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"Richard Frank Dick Foot emaildickatbroomleighdotorgorcomorname " |
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05 Sep 2005 05:06:23 PM |
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Popular Question - masturbation |
The question I am asked most often is, "father, is masturbation allowed?"
Of course, my initial reaction is to remind my inquisitor that I am
Christian Pastor, not a paedophile Mary worshipping Catholic Priest, and
administer a little chastisement.
In the unfortunate and unlikely event that my questioner survives, I refer
him to http://www.hands.free.broomleigh.org/ for some Antimasturbatory Gum.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "• Ninure Saunders" |
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06 Sep 2005 08:33:22 AM |
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A number of articles on this subject, written from a variety if Chritian
perspective can be found by following this link:
http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&domains=jmm.aaa.net.au&q=Masturbation&btnG=Search&sitesearch=jmm.aaa.net.au
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• Ninure Saunders aka Rainbow Christian
Jesus is my Shepherd and He knows I'm Gay
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| User: "bob young" |
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15 Sep 2005 04:36:03 AM |
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"• Ninure Saunders" wrote:
A number of articles on this subject, written from a variety if Chritian
perspective can be found by following this link:
The *sensible* perspective is the *evolutionary* one.
Every living thing is organised to 'enjoy' sex.
To put it very simply [for those who have mental problems],
it ensures the continuance of each of the species.
http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&domains=jmm.aaa.net.au&q=Masturbation&btnG=Search&sitesearch=jmm.aaa.net.au
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Pax Christi,
• Ninure Saunders aka Rainbow Christian
Jesus is my Shepherd and He knows I'm Gay
http://Ninure-Saunders.tk
My Yahoo Group
http://Ninure.tk
Universal Fellowship of Metropolitan Community Churches
http://www.MCCchurch.org
The Bible Site - help provide free scripture
http://www.thebiblesite.org
To send e-mail, remove nohate from address
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<p>"• Ninure Saunders" wrote:
<blockquote TYPE=CITE>A number of articles on this subject, written from
a variety if Chritian
<br>perspective can be found by following this link:</blockquote>
The *sensible* perspective is the *evolutionary* one.
<p>Every living thing is organised to 'enjoy' sex.
<p>To put it very simply [for those who have mental problems],
<br>it ensures the continuance of each of the species.
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<p><a href="http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&domains=jmm.aaa.net.au&q=Masturbation&btnG=Search&sitesearch=jmm.aaa.net.au">http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&domains=jmm.aaa.net.au&q=Masturbation&btnG=Search&sitesearch=jmm.aaa.net.au</a>
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<p>Pax Christi,
<br>• Ninure Saunders aka Rainbow Christian
<p>Jesus is my Shepherd and He knows I'm Gay
<br><a href="http://Ninure-Saunders.tk">http://Ninure-Saunders.tk</a>
<p>My Yahoo Group
<br><a href="http://Ninure.tk">http://Ninure.tk</a>
<p>Universal Fellowship of Metropolitan Community Churches
<br><a href="http://www.MCCchurch.org">http://www.MCCchurch.org</a>
<p>The Bible Site - help provide free scripture
<br><a href="http://www.thebiblesite.org">http://www.thebiblesite.org</a>
<p>To send e-mail, remove nohate from address</blockquote>
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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| Title: Re: Popular Question - masturbation |
15 Sep 2005 11:13:18 AM |
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bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
news:43293FF0.29844D0E@netvigator.com:
To put it very simply [for those who have mental problems],
it ensures the continuance of each of the species.
The only species promoted by masturbation is Atheists.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Happy One" |
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15 Sep 2005 12:16:57 PM |
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emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.
fa says...
bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
news:43293FF0.29844D0E@netvigator.com:
To put it very simply [for those who have mental problems],
it ensures the continuance of each of the species.
The only species promoted by masturbation is Atheists.
I thought it was pseudo-christians pretending to be
from the UK. Seems as thought they engage in mental
masturbation a lot - cleverly, however.
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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15 Sep 2005 03:50:34 PM |
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Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1d93768fba95bdc198a09d@newsgroups.comcast.net:
Seems as thought they engage in mental
masturbation a lot - cleverly, however.
Kind of you to say.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Happy One" |
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15 Sep 2005 09:57:27 PM |
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emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.
fa says...
Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1d93768fba95bdc198a09d@newsgroups.comcast.net:
Seems as thought they engage in mental
masturbation a lot - cleverly, however.
Kind of you to say.
I hope you weren't offended, as you offer a refreshing
break from the typical ranting, seen here.
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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16 Sep 2005 06:06:05 AM |
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Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in news:MPG.1d93fe9d3d23533f98a0a3
@newsgroups.comcast.net:
I hope you weren't offended, as you offer a refreshing
break from the typical ranting, seen here.
Who is Charles Lindsey?
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Bob Garrison" |
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16 Sep 2005 06:11:29 AM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D37B16AB217clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in news:MPG.1d93fe9d3d23533f98a0a3
@newsgroups.comcast.net:
I hope you weren't offended, as you offer a refreshing
break from the typical ranting, seen here.
Who is Charles Lindsey?
