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11 Feb 2004 01:49:09 PM |
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Re: Age of Aquarius |
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
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11 Feb 2004 02:24:56 PM |
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In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Feb 2004 03:15:54 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
So's Unix...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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11 Feb 2004 03:52:18 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.11.21.15.54.72584@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
So's Unix...
No, those a daemons.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Feb 2004 04:49:25 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 11 Feb 2004 21:52:18 +0000 didst ellis speak thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.11.21.15.54.72584@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
So's Unix...
No, those a daemons.
Dunno, I've seen a few that are real hard to kill...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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11 Feb 2004 05:45:17 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.11.22.49.25.120652@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Dunno, I've seen a few that are real hard to kill...
The Big Red Switch will almost always do the job.
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11 Feb 2004 02:45:23 PM |
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In article <scwWb.2853$_4.74@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells
and windchimes are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Well, if georgann says it's so, then there is a very high chance
that it is not. :)
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http://edmobookclub.com/am/B00015YS7A
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| User: "Starshine Moonbeam" |
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11 Feb 2004 02:53:51 PM |
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In article <scwWb.2853$_4.74@www.newsranger.com>,
"Robibnikoff"(nospam@newsranger.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
I have all 4. I'm going to hell in a handbasket, but it'll smell better
once I get there.
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mhm 31x9
Smeeter #28, 29, or 30
WSD #30
Skep-ti-cult ID# 365-12149-907
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Division of Incendiary Devices)
StArSHiNe_MoOnbEAm aT HoTMaIL DoT cOM
http://www.geocities.com/tobydog9
"Technology is getting better and that's fine but most of the time,
all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
"You can run but you'll just die tired and buttered."
-- Ryannosaurus
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11 Feb 2004 05:03:43 PM |
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Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and
windchimes are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
"Starshine Moonbeam" wrote:
I have all 4. I'm going to hell in a handbasket, but it'll smell better once I
get there.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
With a handle like Starshine Moonbeam I'd be disillusioned if you didn't
"have all 4".
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(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
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11 Feb 2004 03:51:47 PM |
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In article <MPG.1a94525c1667083398ad61@news.alt.net>,
Starshine Moonbeam <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
I have all 4. I'm going to hell in a handbasket, but it'll smell
better once I get there.
If georgann is an example of the kind of people heaven has,
I'll take hell.
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| User: "Starshine Moonbeam" |
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12 Feb 2004 04:29:49 PM |
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In article <1076536306.702135@localhost.localdomain>,
"ellis@no.spam"(ellis@no.spam) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
In article <MPG.1a94525c1667083398ad61@news.alt.net>,
Starshine Moonbeam <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
I have all 4. I'm going to hell in a handbasket, but it'll smell
better once I get there.
If georgann is an example of the kind of people heaven has,
I'll take hell.
The good news is, if she has an attitude like that, she won't be there
long.
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mhm 31x9
Smeeter #28, 29, or 30
WSD #30
Skep-ti-cult ID# 365-12149-907
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Division of Incendiary Devices)
StArSHiNe_MoOnbEAm aT HoTMaIL DoT cOM
http://www.geocities.com/tobydog9
"Technology is getting better and that's fine but most of the time,
all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile."
-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
"You can run but you'll just die tired and buttered."
-- Ryannosaurus
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| User: "Charlotte L. Blackmer" |
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14 Feb 2004 01:44:20 PM |
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In article <MPG.1a94525c1667083398ad61@news.alt.net>,
Starshine Moonbeam <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
In article <scwWb.2853$_4.74@www.newsranger.com>,
"Robibnikoff"(nospam@newsranger.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Kooksign!
I have all 4. I'm going to hell in a handbasket, but it'll smell better
once I get there.
Heh. I get two of them if I go to 11 am church on a high holy day.
They don't use the incense for regular Sunday services.
Charlotte
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14 Feb 2004 02:05:33 PM |
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In article <c0ltqk$44k$1@blue.rahul.net>,
Charlotte L. Blackmer <clb@rahul.net> wrote:
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Kooksign!
Like we needed more from georgann?
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| User: "Charlotte L. Blackmer" |
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15 Feb 2004 09:42:04 AM |
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In article <1076789132.769141@localhost.localdomain>, <ellis@no.spam> wrote:
In article <c0ltqk$44k$1@blue.rahul.net>,
Charlotte L. Blackmer <clb@rahul.net> wrote:
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Kooksign!
Like we needed more from georgann?
You have a point. But it's gen-yoo-winely kooky.
Even when I was a Teenage Fundy I didn't hear such nonsense. The church
didn't have such things around, being no-frills Calvinists, but I would
bet money that a number of the members had scented candles and windchimes
at home. Incense was considered a bit outre (this was at the end of
the Just Say Yo era in California) but I'm also sure that a
number of the ladies had "air freshener" around.
The "demon attractor" seems to be between Georgann's ears.
Charlotte
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14 Feb 2004 09:06:54 PM |
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On Sat, 14 Feb 2004 19:44:20 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
They don't use the incense for regular Sunday services.
Well, they ought to be told that they're breaking Canon Law. High Mass
ought to be celebrated in parish churches on all Sundays and First
Class Holy Days, and without incense it isn't a High Mass.
