In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 22, 11:53 pm, "St.Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 22, 9:39 pm, "St.Jackanapes" <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 21, 2:35 am, purpurroterwald <pur...@negative.forest> wrote:
Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179724696.284549.177540@z24g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
On May 20, 11:54 pm, purpurroterwald <pur...@negative.forest> wrote:
Ken Shackleton <ken.shackle...@shaw.ca> wrote
innews:1179715640.232628.121240@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
On May 20, 12:52 am, Walter Bushell <p...@oanix.com> wrote:
In article <5hcv43pads47c8knu48bk1f1ie7aagt...@4ax.com>,
Slimebot McGoo <oldert...@youth.inc> wrote:
On 19 May 2007 23:19:50 GMT, purpurroterwald
<pur...@negative.forest> wrote:
Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1179611420.765264.230080@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:
On May 19, 3:37 pm, SJAB1958 <balf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On 19 May, 19:12, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
On May 19, 1:38 am, SJAB1958 <balf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
How many of each kind of animal did Noah take on board
the ark?
Gen 6:19 suggests a pair of each.
Gen 7:2-3 suggests seven pairs of clean and two pairs of
unclean.
Gen 7:15 suggests two pairs of each.
Can someone tell me which it was?
How many rolls of toilet paper? How many sacks of
kitty litter? How many bottles of cheap wine?
And how does your response answer my question?
This is Usenet. Who said it had to?
How many magazines to go with that toilet paper?
They didn't have TP back then. They probably wiped with small
furry critters.
Gerbils.
McGoo
Are gerbils clean or unclean. Unclean after being used for that,
I'd reckon. But the Bible is funny about such matter. Is there a
rabbit reading this?
Is it chewing its cud?
Rabbits eat their own *****. Do gerbils do that, too?
Do rabbits eat their own babies? Gerbils do.
Probably. Rabbits are soft, quiet herbivores, so they have a reputation as
being innocent and gentle, but they can actually be pretty ***** vicious
when they want to be.
Visit a rabbit farm some time, you'll see. They'll rip others' throats
open and claw each others' eyes out and stuff. Beneath that soft, quiet
exterior lurks an animal that wants to kick your *****. Or at least kick
another rabbit's *****.
Ask Jimmy Carter. That rabbit wanted to tear his throat out. I
don't blame for for trying to brain it with an oar.
Ha! That must have been pretty bizarre to have a mad rabbit *swimming*
at you in an assassination attempt. I think that the Soviets used
chemicals and mind control to make that rabbit attack Carter. They were
getting pretty desperate back in the late 70's and early 80's. They knew
the fall was coming. Why having Carter killed by a mad lagomorph would
help the USSR is beyond my political reasoning skills. Now, I understand
why the CIA wanted to make Castro's trademark beard fall out. But the
rabbit has me stumped.
MK-ULTRA used things like LSD sprayed from aircraft.
KGB-SMERSH used things like armies of methamphetamine-crazed
bunny rabbits. Neither "weapon" of course was very predictable.
I personally miss the cold war.
Yeah, me too. <sniff> This terrorism stuff with people blowing
themselves up isn't very creative, and has never achieved any of the
terror group's goals. And think of the cultural things that we got out
of the cold war - spy novels galore, James Bond movies, and all the cool
stuff like Velcro and Tang from the space race.
The technology that made possible the computer you're now
typing on came directly from the Minuteman ICBM. The weight
savings from ICs over discreet transistors, capacitors, etc.,
meant room for larger payloads.
And don't forget - the very Internet we're connecting by was invented to
be used when America's infrastructure was destroyed by a Soviet first
strike. Supposedly the scientists and military could talk to one another
over email and coordinate an atomic and biological response. That way if
we didn't win, nobody would. The Internet's changed my life in so many
ways, and I've got the Cold War to thank for it! I was born into the
Cold War, grew up with the Cold War, lived the best years of my life
with the Cold War, and dammit - I miss it! This war we have with desert
towelheads just ain't the same. All we've gotten out of is is desert
fatigues and bigger bunker busters. Oh, and let's not forget those
magnetic car things that say "Support the Troops" - ugh!
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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