Billy Hicks <bmhicks@bellsouth.net> writes:
Well, the Alabama surpreme court judge has been suspended for
proclaiming his beleif in God! Something that could only happen in
a communist country!!
The truth - and it is in several of today's newspapers - is that
this judge was suspended *with pay* until they decide how to dispose
of his case, and he was suspended for refusing to obey a federal
court order, not for proclaiming his beliefs on his own time.
Homosexuals are getting married in Canada!!
Too bad it didn't happen months earlier! The San Francisco Mime
Troupe's current performance has the U.S. invading Canada (along with
its ally Greenland, which provided a fishing boat), and if the writers
had known about it in time, I'm sure gay marriage would have been used
to comic effect as an excuse for the invasion. They already made fun
of fundies in an interlude where one women (played an Asian actress)
told some religious nuts that she was Sister So And So of "Confuscians
for Christ" and the other (played by a Black actress) passed herself
of as Sister So and So of "The Congregation of Homophobic Black
Churches." All joined in on a chorus of "Praise the Lord." The
scenes of "***** Cheney" making the moves on Condi were priceless, as
was his line about George Bush: "He almost lost a rigged election."
It is widely beleived that homosexuals will now be allowed to serve
in the military, forcing our brave soldiers to have to look behind
there backs not only at the enemy, but aganist homosexual advances
from fellow soldiers!!
Well, I can agree that gays should not be in the U.S. military! :-)
You see, I have this plot to get the Bay Area out of the U.S. of A.
Part of that plot includes the makeup of our new country's defense
forces. We plan on having a totally gay military, figuring that
the rampant homophobia in the U.S. military will make the U.S. too
afraid of us to attack. We won't need a very large military so we
can easily fill up the positions with volunteers - guys who simply
like dressing up in uniforms.
Of course, unlike the U.S., *our* military will have fabulous
uniforms. Imagine a dress uniform that includes a boa!
God is not mocked, and all this sin in the world coming all at once
may just convince God to distroy the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!
Yes Billy, it is a serious risk and in a vision God told me how *you
personally* can save the world. Praise the Lord. All you have to do
is to spend three days at a San Francisco establishment called "Blow
Buddies," and well, do what the name implies with any willing guest of
this, err, establishment. And the world will be saved. Praise the
Lord.
Do your part, Billy. God will not be mocked, although you very well
may be :-).
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