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Religions > Bible |
| User: |
"Kuta Witchdoctor 009" |
| Date: |
30 Nov 2006 04:55:07 AM |
| Object: |
Nicole Kidman's Bottom |
Nicole Kidman's Bottom
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now that i have my
attention
gday psychic blog
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primal scream
'get your rocks off'
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not yellin
cowabunga
before i drop into a skatebowl
on a man's bike
one wheel *****
Nicole Kidman's Bottom
and sail over th edge
flirting with tetraplegia
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famous last words
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somethin sweet
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ah hello
mr's kidman
i'm just ringin to complain about yr daughters bottom
it's got a crack in it
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cant see keith pullin that one
"cant in rehab"
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i um
wandered into th city
after lunch
today
surfin on one wheel
i think
i dont remember much
was a bit out of it
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rehab
'it dont matter'
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ah good
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i see
more than double th amount of ppl
died of motor vehicle accidents than
illegal drugs
hmm
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stupid smoke packet
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and
three times as many ppl
died of alcohol
than illegal drugs
light me *****
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"scuse i"
..
..
..
i'll get over it eventually
proposing to a
mega star
on th same day she got married
but a yr earlier
felt weird
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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shakespears sister
'you;re history'(voodoo mix)
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yr fuckin with me kuta
ya know damn well
we were playin
in a shakespeare newsgroup at th time
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"just voodoo"
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*****
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"should bee in a good mood"
"we had a nice surf today"
i want this ***** to leave my head black
"sorry"
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feel liek a fucking idiot
"wot else is new ?"
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my kill count
has a new
and revised number
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did i really help kill
325 thousand ppl
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***** man
more drugs over here
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..
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i never thought
callin myself
the witchdoctor of australia
would have such huge consequences
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wot i dont like about me
i'm still a *****
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ben folds
'boxing'
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heather small
'proud'
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no seriously
kylie minogue has nice ankles
but a great bottom ?
i dunno
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rather princess mary's arse
can i say that ?
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isnt she incountry ?
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too small
looks like a masturbation aid
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pick her up
use her
and throw her over yr shoulder
"ok jennifer"
oh hi black
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"ya didnt go yack to gay lady jennifer this week"
i regret drinkin rum wih her till one am
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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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we got a bit wasted and
her ex girlfriend
went off to bed
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i know we werent playin up as much
next time we saw each other
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i dunno jen
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my mind hit a
metaphysical dichotomy and
went blewey
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stupid tranny *****
proposin to a woman
my twin brother black
whose head i share
has grown a moustache and
i dont sing like a girl
in public anymore
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frank black
'superabound'
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alex lloyd
'coming home'
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kuta says u should lay off nickie
"kuta says lots of things"
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just cause yr shitty at me
"it's not all yr doing"
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how long have i gotta be fucked up about this ?
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"till i get over my mad"
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i shouldnt have married a beehive
and with it
proposed to a woman
i was
th dominant personality at th time
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david seville and the chipmunks
'i told the witchdoctor'
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"next time my heart stops"
"dont take over completely"
u never go away
"shoulda had th sexchange"
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and lose my brother ?
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?
'track 11'
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the stoners bible
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grinspoon
'chemical heart'
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the stoners bible
has shown it;s face again
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"wot have we gotten ourselves mixed up in ?"
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we're licensed to kill
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"didnt say i didnt like that bit"
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dr death
is gunna go back before
th oz justice system
"told ya"
you said wait
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so i cant go after him again ?
"no dear"
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he'll wriggle off again
"and then we'll talk"
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and then 009 will whack th *****
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"only if yr spell writing abilities have picked up"
we do ok
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"it was a loose as spell"
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and i got dr azahari
"so"
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laurie anderson
'it tango'
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"12 days is suckie kuta lady"
"five days late"
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i prefer to look at th positive
he was
th bomb maker
for both kuta beach attacks
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"still died five days late"
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"7 days is on th money'
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u know i'm
still tryin
distinguish between
seven day events and
12 day events
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wot happens
january 13 2007
?
