRAP and for some unknown
reason, the ALL-KNOWING AND ALL-POWERFUL god can't convey his thoughts
correctly and concisely.
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| User: "Gabriel" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 02:12:01 PM |
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On Apr 22, 2:45 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>
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translation: the christian bible is a ##### and for some unknown
reason, the ALL-KNOWING AND ALL-POWERFUL god can't convey his thoughts
correctly and concisely.
Not *can't* .. chose not to. There's a critical difference.
But why do you care so much? What is it that your guilt is trying to
tell you? There's more proof for you in the hate behind your reactions
than anything else anyone can tell you.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 11:11:46 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:26:35 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
It doesn't in the inspired word. But
you...........wouldn't.............know............what that is, do you?
duke, American-American
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 12:06:40 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:26:35 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
It doesn't in the inspired word. But
you...........wouldn't.............know............what that is, do you?
hey duke, are we supposed to obey the TEN COMMANDMENTS, or the jesus jerk.
can't your ALL-POWERFUL sky pixie be CONSISTENT?
Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP HIS
***** MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?
Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible
passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)
Luke 14:26 (New International Version)
26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife
and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be
my disciple.
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| User: "arah" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
23 Apr 2007 10:02:59 AM |
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The bible is not Almighty God's words but the Christians are Moron. So
don't blame Almighty God but blame the moron.
Cheers
On Apr 23, 1:06 am, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>
wrote:
"duke" <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:26:35 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<kill...@killgod.com> wrote:
If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
It doesn't in the inspired word. But
you...........wouldn't.............know............what that is, do you?
hey duke, are we supposed to obey the TEN COMMANDMENTS, or the jesus jerk.
can't your ALL-POWERFUL sky pixie be CONSISTENT?
Could you christian idiots please tell your ALL-KNOWING GOD TO MAKE UP HIS
***** MIND? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HONOR OUR FATHER AND MOTHER OR ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO HATE THEM? WHICH FUCKING WAY IS IT?
Hmmm, amazing that I don't ever remember seeing this particular bible
passage ever mentioned in church or sunday school. (SHOCK AND SURPRISE)
Luke 14:26 (New International Version)
26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife
and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be
my disciple.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
26 Apr 2007 03:42:04 PM |
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On 23 Apr 2007 08:02:59 -0700, arah <arah1958@gmail.com> wrote:
The bible is not Almighty God's words but the Christians are Moron. So
don't blame Almighty God but blame the moron.
then we blame the likes of you.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
24 Apr 2007 10:22:32 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:26:35 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
It doesn't in the inspired word. But
you...........wouldn't.............know............what that is, do you?
Which parts are inspired?
What does the word inspired mean exactly?
I suppose you think it has the same meaning as dictated.
duke, American-American
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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--
Andrew W.
Jesus said that we must search everywhere for the truth, that we must leave
no stone unturned.
How naive and foolish is the man who thinks he can get all the answers to
life from one convenient book. ~me
What we are told God and Jesus said, they did not say.
http://www.divinelove.org/volume1/Mission.htm
TABLE OF CONTENTS. Must read!
http://www.divinelove.org/revnt/Rev-TOC-title.htm
The true Creator wants us to be happy and abundant.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Science_of_Getting_Rich
Audio version. http://website.lineone.net/~cornerstone/richaudio.htm
Think you know what ego is? Think again. The Bible is full of it!
http://www.acim.org/
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "-HoSt-" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 12:42:47 PM |
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Sucks to be ignorant like you.
Host.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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If the bible is god's word, then god is a COMPLETE, IDIOTIC BUFFOON.
why does the bible CONSTANTLY contradict itself?
can't the ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING ***** christian god write a book
that
DOESN'T contradict itself constantly? Is he a complete lunatic, or just
fucking stupid?
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
22 Apr 2007 01:44:53 PM |
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must suck to be a religious lunatic like you.
fortunately I don't worship a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED
***** SKY PIXIE
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| User: "-HoSt-" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
23 Apr 2007 10:12:05 AM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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must suck to be a religious lunatic like you.
fortunately I don't worship a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED
***** SKY PIXIE
So why do u spend every waking moment posting this crap?
