Religions > Bible > Re: 1914,1925,1975,2000.. Aren't the Jehovah's Witnesses OVERDUE?
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"Nori Otaku" |
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28 Aug 2003 01:59:26 AM |
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Re: 1914,1925,1975,2000.. Aren't the Jehovah's Witnesses OVERDUE? |
Prominent Bethelite wrote on Wed, 20 Aug 2003 21:38:28 +0200:
bethe57@cs.com (Bethe57) wrote:
From: JW LIAR Nori Otaku
Date: 8/20/03 8:43 AM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id: <pan.2003.08.20.10.43.22.677310.237
Do your research before you post stupidity. JW's believe that most of
them *aren't* going to heaven.
Ok.......thought they believed in eternal life.............so where does a
Jehovah's Witness go when they die or do they die?
Bethe Blasienz
Bryan, Texas
Bethe, this Nori Otaku is obviously one of Jehovah's
Witnesses despite his strident denials - in another post I have exposed
this.
Ah, yes. "exposed" indeed. Whatever.
The JW liar "Nori Otaku" is actually correct here.
Does anyone else see the humor in that statement?
The JWs do not teach that most of them will go to heaven (which is why all
but 0.13% of JWs actively deny Christ at their communion, which of course
they have renamed (memorial)).
Here is what awaits us all:
6,100,000,000 people (NON-JWs) S L A U G H T E R by Christ (cruel too)
7,000,000 people (JWs+minor kids) Life for 1 Kyr on earth,then a test
8,000 people ("First Class" JWs - the "anointed remnant") Heaven.
Close. You have to count all the people who have died since JWs began.
See, none of them will make it either, according to doctrine. And the
last number is 144,000 (I won't get started on the numerological
implications -- which are amusing since JW's see numerology as demonic!),
but supposedly counts all "true" christians who died up until 1914 (or is
it 1919? I can never keep those straight).
Kooks!!
Sorry, you are part of the 6.1 billion, Bethe. You are going to die in
great pain and agony while the JWs watch from the hills, singing in joy.
Explore the links in my sig - you'll find where they say this explicitly.
Life for 1000 yrs in a JW-only earth sounds like Hell to me, by the way. ;)
And last, the 8000 (number keeps changing - should have died out to 0 by
now, but the Watchtower had "new light" to explain away the numbers rising
- old dead anointeds were becoming bad, freeing up space for live ones ;))
Actually, the official explanation had to do with reported numbers from
the Soviet Union and other places where JW's religion was banned until
recently.
These 8000 will join about 136000 dead anointed to make exactly 144,000 -
BECAUSE THAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER THAT CAN BE ACCOMMODATED IN THE
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS (i.e., Raving Lunatic) HEAVEN.
Well, maximum number of JW's anyhow. The old Baptist joke could work
here, I'll adapt it.
A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is giving him a tour, when
they come upon a huge wall of clouds. "Peter, what's behind that
wall?", the man asks. "Quiet down!", urges Peter, "that's the JW
section, and they think they're the only ones up here."
Imagine teaching that HEAVEN HAS A MAXIMUM CAPACITY!!! Prize kooks!!!!!!!!
(The JWs misuse scripture to "prove" this, skipping insanely from one verse
to another in the Bible, sometimes even mid-verse! They fail to admit the
Bible says that the 144,000 to which the JWs pay lip-service must all be:
Adult
Male
Circumcised
Jewish
AND
Virgins
And how, exactly, can you prove that a man is a virgin? Really, I'd like
to know.
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| User: "Wayward Wind" |
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| Title: Re: 1914,1925,1975,2000.. Aren't the Jehovah's Witnesses OVERDUE? |
29 Aug 2003 04:44:39 AM |
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"Nori Otaku" <nori_otaku@yahoo.spam> wrote in message > > Adult
Male
Circumcised
Jewish
AND
Virgins
And how, exactly, can you prove that a man is a virgin? Really, I'd like
to know.
