Religions > Bible > SBHDYBH is the REAL NUTCASE that needs a straightjacket
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"Mathom" |
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30 Apr 2005 04:19:31 AM |
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SBHDYBH is the REAL NUTCASE that needs a straightjacket |
What a freaking mental case this SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim person is. Here is
someone calling all believers in God a "religious fruitcake", yet obviously
believes in God herself (albiet some freaky twisted version of Him). She
believes in a God that takes away Free Will and murders innocent people.
Sounds like Satan to me, as that is Satan's plan not God's. She believes so
much in her god (Satan is her god's name) that it is someone she wants to
kill very badly. This is as nutty as they come.
So, this Satanist now says that all people have to believe in her version of
God, or they are "religious fruitcakes" and should be locked away. Yet she
can't see past her own nose.
So, here's the real version...
SBHDYBH, the satanic religious fruitcake, is taking a sanity test at a state
mental hospital.
Examiner: So, why are you here?
Satanic Religious Fruitcake: Everyone on alt.religion agrees that I belong
in a mental instituion.
Examiner: Why so?
SRF: Well, because I believe in the Bible as I interpret it.
Examiner: Such as?
SRF: That God murdered the entire worlds population at the time of Noah.
Examiner (writing notes): Really? Hmm, and why do you believe this.
SRF: Because the Bible says so.
Examiner (writing more notes): Whatever you say. Excuse me, I have to make
a phone call.
(Examiner to co-worker: I have a real nutcase here. Get the Valium ready)
Examiner: What else do you believe?
SRF: I believe god uses innocent people today to carry out his murderous
intentions. He forces mothers to kill thier children, and husbands to kill
their wives. He causes tsunamis and earthquakes, floods and fires to
destroy innocent lives, just to appease his bloodlust.
Examiner: Anything else?
SRF: Yes, he takes away our free will when he murders us, and if I ever see
his *%#!$@^ @$$, I'm goin to KILL his *%#!$@^ @$$.
Examiner (scribbling frantically): Interesting... Hmm... So you are
wanting to take away God's free will to appease your own. In other words,
you are wanting to do the very thing that you claim God is doing.
SRF: YES, you stupid *****, aren't you listening to me?? I want to KILL
that *%#!$@^ piece of crap before he forces any more people to kill for him.
Examiner: But what about their free will? How does God force people to
kill for him?
SRF: The Bible says He's all powerful, and we are just puppets on his
string and we can't do or think or act for ourselves. It's all God's fault,
and I want to KILL that *%#!$@^ piece of crap before he forces any more
people to kill for him.
Examiner: Yes, you said that. Excuse me, I need to make a phone call.
(Examiner to co-worker: We are going to need something a lot stronger than
Valium. This satanic religious fruitcate is a REAL NUTCASE).
Examiner: Sorry about that. Please continue. What were you saying about
free will?
SRF: We have no free will. God forces our every move, forcing us to get
angry and kill others, forcing our sexual desires to use them on innocent
children, forcing us to pollute our water and air, forcing us to keep our
fellow human beings in poverty, forcing us to take advantage of the elderly
and innocent, and forcing us to do it because He loves to watch us in so
much pain. And if I ever see that *%#!$@^ piece of crap, I'm going to KILL
his *%#!$@^ @$$.
Examiner: Yes, you've said that enough now. But, we will keep you nice and
safe here where your God won't be able to get to you. (Sticks a needle in
SBHDYBH's arm). There, you won't be seeing your God for a long, long time.
We'll keep you nice and happy. Here slip on this jacket to help keep you
nice and warm...
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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A religious fruitcake is taking a sanity test at a state mental hospital.
Examiner: so, why are you here?
religious fruitcake: well, some people on alt.religion say that people
like us belong in mental institutions.
examiner: why so.
religious fruitcake: well, like I believe in the bible, and everything it
stands for.
examiner: such as
religious fruitcake: well, for one, the bible says people lived to be 900
years old.
examiner: (making notes) , yea, right
religious fruitcake: the bible says that noah built an ark, put 2 of every
animal into it, and survived there while god flooded the earth.
examiner (making more notes), whatever you say, excuse me I have to make a
phone call a minute.
