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The Revelations of John Q. Public (revealed 06/06/06) |
1:1 This is the Revelation of a New Doctrine, which Double Ewe
received from his base showing the things which must happen soon, which
he sent and made known by his operatives to his servants on FOX,
1:2 Blessed is he who reads many news sources, and keep in mind the
things that are written, for the time is at hand when events once
uncovered are finally seeing the light of day.
1:3 I John Q. Public, your brother and partner with you in
oppression, empire, and faith in the Rule of Law, was on the isle
called Gitmo because of the New Doctrine and the testimony of a Cowboy.
1:4 I was trying to survive yet another day, when I heard behind me a
loud voice, like a trumpet saying.
1:5 "What you see, write in a diary and post to various blogs and
newsgroups."
1:6 I turned to see the voice that spoke with me. Having turned, I
saw the Coalition of the Bribed.
1:7 And among them was a Cowboy, clothed with orange jumpsuit, adorned
with shackles around his wrists and ankles. Yea, did he frog march.
1:8 His head and his hair were unkempt. His eyes were red like a
flame of fire.
1:9 His smelled of oil, as if he had been showering in a refinery.
His voice was like the voice of many waters, all slurred and garbled.
He walked like one drugged.
1:10 He lifted the middle finger of his right hand. Out of his mouth
proceeded a forked tongue. His face was flushed with anger.
1:11 When I saw him, I fell Rolling On The Floor, Laughing.
1:12 He looked down at his shackles, saying, "Don't be amused. I am
the first but not the last, there will be others. I thought I got
away with murder, and behold, I may be condemned forever. Behold, I
have the keys of Death and of Hades.
1:13 Write therefore the things which you have seen in Fallujah, and
the things which are being uncovered in Haditha, and the things which
will happen in Anbar Province hereafter."
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2:1 I looked and saw a door open in the wall, and the first voice
that I heard, like an intercom speaking with me, was saying, "Come up
here, and I will show you the things which must happen after this."
2:2 Immediately I was in the Oval Office. Behold, there was a throne
set in the middle, and a Cowboy sitting on the throne. He wore a big
hat, but boasted no cattle.
2:3 There was a bright yellow carpet on the floor, which cynically
gave the room a sense of optimism.
2:4 Around the throne were twenty-four saddles. On the saddles were
twenty-four pioneers sitting, with crowns of gold on their heads.
2:5 There were seven oil lamps burning before his throne, which are
the Spirits of the Seven Sisters.
2:6 Before the throne was something like a sea of oil. In the midst
of the throne, and around the throne were four creatures full of eyes
before and behind.
2:7 The first creature was like a Central Intelligence , and the
second creature like No Such Agency, and the third creature had a face
like a Negro man who spoke Spanish, and the fourth was like a flying
eagle.
2:8 The four living creatures are full of eyes around about and
within. They have no rest day and night for they suckle off phone
lines.
2:9 As long as the living creatures give information, secrets, and
privileged communications to the Cowboy on the throne, they believe
they will reign forever and ever,
2:10 the twenty-four pioneers fall down before the Cowboy who sits on
the throne, and worship him who doles out contracts, and throw their
crowns before the throne, saying,
2:11 "Worthy are you, Double Ewe, to receive the glory, the honor, and
the power, for we created all things, and because of our desire they
existed, and were created!"
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3:1 I saw, in the right hand of the Cowboy, a Policy written for him
inside and outside, sealed shut with seven seals.
3:2 I heard a loud voice proclaim, "Who is worthy to open the book,
and to break its seals?"
3:3 And I wept much, because no one was found worthy to open the book,
or to look in it.
3:5 A small voice said to me, "Don't weep. Behold, the Lies which
supported this Campaign are overcome; now comes she who opens the book
and its seven seals."
3:6 I saw in the midst of the throne and of the four living creatures,
and in the midst of the pioneers, a child looking as though it had been
slain, wrapped in a bloody blanket.
