Jd wrote:
Man was created by God.
God created everything. Imagination, ignorance, good, evil, ...
Nature was created by God. It took him five days to do that.
Man was created by Nature. It only took a day for that.
Which do you think is older, Mankind or Nature ?
In the Beginning...
Now in my manual it says, age before beauty.
And that's how it started. Really ugly prehistoric microbes.
Nature took along time figuring out that butterflies and flowers
were alot prettier than trilobytes, plankton and seaweed.
The next rule of thumb in my manual is: waste not, want not.
All those trilobytes and seaweed became oil.
Without oil mankind would still be burning wood.
Oil was a big improvement, but you need bacteria
to make oil and to fix nitrogen at the roots of plants
to make oxygen. The oxygen came in handy when
mankind showed up. The bacteria didn't need it.
They didn't even need sunlight.
Day Six
Did you know there are more bacteria in
the human body than there are human cells ?
Yep, that's right we're like a walking coral reef.
They own us. We exist mainly for the benefit of
moving lots of bacteria around. They eventually
plan to make their way to the stars and spread
the Earth's biosphere other lifeless planets like
sperm impregnating eggs.
But they need a host that can fly into outer space.
The flying fish couldn't do it.
The frogs couldn't doit.
The insects couldn't do it.
The dinosaurs weren't tall enough.
The birds couldn't fly high enough.
Eventually the bacteria created man.
Surely mankind would find a way to get them into outer space
with that silly little appendage he calls, "intelligence".
Revelations
They learn fast those bacteria. We humans can barely keep up
with them with our antibiotics and vaccines. No doubt they don't
want us to know who's really in charge.
Apocalypse
So far mankind is the bacteria's best bet for getting off the planet,
but if we fail, they'll just kill us all off tabula rasa, mass extinction,
and then try again.
Did you know there are little mites that can only be found in
one place on the whole planet, in the roots of human eyelashes ?
Yes, God works in mysterious ways.
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