Directive to regional directors:
The Great Leader of our unified world government has issued a directive
for regional leaders to carry out. It seems that some in the world
want to wear single colored clothes, exclusive of the many colors of
clothes out there. The Great Leader recently saw some people on the
road wearing only white. WHITE?!? Why only white, when there are many
other colors out there? Where are the greens, the reds, the blues,
and..yes, importantly..the blacks? What makes these people think they
have the best way to dress, thinking they know more than the rest of
us. A truly tolerant society cannot allow such crass color intolerance
in our midst.
So, starting immediately, everyone is to wear every color in their
clothes. Tie dye them if you have to but make them rainbows to truly
reveal our diversity. In fact, why should the color be the only
standard. Why should anyone wear only cotton, when there are many
other types of clothes. So, expand this directive. Everyone's clothes
should be cotton and satan and rayon and more. They should be
reflective of the poor among us. There should be no dresses only, for
that says women are better than men. There should be no suits only,
for that sends the same message. So, the clothes should have patches
of suit material, cotton, and more with a dress like hang over the pant
legs. The clothes should make us all be like each other from poor to
rich to The Great Leader....wait...recind the order. Wait for further
instructions.
Ken Clifton
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
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