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
Hey Dicky, drop the "Rev". Only God is to be revered.
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| User: "Pastor Richard Dick Foot " |
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16 Sep 2005 12:25:15 PM |
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"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote
in news:W4OdnaAt57XLNbfeRVn-iQ@rcn.net:
Who is Charles Lindsey?
Hey Dicky, drop the "Rev".
Only God is to be revered.
Even if He is, a pestering psychopath is not.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Bob Garrison" |
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16 Sep 2005 12:43:35 PM |
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"Pastor Richard ***** Foot " < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D3BB6391937clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote
in news:W4OdnaAt57XLNbfeRVn-iQ@rcn.net:
Who is Charles Lindsey?
Hey Dicky, drop the "Rev".
Only God is to be revered.
Even if He is, a pestering psychopath is not.
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You are not very bright, are you Dicky?
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| User: "Pastor Richard Dick Foot " |
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16 Sep 2005 02:13:08 PM |
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"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote
in news:cPednblupfSmmbbeRVn-hQ@rcn.net:
You are not very bright, are you Dicky?
Thick as two short planks.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Bob Garrison" |
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16 Sep 2005 02:54:27 PM |
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"Pastor Richard ***** Foot " < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D3CDADEB41Bclickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote
in news:cPednblupfSmmbbeRVn-hQ@rcn.net:
You are not very bright, are you Dicky?
Thick as two short planks.
And as dumb as a box of rocks?
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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16 Sep 2005 04:29:28 PM |
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"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote in news:YZ-dnaY-CNl1v7beRVn-
pA@rcn.net:
You are not very bright, are you Dicky?
Thick as two short planks.
And as dumb as a box of rocks?
Not in Geography. At school, the box of rocks got better scores than me in
every subject, apart from Geography.
I came a close second in woodwork, as I invented the toilet seat.
Unfortunately, the box of rocks got top marks, for putting a hole in it.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Bob Garrison" |
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16 Sep 2005 05:13:34 PM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D3E4CB7E631clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote in news:YZ-dnaY-CNl1v7beRVn-
pA@rcn.net:
You are not very bright, are you Dicky?
Thick as two short planks.
And as dumb as a box of rocks?
Not in Geography. At school, the box of rocks got better scores than me
in
every subject, apart from Geography.
I came a close second in woodwork, as I invented the toilet seat.
Unfortunately, the box of rocks got top marks, for putting a hole in it.
lol
Now ditch the "Rev".
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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16 Sep 2005 05:51:25 PM |
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"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:w--dnRdOtaIf3rbenZ2dnUVZ_sydnZ2d@rcn.net:
lol
Could have fooled me.
Now ditch the "Rev".
Wouldn't that risk me being mistaken for a well known psychopathic
homosexual every time I preach the word of God in Tunbridge Wells?
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Bob Garrison" |
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16 Sep 2005 06:15:35 PM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D3F2B0CFDA0clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:w--dnRdOtaIf3rbenZ2dnUVZ_sydnZ2d@rcn.net:
lol
Could have fooled me.
Now ditch the "Rev".
Wouldn't that risk me being mistaken for a well known psychopathic
homosexual every time I preach the word of God in Tunbridge Wells?
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If the show fits...
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16 Sep 2005 01:02:42 PM |
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Can you believe that the sin of Onan - where Onan, who, according to law,
went in unto his dead brother's child-less surviving widow (in order to give
her a child like unto her dead husband, and from his genetic line). However,
Onan, purposely withdrew while in the act, in order that she would not
conceive.
Can you believe people quote his condemnation heaped on him for this
crime, as a proof of God's disapproval of birth control???
No perception, nor concern, for the crime against a poor grieving and
victimized widow, who apparently was being robbed and used, perhaps with an
eye to future visits! By this cad, the surviving brother. The sin of Onan
had nothing to do with birth control (or the other topic, for that matter).
Birth control, is surely a much more humane means of choice, than the
barbaric practice of abortions.. But how satan loves to muddy the water, and
keep things on the edge of turmoil and division.. and violence, even war,
whenever possible.
In final days.. will there be outbreaks and wars between liberals and
conservatives? between believers and atheists? between denominations and
doctrines? Will our children or grandchildren fight each other in the
streets because of the seeds of the persistance in arguing which goes on in
the 'body'? [Such comments have the effect of making me very popular with
all sides to issues. Not!] God bless..
"Pastor Richard ***** Foot " < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D3BB6391937clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote
in news:W4OdnaAt57XLNbfeRVn-iQ@rcn.net:
Who is Charles Lindsey?
Hey Dicky, drop the "Rev".
Only God is to be revered.
Even if He is, a pestering psychopath is not.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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16 Sep 2005 06:22:42 AM |
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"Bob Garrison" <bobnsg63@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
.info.fa > wrote in message
news:Xns96D37B16AB217clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in news:MPG.1d93fe9d3d23533f98a0a3
@newsgroups.comcast.net:
I hope you weren't offended, as you offer a refreshing
break from the typical ranting, seen here.
Who is Charles Lindsey?
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
Hey Dicky, drop the "Rev". Only God is to be revered.