3:7 Then she rose, and she took the book out of the right hand of the
Cowboy who sat on the throne.
3:8 Now when she had taken the book, the four living creatures and the
twenty-four pioneers fell all over themselves trying to grab the book
back. A great noise was sent out over the airwaves to confuse and
confound.
3:9 Then I saw, and I heard something like a voice of millions around
the throne, the living creatures, and the pioneers; they were marching
and chanting in many tongues;
3:10 saying with a loud voice, "Worthy is the child who has been
killed to receive the power, wealth, wisdom, strength, honor, glory,
and blessing!"
3:11 The four living creatures said, "Damn!" The pioneers fell upon
their cell phones and labored to draw up a new communications strategy.
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4:1 I saw that the Child opened one of the seven seals, and I heard
one of the four living creatures speak in an Elder voice that brayed,
"Get Over It Already!"
4:2 And behold, a white horse, and a Cowboy who sat on it had a
microphone. A crown was given to him by a Court, and he came forth
conquering, and to conquer.
4:3 When she opened the second seal, I heard the second living
creature saying in a Savage voice, "Terrorist Appeaser!"
4:4 Another came forth, a red horse. To him who sat on it was given
power to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another. There was given to him a great sword.
4:5 When she opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature
saying in a Colder voice, "Traitor!" And behold, a black horse, and he
who sat on it had a balance in his hand. His thumb weighed heavy on
one scale. Thus, justice was not dispensed, it was denied.
4:6 I heard a hidden voice in the midst of the four living creatures
saying, "A tax-cut for the haves, and two tax-cuts for the dead! Don't
damage the oil and the wine!"
4:7 When she opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth
living creature exclaim with a Rush, "Conspiracy Nut!"
4:8 And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was
Chainee. Halliburton followed with him. Authority over one fourth of
the earth, to kill with the sword, with famine, with death, and by
chemical weapons was given to him.
4:9 When she opened the fifth seal, I saw underneath the throne the
souls of the innocents who had been killed for the War on Terror, and
for the testimony of Double Ewe which they had.
4:10 They cried with a loud voice, saying, "How long before you judge
and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"
4:11 An orange jumpsuit was given to each of them. They were told
that they should rest yet for a while, until their fellow servants and
their brothers, who would also be killed even as they were, could enjoy
similar liberation.
4:12 I saw when she opened the sixth seal, and there was a great
explosion. The sun came out at night and the world watched with shock
and awe.
4:13 The basis of international law was removed like a scroll when it
is rolled up. Every treaty and accord began to burn.
4:14 The kings of the earth, the princes, the commanding officers, the
rich, the strong, and every slave and free person, looked in
astonishment.
4:15 They turned to each other and I heard one say, "the law of the
jungle has returned; and we know what that means."
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5:1 When she opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Congress
for no one asked them for their advice or consent.
5:2 Then I saw seven Mercenaries and seven RPGs were given to them.
5:3 A Private Military Contractor came and stood over the altar,
having a golden handshake. A contract was given to him, that he should
add it to the bonfire that was before the throne.
5:4 The Mercenaries all signed the contract, and they fulfilled it
with awesome firepower. There followed thunder, lightning, and
shrapnel.
5:5 The seven Mercenaries who had seven RPGs prepared themselves to
fire.
5:6 The first fired, and there followed depleted uranium, mixed with
blood. One third of the earth was burnt up, and one third of the trees
were burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
5:7 The second fired, and something like liquid fire rained from the
air. One third of the city became blood.
5:8 The third fired, and a great star fell from the sky, burning like
a torch, and it fell on one third of the rivers, and on the springs of
the waters.
5:9 The name of the star is called "Blackwater." Many people died
from the Blackwater, for they drowned in a sea of lead.
5:10 The fourth fired, and new stars appeared in the heavens. Fast
moving and silent, they trained their deadly light on nearby stars and
destroyed them. As those stars exploded, communications ceased.