All I can tell you SheBlew is: If you can't beat God then I guess you better
join up, because right now God is kicking your ***** all over the map.
You remind me of Regan in "the Exorcist" movie.
Are you possessed?
Obviously the power of Christ is most certainly compelling you.
Go see an exorcist.
Host.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
23 Apr 2007 06:08:27 PM |
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the christian god is SCARED OF ME, he refuses to come out of hiding place to
face me, because he knows I will kill his sick, sadistic *****.
why don't you tell your COWARDLY christian god to show his face?
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| User: "Boy George" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
26 Apr 2007 06:17:53 AM |
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hello,
I collect bible errors and conts for years.
Can you show me some errs and conts you found?
George
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| User: "Boy George" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
25 Apr 2007 03:44:42 AM |
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hello,
I collect bible errors and conts for years.
Can you show me some errs and conts you found?
George
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
25 Apr 2007 05:18:31 PM |
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hate your mother and father or honor your mother and father, which way is
it?
Exodus 20:12
"Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land
the LORD your God is giving you.
Leviticus 19:3
" 'Each of you must respect his mother and father, and you must observe my
Sabbaths. I am the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 5:16
"Honor your father and your mother, as the LORD your God has commanded you,
so that you may live long and that it may go well with you in the land the
LORD your God is giving you
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Luke 14:26 (New International Version)
26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife
and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be
my disciple
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| User: "Diogenes" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
27 Apr 2007 01:07:28 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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Luke 14:26 (New International Version)
26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife
and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be
my disciple
That's family values for you.
--
If I was in charge of the universe, St Jude's
Hospital for Children would not need to exist
Posted with JSNewsreader Preview 0.9.7.3284
[ Followup-To: alt.bible ]
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| User: "Gabriel" |
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| Title: Re: IF THE BIBLE IS GOD'S WORD, THEN GOD IS A COMPLETE MORON |
28 Apr 2007 08:26:28 AM |
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On Apr 27, 2:07 pm, "Diogenes" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim <kill...@killgod.com> wrote in message
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Luke 14:26 (New International Version)
26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife
and children, his brothers and sisters-yes, even his own life-he cannot be
my disciple
That's family values for you.
You misunderstand. You need to read the whole context to have any
chance of gleaning understanding of it. This is Jesus talking:
Luke 14:16 Then said he unto him, A certain man made a great supper,
and bade many:
Luk 14:17 And sent his servant at supper time to say to them that
were bidden, Come; for all things are now ready.
Luk 14:18 And they all with one consent began to make excuse. The
first said unto him, I have bought a piece of ground, and I must needs
go and see it: I pray thee have me excused.
Luk 14:19 And another said, I have bought five yoke of oxen, and I go
to prove them: I pray thee have me excused.
Luk 14:20 And another said, I have married a wife, and therefore I
cannot come.
Luk 14:21 So that servant came, and showed his lord these things.
Then the master of the house being angry said to his servant, Go out
quickly into the streets and lanes of the city, and bring in hither
the poor, and the maimed, and the halt, and the blind.
Luk 14:22 And the servant said, Lord, it is done as thou hast
commanded, and yet there is room.
Luk 14:23 And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the
highways and hedges, and compel them to come in, that my house may be
filled.
Luk 14:24 For I say unto you, That none of those men which were
bidden shall taste of my supper.
Luk 14:25 And there went great multitudes with him: and he turned,
and said unto them,
Luk 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother,
and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own
life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luk 14:27 And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me,
cannot be my disciple.
Luk 14:28 For which of you, intending to build a tower, sitteth not
down first, and counteth the cost, whether he have sufficient to
finish it?
Luk 14:29 Lest haply, after he hath laid the foundation, and is not
able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,
Luk 14:30 Saying, This man began to build, and was not able to
finish.
This is hyperbole (hy-PER-bo-lee), overstating matters to make a
point. It was a very common rhetorical technique in ancient times, and
still quite common today.
Try thinking of "hate" as "show no favor to". As in "I show no favor
to any sinner."
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