(Examiner to co-worker: I have a real nutcase here).
examiner: what else do you believe?
religious fruitcake well, there's this magical mystery fantasy land called
heaven where we all go after we die, and even though god made the earth
and it's all fucked up, the magical mystery fantasy land is much better,
because god made it.
examiner (making more notes). anything else ?
religious fruitcake: well, this god person is a "loving, caring" god, he
cares for all of us. we are his children?
examiner: what about all the deaths that happen on a daily basis, what
about floods, tsunamis, etc.
religious fruitcake: our lives are god's to do with as he sees fit.
examiner: so, you have no problem with god deciding to just get rid of us
at a moment's notice? what about free will? I thought god will never
interfere with free will
religious fruitcake: no, our lives are gods to do with what he chooses to
do.
examiner: what about free will ?
religious fruitcake: what about it?
examiner: isn't god bypassing our FREE WILL TO LIVE when he chooses to do
what he wants with our lives.
religious fruitcake: of course not.
examiner: excuse me, I need to make a phone call
examiner (on phone to co-worker): get the straight jacket ready, this
religious fruitcake is a REAL NUTCASE).
examiner: sorry about that
examiner: so, why did god make people wander around in the desert for 40+
years, why didn't he just give them fucking directions?
religious fruitcake: no one can comprehend the vision of our god.
examiner: what about this divine plan you talk about ?
religious fruitcake: oh, it's great, god's divine plane, we'll all be in a
HAPPY PLACE.
examiner: (putting straight jacket on religious fruitcake) you're already
in a HAPPY PLACE, you don't have the capability to live in the REAL WORLD.
welcome to the mental institution religious fruitcake.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: why don't you spend time worshipping your god |
30 Apr 2005 12:49:27 PM |
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I find it amazing that you spend more time on a newsgroup replying to me
than worshipping your "loving, caring" god
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: why don't you spend time worshipping your god |
30 Apr 2005 01:14:26 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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I find it amazing that you spend more time on a newsgroup replying to me
than worshipping your "loving, caring" god
Normally I just ignore you and your posts, but this one was just too
entertaining to pass up. Gave me such a good laugh for once from your post.
You are amazed at me? That I took one morning out of my time to reply to
you? I find it utterly amazing you spend so much time yourself posting your
fanatical, asinine, imbecilic, ranting, raving, bull-***** lunacy, and making
such a complete utter fool of yourself. How many hours/days/years of your
pathetic existence do you waste searching for news stories that you can
blame *YOUR* god for?
How much negativity is burned into your soul? You really are a "half empty
glass" person, aren't you? And you want everyone to be as miserable and
gloomy as you are. Christians try to teach the "Good News" (Gospel), you
can only teach the Bad.
I truly pity you. (Whether or not you ask for it)
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: why don't you spend time worshipping your god |
30 Apr 2005 01:51:28 PM |
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you religious nutcases keep saying god is a loving, caring god, then prove
it.
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| User: "James" |
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| Title: Re: SBHDYBH is the REAL NUTCASE that needs a straightjacket |
30 Apr 2005 12:42:07 PM |
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Mathom wrote:
What a freaking mental case this SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim person is. Here is
someone calling all believers in God a "religious fruitcake", yet obviously
believes in God herself (albiet some freaky twisted version of Him). She
believes in a God that takes away Free Will and murders innocent people.
Sounds like Satan to me, as that is Satan's plan not God's. She believes so
much in her god (Satan is her god's name) that it is someone she wants to
kill very badly. This is as nutty as they come.
He/she/it is quite content with the odd inane posting under the mutual
understanding that 90% of usenet has him/her/it plonked. Don't feed the
trolls.
--
James B, master of the tri-pronged scrotal mount
aa #944
"All that belongs to human understanding, in this
deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical,
or at least cautious; and not to admit of any
hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which
is supported by no appearance of probability."
-David Hume
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: SBHDYBH is the REAL NUTCASE that needs a straightjacket |
30 Apr 2005 12:58:32 PM |
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"James" <shiv_@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Mathom wrote:
What a freaking mental case this SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim person is.
Here is
someone calling all believers in God a "religious fruitcake", yet
obviously
believes in God herself (albiet some freaky twisted version of Him).
She
believes in a God that takes away Free Will and murders innocent people.
Sounds like Satan to me, as that is Satan's plan not God's. She
believes so
much in her god (Satan is her god's name) that it is someone she wants
to
kill very badly. This is as nutty as they come.
He/she/it is quite content with the odd inane posting under the mutual
understanding that 90% of usenet has him/her/it plonked. Don't feed the
trolls.
Yah, sorry, James... But this one was just too entertaining to pass up.
