Software Update from Microsoft for Dems
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation announced a new font-pack upgrade
for Microsoft Word this week. Aimed at CBS News reporters, the Kerry
Campaign, and others in the document forgery market, it includes a
series of special typefaces such as "1973_Selectric.ttf,"
"underwood_1965.ttf," and several others.
"We really don't recommend using Times New Roman, our default typeface,
if you are trying to fake the appearance of a typed military memo from
the early 1970s," said Microsoft Word product manager Shirley
KerryFlipFlops.
"If you don't have our new font pack, we at least recommend you use
Courier 10pt or 12pt. Also available in the font pack are
'Whats_The_Frequency_Kenneth.ttf,'
'Rathers_Bleeding_Liberal_Heart_As_Fake_As_Kerrys_Purple_Hearts.ttf,'
and 'Obvious_Forgery_To_All_But_CBS.ttf,' which support sophisticated
kerning, complex font designs, as well as macros to set up text in ways
old-fashioned typewriters never did."
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This pretty much sums up John Kerry!
I would like to add my two cents about my John Kerry experience.
During my career as an Air Force pilot, I spent two years flying a small
twin-engine prop plane around the Pacific from my base in Okinawa,
Japan. On one trip we had to fly Senator Kerry, his congressional aide,
and a Navy Captain (Vietnam, A-4 fighter pilot) who was also in Kerry's
party to various locations in Vietnam and Cambodia as part of the
MIA/POW talks. When I met him, he was wearing a shirt with a picture of
his sailboat on it. I told him I had a small 27' sailboat in Okinawa, he
remarked 'Oh I never sail on anything less than 135 feet'. I laughed to
myself and realized this guy was no sailor.
When we first flew him into Phnom Penh, he went to the back of the
airplane and grabbed the pizza that was put aside for the crew and
passed it around to his staff. He was never offered any pizza because
they were supposed to have lunch with the Cambodian government once we
landed. The pizza would have been our only meal that day. He just never
cared to ask.
Then when we picked him up in Cambodia, he was an hour late getting to
the airport. We could not start the engines and therefore the air
conditioning until he arrived. Phnom Penh at that time was over 100
degrees with 95% humidity and we were basically sitting in a greenhouse
behind the cockpit windows. When he finally did arrive, we were wringing
out our clothes from the perspiration. He walks out of the air
conditioned car, into the airplane and asks us 'Could you guys get the
air conditioning running, I'm a little warm." The other pilot had to
physically restrain me from going back there and picking a fight.
Then we took him into Noi Bai airfield in Hanoi. After we picked him up
the next day (he stayed the night in Vietnam, we stayed in Bangkok) we
taxied out, ran up the engines for takeoff, and noticed that our prop
rpm was vibrating all over the place. We taxied off to the side to look
at it, but there was a good possibility that there was an engine
malfunction and the engine may fail if we took off with it. Well, Mr.
Senator sticks his head up in the cockpit and says 'this plane WILL take
- off, I have a press conference in Bangkok in three hours!" (Maybe this
is an indication of how he will run the FAA). We ran the engines again,
and did not have the problem, so we took off and made it back.
During the flight, he told everyone how he had taken a Cessna (a small
General aviation plane) up with a fighter pilot, and the fighter pilot
remarked that Kerry was one of the best pilots he had ever seen. I don't
know about other pilots out there, but it's hard to imagine a little,
single-engine prop plane pilot being able to show the 'right stuff'.
After Kerry left the plane, the Navy Captain came up to us, apologized
and said basically that he knows Kerry is a jerk and that we should be
glad we don't have to deal with him every day....
Or will we?
WE HAD BETTER GET OUT AND VOTE!!
Jack Privitt
HPE Computer Specialist, Inc.
5314 Mac Arthur Dr.
North Little Rock, AR 72118
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You know you're a FAIRY...
.... when you vote for John Fairy Kerry.
.... when you believe you must be "sensitive" to terrorists who kill
babies and women.
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The Case of Anne Marie Murphy: Are Pregnant Irish Girls Bombs?
What Demon-KKK-Rats like "Chappaquidick" Kennedy don't want you to know
Soccer Moms! Remember the poor Irish girl who was knocked up by an arab
sub-animal immigrant and then sent on a plane with (unbeknownst to her)
a bomb set to explode in flight. Thankfully, the plot, which was
pre-9/11 and yet another example of muslim terrorism, was foiled thanks
to excellent Israeli intel and profiling. See CBS 60 Minutes II,
"Profiling dirty arab terrorists works," 1/16/2002; see also, BBC News,
"Foiling dirty arabs," 7/5/2002.
"In 1986, Anne Marie Murphy, a young Irish woman, was planning to take
an El Al flight from London to Tel Aviv to meet the parents of her
fiance, a Palestinian. Murphy, who was pregnant, had no idea that the
man she was planning to marry had hidden plastic explosives and a
detonator in one of her suitcases. Israeli profilers interviewing Murphy
found out about her boyfriend, got suspicious, and then discovered the
bomb before the jumbo jet took off."
"[S]ecurity experts ... point to an attempt in 1986 by a Jordanian to
send his Irish girlfriend on to an El Al flight with a bomb concealed in
her hand luggage without her knowledge. / The woman, Anne-Marie Murphy,
was preparing to board an Israel-bound flight at London's Heathrow
airport, when she was quizzed by a ticket agent trained to screen
passengers. / Since the agent thought her story didn't add up, screeners
re-examined her baggage, which an X-ray had cleared and found seven
pounds of explosives in the lining."
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