paster Frank, poster Frank i Hafe thaught of an other good juan it Is
'Pastor Frank's Pasta Franks' ! a Reafreshingly spicey combinaition of
pasta. YES. we Could sell them at ball games or other events whear the
Clergy are invoalved ...
"Pastor Frank" <pfrank@christfirst.com> wrote in message
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"FRANKIE LEE" <phebe@singnet.com.sg> wrote in message
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Jesus in Matthew. 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye
for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
.... at Whitch point barter became compleatly ineffective and Dragonball Z
took oaver as the accepted foarm of currentsy ...
39: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite
thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
.... and When you hafe run out of cheeks, offer to swap him a tooth for an
eye and see if he is Abel to figger it out ...
40: And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let
him have thy cloke also.
but If from you yoar Car Keys he taketh then find him and garage yoar
vehicel as far up his bum as it will posserbly Go.
41: And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
then Dump the arrergant bugger out of the car and tell him He can bloody
well WALK the rest of the way to the pub.
42: Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee
turn not thou away.
apply this Rule to yoar borowing and If you hafe got any Jew about you then
you shouldst come out on top.
43: Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour,
and hate thine enemy.
unless You live near Phallustine in witch Case you can hate em BOATH at the
SAME time!
44: But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do
good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you,
and persecute you;
just Mke sure you hafe a list of thear names and then when yoar famous You
can hire some mussels to get back at them all.
45: That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he
maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on
the just and on the unjust.
birds, hoaweaver, Will pooh whear they want. on Earth as It is in heavean
....
46: For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? Do not even
the publicans the same?
if They hafe Jackpot machines in thear pubs then You can get a realy big
reaward if you Tell Him the name of Steave Loader who got all the litle
coins out of It last week and a Eaven BIGGER reaward if you Tell Steave
Loader you will tell him if he doant give you a big reaward it is Wheals
within wheals.
anywhey if You will letteth me Know about the Pasta Franks then i Will arsek
at the pub if the Pubberlican will try and sell a few in with his beer well
NOT IN with the beer but sort of on the side, like a side order of Pastor
....
i Loaf you
yoar Old freand 14
http://www.the14thdisciple.com
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