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december hasnt started
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gorillaz
'dare'
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six weeks
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a month out
it'll grab me harder
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th date comes
without wot happens that day
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"th clue that sticks out"
"in th reread"
"like dogs balls on a cat"
"something that jumps out of th flow"
subconscious
"wot we're playin with"
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and cross process messaging
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how can i talk to my testicles ?
my psyche
i'm sorry guys
i wont marry another woman
two was enough
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if i was any more
allergic to girls
i'd be autistic
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noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
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i got
three musicians now
playin with my nipples when i sing
and a coupel
who wanna explore
and are chasin a kid
and two gay ladies
who arent gay anymore
that i'm in love with
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and i got a giant stain
in my psychic blog
it's affecting my work
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"5 aussies get killed"
"in a terrorist attack"
"i retaliate within a week and"
"a hundred thosuand ppl die th next day"
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midnight oil
'short memory'
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that aint th stain
"one of them"
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th witchdoctor of australia
can point th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist cunts
th very soul of th problem pls lord
online
no harm in that
"a hundred thousand muslims died th next day"
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so
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"u used to say sorry"
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..
..
..
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just doing my 009 job
for oz
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the offspring
'staring at the sun'
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"yr evil eye is a bit savage"
"pirate jenny"
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i got an eye patch here somewhere
dont liek extreme unicycling
with no depth perception though black
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the mask of ***** has died
broke in half
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pelvis of a cow
with a bicycle helmet whacked in it
made a nice
alien skull
for th witchdoctor's
car's back window
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the living end
'prisoner of society'
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"was a ***** to ride with"
especially with little red flashing lights
in th eyes
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frightened ***** out of ppl
including me
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the verve
'space and time'
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can i ever share
wot i see
out there
in space
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i never get believed anyway
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cans full of *****
flying thru th void
to some place
we're planting earth bacteria on
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***** in a can
dont get mad
get even
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purest
higest grade
spack monkey *****
spray his whole wardrobe with it and
th outer plasitizer breaks down
about six hours later
so u can have an alibi
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doesnt smell
coming out of th can
just of flowers
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"perfumed poos"
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think th chicks will ever get perfumed poos ?
"if they want em enough"
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they;d have such nicer tits
if we went into space
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"why i perve in th future"
is that why i'm not tit crazy
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none of em
stack up to
a space born chick
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looks down her nose at
th mudborn bitches
with their saggy tits
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powderfinger
'roll right by you'
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"she's a ***** jenny"
and a pig
but she talks to me
thru time
and space
and we have similar jobs
border security
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"wot did she say about nickie ?"
i'm not telling
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there's a limit paulie
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"her kind"
"wouldnt live on a planet"
an accretion ball
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we're mad ok
we argue over land
and it falls from th sky
every day
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th ***** is so smug
with her history book and
operant conditiong mind tricks
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the black eyed peas
'sexy'
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while we sail in th dark
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no rule book
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scuse i
..
..
..
if we're one species
we need help
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i dont care if it breaks th rules
i'm already up on a time charge
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i figure i
havent done all th things
i'm in trouble for
yet
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if i can contact u
see yr civilization
spinning in space
yr little outpost then
sheesh
then we make it
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a swanky address
hidden in a dust cloud
that's been swept for planetoids
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ya know we're comin to rob ya
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ask yr city fathers
th computers for
anythin we can use and
no fucking prisoners
open th outer airlock doors
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call me
ruthless early man
*****
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the stranglers
'gold and brown'
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i see
humanity
in small and large
space born communities
over thousands of yrs
and many
many
arguments
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when will they ever learn
just cause ya pass a
law
doesnt mean
humanity will obey it
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th pirate clans are
eating away at them
they cant wipe them out
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i know where th pirate raft is
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same way
our old time pirates
on th high seas
found their pirate raft
drifting in th big ocean
who said we smell our way ?