--
James B, master of the tri-pronged scrotal mount
aa #944
"All that belongs to human understanding, in this
deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical,
or at least cautious; and not to admit of any
hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which
is supported by no appearance of probability."
-David Hume
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: religious nutcases |
30 Apr 2005 01:16:55 PM |
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You religious nutcases are the ones that keep saying your god s a loving,
caring god.
fine, prove it.
let's see, a tsunami wash over a land, wash over many villages and let's see
ALL of the people survive, a true "miracle of god".
How about that? what you say, impossible, aw, that a little too hard for god
the "almighty" to do.
so, someone that created a world in six days, and for whatever reason had to
rest on day #7, can't save people from floods? Hmmm, this god jackass and
this bible ***** seems like nothing more than a fucking fairy tale and
not a very good one at that.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: what's the matter religious fruitcake??? |
30 Apr 2005 08:46:12 AM |
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at least I don't worship a MASS MURDERER.
what's the matter religious fruitcake? truth hurt ?
You couldn't even come up with any original material could you? you had to
take it from mine. I must have hit a real nerve with you there on the sanity
exam for religious fruitcakes.
Let's take a look, you worship someone that admitted in "his"(lmao) very own
bible, genesis chapter 8, verse 21 that he committed MASS MURDER.
But let's look at things your way for a minute, you say that satan is the
cause of bad things in the world, well, why doesn't your "loving, caring"
god stop satan?, is satan more powerful than your "loving, caring" god??.
I thought all of this was in "god's divine plan" which means he has
FIRSTHAND PRIOR knowledge of all of this, so why doesn't he stop gthe worst
of it from happening. ???
Your "loving, caring" god threw adam and eve out of the garden of eden just
because they ate a freaking apple and gained some knowledge.......ooooh, big
crime there, huh ?????
We certainly wouldn't want religious fruitcakes to gain any knowledge of the
truth now,would we ?
religious fruitcakes, they never cease to amaze.
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| User: "Mathom" |
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30 Apr 2005 12:07:42 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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at least I don't worship a MASS MURDERER.
At least I don't worship a MASS MURDERER, either. So your your arguments
have no bearing.
You however are the one that BELIEVES in a mass murderer, and rant and rave
how you want to kill YOUR God.
what's the matter religious fruitcake? truth hurt ?
It must, cause you sure blew a lid here when you read the truth.
You couldn't even come up with any original material could you? you had to
take it from mine.
Oh, real original calling everybody who doesn't believe in YOUR version of
God a religious fruitcake. I was trying to illustrate how STUPID your
arguments are.
I must have hit a real nerve with you there on the sanity
exam for religious fruitcakes.
No, it gave me a real good laugh. I thought it was the most entertaining
piece of absurdity I've had the chance to read in a while. The nerve must
have been struck with you in seeing how half-witted your arguments are.
Let's take a look, you worship someone that admitted in "his"(lmao) very
own
bible, genesis chapter 8, verse 21 that he committed MASS MURDER.
Yes, the MASS MURDERER *YOU* BELIEVE in, and want to KILL.
Say it all you want. NOBODY WORSHIPS *YOUR* VERSION.
But let's look at things your way for a minute, you say that satan is the
cause of bad things in the world, well, why doesn't your "loving, caring"
god stop satan?, is satan more powerful than your "loving, caring" god??.
I thought all of this was in "god's divine plan" which means he has
FIRSTHAND PRIOR knowledge of all of this, so why doesn't he stop gthe
worst
of it from happening. ???
We've already gone over this. In your perfect little world nothing bad
would happen (If it did, you would complain about it).
Also, who's to say God DOESN'T stop the worst from happening.
Your "loving, caring" god threw adam and eve out of the garden of eden
just
because they ate a freaking apple and gained some knowledge.......ooooh,
big
crime there, huh ?????
Oooooh, you make it sound like such a big punishment. "Ohh no, I'm all
grown up, and I can't live under Daddy's roof anymore. Darn!! I have to
start my family under my own roof, double darn!!"
We certainly wouldn't want religious fruitcakes to gain any knowledge of
the
truth now,would we ?
Truth? What truth? You haven't given even a single argument that holds any
water. But, since you are the only fruitcake around here, that would stand
to reason.
religious fruitcakes, they never cease to amaze.
