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"math boy" |
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04 Dec 2003 07:56:48 AM |
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Re: got a demon? Some do! |
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious side.
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only). That never understood that. (-;
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
Now you said some words like "I keep wanting to #### statues of the Virgin
Mary.." if those pound signs are "kiss" that's OK, if they are more sexually
oriented than I would rather avoid to comment about it...but I can assure
you that your problem is nothing, compared to those that want to do it with
real kids.
I hope it helps,
Math boy.
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:n8Gzb.39387$aT.34744@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
some crazy #### on some lame xian group told me I've got a demon, then
told
me I am a demon. can a demon be posessed by a demon? which one is true?
I'm
so confused. I keep wanting to #### statues of the virgin mary (who, we're
told, had a demon, in the biblical sense).
now, a message from our sponsors:
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Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine
adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded
by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not
receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion,
without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has
gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least
productive industries in history."
-- Robert Heinlein (thanks to JPG, who I nicked it off)
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: got a demon? Some do! |
05 Dec 2003 04:23:09 AM |
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"math boy" <noAddress@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will
crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious side.
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only). That never understood that. (-;
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
Now you said some words like "I keep wanting to #### statues of the Virgin
Mary.." if those pound signs are "kiss" that's OK, if they are more
sexually
oriented than I would rather avoid to comment about it...but I can assure
you that your problem is nothing, compared to those that want to do it
with
real kids.
I hope it helps,
Math boy.
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
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| User: "Phylter" |
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05 Dec 2003 08:07:06 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us with:
news:h0Zzb.40539$aT.11531@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"math boy" <noAddress@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will
crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious
side.
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only). That never understood that. (-;
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
Now you said some words like "I keep wanting to #### statues of the
Virgin
Mary.." if those pound signs are "kiss" that's OK, if they are more
sexually
oriented than I would rather avoid to comment about it...but I can
assure
you that your problem is nothing, compared to those that want to do it
with
real kids.
I hope it helps,
Math boy.
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
--
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Mark Fox" |
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05 Dec 2003 08:13:59 PM |
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Phylter <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us with:
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
Did he just admit to the world that he has no *****??? as in Dickless!
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
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| User: "Phylter" |
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05 Dec 2003 08:26:53 PM |
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(Mark Fox) astounded us with:
news:a258afb5.0312051813.5a89a7e9@posting.google.com:
Phylter <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us
with:
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a
load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
Did he just admit to the world that he has no *****??? as in Dickless!
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
The Cutest Atheist is a female, imagine that, a female without a penis.
Truly, the Lord DOES work in mysterious ways
--
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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05 Dec 2003 09:39:22 PM |
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"Phylter" <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94496A4F5F1ESmeagolsbane@192.189.54.177...
mark_fox_@yahoo.com (Mark Fox) astounded us with:
news:a258afb5.0312051813.5a89a7e9@posting.google.com:
Phylter <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us
with:
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a
load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
Did he just admit to the world that he has no *****??? as in Dickless!
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
The Cutest Atheist is a female, imagine that, a female without a penis.
Truly, the Lord DOES work in mysterious ways
it's a miracle, I tell you!! having thoughts of my own, and dirty ones at
that, all without a penis...
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| User: "Uv" |
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06 Dec 2003 08:11:25 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:KbcAb.41280$aT.5220@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Phylter" <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94496A4F5F1ESmeagolsbane@192.189.54.177...
mark_fox_@yahoo.com (Mark Fox) astounded us with:
news:a258afb5.0312051813.5a89a7e9@posting.google.com:
Phylter <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us
with:
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a
load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
Did he just admit to the world that he has no *****??? as in Dickless!
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
The Cutest Atheist is a female, imagine that, a female without a penis.
Truly, the Lord DOES work in mysterious ways
it's a miracle, I tell you!! having thoughts of my own, and dirty ones at
that, all without a penis...
Hm. Very odd. I'll bet you didn't even ask permission to have these
thoughts, nor did you apologize for them.
Wow.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes " |
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06 Dec 2003 12:21:06 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mark Fox said....
Phylter <Phylter@freeway.com> wrote
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> astounded us with:
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
LOL!
Did he just admit to the world that he has no *****??? as in Dickless!
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
Now I understand.
