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Religions > Bible |
| User: |
"Sister Lurlean Tucker" |
| Date: |
07 Dec 2003 06:03:24 PM |
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Re: Ward Confesses "I Sed Bad Wurds" |
rumpelstiltskin <PleaseDoNotReplyByEmail@nowhere.net> wrote in message news:<luq6tvsoesv5o7u998j6989ieeqmm1ptt6@4ax.com>...
You're not the same as old Rumply Foreskin are you?
Of course they don't claim that AIDS came from the spiral nebula
Ganna.
Our holy Church does - on account of God revealed to us where He brung
it from. It ain't so menacing up there on account of there's other
germs that keep it in check. But here it got to run wild and just
kill all kind of sexual deviants that insists on a spreading it from
person to person. I think the herpes virus might have come from there
too a long time ago. There's all kinds of traffic between different
planets that most people don't know about yet. Our church does. We
collect some of the tolls on the space ships.
They're not completely insane! They claim it came from a magic Father in the > sky.
That's kind of a crude way to put it but yes - God brought the deadly
virus here from the Spiral Nebula Ganna. Evolution is just one of the
devil's lies so any new creatures must come from other planets. God
is the Creator of the whole universe and He put all different kinds of
life on all kinds of planets. In this solar system there is life on
Venus, Mars, and Jupiter for sure. There may be life on Saturn and
Uranus too - I'm not sure on account of God ain't revealed them
details to us yet. All that gas on them gas giant planets has got to
come from somewhere. When the hell under the earth got too full of
homo sexuals after the Stonewall uprisings God started a putting
sinners up on Venus to roast in its hot high pressure sulfuric steam.
Eventually there will be eruptions up there and the sinners will be
scalded with red hot magma for all their sins. Hahahahahaha! Praise
the Lord!!! Burn sinners BURN!!!
I shouldn't be so hard, there are a lot of decent people around
who call themselves Christians. The less decent ones are the
ones who get all the press of course, but that's the way things are
with everything. (There do seem to be enough of those dingbats
around to control the federal government, though.)
I only WISH we controlled the Federal Government! Although I believe
Our President is basically a good man, he obviously ain't smart enough
to run the country right OR to get good advice about who's really got
the weapons of mass destruction over in the Mid East. We need to drop
bigger bombs and give holy Israel ALL the land between the Nile and
the Euphrates rivers. Then we need to bomb the Kaaba and outlaw Islam
throughout the civilized world. Just imagine how many problems that
will solve worldwide.
Don't no honest people want nothing to do with politics no more - so
the greedy business people and their evil special interest lobby's is
what's really a running the country - and into the ground I might add!
Now that we're just coming out of a recession caused by homo sexual
excess mass consumption, Our President is a talking about sending more
men to the moon! And here you unbelievers are a calling ME crazy. I
ain't the one a wasting billions of tax dollars on something that
ain't a gonna help the downtrodden nor the dispossessed on our city
streets one bit. What we got to do is conduct a PURGE to get all the
homo's, perverts, deviants and sundry WHORES out of our government and
basically out of public view altogether and shut down all their dens
of iniquity. That means all the gay bars and bath houses and dirty
book stores and ***** houses and communes and sex clubs must be closed
and the wickedness and perversion that goes on in them should be
punishable by death. We need to bring back the flogging and the
stoning to deter crime. We need to build bigger, darker, stronger
prisons with more powerful electric chairs on every floor.
I think I might run for public office just as soon as I bear the
fourteen children that God promised my husband Thurgood. Who wants to
support me and my plan to clean up sin?
In JESUS' Precious Name -
Sister Lurlean TRUTH
God's Little Preacher Girl
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