On 22 Jun 2003 06:04:57 -0500, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 02:52:23 GMT, Magus 600 a.d.
< > wrote:
If Jesus loved me half as much as I love Jesus, then he'd love me
twice as much as I love him. How much total love is there?
There are two answers--which did you pick? ; )
So, what you are asking is.............
If a 2000 year old corpse loved me half as much as
I love a 2000 year old corpse, then he'd love me twice as much
as I love him. How much total love is there?
I'd say there's at least enough to qualify you as a necrophile
I don't think there'd be much of his corpse left 2000 years later,
even if he didn't literally resurrect. o_O
Nonetheless, this reminds me of a conversation a friend of mine had:
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jEzUs_fReAk: Why don't you like Jesus Christ?
jEzUs_fReAk: Why wont you accept him into your heart?
takuma_zenshuuin: It's not that I don't like the guy, it's just that
my heart is very fragile.
jEzUs_fReAk: I'm so sorry.
takuma_zenshuuin: I know. So think how hard it would be for my heart
to pump blood when there's a skeleton of a 2000-year-old dead jew in
there.
takuma_zenshuuin: ...Hello?
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-Magus_600ad
``Neuga, Zeina, Zeiber, Zom... Now the chosen time has
come...''
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