(Hey, this is a free and unmoderated newsgroup -yeah, hihi. Everybody
can crosspost as much as he likes. That has come along with that new
definition of Christianity... Yes, all standards have been changed! Have you
not heard that? Just have a look here:

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** Where Jesus is Lord ... **
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Or, I can repeat this here, too, I mean, it is really important, because who
would like to be called a cult leader and who would be called a "666"? Nose
is all now, you have it, haven't you? And if you do not have it, steal one,
or take something that looks like it... Morals? No, They have been buried,
together with that person they used to call God... What was that name...
I have forfotten... Hey, a great nose that you have there, still in the middle
of your face... But that spot under it reminds me of a noodle... Okay, no matter
if you carry noodles around in your face, noodles want to be somewhere, too,
and they have to be freed, first the puddings, then the Christians, and
now the noodles... But now I have left you waiting far too long... Here we
go-o-o:)

Hi everybody,

after some severe fights with Bulldozers and dirty lies against some
Brothers and Sisters whose reputation could be destroyed completely
by maintaining they were cult leaders, the definition of Christians has
been defined anew:

"All are Christians now who have a nose or something
that looks like it."

We thank this new definition to Mark Tindall and his Rowland Croucher
Cult who have reached a valuable success against people who used to
believe in Jesus as their God and the Bible as being God's Holy
Word.

Congratulations!

Please take care that you cancel any references that might have to
do with the former relation to Jesus Christ. This has become old-fashioned,
and anybody who refers to him and tries to build up
a friendship in this name will be called cult leader in future, plus
their names will get an attached 666 (like the Jews had that star
on their sleeves in Nazi Germany).

First in doing so practically as well without proof is the John Mark
Ministry with Rowland Croucher as the leader there (who accidentally
does not know who wrote this, and is also not willing to take it back
as it seems):

http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm/articles/12094.htm

Nice times when everybody can call others cult leaders. Good that
the nose-solution has solved that problem now. If all are Christians,
there can be no dangerous cults and dangerous cult leaders any more.

Jesus? Who asks for him? He will soon be forgotten. Remember the nose
is the most important thing for being a Christian... Remember
how ugly that 666 would suit you...

I do not know who wrote that, sorry. But I will place it on my
website on:


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* Growing Deeper *
** Where Jesus is Lord ... **
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(Hey, did you know: I can even improve my style, yes. But I fear I will never
reach the primitivity in which Mark Tindall writes his hate posts...)