Yah, so do imbecilic, asinine, ranting lunatics.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: prove your god exists, build an ark |
30 Apr 2005 12:38:50 PM |
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c'mon religious fruitcakes, prove your ***** god exists, build an ark and
gather two of every animal in it.
go for it, religious nutcases.
or are you not willing to prove the existence of your ***** god
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 12:47:15 PM |
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I don't understand your asinine logic sometimes. Why do you want to KILL a
god that DOESN'T exist?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What a freaking raving lunatic.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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c'mon religious fruitcakes, prove your ***** god exists, build an ark
and
gather two of every animal in it.
go for it, religious nutcases.
or are you not willing to prove the existence of your ***** god
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 12:59:26 PM |
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"I don't understand your logic "
I know you don't understand logic, you're a religious fruitcake after all,
logic, common sense, and knowledge are not terms that religious fruitcakes
are used to.
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 01:18:55 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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"I don't understand your logic "
I know you don't understand logic, you're a religious fruitcake after all,
logic, common sense, and knowledge are not terms that religious fruitcakes
are used to.
Let me use small words here for the DUMBASS that can't read.
"I don't understand *YOUR* logic"
The reason is because you have none.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 01:50:38 PM |
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"Let me use small words "
Is that because that's the only kind you were taught in school ?
Granted, I'm going out on a limb presuming that you actually made it past
sixth grade.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 12:58:28 PM |
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prove your god exists, prove he is a loving, caring god
go for it.
"Mathom" <mathom0.hotmail@com> wrote in message
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I don't understand your asinine logic sometimes. Why do you want to KILL a
god that DOESN'T exist?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What a freaking raving lunatic.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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c'mon religious fruitcakes, prove your ***** god exists, build an ark
and
gather two of every animal in it.
go for it, religious nutcases.
or are you not willing to prove the existence of your ***** god
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 01:26:20 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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prove your god exists, prove he is a loving, caring god
go for it.
You don't want proof. You don't want truth. You just want to rant and rave
and be miserable about how awful our poor existence is.
You have had enough proof given to you that you have denied.
BUT!!
I don't expect you will do this, and I will probably get some lame reply
from even suggesting this, but IF (and that's a BIG *IF*) you really want to
know, I know a way you can receive ABSOLUTE PROOF that God exists and is a
loving, caring being.
Nah, you wouldn't do it... forget I mentioned it.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: prove my god DOESN'T exist |
30 Apr 2005 02:02:44 PM |
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There has NEVER been a speck of proof offered that a "loving, caring" god
exists, however there exists more than enough evidence to prove he either:
a. doesn't exist at all, or
b. at the very least prove he doesn't give a ***** and is a
COLD, CRUEL, HEARTLESS *****. .
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: what's the matter religious fruitcake??? |
30 Apr 2005 12:36:11 PM |
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your post makes absolutely no fucking sense, and just like a religious
fruitcake, you refuse to provide any answers to questions that are posed
your way. You didn't answer one question that I asked of you.
why did adam and eve get throw out of the garden of eden? fior eating an
apple and gaining some knowledge? big fucking deal.
of course, we certainly wouldn't want religious fruitcakes to have any
knowledge of the truth now, would we?
your reply to the below was absurd, just like the usual religious *****.
Your "loving, caring" god threw adam and eve out of the garden of eden
just > because they ate a freaking apple and gained some
knowledge.......ooooh, big crime there, huh ?????
"Oooooh, you make it sound like such a big punishment. "Ohh no, I'm all
grown up, and I can't live under Daddy's roof anymore. Darn!! I have to
start my family under my own roof, double darn"
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| User: "Mathom" |
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| Title: Re: what's the matter religious fruitcake??? |
30 Apr 2005 12:54:15 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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your post makes absolutely no fucking sense, and just like a religious
fruitcake, you refuse to provide any answers to questions that are posed
your way. You didn't answer one question that I asked of you.
NO, my posts make perfect sense... You are the one ranting and raving like
a lunatic. You didn't even ASK a question. Your so-called "questions" are
statements that you already have your own idiotic answers to.
YOU are the one not interested in truth, just spouting imbecilic lunacy
about *YOUR* MURDEROUS GOD that *YOU* want to KILL, but one that DOESN'T
really EXIST in *YOUR* mind in the first place!!!!
Is that fucked up or what???
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: what's the matter religious fruitcake??? |
30 Apr 2005 01:11:03 PM |
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Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth,
poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is
definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I
am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a
Supreme Being. This is the kind of ***** you'd expect from an office temp
with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run
universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ***** a long time
ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at
these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.
