whyzard wrote:

turns out all jesus can do is the things in the bible. his powers are
not infinite. For instance, he can still conjure thousands of fish and
bread and wine, yet he can't conjure a pizza say or a hamburger. He is
limited to his tricks. So he comes back and he doesn't come back to
rule with the iron hand of law but that he is here to open chain of
fast food restuarants that serve fish, bread, and wine. The bible was
the worlds most elaborate coupon. Those who read the bible get a 15%
discount on all meals.

and for entertainment, he does his water walking act for lunch and
dinner guests.