Beginning immediately. Everyone is encouraged to burn at least one
bible. Almost everyone has one of these useless books somewhere in
their home. Bibles are handed out freely by religious lunatics who
think they will save your (non-existant) soul. Bibles are the cause
of most war and evil in the world. If you have one, burn it
immediately, and do it in public so others can see that you oppose
this book of evil. Our goal is to destroy every bible on earth so
that future generations are not brainwashed by this book of evil.
Please encourage everyone you know to join your burnings. It's
advised to make these fires in largely exposed places such as your
town square or city hall lawn. The more bibles added to these fires,
the bigger the fires will be, and the more attention the media will
give you and your group. Be sure your local republican
neo-conservative extremists are well aware of your bible burnings.
They are the ones who are always shoving their bible crap down others
throats, so be sure they are well aware you oppose both the bible and
them. The bible is thousands of years old, was written by mentally
deranged psychotic savages, and was corrupted over the years by other
mentally deranged, power hungry lunatics who want to control the
masses. Burn your bibles today, and lets remove this most evil book
from the face of our planet.