No woman could or would ever ***** things up like this. So, if there is a
God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least
incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a *****
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: do you believe in 900+ year old people? lmao ! |
30 Apr 2005 09:31:07 AM |
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lmao, 900 year old people..... what a crock of ***** !
the bible doesn't even make a good fairy tale, even my dog knows that people
don't live to be 900 years old. my dog is far more intelligent than
religious fruitcakes (of course, that's not really a good comparison, after
all, my screen door is smarter than religious fruitcakes).
Adam, nine-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 5:5)
1.. INSTANCES OF » Seth, nine-hundred and twelve years (Genesis 5:8)
2.. INSTANCES OF » Enos, nine-hundred and five years (Genesis 5:11)
3.. INSTANCES OF » Cainan, nine-hundred and ten years (Genesis 5:14)
4.. INSTANCES OF » Mahalaleel, eight-hundred and ninety-five years
(Genesis 5:17)
5.. INSTANCES OF » Jared, nine-hundred and sixty-two years (Genesis 5:20)
6.. INSTANCES OF » Enoch, three-hundred and sixty-five years (Genesis
5:23)
7.. INSTANCES OF » Methuselah, nine-hundred and sixty-nine years (Genesis
5:27)
8.. INSTANCES OF » Lamech, seven-hundred and seventy-seven years (Genesis
5:31)
9.. INSTANCES OF » Noah, nine-hundred and fifty years (Genesis 9:29)
10.. INSTANCES OF » Shem, six-hundred years (Genesis 11:10,11)
11.. INSTANCES OF » Arphaxad, four-hundred and thirty-eight years (Genesis
11:12,13)
12.. INSTANCES OF » Salah, four-hundred and thirty-three years (Genesis
11:14,15)
13.. INSTANCES OF » Eber, four-hundred and sixty-four years (Genesis
11:16,17)
14.. INSTANCES OF » Peleg, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:18,19)
15.. INSTANCES OF » Reu, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:20,21)
16.. INSTANCES OF » Serug, two-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 11:22,23)
17.. INSTANCES OF » Nahor, one-hundred and forty-eight years (Genesis
11:24,25)
18.. INSTANCES OF » Terah, two-hundred and five years (Genesis 11:32)
19.. INSTANCES OF » Job, "lived one-hundred and forty years" after his
ordeal, and then "he died at a very great age," (Job 42:16,17)
20.. INSTANCES OF » Sarah, one-hundred and twenty-seven years (Genesis
23:1)
21.. INSTANCES OF » Abraham, one-hundred and seventy-five years (Genesis
25:7)
22.. INSTANCES OF » Isaac, one-hundred and eighty years (Genesis 35:28)
23.. INSTANCES OF » Jacob, one-hundred and forty-seven years (Genesis
47:28)
24.. INSTANCES OF » Joseph, one-hundred and ten years (Genesis 50:26)
25.. INSTANCES OF » Amram, one-hundred and thirty-seven years (Exodus
6:20)
26.. INSTANCES OF » Aaron, one-hundred and twenty-three years (Numbers
33:39)
27.. INSTANCES OF » Moses, one-hundred and twenty years (Deuteronomy
31:2;34:7)
28.. INSTANCES OF » Joshua, one-hundred and ten years (Joshua 24:29)
29.. INSTANCES OF » Eli, ninety-eight years (1 Samuel 4:15)
30.. INSTANCES OF » Barzillai, eighty years (2 Samuel 19:32)
31.. INSTANCES OF » Jehoiada, one-hundred and thirty years (2 Chronicles
24:15)
32.. INSTANCES OF » Anna, older than eighty-four years (Luke 2:36,37)
33.. INSTANCES OF » Paul, "the aged one" (Philemon 1:9)
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| Title: Re: do you believe in 900+ year old people? lmao ! |
30 Apr 2005 11:26:02 AM |
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Bwahahaha, you come up with the funniest arguments. ROFLMAO.
You sound like someone out of the middle ages (where life expectancy was in
the mid 30's) saying...
"lmao, 130 year old people...... what a crock of ***** !"
Oh well, thx for the good laugh.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:LEMce.1749$pe3.132@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
lmao, 900 year old people..... what a crock of ***** !
the bible doesn't even make a good fairy tale, even my dog knows that
people
don't live to be 900 years old. my dog is far more intelligent than
religious fruitcakes (of course, that's not really a good comparison,
after
all, my screen door is smarter than religious fruitcakes).
