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Topic: Religions > Bible
User: "Michael Christ"
Date: 08 Dec 2007 01:30:27 AM
Object: Q: What did the policeman say...
....to the thief with 3 eyes?
A: I, I, I, what's this then?
:-).
Michael Christ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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User: "JayJBee"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 08 Dec 2007 04:04:30 PM
Michael Christ wrote:

...to the thief with 3 eyes?

A: I, I, I, what's this then?


:-).

The two burglary suspects killed by Pasadena homeowner Joe Horn were
shot in the back after they ventured into his front yard, police
disclosed Friday.


Michael Christ

JayJBee
"Leo Cyfer"


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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User: "Michael Christ"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 08 Dec 2007 04:27:49 PM
JayJBee wrote:

The two burglary suspects killed by Pasadena homeowner Joe Horn were shot
in the back after they ventured into his front yard, police disclosed
Friday.

Well, what can one say.
Michael Christ
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.
User: "JayJBee"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 08 Dec 2007 05:36:56 PM
Michael Christ wrote:

JayJBee wrote:

The two burglary suspects killed by Pasadena homeowner Joe Horn were shot
in the back after they ventured into his front yard, police disclosed
Friday.


Well, what can one say.

All but lies
JayJBee
"Truth heals even you"


Michael Christ


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User: "Qadosh Stephanos"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 10 Dec 2007 06:47:47 PM
On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 09:27:49 +1100, "Michael Christ"
<christianlife@westnet.com.au> wrote:

Well, what can one say.


Michael Christ

Probably nothing.
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User: "Qadosh Stephanos"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 08 Dec 2007 07:26:35 AM
On Sat, 8 Dec 2007 18:30:27 +1100, "Michael Christ"
<christianlife@westnet.com.au> wrote:

...to the thief with 3 eyes?

A: I, I, I, what's this then?


:-).


Michael Christ

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

....and the Lord spoke to me.
He said, 'Leave the newsgroups.'
Michael Christ (Aug 16 2006)
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User: "Michael Christ"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 08 Dec 2007 03:15:21 PM
QS wrote:

...and the Lord spoke to me.

He said, 'Leave the newsgroups.'

Michael Christ (Aug 16 2006)

Thanks for the welcome back, QS.
Michael Christ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.
User: "Qadosh Stephanos"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 09 Dec 2007 11:28:33 AM
On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 08:15:21 +1100, "Michael Christ"
<christianlife@westnet.com.au> wrote:

QS wrote:

...and the Lord spoke to me.

He said, 'Leave the newsgroups.'

Michael Christ (Aug 16 2006)


Thanks for the welcome back, QS.



Michael Christ

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maybe you can tell the people where you been this last year?
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User: "Michael Christ"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 09 Dec 2007 03:50:10 PM
QS wrote:

Maybe you can tell the people where you been this last year?

Nursing and waiting on the Lord to begin my ministry as usual. He told me
to wait on Him and to be still and rest in Him. That is what I have been
doing for 20 years. Oh and one other thing, He told me that 'everything is
nothing'. Its taken me that long to understand, yet I still haven't come to
the reality of it.
He'll do it in the end.
I am renovating a house, which is no mean feat. Much more to it than I
anticipated. Every day there are problems to overcome.
I'm extra excited also at the moment because on Sunday I found out there is
a chance I could go to Africa for a month early next year with a ministry
team. Of course they are not what my heart tells me Christianity is - the
righteousness of God and perfected in love - but the Lord has called them to
be and hope is a wonderful thing.
Michael Christ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.
User: "JayJBee"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 10 Dec 2007 09:57:30 AM
Michael Christ wrote:

QS wrote:

Maybe you can tell the people where you been this last year?


Nursing and waiting on the Lord to begin my ministry as usual. He told me
to wait on Him and to be still and rest in Him. That is what I have been
doing for 20 years. Oh and one other thing, He told me that 'everything is
nothing'. Its taken me that long to understand, yet I still haven't come to
the reality of it.

He'll do it in the end.

I am renovating a house, which is no mean feat. Much more to it than I
anticipated. Every day there are problems to overcome.

