Then I saw that great serpent unbound, and released from his prison
cell which is our mortal hearts where the captive Jesus Christ reigns
and is imprisoned forever and ever, Jesus is the Captive and he
brought many captives with him in his train which is the bridal veil.
get rid of the bridal veil,and lets have a look at our blushing bride
face to face says Jack Nicholson in Goin South!
woosah, he kisses the old hag what saved his bacon, and she drops
dead, wow!
Well the hangman marches him back up to the gallows being as how he
was only getting off the hook if he was to be married by one a the
southern gals since they lost a lot of men in the war between the
states of matrimony and common law.
Now that old serpent the snake what told eve she'd be livin forever if
she just ate the apple, he has a new song what says hey, if you eat
this fruit you'll not only live forever but happily ever after.
so God in all his honesty what told Israel I'll raise a snake up ovee
the house of Israel done what he said he was a gonna do, and lo and
behold Jesus rose from the dead, and ascended into our hearts since
that is where heaven is according to Jesus, and their he remained a
prisoner for a long time until we as mortal human beings could get
enough understanding and courage to comprehend what in the hell all
this mumbo jumbo was all about!
it was about being an american, a free man, to live and die in peace
on earth, and go out with certainty and kill any rotten bugger whom
tried to overthrow our everlasting continually refining perfecting
republic of human kind.
so we vaguely established equality and such,and princiapply
established equity and justice and such to a very modicum of barely
palatable version of free masonry.
this imperfection we called the spirit of seventysix after the
marriage of the lion and the lamb or the Union as we call it here in
the USA and the South shall rise again.
The South is the Bride, and that would be the body of christ, the
church, but for now she is a *****, and snaggle toothed old ***** to
boot, and not in much demand for a regular guy, so who in hells half
acre would marry the whacko lady?
well apparently God is a psychotic ***** his own sef cuz he
says that is his bride and he is gonna marry her like Romeo and Juliet
yuck, as poor old God seen this doosey?Nope!I don't think so.
she aint no hollywood beauty queen beleive me, she is an ugly snaggle
toothed old hag, a harpie at best, and that was Jesus "GIFT" to
humanity, was to make our God furious when he finally got a loook at
his blushing bride wow she is ugly!I aint gonna marry that gal.
And so God says in the new world we aint gonna have such a thang as
marriage on account of the ugly old hag we call Jesus , which is the
collective ignorants of humanity all flushed together in one place
called our hearts!
this ***** and vinegar is a bunch a crap says the preacher, spewin more
vomit outta his mouth than a mississippi twister,here we go around the
mulberry bush, and the cow jumped over the moon!
my mind has become like a giant cistern , and all this adnausea is
dumped here daily through the benefit of modern media, and the
library so everywhere I turn it is damn between a rock and a hard
spot,
What ya gonna do, call ghost busters?Nope, I am gonna take a big dump,
but unlike my predecessors what say I go to take a ***** I am saying I
go to leave a *****, so take mine, and thus we fulfill the prophesy
what says if they want yer jacket give em your shirt too.
And this is how the world according to garp gets not only the coyotes
robe but the mark of cane to boot.
merry christmas says the host without the most,
now the amazing it aint me no name is tellin me that this is the way,
the truth and the light and the life ever lasting so jump in the
toilet kids, wash yer robes in ***** and vinegar, drink up the cup and
get ready to blow yer minds cuz santa claus is comin to town!
all the dogs, the whores, the niggers and faggots punks and liars
heard and listened, as they were the dead in christ, and they obeyed
the stoopid hopeless loser, and they all lost their minds, and all the
crap that was imput into them as well.
this is the baptism of firer what comes after the second death , and
all them what was writen in the book of malarkey was included in it
,liars faggots niggers sluts yer basic scum of the earth mother of
whores etc,
these are the Americans said the angel of the lord, do not seal up the
words to this ***** , so my mind was like makin up this ***** as I
went and flying by thes seat of my pants like a snowball in hell.
I rolled on into hell ablaze, meltin all the way like jingle bells,
thank god I was stoned once,
well maybe more than once anyways I knew what to do, he he nothing
ride the whirlwind and rope the wind, hang the moon lets get it on
yippie yi yaya!
they being them , what was not me or us which is legion and all that
is tossed into the lake of fire, losers atc, in other words the beast
that awful brutus the winner, damn his hide, oops I digress, yup daddy
dearest, youch he is about to get his come uppance and that would be
me ouch my balls!