Adam, nine-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 5:5)
1.. INSTANCES OF » Seth, nine-hundred and twelve years (Genesis 5:8)
2.. INSTANCES OF » Enos, nine-hundred and five years (Genesis 5:11)
3.. INSTANCES OF » Cainan, nine-hundred and ten years (Genesis 5:14)
4.. INSTANCES OF » Mahalaleel, eight-hundred and ninety-five years
(Genesis 5:17)
5.. INSTANCES OF » Jared, nine-hundred and sixty-two years (Genesis
5:20)
6.. INSTANCES OF » Enoch, three-hundred and sixty-five years (Genesis
5:23)
7.. INSTANCES OF » Methuselah, nine-hundred and sixty-nine years
(Genesis
5:27)
8.. INSTANCES OF » Lamech, seven-hundred and seventy-seven years
(Genesis
5:31)
9.. INSTANCES OF » Noah, nine-hundred and fifty years (Genesis 9:29)
10.. INSTANCES OF » Shem, six-hundred years (Genesis 11:10,11)
11.. INSTANCES OF » Arphaxad, four-hundred and thirty-eight years
(Genesis
11:12,13)
12.. INSTANCES OF » Salah, four-hundred and thirty-three years (Genesis
11:14,15)
13.. INSTANCES OF » Eber, four-hundred and sixty-four years (Genesis
11:16,17)
14.. INSTANCES OF » Peleg, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:18,19)
15.. INSTANCES OF » Reu, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:20,21)
16.. INSTANCES OF » Serug, two-hundred and thirty years (Genesis
11:22,23)
17.. INSTANCES OF » Nahor, one-hundred and forty-eight years (Genesis
11:24,25)
18.. INSTANCES OF » Terah, two-hundred and five years (Genesis 11:32)
19.. INSTANCES OF » Job, "lived one-hundred and forty years" after his
ordeal, and then "he died at a very great age," (Job 42:16,17)
20.. INSTANCES OF » Sarah, one-hundred and twenty-seven years (Genesis
23:1)
21.. INSTANCES OF » Abraham, one-hundred and seventy-five years (Genesis
25:7)
22.. INSTANCES OF » Isaac, one-hundred and eighty years (Genesis 35:28)
23.. INSTANCES OF » Jacob, one-hundred and forty-seven years (Genesis
47:28)
24.. INSTANCES OF » Joseph, one-hundred and ten years (Genesis 50:26)
25.. INSTANCES OF » Amram, one-hundred and thirty-seven years (Exodus
6:20)
26.. INSTANCES OF » Aaron, one-hundred and twenty-three years (Numbers
33:39)
27.. INSTANCES OF » Moses, one-hundred and twenty years (Deuteronomy
31:2;34:7)
28.. INSTANCES OF » Joshua, one-hundred and ten years (Joshua 24:29)
29.. INSTANCES OF » Eli, ninety-eight years (1 Samuel 4:15)
30.. INSTANCES OF » Barzillai, eighty years (2 Samuel 19:32)
31.. INSTANCES OF » Jehoiada, one-hundred and thirty years (2 Chronicles
24:15)
32.. INSTANCES OF » Anna, older than eighty-four years (Luke 2:36,37)
33.. INSTANCES OF » Paul, "the aged one" (Philemon 1:9)
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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30 Apr 2005 11:30:14 AM |
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people keep saying life expectancy is increasing, hmmm.
increasing????, sounds like it's going downhill and fucking fast.
during biblical (lmao) times, people were living to be 900 years old, now
they only live to around 80 or so on average.
"Mathom" <mathom0.hotmail@com> wrote in message
news:1114878378.8a9f476b4229fd226a6bc8733194ef59@teranews...
Bwahahaha, you come up with the funniest arguments. ROFLMAO.
You sound like someone out of the middle ages (where life expectancy was
in
the mid 30's) saying...
"lmao, 130 year old people...... what a crock of ***** !"
Oh well, thx for the good laugh.
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:LEMce.1749$pe3.132@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
lmao, 900 year old people..... what a crock of ***** !
the bible doesn't even make a good fairy tale, even my dog knows that
people
don't live to be 900 years old. my dog is far more intelligent than
religious fruitcakes (of course, that's not really a good comparison,
after
all, my screen door is smarter than religious fruitcakes).