close
psychic smell
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big pig
'i cant breakaway'
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"u still maintain"
"elizabeth th first"
"had direct dealings with th pirates ?"
i do
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they took her to th pirate raft
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"radar love ?"
maybe
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dont steer th boat
it steers itself
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"but there's nothing tied to th tiller"
th wind
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"so th boat finds it';s own way home"
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how would u and i
find another blue planet
"pick a direction and blast off"
wouldnt look at pictures first
star classes or any of that
"nup"
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
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there is so much
discovery coming
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hasnt happened yet and
i'm already spun by it
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the interminable hours
waiting
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i';ve seen it
know which is what
and what is real
but
i have to wait
for it to happen
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it's a lonely view - lyric
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waiting is
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my ancestor
th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
must of felt
much th same
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tori amos
'cornflake girl'
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this is not really happening here - lyric
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hey pope benedict
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th current pope benedict is asking us to
move to faith or
something to that effect
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i know man
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sucks bein a papal prince
my testicles
are givin me th shits tonight
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melody is too fine
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george
'breaking it slowly'
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there is another australian princess nickie
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"shutup shitstirrer"
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just tryin to keep em all *****
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for a cop
you;ve got really nice tits
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never been subjected to
one gravity
day in and
day out
th bitches today
know exactly wot it is
that yr saying to them
and i aint repeating it
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the black eyed peas
'sexy'
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nice tits
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kuta lady would have her hand
down her pants by now
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drip
drip
drip
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makes me wet
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"why does she feel th need to"
"to send those images back thru time"
to hurt me
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"so she's a normal chick then"
oh yeah
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when i found her
she was
on patrol
naked
and alone
in her spaceship
just cruising thru th void
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a huntress
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her craft emits no signals
no radar
in stealth mode
she finds her victims
without looking for them
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"shoot first and"
"examine th wreckage"
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nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
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is it that dangerous out there ?
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some things ya cant tell
from wreckage
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they dont
leave th huilks
layin about
for someone to bump into
just chuck em
into th nearest star
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if yr
ship id
stops working
ya cant get home
cant approach closer than half a light yr
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"there must be"
"public access points"
places in plain sight
u can fly up to
and make enquiries
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"like an information booth"
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more like a service station
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"it's just a point in space"
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wink
'higher state of consciousness'
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a ball of ice
with space ships
parked all over it
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"the pirate raft"
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it's bigger than this thing
"trade goes on"
anybody;s money is good
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brazen bugger
he lifted a pile of their *****
for his own planet
growin continental marijuana
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"just move their beacon"
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katie noonan
'what's going on ?'
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"how long did she chase him for ?"
she didnt catch him
"she spittin chips"
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he vanished so
she knows who he is
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"one of my kin"
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ancient ancestors
arent supposed to help flim flam th law
she callin black names
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uk squeeze
'cool for cats'
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"kadaitcha man invisibility curse works well"
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got me thru th last
drink driving test
where i was over .15
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forgot i was there
took all th kits away
oh we forgot about u
here's yr license back
u can leave
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it's a gift
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cmon lady
half of our psychic powers
were made from
tryin to avoid th pigs
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when i was teachin kuta lady th rudiments
of magic
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why didnt my magic
tell me there's a copcar
on th oehr sid eof th road
"we're driving under th speed limit now"
"dont need to know he's there"
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violent femmes
'american music'
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two minutes earlier
we were doing
three times th posted limit
and smoking a bong
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stop slangin off
at th slack tittied dirt girls
they dont know any better
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they've put silicon boobies back on th market
they can ***** it
"she's gone off"
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ah well
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so flexible
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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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typical
i find a chick
who can go down on herself
and she's a coupel centuries away
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it's midnight
in th outback
and i cant get my *****
out of this kangaroo
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better see if i still have a
outernet connection
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Love ya's
HARD
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...
..
pirate jenny
"black-009"
combined beeing
the land surfer
[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]
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p.s.
nickelback
'leader of men'
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