"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Dea. Con: Religious demon.
D. Feat: A demon that does a lot.
D. Feat: A demon that loses.
D. Feet: 12 inch demon.
D. Fine: A dictionary demon.
D. Fine: A parking cop demon.
Defoenition: Demon from the fore-runner of Lebanon and Syria.
D. Pilliate: Demon that shaved Samson's head, D.Priving him of his
great
strength, after Samson foolishly told his girlfriend Delilah (who had
tried to have Samson captured by the Philistines at least 3 times
already, and had yelled at Samson that "The Philistines are upon
you!!!!!") that removing his hair would weaken him (Judges 16:6-22).
I'm astounded that Samson didn't have Delilah interrogated after the
first time she tried to help the Philistines capture him!
That story sure makes you wonder about the violent prejudice shown
against
long hair by the State, Establishment or whatever you want to call it,
the
police and other authoritarian organisations in a lot of countries
during
the Hippy era. Weak people are easier to control!
I still get it. I had an argument with a cab driver who nearly ran into
me a
few days ago and he shouted, "Get yer hair cut!"
I replied, "Get yer foreskin cut! Might do yer some good! Yer can get it
done on the Internet these days - by e-Mohel!" That broke the ice and
he
laughed and apologised!
So puns can have pracical uses sometimes!
So you D. Iced him.
Nope. Didn't have time. There was a cube waiting.
But I asked him whether he got many customers wanting him to take them to an
industrial city in south-western England near the mouth of the River Avon.
He replied, "Occasionally. But they have to pay extra. To get into the city,
all vehicles have to pay a Briss Toll!"
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