--
St. Jackanapes
Living Holy Relic
Bearer of the One True Liver
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http://www.jackanapes.ws
Remove REMOVE to Email
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| User: "Presbyter Coxcomb" |
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05 Dec 2003 05:35:32 AM |
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In <h0Zzb.40539$aT.11531@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> says...
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
Moneyshot 5:18; And when thoust prayeth to thine Darklord foreth a mighty
trouser serpent with intent to unleasheth a great, sticky, and tumultuous glob
unto thine Holy Virgin's face, thou will forever be forced to watch reruns of
Home and Away. Or something.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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05 Dec 2003 05:51:58 AM |
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"Presbyter Coxcomb" <coxcomb@churchofmango.com> wrote in message
news:8f13d6dfb6511edfd1186e5706a7c96a@news.teranews.com...
In <h0Zzb.40539$aT.11531@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> says...
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
Moneyshot 5:18; And when thoust prayeth to thine Darklord foreth a mighty
trouser serpent with intent to unleasheth a great, sticky, and tumultuous
glob
unto thine Holy Virgin's face, thou will forever be forced to watch reruns
of
Home and Away. Or something.
home and away? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I spose it's better than "hey
dad" <shudder> and is filmed in my hood
whatta ya get for conspiracy to impregnate the pope with demon-spawn?
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| User: "Presbyter Coxcomb" |
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05 Dec 2003 06:05:58 AM |
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In <yj_zb.40612$aT.31493@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> says...
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
Moneyshot 5:18; And when thoust prayeth to thine Darklord foreth a mighty
trouser serpent with intent to unleasheth a great, sticky, and tumultuous glob
unto thine Holy Virgin's face, thou will forever be forced to watch reruns of
Home and Away. Or something.
home and away? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I spose it's better than "hey
dad" <shudder> and is filmed in my hood
What???? Hey Dad rocked! What about Nudge??? He was da man!
whatta ya get for conspiracy to impregnate the pope with demon-spawn?
Err...the passage is somewhere near the back. I think it's near Motivation
1:1. :-)
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| User: "Pope Rudraigh" |
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10 Dec 2003 10:09:52 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Dec 2003 11:51:58 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Presbyter Coxcomb" <coxcomb@churchofmango.com> wrote in message
news:8f13d6dfb6511edfd1186e5706a7c96a@news.teranews.com...
In <h0Zzb.40539$aT.11531@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> says...
is it wrong to pray to satan to let me grow a ***** so I can shoot a load
in
mary's face? the bible isn't very clear on this issue
Moneyshot 5:18; And when thoust prayeth to thine Darklord foreth a mighty
trouser serpent with intent to unleasheth a great, sticky, and tumultuous
glob
unto thine Holy Virgin's face, thou will forever be forced to watch reruns
of
Home and Away. Or something.
home and away? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I spose it's better than "hey
dad" <shudder> and is filmed in my hood
whatta ya get for conspiracy to impregnate the pope with demon-spawn?
Hey! I'm not that kinda guy!
Pope Rudraigh
"Holy trinity my triple cheeked *****!"
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/home.html
I'm the guy your mother warned you about.
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| User: "Presbyter Coxcomb" |
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04 Dec 2003 08:57:28 AM |
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In <A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
says...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious side.
Like the urge to skull-***** a lamb after slitting its tiny throat?
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only).
Sort of like My Little Pony, only she isn't purple or covered in glitter.
That never understood that. (-;
I see...
<WTF?>
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
How far will she go?
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| User: "Uv" |
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04 Dec 2003 05:58:04 PM |
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"Presbyter Coxcomb" <coxcomb@churchofmango.com> wrote in message
news:7effdd3e87509b68d65855fb43434a20@news.teranews.com...
In <A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
says...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will
crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious
side.
Like the urge to skull-***** a lamb after slitting its tiny throat?
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only).
Sort of like My Little Pony, only she isn't purple or covered in glitter.
That never understood that. (-;
I see...
<WTF?>
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
How far will she go?
Mary goes all the way. That's where Jesus came from. C'mon, it's obvious!
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| User: "Presbyter Coxcomb" |
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04 Dec 2003 08:10:03 PM |
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In <uYudnUZ9C5ycV1KiRVn-sw@comcast.com>, says...