God "a invisible being that you can't see or prove or disprove that exists"
Man I give credit to the conmen who think up god myths.
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16 Sep 2005 12:53:03 AM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
Happy One <happy207@aol.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1d93768fba95bdc198a09d@newsgroups.comcast.net:
Seems as thought they engage in mental
masturbation a lot - cleverly, however.
Kind of you to say.
"HEY Rev. you'll be telling us next those friars that lived
a lifetime in seclusion in their monasteries never
masturbated."
It becomes patently more obvious as religionists struggle to
find justification for their primitive myths how they turn
to oblique and irrelevant examples of human lifestyle to try
to prove their imaginary god exists.
Today 'masturbation, tomrrow homosexuality, that effects
less than four percent of the population.
Of course there's always the good old
standby.... 'sin'
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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16 Sep 2005 07:49:00 AM |
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bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
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"HEY Rev. you'll be telling us next those
friars that lived a lifetime in seclusion
in their monasteries never masturbated."
HEY Bob, why don't you check out the Christian response to Catholicism, its
monasteries over loaded with Mary worshipping Alter boy fondling paedophile
priests?
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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16 Sep 2005 11:34:01 PM |
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"Pastor Richard ***** Foot " wrote:
bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
news:432A5D07.42AD202F@netvigator.com:
"HEY Rev. you'll be telling us next those
friars that lived a lifetime in seclusion
in their monasteries never masturbated."
HEY Bob, why don't you check out the Christian response to Catholicism, its
monasteries over loaded with Mary worshipping Alter boy fondling paedophile
priests?
HOLY Water !!!!
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zûrich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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<blockquote TYPE=CITE>bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
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<p>> "HEY Rev. you'll be telling us next those
<br>> friars that lived a lifetime in seclusion
<br>> in their monasteries never masturbated."
<p>HEY Bob, why don't you check out the Christian response to Catholicism,
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16 Sep 2005 12:47:02 AM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in
news:43293FF0.29844D0E@netvigator.com:
To put it very simply [for those who have mental problems],
it ensures the continuance of each of the species.
The only species promoted by masturbation is Atheists.
How cute
and as you well know,
How wrong
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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05 Sep 2005 11:13:04 PM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
The question I am asked most often is, "father, is masturbation allowed?"
Allowed by whom? I don't think Yahweh is allowed a say, given his
bizarre proclivities.
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot emaildickatbroomleighdotorgorcomorname " |
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05 Sep 2005 11:44:37 PM |
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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" <santolina@juno.com> wrote in
news:1125979984.566624.116730@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
The question I am asked most often is,
"father, is masturbation allowed?"
Allowed by whom? I don't think Yahweh
is allowed a say, given his bizarre proclivities.
Allowed by the dear Lord Jesus, who is allowed to say, because He is God.
Praise God.
Praise the sweet name of Jesus.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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05 Sep 2005 11:44:49 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Santolina chamaecyparissus
(santolina@juno.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
The question I am asked most often is, "father, is masturbation
allowed?"
Allowed by whom? I don't think Yahweh is allowed a say, given his
bizarre proclivities.
Or the inconvenience of non-existence...
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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05 Sep 2005 11:36:57 PM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
The question I am asked most often is, "father, is masturbation allowed?"
Allowed by whom? I don't think Yahweh is allowed a say, given his
bizarre proclivities.
===>Some ancient creation stories say God had masturbated
the whole UNIVERSE into existence!
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot emaildickatbroomleighdotorgorcomorname " |
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| Title: Re: Popular Question - masturbation |
06 Sep 2005 12:07:31 AM |
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Libertarius <Libertarius@Nothing_But_The.Truth> wrote in
news:431D1CE8.79895902@Nothing_But_The.Truth:
===>Some ancient creation stories say God had
masturbated the whole UNIVERSE into existence!
The Milky Way.
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Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: Popular Question - masturbation |
06 Sep 2005 07:11:15 AM |
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On 06 Sep 2005 05:07:31 GMT, Richard Frank ***** Foot
< emaildickatbroomleighdotorgorcomorname > wrote:
Libertarius <Libertarius@Nothing_But_The.Truth> wrote in
news:431D1CE8.79895902@Nothing_But_The.Truth:
===>Some ancient creation stories say God had
masturbated the whole UNIVERSE into existence!
The Milky Way.
No, the Mars bar
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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| Title: Re: Popular Question - masturbation |
06 Sep 2005 10:46:08 AM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
Libertarius <Libertarius@Nothing_But_The.Truth> wrote in
news:431D1CE8.79895902@Nothing_But_The.Truth:
===>Some ancient creation stories say God had
masturbated the whole UNIVERSE into existence!
The Milky Way.
===> ;-)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Popular Question - masturbation |
05 Sep 2005 11:50:54 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Libertarius
(Libertarius@Nothing_But_The.Truth) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Santolina chamaecyparissus wrote:
Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
The question I am asked most often is, "father, is masturbation
allowed?"
Allowed by whom? I don't think Yahweh is allowed a say, given his
bizarre proclivities.
===>Some ancient creation stories say God had masturbated
the whole UNIVERSE into existence!
Well, the Christians *are* against man becoming too much like "god".
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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