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"cdnbud" |
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23 Apr 2005 09:11:22 AM |
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Police Handcuffed 5-Year-Old Girl |
Handcuffing a out of control brat??? NO WAY!
I would have done it like this!
Teacher: "hey Jezebel, if you don't calm down, we will have to use Mr.
Zappy!"
Jezebel: " mmfffggg rrrrrgggghhhh fffrrrrruuuukkkkk"
Teacher:" Ok Jezebel, this is your last warning... stop gnawing on my
leg....get down from the
bookshelf....Put Billy's eye back in RIGHT NOW!"
Jezebel: "mmmmmffert blarrrrarf rriiiiggggghhpphh"
Teacher:" Time out, time out, time out........Please stop stabbing me with
those scissors"
Jezebel: "blaaaarrrrf grrrrrrr hissssssss"
Teacher: "Nice Liberal!, nice Liberal....our feelings would be hurt if you
broke any more of those wooden chairs over Suzy's back.......think of the
rain forests!"
Jezebel: "screeeeach Rufff, ruff, fmuuuuuk bluuuuurrrbbbb"
Teacher: " OK, here is Mr. Zappy" (Pulls out TURBO-TECH Advanced Taser
M-18 - 50,000 volts rating)
"brrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaapppppp, brrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzaaaaaaappppppp"
{commercial starts here}
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officers a trip!
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an INSTANT NAPTIME out of any three foot tall terror.
Say goodbye to anger management courses, timeouts and spankings! This new
"hands-off" approach will put the fear of God even into the most atheistic
polluted little mind.
Watch them twitch into submission from the comfort of your chair with the
new wire range of the Model M-18. Is naptime a half hour early today? Order
the 24 pack of refills to ensure that the kids adapt YOUR schedule.
When you order ask about the TURBO-TECH Advanced Taser M-18A Senior model on
sale now. The senior model assures that you will NEVER have to listen to
grandpas old stories again!
{fade to black}
-cdnbud
"Blame it on the Baptists"
By Associated Press
April 23, 2005, 7:09 AM EDT
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- A 5-year-old girl was handcuffed by police after she
tore papers off a bulletin board and punched an assistant principal in
kindergarten class, according to a video released by a lawyer for the
child's mother.
The 30-minute tape shows the child appearing to calm down before three
officers pinned her arms behind her back and put on handcuffs as she
screamed, "No!"
The camera was rolling March 14 as part of a classroom self-improvement
exercise at Fairmount Park Elementary, attorney John Trevena said.
Trevena, who provided the tape to the media this week, said he got it from
police.
"The image itself will be seared into people's minds when you have three
police officers bending a child over a table and forcibly handcuffing her,"
said Trevena, who represents the girl's mother, Inga Akins.
Police spokesman Bill Proffitt said an investigation into the matter would
be complete in about two weeks and the findings would be made public.
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| User: "dwacon" |
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| Title: Re: Police Handcuffed 5-Year-Old Girl |
23 Apr 2005 01:03:46 PM |
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"cdnbud" <cdnbud@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:e59c9$426a577b$97d55528$31400@ALLTEL.NET...
Handcuffing a out of control brat??? NO WAY!
Bring back the old fashioned hickory switch.
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Spiritual Fruits or Religious Nuts?
http://www.cafepress.com/powerpress
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| User: "cdnbud" |
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| Title: Re: Police Handcuffed 5-Year-Old Girl |
25 Apr 2005 10:56:46 AM |
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"dwacon" <aunt.jemima@pancake.mix> wrote in message
news:66wae.15456$Z73.2751@lakeread04...
"cdnbud" <cdnbud@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:e59c9$426a577b$97d55528$31400@ALLTEL.NET...
Handcuffing a out of control brat??? NO WAY!
Bring back the old fashioned hickory switch.
hickory switch.... good idea!
Hmmmm,
.........I wonder if we could attach a couple of batteries to it.....
-cdnbud
"Blame it on the Baptists"
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Spiritual Fruits or Religious Nuts?
http://www.cafepress.com/powerpress
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| User: "Voice of Truth International" |
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| Title: Re: Police Handcuffed 5-Year-Old Girl |
23 Apr 2005 12:17:28 PM |
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Obviously came from a secular household.
No respect for anyone else. The secular way of life.
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| User: "cdnbud" |
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25 Apr 2005 10:53:36 AM |
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"Voice of Truth International" <news@votic.org> wrote in message
news:zLidne3HlL28HvffRVnysg@giganews.com...
Obviously came from a secular household.
No respect for anyone else. The secular way of life.
Dear Mr. Anal,
Tazing unruly children is what America is all about. Every mother
leaving the maternity ward should be given one. It time we take back our
schools and taze those little buggers stupid!
Tazing should be used in every aspect of education.... If they get the
answer wrong...ZAAAAAAPPP! If they complain about school lunches
BRRRRRRRRZZZZZZTTTTT! If they start thinking like a liberal
"BRRRRZZZZAAAPPPPPHHHHH!"
Tazing leaves no marks. "Uh... a mosquito bit him" That's what you could
tell social services... And if the worker don't leave when they should....
well you get the picture.
No more mouthy kids! No more thinking for themselves!.. Bedtime at 5:30
PM! The world would be a better place!
Tazing should be introduced into major league sporting events. Don't
like the call the ump made? "GGGGIIIIIZZZZZZTTTT" Half time singer showing
her floppy boobs? "MMMUUUUFFFFZZZZTTT"
Clean up the airwaves. Clean up the streets! Take back our country!
Yours truly
A compassionate Conservative!
PS: Incase you haven't figured this out yet, its satire!
-cdnbud
"Blame it on the Baptists"
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