Okay, Flaberdif, begin transmission of dictation.

No, no, you dorfan! Don't type what I'm saying now!

Okay, begin dictation NOW!

Flaberdif!!! Oh, never mind, just continue!


To Subexplorer Kumag, Earth code name "John (jw)", of
the planetary commission of the Ubites...

Please make ready for your departure. I have been
assured that Commander Vog himself will arrive within
the next 72 Earth hours to retrieve you. Your mission
has been called to an end. The Earth experiment is
over. The data you have gathered about whether or not
Earthlings would be able to detect an alien presence is
over. It is obvious that you have gone a step too far
with your transmissions into this Earth form of
communication, called "news groups" and that they are
on to you. We must remove you before they notify their
governments and perform medical tests on you, thus
proving an alien presence on their planet. Surely they
will not allow these latest slips on your part to go
unnoticed!

I do not wish you to fear though. I have negotiated
with the high command and they have discussed the issue
with Commander Vog and I have been assured that you
will only receive as a punishment for your blunder, a
period of probation on the mining colony Blufas. It
will only last two millennia. Yes, yes, I know, you
have an allergic reaction to the dust. But they have
been given new equipment there, including filter masks
that should take care of that problem for you. You
will be taken to the debriefing center first and then
to orientation, where you will be fitted for your new
filter mask.

Anyway, I must make this short, as I do not wish for my
signal to be detected. So please be ready to depart.

Subcommander Flagan out.


Okay, Flaberdif. You can end transmission of dictation
now. No, you fludog, don't type what I'm saying now!

I don't know how you got this job! I guess your
parental units knowing one of the high commanders
helped out, didn't it, you diffenmorfer?!

Flaberdif, have you been transmitting this over normal
radio frequencies?! Flaberdif!!!

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--

Pastor Dave Raymond

"I have more understanding than all my teachers:
for thy testimonies are my meditations." - Psalm 119:99

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"And take the helmet of salvation and the sword of
the Spirit, which is the word of God:" - Ephesians 6:17

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html

Okay, Flaberdif, begin transmission of dictation.

No, no, you dorfan! Don't type what I'm saying now!

Okay, begin dictation NOW!

Flaberdif!!! Oh, never mind, just continue!


To Subexplorer Kumag, Earth code name "John (jw)", of
the planetary commission of the Ubites...

Please make ready for your departure. I have been
assured that Commander Vog himself will arrive within
the next 72 Earth hours to retrieve you. Your mission
has been called to an end. The Earth experiment is
over. The data you have gathered about whether or not
Earthlings would be able to detect an alien presence is
over. It is obvious that you have gone a step too far
with your transmissions into this Earth form of
communication, called "news groups" and that they are
on to you. We must remove you before they notify their
governments and perform medical tests on you, thus
proving an alien presence on their planet. Surely they
will not allow these latest slips on your part to go
unnoticed!

I do not wish you to fear though. I have negotiated
with the high command and they have discussed the issue
with Commander Vog and I have been assured that you
will only receive as a punishment for your blunder, a
period of probation on the mining colony Blufas. It
will only last two millennia. Yes, yes, I know, you
have an allergic reaction to the dust. But they have
been given new equipment there, including filter masks
that should take care of that problem for you. You
will be taken to the debriefing center first and then
to orientation, where you will be fitted for your new
filter mask.

Anyway, I must make this short, as I do not wish for my
signal to be detected. So please be ready to depart.

Subcommander Flagan out.


Okay, Flaberdif. You can end transmission of dictation
now. No, you fludog, don't type what I'm saying now!

I don't know how you got this job! I guess your
parental units knowing one of the high commanders
helped out, didn't it, you diffenmorfer?!

Flaberdif, have you been transmitting this over normal
radio frequencies?! Flaberdif!!!

<electronic screech>