5:11 I saw, and I heard an eagle, flying in mid heaven, saying with a
loud voice, "Bring `em on!" bold because of the three mercenaries, who
are yet to sound.
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6:1 The fifth mercenary fired, and I saw a private jet drop from the
sky. The key to the pit of the abyss was given to him.
6:2 He opened the pit of the abyss, and power was given to them, as
the scorpions of the earth have power.
6:3 They were given power not to kill, but to torment. Their torment
was like the torment of a scorpion, when it strikes a person.
6:4 In those days people will seek death, and will in no way find it.
They will desire to die, and death will flee from them.
6:5 They have over them as king the angel of the abyss. His name is
"Rendition," but in Latin, he has the name "Torquemada"
6:6 The first woe is past. Behold, there are still two woes coming
after this.
6:7 I heard a voice saying to the sixth mercenary, "Free the four
battalions who are bound at the great river Euphrates!"
6:8 The sixth mercenary fired. The four battalions were freed who had
been prepared for that hour and day and month and year, so that they
might kill one third of mankind.
6:9 One rolled to Fallujah, one rolled to Haditha, one rolled to
Ramadi, and one covered the pipeline, no longer discerning friend from
foe from potential friend or future foes.
6:10 The number of the armies of the horsemen was legion. I heard the
number of them sent to Ramadi alone numbered 1,500 fresh from Kuwait.
6:11 Thus I saw the iron horses in the vision, and those who sat on
them, having breastplates of fiery red, hyacinth blue, and sulfur
yellow; and the heads of lions. Out of their mouths proceed lead,
fire, and depleted uranium. By these three plagues were one third of
mankind killed.
6:12 For the power of the horses is in their mouths, and in their
tails. For their tails are long like serpents, and have heads, and with
them they harm men even at great distances.
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7:1 I saw a mighty drone coming down out of the sky, clothed with
stealth technology. It flew in with the sun behind it, and took
pictures as it began to fire.
7:2 Dead bodies will be in the street of the great city, which
spiritually is called The City of Mosques, also called Fallujah.
7:3 From among the peoples, tribes, languages, and nations people will
look at their dead bodies for three and a half days, and will not allow
their dead bodies to be laid in a tomb.
7:4 Those who dwell on the earth rejoice over them, and they will be
glad. They will give gifts to one another, and proclaim The City of
Mosques is now The City of Rubble.
7:5 In that day there was a great explosion, and a tenth of the city
fell. Seven thousand people were killed in the rubble, and the rest
were terrified.
7:6 The second woe is past. Behold, the third woe comes quickly.
7:7 The seventh Mercenary fired, and great voices were broadcast
around the earth, saying, "The kingdom of the world has become the
realm of a New Doctrine. We will reign forever and ever!"
7:8 The twenty-four pioneers, who sit on their thrones before the
Cowboy's throne, fell on their faces and worshiped him,
7:9 saying: "We give you thanks, Dear Leader, the one who is and who
was; because you have taken your great power, and reigned.
7:10 The nations were angry, and your wrath came, as did the time to
give your bondservants the profits, their reward; and to deny benefits
to those who resisted."
7:11 The treasury was opened, and the treasure of the nation was seen
flying out the doors, out the windows, up the chimney.
7:12 All the wealth was carried in a great cyclone many thought was
headed towards Babylon, but they were misled. Once the whirlwind
reached international waters, it split into many smaller tempests.
These separated and headed towards the isles of Cayman, Bahamas, and
Mann.
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8:1 A great sign was seen in heaven: a woman, once called Columbia,
borne of Apollo, with the moon under her feet.
8:2 Another sign was seen in heaven. Behold, a great two-headed red
dragon, once at war with itself, now a once and future foe.
8:3 His tail covered one third of the sky, and spread across the earth
from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
8:4 There was war in the sky. The Cowboy and his angels made war on
the dragon. The dragon and his angels made war.
