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Religions > Bible |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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27 Jan 2008 08:38:41 AM |
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THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
The christian horsecrap,
you can be a good person, you can spend time with children, you can donate
to charity, you can treat people well, you can help the poor and the
homeless, but if you don't believe in and give your life to the christian
sky pixie, sorry, NO GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY land called
heaven for you.
however, you can be the most idiotic, evil, vile, immoral, disgusting piece
of humanity on earth, but as long as you give your life to the christian sky
pixie on your death bed, VIOLA, YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
christianity, what a crock of crap
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| User: "Ghamph" |
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| Title: Re: THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
27 Jan 2008 12:04:46 PM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:13pp5rj2lbutec0@corp.supernews.com...
The christian horsecrap,
you can be a good person, you can spend time with children, you can donate
to charity, you can treat people well, you can help the poor and the
homeless, but if you don't believe in and give your life to the christian
sky pixie, sorry, NO GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY land
called
heaven for you.
however, you can be the most idiotic, evil, vile, immoral, disgusting
piece
of humanity on earth, but as long as you give your life to the christian
sky
pixie on your death bed, VIOLA, YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
christianity, what a crock of crap
True, the Christian God needs to inspire a new (modern) Bible.
This time maybe it would be something that non-morons might accept.
Hopefully not such a crock of crap.
Be a model human example and forget to "call His name" and you're screwed.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
27 Jan 2008 12:59:48 PM |
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"Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
news:13pphqdaila10e2@corp.supernews.com...
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:13pp5rj2lbutec0@corp.supernews.com...
The christian horsecrap,
you can be a good person, you can spend time with children, you can
donate
to charity, you can treat people well, you can help the poor and the
homeless, but if you don't believe in and give your life to the christian
sky pixie, sorry, NO GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY land
called
heaven for you.
however, you can be the most idiotic, evil, vile, immoral, disgusting
piece
of humanity on earth, but as long as you give your life to the christian
sky
pixie on your death bed, VIOLA, YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
christianity, what a crock of crap
True, the Christian God needs to inspire a new (modern) Bible.
This time maybe it would be something that non-morons might accept.
exactly, maybe somrthing a little more up to date.
Hopefully not such a crock of crap.
hopefully not, it can't get much worse than the christian bible
hopefully with his update, maybe people won't have to MURDER their only son
to satisfy a sick, twisted need for an ego boost from the sky pixie, and
maybe he won't be turning people into pillars of salt for committing the
ultimate crime of looking over their shoulder, and heaven forbid, maybe
people can still live in gardens even after eating some fruit from a tree
maybe the new god will actually get off of his FAT, LAZY ***** FOR ONCE AND
PREVENT CHILDREN FROM BEING RAPED AND MURDERED
Be a model human example and forget to "call His name" and you're screwed.
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| User: "Andrew" |
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| Title: Re: THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
27 Jan 2008 03:50:44 PM |
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On 2008-01-27 18:04:46 +0000, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> said:
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:13pp5rj2lbutec0@corp.supernews.com...
The christian horsecrap,
you can be a good person, you can spend time with children, you can donate
to charity, you can treat people well, you can help the poor and the
homeless, but if you don't believe in and give your life to the christian
sky pixie, sorry, NO GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY land
called
heaven for you.
however, you can be the most idiotic, evil, vile, immoral, disgusting
piece
of humanity on earth, but as long as you give your life to the christian
sky
pixie on your death bed, VIOLA, YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
christianity, what a crock of crap
True, the Christian God needs to inspire a new (modern) Bible.
This time maybe it would be something that non-morons might accept.
And then he might go on to produce one that even you can understand.
Possibly with lots of nice bright pictures and the kind LOTS OF CAPITAL
LETTERS your sock-puppeteer specialises in.
Hopefully not such a crock of crap.
Be a model human example and forget to "call His name" and you're screwed.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
27 Jan 2008 04:29:15 PM |
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"Andrew" <thecroft@macunlimited.net> wrote in message
news:2008012721504450073-thecroft@macunlimitednet...
On 2008-01-27 18:04:46 +0000, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> said:
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:13pp5rj2lbutec0@corp.supernews.com...
The christian horsecrap,
you can be a good person, you can spend time with children, you can
donate
to charity, you can treat people well, you can help the poor and the
homeless, but if you don't believe in and give your life to the
christian
sky pixie, sorry, NO GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL MYSTERY FANTASY land
called
heaven for you.
however, you can be the most idiotic, evil, vile, immoral, disgusting
piece
of humanity on earth, but as long as you give your life to the christian
sky
pixie on your death bed, VIOLA, YOU GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET INTO MAGICAL
MYSTERY FANTASY LAND CALLED HEAVEN.
christianity, what a crock of crap
True, the Christian God needs to inspire a new (modern) Bible.
This time maybe it would be something that non-morons might accept.
And then he might go on to produce one that even you can understand.
Possibly with lots of nice bright pictures and the kind LOTS OF CAPITAL
LETTERS your sock-puppeteer specialises in.
well, the TRUTH would be good for starters, not the ***** ramblings of a
bunch of superstitious cave dwellers and goat fckers
Hopefully not such a crock of crap.
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| User: "Fartass Jewad" |
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| Title: Re: THE CHRISTIAN HORSECRAP - GET YOUR GOLDEN TICKET |
29 Jan 2008 12:55:12 AM |
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