Cute statements that have been written by actual students while they were
taking exams:

1. In the first book of the Bible, guinisis, God got tired of creating the
world so he took a day off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
3. Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc.
4. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
5. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.
6. The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert, afterwards Moses went up to
Mount Cyanide and got the 10 amendments.
7. The first commandment was when Adam told Eve to eat the apple.
8. The fifth commandment is humor thy father and mother.
9. The seventh commandment, thou shalt not admit adultery.
10. Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
11. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
still and he obeyed him.
13. Joshua fought with the finkalstiens, a race of people who lived in
biblical times.
14. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
15. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on everybody's head.
16. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
17. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
18. Solomon, one of David's sons had three hundred wives and seven hundred
porcupines.
19. A Christian should have only one spouse and this is called monotony.

Shalom,
Bill