You'll be telling me next that the priest celebrates mass without a
deacon and subdeacon in attendance. Heresy!
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PJR :-)
(Remove NOSPAM to reply)
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11 Feb 2004 11:04:21 PM |
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On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
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Aktohdi
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11 Feb 2004 11:04:22 PM |
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In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>,
Bob Officer <Ihateswen@no-domain.no.mail@no-net> wrote:
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well.
I don't think she reads it at all.
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| User: "Bob Officer" |
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12 Feb 2004 02:08:19 AM |
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On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 21:04:22 -0800, in alt.astrology, ()
wrote:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>,
Bob Officer <Ihateswen@no-domain.no.mail@no-net> wrote:
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well.
I don't think she reads it at all.
You may have hit the nail on the head.
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Aktohdi
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12 Feb 2004 09:03:13 AM |
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In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Feb 2004 01:14:07 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 15:03:13 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Of course he prefers burning meat.
Whaddya think this "hell" thing is about?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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12 Feb 2004 01:15:51 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.14.07.181335@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Of course he prefers burning meat.
There is all that burnt offering *****. You must be
right.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Feb 2004 01:28:06 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 19:15:51 +0000 didst ellis speak thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.14.07.181335@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Of course he prefers burning meat.
There is all that burnt offering *****. You must be
right.
IIRC, the whole Cain and Abel dust up was because Cain failed to burn meat...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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12 Feb 2004 02:38:48 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.28.06.23514@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
IIRC, the whole Cain and Abel dust up was because Cain failed to burn meat...
4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper
of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Yep, that god definately prefers meat.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Feb 2004 04:41:07 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 20:38:48 +0000 didst ellis speak thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.28.06.23514@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
IIRC, the whole Cain and Abel dust up was because Cain failed to burn meat...
4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper
of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Yep, that god definately prefers meat.
"Beef, it's what's for the deity."
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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12 Feb 2004 05:26:26 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 20:38:48 -0000, in alt.astrology, ()
wrote:
In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.28.06.23514@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
IIRC, the whole Cain and Abel dust up was because Cain failed to burn meat...
4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper
of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Yep, that god definately prefers meat.
Even more so God doesn't like Vegetarians, or vegans. He is more a meat and
meat sort of guy... and Doesn't drink milk.
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Aktohdi
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12 Feb 2004 02:20:07 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.14.07.181335@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 15:03:13 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Of course he prefers burning meat.
Does it have to be beef or will fish and/or chicken do? (BTW, made a lovely
shrimp etoufee last week - Yum!)
Whaddya think this "hell" thing is about?
A way for christian leaders to keep the unwashed masses under their control?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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12 Feb 2004 04:40:52 PM |
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And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 20:20:07 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.14.07.181335@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 15:03:13 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Of course he prefers burning meat.
Does it have to be beef or will fish and/or chicken do? (BTW, made a lovely
shrimp etoufee last week - Yum!)
Whaddya think this "hell" thing is about?
A way for christian leaders to keep the unwashed masses under their control?
Or a holy barbecue?
(Batman!)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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12 Feb 2004 05:37:12 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.12.22.40.51.888872@hoo.com-amikchi>,
Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Or a holy barbecue?
With Popsicles for dessert?
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| User: "Bob Officer" |
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12 Feb 2004 05:27:55 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 20:20:07 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2004.02.12.19.14.07.181335@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
And so upon Thu, 12 Feb 2004 15:03:13 +0000 didst Robibnikoff speak
thusly:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Of course he prefers burning meat.
Does it have to be beef or will fish and/or chicken do? (BTW, made a lovely
shrimp etoufee last week - Yum!)
Shrimp are unclean.... no scales.
Whaddya think this "hell" thing is about?
A way for christian leaders to keep the unwashed masses under their control?
just like the concept of divine right of kings.
--
Aktohdi
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12 Feb 2004 09:03:22 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Feb 2004, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <l82m20d508qdcu9ic4pbfmfn5speraabvo@4ax.com>, Bob Officer says...
On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 20:24:56 GMT, in alt.astrology, Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <1076528948.229745@localhost.localdomain>, says...
In article <hlqWb.2757$_4.254@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Perhaps my scented candles and bells are keeping him away ;)
Perhaps this god is waiting for some entrails before it shows up?
Well, according to our georgann, scented candles, incense, bells and windchimes
are bonafide "demon attractors". I kid you not ;)
Then she doesn't read her Bible very well. God (IRC according to david)
likes the smell of burnt offerings.
Hmmm, I wonder why then Jesus didn't show up in my kitchen last Sunday when I
burnt my husband's grilled cheese sandwich. How odd.
Or just he just prefer meat?
Nope.
Tried that (inadvertently) yesterday. No Jesus.
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Eternal Lands: www.eternal-lands.com
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12 Feb 2004 12:06:32 PM |
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In article <Pine.LNX.4.50.0402121602520.30708-100000@tc5.theochem.kun.nl>,
G <G@aa.false.address> wrote:
Or just he just prefer meat?
Nope.
Tried that (inadvertently) yesterday. No Jesus.
Try it on a Friday.
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