I'm thinking about starting a scam, oops, I mean a religion sorry, and I can
claim to be "saved by the all-powerful sky pixie", and christian nuts (oops,
I mean cult worshippers, oops, I mean brainwashed morons, OOPS AGAIN, I mean
FOLLOWERS) can line up around the block to give 10% of their pay to my scam,
oops, I mean my church, I'll be a millionaire in no time, pay no taxes, and
it's all perfectly legal
Who cares if they can't afford to give away that 10%, hey, this is in
support of the all-powerful sky pixie, and oh yeah, the all-powerful sky
pixie loves you, he'a all-powerful, all-knowing, all-wise, and omni-potent,
yet for some unknown reason the ALL-POWERFUL sky pixie ALWAYS needs MAN-MADE
money.
Yes, if you sinners give just 10% of your salary to my scam, oops, I mean my
church sorry, you too can be SAVED by the ALL-POWERFUL sky pixie. Look at
me, I was once a sinner and denied the existence of the sky pixie god, but
now, with my scam (oops, I mean my religion) FULLY IN PLACE, I too can
become a millionaire in time (oops, I mean I too can enter the MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY land called heaven, just as long as I don't eat any fruit
from the sky pixie's tree)
RELIGION, WHAT A TRULY GREAT SCAM, AND IT'S ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL
RELIGION - THE BEST SCAM EVER
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