8:5 They didn't prevail, neither was a place found for him any more in
heaven.
8:6 The great dragon was thrown down, the old serpent, who once was
called the Evil Empire, once called The Middle Kingdom, reviled as the
deceiver of the whole world. He was thrown down to the earth, and his
angels were thrown down with him.
8:7 The Cowboy reveled in his glory, but the dragon was not slain,
merely defeated and stunned. Out of favor and out of view, it set
about enhancing its dominions, recruiting more angels into its
alliance.
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9:1 Then I stood on the sand of the sea. I saw a beast come from
across the sea, having ten horns and seven heads. On his horns were ten
crowns, and on his heads, blasphemous names. The dragon's defeat gave
him his power, his throne, and great authority.
9:2 The beast which I saw emerge from the sea was like a wrestler
covered in Ivy and Rheumy. The body was covered in hair like a Wolf or
witch.
9:3 Each head was distinct. One head had a Bolt On it's neck. It
said "I am the Walrus," and had no ears so it ignored the words of all
who spoke against it.
9:4 One head, covered with stars uttered assertions masquerading as
facts. It spoke with a fetid breath, like the stench of a distressed
Colon.
9:5 One head did naught but lie through its teeth. The lies were
promoted so forcefully they could not wait to be released, thus they
pressed the teeth forward, leaving a huge gap in the front from which
they escaped. It used a grain of Rice in a futile effort to cover the
gap.
9:6 An awful paper-thin head lay as if dead. It was black and white
and red all over, with glazed eyes the pallor of an Old Gray Lady.
9:7 Another head, like a funnel, poured words into the mouth of the
Pressed Corpse head and kept them fresh by packing them in Snow.
9:8 One head, like that of a parrot, echoed the words of the others
but always spoke with a noticeable Delay.
9:9 One of its heads looked like it had been wounded fatally. Her
fatal wound was healed; save she was blind. This was the head that
directed the others.
9:10 From this head, a mouth speaking great things and blasphemy was
born of itself. The fruit of an illicit congress thus became her ward
and she embraced it.
9:11 Authority to make war was given to the beast, though this
appeared to violate its constitution, yet it was ferocious.
9:12 It was given to him to make war without end, and to overcome
adversaries actual, potential and imagined. Authority over every
tribe, people, language, and nation was given to him.
9:13 Rampaging across the sea, the beast sought vengeance upon those
who had blinded her. Climbing into the mountains, the beast slew its
enemies. Those it could not slay, scattered like poppy seeds, carried
on the wind to the four corners of the earth.
9:14 Although the enemies were routed, the beast was not satisfied, it
slew the neighbors and then the victims of its enemies. And still the
beast was not satisfied. Through a perversion of its constitution, the
more it devoured, the more its hunger grew; and the whole earth
marveled at the beast.
9:15 The pioneers worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast?
It is Savage and always in a Rush. Who is able to make war with him?"
9:16 The beast Roved across the land on a Scooter powered by faith,
looking for a new game of chance. To this purpose, it held a stacked
deck, and drew Cards which contained the faces of its quarry.
9:17 He caused all, the small and the great, the rich and the poor,
and the free and the slave, to be given purple marks on their right
hands, or on their foreheads;
9:18 and that no one would be able to buy or to sell, unless he has
that mark, the name of the beast or the number of his name.
9:19 Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the
number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is only
six hundred sixty-six, yet he wields a club of seven hundred.
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10:1 I saw, and behold, the Child standing on the nation's tallest
peak still with no name, and with her a number, five-hundred thousand,
having her name written on their foreheads.
10:2 They sing a new song that reveals the name of the peak. No one
can learn the name of the peak except the five hundred thousand, those
who had been redeemed out of the earth.
10:3 In their mouth was found no lie, for they are blameless.
