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In a stunning reversal of character, God has changed his mind! At least
according to the Catholic Church. Before this historic alteration of
centuries of theology, unbaptized babies were still tainted with Original
Sin and where thus unworthy to be in the presence of God. God, not being
heartless enough to send those innocent dead babies to Hell, made a special
place just for them: Limbo!
Not anymore! In a document released by the Catholic News Service and
approved by the Pope himself, there is no limbo anymore. According to the
document, "People find it increasingly difficult to accept that God is just
and merciful if he excludes infants, who have no personal sins, from eternal
happiness, whether they are Christian or non-Christian." Apparently, the
actions of God are subject to public approval.
A change this large hasn't occurred since the sun suddenly stopped circling
the earth and the earth started spinning instead. As usual, God was
unavailable for comment.
ROTFLMAO !
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