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<41062df4.5468934@news.iprimus.com.au>,

liver@wort.com

says...

On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 23:09:31 -0600, Dr

Scott

<woogawooga99@yahoo.com>went to where

the

huskies

go:

Just look for anything crossposted

with

alt.

atheism, usually alt.bible, etc.
Those places are filled with dipshit,

missionary

zealot types who respond to Anything.

that's a bit harsh.

oh boy! Think they'll reply?

Naaaaa

Prudes!

Prunes? Why, do you have to go?

Will that help if my ***** is stopped up with

painpills?

Ya, what's up with that. All the pain pills

constipate

you.

What

are

those pharmoceutical companies thinking, that when

your

in

pain

you

don't

have to ***** or something? Thank the good lord for

"Senokot".

It's

not

just a laxative but it's a stool softener too. I

think

I

should

represent

the company.

Oh *****, another ***** reference. Damn! "*****"

is an

*****

reference

too.

bang bang shitty shitty bang bang shitty shitty

bang

bang we luv you. bangy shitty bang shitty bang

shitty

bang bang bang shitty bang bang loves us too. uh

oh.

I recycled a shitty post from years ago.

I must have missed that one. Glad you reposted

it

though -

it's

good to

know.

Oh, I just noticed we're cross posting to alt.bible.

Do

you

think

they

know

about constipation or is it against God's will to

take

pain

killers

and

laxatives?

No one in the bible ever talked about being full of

*****

which

is odd cuz all of them seemed full of ***** to me.

Maybe

it

was

because they all had chronic diarrhoea from disintary

caused

by

cheap wine and tepid water, poor hygiene and lack of

refrigeration.

Did they have opiate-based drugs back then? Maybe a

scholar

would

know

and will help out here.

They must have had peyote or something. How else

could

you

account

for

Jesus's wild hallucination when he went out into the

desert

and

Revalations

chapter can only be explain by some very strong

hallucigentics.

Maybe. But peyote only grows in the S US, I think. But

then

again

the Catholics say that Jesus was in the S US too. Damn,

he

was

everywhere! I guess he had a jet or something.

A leer jet I guess. Stupid me, and I always thought he

lived in

Jerusalem or Nazareth, wherever that is. I just know there

used

to

be a

show

called "Jesus of Nazareth" that they made us watch in High

School

John

the

Baptist was a really cutie pie in the movie but then they

cut

his

head

off.

What kind of thing is that to show impressionable young

minds?

It teaches them that being a Christian really sucks.

After seeing that there was no WAY I was gonna be a

Christian.

*****

that, as scrambled as my head may be, I like it just where it

is.

Christians have the WORST fucking luck! And for what? ***** that!

They made is so it's honourable to suffer. That way pretty much
everybody can be a good christian since everyone on this planet

suffers

so

fucking much. It makes them feel better about the suffering. Oh,

and

if

anyone but them is suffering then it's because of "free will".

"Free

Will"

is the cause of ALL the pain and suffering on the planet. We all

just

do it

to ourselves. No one blames God, oh no, why should HE take

responsibility!

Some people have some kind of pathological need to suffer, they
feel that they'll be rewarded somehow from it and Christianity
fits in perfectly with that. I don't know what comes first, that
pathological 'guilt n' purge' or if it's Christian indoctrination
from an early age that makes people like that. I feel sorry for
Religious Nuts! I really do! And ya know what? I don't even know
why!

You shouldn't feel bad for them because however much suffering they

put

themselves through they put that much suffering 10 times more on other
people. And they justify it by saying it's god's will and they know

this

for a fact cause the bible tells them so. Maybe you're right, maybe they
should be pitied for being so ignorant.

F'm anyway. Ignorant bastards.

Ya, ***** 'em. They should all be shot anyway.