Adam, nine-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 5:5)
1.. INSTANCES OF » Seth, nine-hundred and twelve years (Genesis 5:8)
2.. INSTANCES OF » Enos, nine-hundred and five years (Genesis 5:11)
3.. INSTANCES OF » Cainan, nine-hundred and ten years (Genesis 5:14)
4.. INSTANCES OF » Mahalaleel, eight-hundred and ninety-five years
(Genesis 5:17)
5.. INSTANCES OF » Jared, nine-hundred and sixty-two years (Genesis
5:20)
6.. INSTANCES OF » Enoch, three-hundred and sixty-five years (Genesis
5:23)
7.. INSTANCES OF » Methuselah, nine-hundred and sixty-nine years
(Genesis
5:27)
8.. INSTANCES OF » Lamech, seven-hundred and seventy-seven years
(Genesis
5:31)
9.. INSTANCES OF » Noah, nine-hundred and fifty years (Genesis 9:29)
10.. INSTANCES OF » Shem, six-hundred years (Genesis 11:10,11)
11.. INSTANCES OF » Arphaxad, four-hundred and thirty-eight years
(Genesis
11:12,13)
12.. INSTANCES OF » Salah, four-hundred and thirty-three years (Genesis
11:14,15)
13.. INSTANCES OF » Eber, four-hundred and sixty-four years (Genesis
11:16,17)
14.. INSTANCES OF » Peleg, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:18,19)
15.. INSTANCES OF » Reu, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:20,21)
16.. INSTANCES OF » Serug, two-hundred and thirty years (Genesis
11:22,23)
17.. INSTANCES OF » Nahor, one-hundred and forty-eight years (Genesis
11:24,25)
18.. INSTANCES OF » Terah, two-hundred and five years (Genesis 11:32)
19.. INSTANCES OF » Job, "lived one-hundred and forty years" after his
ordeal, and then "he died at a very great age," (Job 42:16,17)
20.. INSTANCES OF » Sarah, one-hundred and twenty-seven years (Genesis
23:1)
21.. INSTANCES OF » Abraham, one-hundred and seventy-five years
(Genesis
25:7)
22.. INSTANCES OF » Isaac, one-hundred and eighty years (Genesis 35:28)
23.. INSTANCES OF » Jacob, one-hundred and forty-seven years (Genesis
47:28)
24.. INSTANCES OF » Joseph, one-hundred and ten years (Genesis 50:26)
25.. INSTANCES OF » Amram, one-hundred and thirty-seven years (Exodus
6:20)
26.. INSTANCES OF » Aaron, one-hundred and twenty-three years (Numbers
33:39)
27.. INSTANCES OF » Moses, one-hundred and twenty years (Deuteronomy
31:2;34:7)
28.. INSTANCES OF » Joshua, one-hundred and ten years (Joshua 24:29)
29.. INSTANCES OF » Eli, ninety-eight years (1 Samuel 4:15)
30.. INSTANCES OF » Barzillai, eighty years (2 Samuel 19:32)
31.. INSTANCES OF » Jehoiada, one-hundred and thirty years (2
Chronicles
24:15)
32.. INSTANCES OF » Anna, older than eighty-four years (Luke 2:36,37)
33.. INSTANCES OF » Paul, "the aged one" (Philemon 1:9)
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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30 Apr 2005 03:19:12 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
people keep saying life expectancy is increasing, hmmm.
increasing????, sounds like it's going downhill and fucking fast.
during biblical (lmao) times, people were living to be 900 years old, now
they only live to around 80 or so on average.
Geaorge Gershwin said it best:
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The t'ings dat yo' li'ble
To read in de Bible,
It ain't necessarily so....
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
But who calls dat livin'
When no gal will give in
To no man what's nine hundred years ?
To get into Hebben
Don' snap for a sebben !
Live clean ! Don' have no fault !
Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's pos'ble,
But wid a grain of salt.
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show,
It ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't necessarily ... so ! -- L.
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| User: "Libertarius" |
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| Title: Re: do you believe in 900+ year old people? lmao ! THE ANSWER |
30 Apr 2005 03:15:55 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
lmao, 900 year old people..... what a crock of ***** !
the bible doesn't even make a good fairy tale, even my dog knows that people
don't live to be 900 years old. my dog is far more intelligent than
religious fruitcakes (of course, that's not really a good comparison, after
all, my screen door is smarter than religious fruitcakes).
===>It was well summarized by Gershwin:
"Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
But who calls dat livin'
When no gal will give in
To no man what's nine hundred years ?"
