Religions > Bible > Re: Who do you guess Pastor Dave is ? Stereo-type profile
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"Pastor Dave" |
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28 Nov 2007 05:19:04 PM |
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Re: Who do you guess Pastor Dave is ? Stereo-type profile |
"Superfly Slick" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
I often wondered what he or she is?
Thank you for proving what type of person you really are.
When your comments are refuted and your questions
answered and it is pointed out that you just keep saying
the same things, pretending that it never happened, you
finally, as usual, resort to personal attacks, especially
after it is pointed out that you yourself confessed that
your Futurist belief was refuted and that you were leaving
the Christian faith because, as you said, "If it isn't all
about me and my time, then the Bible is useless".
And this is when, as I said, your personal attacks on me
always begin! But hey, let's take a look at them. You
know, the attacks you just made, without even knowing
anything about me! But hey, this is what it means to be
a Christian, right "Superfly Slick", otherwise known as,
"U2Fan"? So thanks for teaching us all what it means
to be a Christian! <chuckle>
Now since my personal business is none of yours,
I won't go into every detail about myself, but I will
be nice enough to tell you when you've gotten
something right or wrong, since all of your comments
are nothing more than guesses on your part. :)
I assume he's a bloke
Correct.
I assume he's in his 40's
Correct.
(he is intelligent but arrogant)
Intelligent? Yes. Certified genius, actually.
But "arrogant" to you and those like you
means, "He won't go along with our lies".
I assume he's overweight
Wrong.
Probably not married
Wrong.
I assume average or below average looks
That is a matter of opinion, but from the opinions
received, your comment would be wrong.
possibly medium-short
Wrong.
(too much time on internet)
Thank you for showing us just how stupid you are!
Time on the Internet has nothing to do with height!
And btw, you spend quite a bit of time on the Internet
yourself. And you do so probably browsing the web
and all of that other good garbage that I don't do.
Duality ( tries to be nice, but has a dark angry side
as we have all seen).
Translation: Since he won't buy into our lies,
I'll claim he's the evil one.
Probably a white guy, brown hair (as most pastors are)
Not too bright, huh? Yes I am white, but there are
many pastors of various colors. And what would
that matter anyway?!?
Probably looks down at everyone
I look down at liars. You are a liar. Figure it out.
Moves slowly (too much time on internet)
Again, you show your stupidity! How quickly someone
moves, has nothing to do with spending time on the
Internet, you moron!
Is he a real Pastor ie employed by a church
And this is where it gets fun and you show us all
just how angry YOU are, while pointing your finger
at me! To you:
PASTOR = LOVES FUTURIST FANTASIES
To me:
PASTOR = TELLS THE TRUTH
(God help them if he is)
I know, I know, if the pastor doesn't tell you that
God ignored everyone until YOUR time, then
they're evil!
I'm guessing he could well be since he is highly evolved
in the false doctrine of preterism
Then why can't you refute it, if it's "false"? Why have you
ABSOLUTELY ZERO comments and Scriptures that prove
your claim?!?
Problems
Do I think he drinks or takes drugs or is involved in porn?
Probably not he is after all probably a pastor, so I assume
reasonable morals (apart from being a angry venomous
decieved preterism cult victim)
Thanks for again showing us your stupidity! You claim that
I have "reasonable morals" and then tell me that I am (a):
1) Am angry.
2) Venomous.
3) Deceived.
4) Cult victim.
5) Fat.
6) Lazy.
7) Divorced.
8) Spend too much time on the Internet.
So who would he look most like ?
I'm guessing a bit like Bill Gates a sort of smily version
with a dark venomous religious side, someone you
would get annoyed with really quickly if you were having
a pint with down Wetherspoons, the kind of bloke who
would start of quiet then get very opioniated very quickly
and ***** everyone off, someone who has no sense of humour.
Wrong again! I'm actually usually considered the comic.
And you aren't even smart enough to understand that
what you just described, which is in error, has nothing
to do with what someone might "look like", you dufus!
But hey, thanks for playing and showing us once again
what an idiot you are!
And hey, all you lying Futurists can feel free to lie
some more and jump all over me, telling me how
I shouldn't talk this way, while Vera responded by
insulting me and you all pat this idiot on the back
for his diatribe, as if what he did is totally Christian,
you lying, hypocritical, evil jack asses!
And btw idiot, why did you cross post this to alt.politics?
YOU started the thread, but you would have acted like
you had no clue how that happened, if I didn't mention
that you started the thread, since you're a lying idiot!
I have removed that group out of courtesy. :)
--
GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
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| User: "Zadok" |
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| Title: Re: Who do you guess Pastor Dave is ? Stereo-type profile |
28 Nov 2007 08:01:57 PM |
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Superfly Slick" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote:
I often wondered what he or she is
It's quite simple really.
Davey is a heretic.
His religious degree (wink, wink) was earned in Con College (prison for you
who do not know what Con College is). He was ordained in the same place by a
fellow prisoner.
Since he has been out of jail, he runs what is called a house church. That
simply means that a few like minded nutcases, meet in someone's house.
Recently Davey boy was on here, begging for money.
While he pretends to be a pastor, he has his poor wife working to try and
support them. Rather than get off his fat *****, and get a real job, he was
bailed out by people who bought into his begging.
And at the same time his poor wife is working hard to try and support them
both.
And you wonder why Davey has time to post to the groups all the time. It's
simple!! He sucked in some poor woman to support him. And when that doesn't
work, he'll come begging.
Davey refuses to admit that he is a heretic. He and his Preterist buddies,
try and pretend, that their views are not a fringe minority.
Heretic - One who holds beliefs or opinions contrary to the established
doctrines of orthodox religion!!
That's Davey and his lunatic fringe.
But don't get too comfortable. Davey is quite correct in that Jesus did
return in 70AD, just like he said he would.
Where Davey and his preterist buddies don't understand, is what exactly does
Jesus return mean.
Preterists only have taken a basic premise of the Ebionites, and tried to
fit it into orthodoxy.
And failed miserably.
Davey has had me killfiled for years. Simply because he knows I can point
out the flaws in his LAWLESS AND ABSURD religion.
Smile.
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