10:4 I saw an angel flying in mid heaven, having an eternal gospel to
proclaim to those who dwell on the earth, and to every nation, tribe,
language, and people.
10:5 He said with a loud voice, "Fear the Cowboy, and give him glory;
for the hour of his judgment has come. "
10:6 Another, a second angel, followed, saying, "Babylon the great has
fallen, which has made all the nations to drink of the wine of the
wrath of her immorality."
10:7 Another angel, a third, followed them, saying with a great voice,
"If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives a mark on his
forehead, or on his hand, he also will drink of the wine of the wrath
of God, which is prepared unmixed in the cup of his anger.
10:8 I looked, and behold, a mushroom cloud; and on the cloud one
sitting like a mean SOB, having on his head a golden crown, and in his
hand a sharp sickle. His heart was mechanical.
10:9 Another voice was heard, crying to him who sat on the cloud,
"Send forth your sickle, and reap; for the hour to reap has come; we
won the midterms, this is our due!"
10:10 He who sat on the cloud thrust his sickle on the earth, and
gathered the vintage of the earth, and threw it into the great
winepress of the wrath of God.
10:11 The winepress was trodden outside of the city, and blood came
out from the winepress thick like oil, even to the bridles of the
horses, as far as one thousand six hundred stadia.
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11:1 I saw another great and marvelous sign in the sky a Walled
Street, inside of which are seven sisters fettered by stocks,
struggling against their bonds, they reach for the seven last plagues,
for in them the Cowboy's wrath is finished.
11:2 I saw something like a sea of gas mixed with fire, and walking on
the surface were those who held all the rights of men, yet no blood ran
in their veins, worshipping the beast, his image, and the number of his
name.
11:3 They sang the song of legal fictions, the servant of the Cowboy,
saying, "Great and marvelous are your works, and truly profitable are
your ways." They sang the praises of people like themselves who
simultaneously belong to multiple nations and none at all.
11:4 After these things I looked, and the Walled Street in heaven was
opened. Seven sisters were released from their bonds, clothed with
paper, and wearing golden parachutes they spread across the earth.
11:5 As they flew by, the four living creatures gave to the seven
sisters seven golden bowls full of the wrath of the Cowboy.
11:6 The air was filled with smoke from the glory of the Cowboy, and
from his power generation.
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12:1 I heard a loud voice out of the earth saying to the seven
sisters, "Go and pour out the seven bowls of the wrath on the earth!"
12:2 The first went, and poured out her bowl into the earth, and it
smelled of sulfur and caused a sickness on the people who had the mark
of the beast, and who worshiped his image.
12:3 The second sister poured out her bowl into the sea, and it became
calm and the surface was congealed. All the birds that lived in the sea
were covered with this plague and they died.
12:4 The third poured out her bowl into the rivers and springs of
water, and they became congealed as the blood of a dead man. All the
animals that drank of the river died. Fish floated to the surface and
showed their bellies to the Sun.
12:5 The fourth poured out her bowl on the sun, and it was given to
her to scorch the surface of the sea.
12:6 People were scorched with great heat, and even glaciers retreated
in the face of this plague. The North Pole wept.
12:7 The fifth poured out her bowl on the throne of the beast, and his
kingdom was snarled in endless rivers of asphalt. They gnawed their
tongues because of the tedium,
12:8 and they blasphemed the Cowboy because of the expense and their
boredom. They didn't repent of their works and avoided the HOV-2 as if
it were a plague.
12:9 The sixth poured out her bowl on the great river, the Euphrates.
Its water was dried up, that the way might be made ready for the
horsemen that come from the sunrise.
12:10 The seventh poured out her bowl into the air and people fell
choking. A loud voice came forth out of the Walled Street, from behind
the throne, saying, "It is done! The bubble has burst!"
12:11 There were lightnings, sounds, and thunders; and there was a
great earthquake, such as was not since there were men on the earth, so
great an earthquake, so mighty.