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The t'ings dat yo' li'ble
To read in de Bible,
It ain't necessarily so.
Li'l David was small, but oh my !
Li'l David was small, but oh my !
He fought Big Goliath
Who lay down an' dieth !
Li'l David was small, but oh my !
Wadoo, zim bam boddle-oo,
Hoodle ah da wa da,
Scatty wah !
Oh yeah !...
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale,
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale,
Fo' he made his home in
Dat fish's abdomen.
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale.
Li'l Moses was found in a stream.
Li'l Moses was found in a stream.
He floated on water
Till Ol' Pharaoh's daughter,
She fished him, she said, from dat stream.
Wadoo ...
Well, it ain't necessarily so
Well, it ain't necessarily so
Dey tells all you chillun
De debble's a villun,
But it ain't necessarily so !
To get into Hebben
Don' snap for a sebben !
Live clean ! Don' have no fault !
Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's pos'ble,
But wid a grain of salt.
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,
But who calls dat livin'
When no gal will give in
To no man what's nine hundred years ?
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show,
It ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't nece-ain't nece
Ain't necessarily ... so !
THERE'S THE ANSWER! -- L.
Adam, nine-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 5:5)
1.. INSTANCES OF » Seth, nine-hundred and twelve years (Genesis 5:8)
2.. INSTANCES OF » Enos, nine-hundred and five years (Genesis 5:11)
3.. INSTANCES OF » Cainan, nine-hundred and ten years (Genesis 5:14)
4.. INSTANCES OF » Mahalaleel, eight-hundred and ninety-five years
(Genesis 5:17)
5.. INSTANCES OF » Jared, nine-hundred and sixty-two years (Genesis 5:20)
6.. INSTANCES OF » Enoch, three-hundred and sixty-five years (Genesis
5:23)
7.. INSTANCES OF » Methuselah, nine-hundred and sixty-nine years (Genesis
5:27)
8.. INSTANCES OF » Lamech, seven-hundred and seventy-seven years (Genesis
5:31)
9.. INSTANCES OF » Noah, nine-hundred and fifty years (Genesis 9:29)
10.. INSTANCES OF » Shem, six-hundred years (Genesis 11:10,11)
11.. INSTANCES OF » Arphaxad, four-hundred and thirty-eight years (Genesis
11:12,13)
12.. INSTANCES OF » Salah, four-hundred and thirty-three years (Genesis
11:14,15)
13.. INSTANCES OF » Eber, four-hundred and sixty-four years (Genesis
11:16,17)
14.. INSTANCES OF » Peleg, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:18,19)
15.. INSTANCES OF » Reu, two-hundred and thirty-nine years (Genesis
11:20,21)
16.. INSTANCES OF » Serug, two-hundred and thirty years (Genesis 11:22,23)
17.. INSTANCES OF » Nahor, one-hundred and forty-eight years (Genesis
11:24,25)
18.. INSTANCES OF » Terah, two-hundred and five years (Genesis 11:32)
19.. INSTANCES OF » Job, "lived one-hundred and forty years" after his
ordeal, and then "he died at a very great age," (Job 42:16,17)
20.. INSTANCES OF » Sarah, one-hundred and twenty-seven years (Genesis
23:1)
21.. INSTANCES OF » Abraham, one-hundred and seventy-five years (Genesis
25:7)
22.. INSTANCES OF » Isaac, one-hundred and eighty years (Genesis 35:28)
23.. INSTANCES OF » Jacob, one-hundred and forty-seven years (Genesis
47:28)
24.. INSTANCES OF » Joseph, one-hundred and ten years (Genesis 50:26)
25.. INSTANCES OF » Amram, one-hundred and thirty-seven years (Exodus
6:20)
26.. INSTANCES OF » Aaron, one-hundred and twenty-three years (Numbers
33:39)
27.. INSTANCES OF » Moses, one-hundred and twenty years (Deuteronomy
31:2;34:7)
28.. INSTANCES OF » Joshua, one-hundred and ten years (Joshua 24:29)
29.. INSTANCES OF » Eli, ninety-eight years (1 Samuel 4:15)
30.. INSTANCES OF » Barzillai, eighty years (2 Samuel 19:32)
31.. INSTANCES OF » Jehoiada, one-hundred and thirty years (2 Chronicles
24:15)
32.. INSTANCES OF » Anna, older than eighty-four years (Luke 2:36,37)
33.. INSTANCES OF » Paul, "the aged one" (Philemon 1:9)
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