I'm extra excited also at the moment because on Sunday I found out there is
a chance I could go to Africa for a month early next year with a ministry
team. Of course they are not what my heart tells me Christianity is - the
righteousness of God and perfected in love - but the Lord has called them to
be and hope is a wonderful thing.

And the torment of my people goes on...
JayJBee
"Can't you devils stay at your holy grounds?"


Michael Christ

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~









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User: "Qadosh Stephanos"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 10 Dec 2007 06:44:43 PM
On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:50:10 +1100, "Michael Christ"
<christianlife@westnet.com.au> wrote:

QS wrote:

Maybe you can tell the people where you been this last year?


Nursing and waiting on the Lord to begin my ministry as usual. He told me
to wait on Him and to be still and rest in Him. That is what I have been
doing for 20 years. Oh and one other thing, He told me that 'everything is
nothing'. Its taken me that long to understand, yet I still haven't come to
the reality of it.

He'll do it in the end.

I am renovating a house, which is no mean feat. Much more to it than I
anticipated. Every day there are problems to overcome.

I'm extra excited also at the moment because on Sunday I found out there is
a chance I could go to Africa for a month early next year with a ministry
team. Of course they are not what my heart tells me Christianity is - the
righteousness of God and perfected in love - but the Lord has called them to
be and hope is a wonderful thing.


Michael Christ

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maybe stop thinking that everything that comes to your mind is of God.
I'll be honest with you, I like fixing/constructing/renovating houses.
God sends us to places to learn, not for His own but for our own sake.
I know what you are looking for in here. I was not raised in religion.
I'm the only member in my family that knows God. I only read one book.
He does not like a book, but He allows it to be published for himself.
I was on knees, never before was I there as that. I was like children.
I told God, I am not into spiritual stuff. I didn't know any religion.
I ran away from Christianity. Then He showed me a reason for Religion.
.
User: "Michael Christ"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 11 Dec 2007 04:45:13 AM
QS wrote:

Maybe stop thinking that everything that comes to your mind is of God.

I'll be honest with you, I like fixing/constructing/renovating houses.

Challenging but rewarding when things go together.
QS wrote:

God sends us to places to learn, not for His own but for our own sake.

I would say for both reasons. After all, He is also seeking the
satisfaction of seeing His children prosper. Selfishness is not wrong when
it is unselfish. :o).
QS wrote:

I know what you are looking for in here. I was not raised in religion.
I'm the only member in my family that knows God. I only read one book.

Me too. My family and me are divorced.
QS wrote:

He does not like a book, but He allows it to be published for himself.
I was on knees, never before was I there as that. I was like children.
I told God, I am not into spiritual stuff. I didn't know any religion.
I ran away from Christianity. Then He showed me a reason for Religion.

Though hard to comprehend lots of times, I would say it is true that
everything
is of a necessity. If it wasn't then was never created.
Michael Christ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Sons are born of Me
They are My Spirit.
In them is no darkness at all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.
User: "Qadosh Stephanos"

Title: Re: Q: What did the policeman say... 15 Dec 2007 09:23:10 AM
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:45:13 +1100, "Michael Christ"
<christianlife@westnet.com.au> wrote:

I'm the only member in my family that knows God. I only read one book.


Me too. My family and me are divorced.

You know what is of mind and heart. It is a catastrophic.
Paul has destroyed too many people in his Satan kingdoms.
Matthew 4:8-10 (ASV)
Again, the devil taketh him unto an exceeding high mountain, and
showeth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; and
he said unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall
down and worship me. Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan:
for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only
shalt thou serve.
Gee... why are all the kingdoms of the world under Satan's control?
I guess if I am preterist, I would be deluded about Paul's reality.
The disappointment is when God tells people about the 13th Apostle.
The problems about Christianity is not about who is right or wrong.
A problem is character assignation. Paul destroyed the word of God.
Remember the mass peoples, do not be them. Follow only the Messiah.
Do not show Paul, but rather show Paul in the words of the Messiah.
They do not add up. They don't make any sense. The Twelve Apostles.
Paul and Barnabas are 13th/14th Apostles. Not of the chosen twelve.
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