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Someone has to take their word for it. Of course they can lie. Don't you
love it where the bible says these virgin men were UNDEFILED by women? How
does a woman defile a man????? Must have been written by a gay
misogynist....
--
Lobba Leana.....
The JWs say HELL don't exist? See Rev20:10
And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire
and brimstone, where the beast and false prophet (the WTs GB) are also: and
they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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| Title: Re: 1914,1925,1975,2000.. Aren't the Jehovah's Witnesses(CHRISTIANS)OVERDUE? |
28 Aug 2003 11:01:04 AM |
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===>ALL Christians are "overdue" -- by nearly 2000 years!
The 2 Peter gimmick (1 "God-day" = 1000 Earth day)
notwithstanding.
Libertarius
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Nori Otaku wrote:
Prominent Bethelite wrote on Wed, 20 Aug 2003 21:38:28 +0200:
bethe57@cs.com (Bethe57) wrote:
From: JW LIAR Nori Otaku
Date: 8/20/03 8:43 AM Pacific Daylight Time
Message-id: <pan.2003.08.20.10.43.22.677310.237
Do your research before you post stupidity. JW's believe that most of
them *aren't* going to heaven.
Ok.......thought they believed in eternal life.............so where does a
Jehovah's Witness go when they die or do they die?
Bethe Blasienz
Bryan, Texas
Bethe, this Nori Otaku is obviously one of Jehovah's
Witnesses despite his strident denials - in another post I have exposed
this.
Ah, yes. "exposed" indeed. Whatever.
The JW liar "Nori Otaku" is actually correct here.
Does anyone else see the humor in that statement?
The JWs do not teach that most of them will go to heaven (which is why all
but 0.13% of JWs actively deny Christ at their communion, which of course
they have renamed (memorial)).
Here is what awaits us all:
6,100,000,000 people (NON-JWs) S L A U G H T E R by Christ (cruel too)
7,000,000 people (JWs+minor kids) Life for 1 Kyr on earth,then a test
8,000 people ("First Class" JWs - the "anointed remnant") Heaven.
Close. You have to count all the people who have died since JWs began.
See, none of them will make it either, according to doctrine. And the
last number is 144,000 (I won't get started on the numerological
implications -- which are amusing since JW's see numerology as demonic!),
but supposedly counts all "true" christians who died up until 1914 (or is
it 1919? I can never keep those straight).
Kooks!!
Sorry, you are part of the 6.1 billion, Bethe. You are going to die in
great pain and agony while the JWs watch from the hills, singing in joy.
Explore the links in my sig - you'll find where they say this explicitly.
Life for 1000 yrs in a JW-only earth sounds like Hell to me, by the way. ;)
And last, the 8000 (number keeps changing - should have died out to 0 by
now, but the Watchtower had "new light" to explain away the numbers rising
- old dead anointeds were becoming bad, freeing up space for live ones ;))
Actually, the official explanation had to do with reported numbers from
the Soviet Union and other places where JW's religion was banned until
recently.
These 8000 will join about 136000 dead anointed to make exactly 144,000 -
BECAUSE THAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER THAT CAN BE ACCOMMODATED IN THE
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS (i.e., Raving Lunatic) HEAVEN.
Well, maximum number of JW's anyhow. The old Baptist joke could work
here, I'll adapt it.
A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is giving him a tour, when
they come upon a huge wall of clouds. "Peter, what's behind that
wall?", the man asks. "Quiet down!", urges Peter, "that's the JW
section, and they think they're the only ones up here."
Imagine teaching that HEAVEN HAS A MAXIMUM CAPACITY!!! Prize kooks!!!!!!!!
(The JWs misuse scripture to "prove" this, skipping insanely from one verse
to another in the Bible, sometimes even mid-verse! They fail to admit the
Bible says that the 144,000 to which the JWs pay lip-service must all be:
Adult
Male
Circumcised
Jewish
AND
Virgins
And how, exactly, can you prove that a man is a virgin? Really, I'd like
to know.
--
NoriOtaku :: Change 'spam' to 'com' to send mail
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