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
How far will she go?
Mary goes all the way. That's where Jesus came from. C'mon, it's obvious!
Yet all she really wanted was a warm meal shot down her throat on a cold winter evening...
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| User: "St. Jackanapes " |
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05 Dec 2003 12:29:10 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Uv said....
"Presbyter Coxcomb" <coxcomb@churchofmango.com> wrote in message
news:7effdd3e87509b68d65855fb43434a20@news.teranews.com...
In <A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
says...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will
crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious
side.
Like the urge to skull-***** a lamb after slitting its tiny throat?
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only).
Sort of like My Little Pony, only she isn't purple or covered in glitter.
That never understood that. (-;
I see...
<WTF?>
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
How far will she go?
Mary goes all the way. That's where Jesus came from. C'mon, it's obvious!
The ***** commixed adultery with a deiety for *****'s sake. Poor Joseph
could never compete in bed with a thing that like. Mary's a *****.
--
St. Jackanapes
Living Holy Relic
Bearer of the One True Liver
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http://www.jackanapes.ws
Remove REMOVE to Email
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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05 Dec 2003 02:33:36 AM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <st-jackREMOVE@christismybitch.com > wrote in message
news:bqp8jn$k47$9@pita.alt.net...
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Uv said....
"Presbyter Coxcomb" <coxcomb@churchofmango.com> wrote in message
news:7effdd3e87509b68d65855fb43434a20@news.teranews.com...
In <A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
noAddress@hotmail.com
says...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that
will
crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather
about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious
side.
Like the urge to skull-***** a lamb after slitting its tiny throat?
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white
magic
only).
Sort of like My Little Pony, only she isn't purple or covered in
glitter.
That never understood that. (-;
I see...
<WTF?>
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent
Her
children to get lost.
How far will she go?
Mary goes all the way. That's where Jesus came from. C'mon, it's
obvious!
The ***** commixed adultery with a deiety for *****'s sake. Poor Joseph
could never compete in bed with a thing that like. Mary's a *****.
and if god is endowed as one would expect a god to be, sex with mary after
that would be like the old sausage down the hallway sensation. unless jesus
was a cockfed anal baby.
which would explain a lot....
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| User: "tramboy" |
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| Title: Re: got a demon? Some do! |
05 Dec 2003 02:42:14 PM |
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In article <A2Hzb.4411$IF6.213421@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
noAddress@hotmail.com says...
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will crush
the heads of the daemons.
But daemons are NICE; they just sleep quietly in the background, waiting
for some e-mail or whatever, and then they spring to life and work very
hard for a few seconds before drifting back to sleep.
Why does Mary have it out for daemons, instead of demons? Is she a
*****? Or is she just too fucking stupid to know the difference?
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| User: "Pope Rudraigh" |
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10 Dec 2003 10:07:38 PM |
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On Thu, 04 Dec 2003 13:56:48 GMT, "math boy" <noAddress@hotmail.com>
wrote:
<top posting fixed>
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:n8Gzb.39387$aT.34744@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
some crazy #### on some lame xian group told me I've got a demon, then
told
me I am a demon. can a demon be posessed by a demon? which one is true?
I'm
so confused. I keep wanting to #### statues of the virgin mary (who, we're
told, had a demon, in the biblical sense).
now, a message from our sponsors:
"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo
Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and
Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine
adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded
by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not
receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion,
without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has
gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least
productive industries in history."
-- Robert Heinlein (thanks to JPG, who I nicked it off)
They are simply afraid of the Virgin Mary for She is the one that will crush
the heads of the daemons. This is not about people but it's rather about
crashing the bad side that is lurking in each person: the rebellious side.
She is very Earthly and she is operating at the magic level (white magic
only). That never understood that. (-;
Great Mother! Isn't she? Ready to do everything possible to prevent Her
children to get lost.
Now you said some words like "I keep wanting to #### statues of the Virgin
Mary.." if those pound signs are "kiss" that's OK, if they are more sexually
oriented than I would rather avoid to comment about it...but I can assure
you that your problem is nothing, compared to those that want to do it with
real kids.
I hope it helps,
Math boy.
Yo! Mouth ... er ... "Math boy"! You might want to consider
switching to "English boy".
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