So I kisses cinderela square in the mouth and she spits in my mouth ,
Hey that aint cinderella, its poppa, what the heck are ya doin spittin
in my mouth ya old fart!?
my horns are cut off!The new phone books are here!
okay now this calls for stoopid so I counsel you to get stoned as ya
can, I mean fucked up beyond recognition ya got it so eat drink and be
merry cuz tomorrow the rag heads pay for the error of our ways yuck
yuck yuck, the payback is Iraq Iran phototavian chevrolet?
Time for one world disorder if ya ask me , give me your tired your
poor your huddled masses, losers baby.wait a minute a revision, oops I
digress yehaw, no ragheads allowed,hey can ya put foriegn gods on that
list, he he, ya no foriegn gawds ,
now yer talkin, ragheads are not welcome here.read my lips a meaner
harsher hows that bubba !?
now yer talkin baby!
no ragheads, yeehaw!
So the big battle for Seattle was about to begin,.
in one corner we had World Trade Organization, and in the other, we
had Labor Unions,
The referee was the cops whom were bought off by the sponsor , which
was the media, and supported by local taxes etc, .On with the show
this is it!
so WTO began with a bang, flash bang,
now remember the losers get flushed, so don't win what ever ya do or
yer stuck in the *****!
so the losers got the ***** kicked outta them yee haw I am a loser baby
why dontycha kill me!yeehaw!
that ***** laid on the streets for awhile stinkin up the place, but we
were turds already flushed out the otherside, and were floatin in a
sea of oblivion being transformed from turds into salt water through
the modern osmosis of Tacomas Aroma.
this is the umpteenth death so to speak , lol number 19 she was a
honey!
or is that homey?
hey ***** for brains I heard someone says,
yer momma wears army boots,.
and we ainbt waitin to hug ya loser we're here to kill ya,
yeehaw!
now no one who was written in the book of life escaped the shitter,
everyone that was written in the book of life was flushed down the
toilet in jesus name ,and jesus was at the end of the tunnel laughing
his ***** off.
thus we say the little dog laughed to see such sport and the dish ran
away with the spoon.
the first one said to the second one there I hope yer having fun.
the second one said huh?
what is this *****?
shhh said the first ,it is christmas, and frosty the snowman is our
dad, so we all went down to the park and had a snowball fight, sleddin
and skiing and basically having fun.
I grabbed the back of a cars bumper,and went ski bobbin down the
street drunk on my *****, hit a manhole cover and landed ***** over tea
kettle in the ditch.
now the jailor man and sailor sam will search forever more for the
band on the run. what sounded liek a rhyme from the ancient mariner
only he was a mariner of dried up lands named huckleberry hound or
some such?
A scottish Piper stood alone on the watchtower blowin his horn, and
the cows in the meadow and a silver spoon, when ya comin home dad?
Lil boy blue is the man in the moon, and we took lil lord fauntleroy
and taught him how to smoke cigaretttes and marijuana, ***** girls, and
basically sew wild oats. Lil Boy Blue was ll fucked up,I mean he was
toasted.Stoned on acid, and lost in space!
The preacher man said he was evil incarnate, and came to have him
arrested, on account of the yeast of levin is like that .always lookin
for a scape goat to blame this ***** on.
lil boy blue stuck his tongue out at the preacher man and told him to
go ***** himself!nya nya nya nya!
this infuriated the holier than thou no end, mr holier than thou
decided he would make an example outta lil boy blue, and so he
copnspired with his faggots and punks, liars etc which were not
written in the book of life and didn't have a fookin clue who lil boy
blue was,
lil boy blue took the book of baloney and closed it up, sealin the
fate of the hatemongers who were trapped inside the book forever and
ever or un til they got themselves ***** outta it .
but lil boy blue was a nice guy so he left a stone called Jesus in the
book for the losers to make wishes upon, and they wished they would
get outta the book, but wish in one hand and ***** in the other ya
know?
the book of baloney was closed, and the book of life was opened, and
outsode the book of baloney the book of life was creation, and
whenever lil boy blue and his nand of miscreants wanted to ***** with
the fookers what flushed them into paradise they would open the book
of baloney and read from it , for the book of baloney was called the
holy bible in the book of life, and here in the "real world " thats
just the fookin way it is!
Creation was the book of Life, and the Holy Bible was a nice day for a
white wedding or something like that?
oh yeah it was the way and the door etc etc etc,
blessed are those whom have washed their robes in the blood of the
lamb, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven we call America,.
Their were no kings or queens in America. even Jesus was simply
another mothers son, and we all lived happily ever after, except when
the ragheads came and blew up the twin towers we had to go out and
kill a bunch of te sand ******** to teach them the difference between
fact and fiction.
yeah well Jesus luvs ya baby Ozzy Osbourne rocks the casbah!
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