12:12 "Behold, I come like a thief. Blessed is he who watches, and
keeps his mouth shut, so that even if you were misled, no one can say
we lied."
12:13 The great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of
Babylon fell in great waves, drenched by the wine of the fierceness of
his wrath.
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13:1 One of the seven sisters who had the seven bowls came and spoke
with me, saying, "Come here. I will show you the judgment of the great
prostitute who sits on many waters,
13:2 with whom the captains of industry committed fornication, and
those who dwell in the earth were made drunken with the wine of her
fornication."
13:3 She carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness. I saw a
woman sitting on a scarlet-colored animal, full of blasphemous names,
having seven heads and ten horns.
13:4 The woman was wrapped in a flag with white stars, a blue field
and scarlet streams of blood, and decked with gold and precious stones
and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and
the impurities of her fornication.
13:5 And on her forehead a name was written, "MYSTERY, BABYLON THE
GREAT, THE MOTHER OF THE PROSTITUTES AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE
EARTH."
13:6 I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the Child, and the five
hundred thousand. When I saw her, I wondered with great amazement.
13:7 The angel said to me, "Why do you wonder? I will tell you the
mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carries her, which has the
seven heads and the ten horns.
13:8 The beast that you saw was, and is not; and is about to come up
out of the abyss and to go into destruction. Those who dwell on the
earth and whose names have not been written in the book of life from
the foundation of the world will marvel when they see that the beast
was, and is not, and shall be present.
13:9 Here is the mind that has wisdom. The seven heads are seven
kingdoms, on which the woman sits.
13:10 Three of the heads were very large and aged. One has the All
Seeing Eye, one is a Peacock, one is a cipher.
13:11 The four smaller heads were more diverse and garrulous. One
wears a crown on its Head Lying Loose that it offers to the world every
30 minutes, one is sly as a Fox but brays like an *****, the other is
Seen In End, the final has not yet come. When he comes, he will make a
Daily Show of spinning falsehoods into gold.
13:12 The beast that was, and is not, is himself also an eighth, and
is of the seven; and he goes to destruction in a Rush.
13:13 The ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have received no
kingdom as yet, but they receive authority as kings, with the beast,
for one hour.
13:14 These have one mind, which is delivered to them every day and
they give their power and authority to the beast. These will war
against the Child."
13:15 He said to me, "The waters which you saw, where the prostitute
sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations, and languages.
13:16 The beast is really the dragon in disguise, it will help but
hates the prostitute, and will make her desolate, and will make her
naked, and will eat her flesh, and will burn her utterly with fire.
13:17 The woman whom you saw is the great city, Columbia, which reigns
over the kings of the earth."
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14:1 After these things, I saw another angel coming down out of the
sky, having great authority. The earth was illuminated with his glory.
14:2 He cried with a mighty voice, saying, "Fallen, fallen is Babylon
the great, and she has become a habitation of demons, a prison of every
unclean spirit, and a prison of every unclean and hateful bird!
14:3 For all the nations have drunk of the wine of her impure passion,
the kings of the earth committed fornication with her, and the
merchants of the earth grew rich from the abundance of her luxury."
14:4 I heard another voice from heaven, saying, "Come out of her, my
people, that you have no participation in her sins, and that you don't
receive of her plagues,
14:5 for her sins have reached to the sky, and God has remembered her
iniquities.
14:6 Return to her just as she returned, and repay her double as she
did, and according to her works. In the cup which she mixed, mix to her
double.
14:7 However much she glorified herself, and grew wanton, so much give
her of torment and mourning. For she says in her heart, 'I sit a queen,
and am no widow, and will in no way see mourning.'
14:8 Therefore in one day her plagues will come: death, mourning, and
famine; and she will be utterly burned with fire; for the Lord God who
has judged her is strong.
14:9 The kings of the earth, who committed sexual immorality and lived
wantonly with her, will weep and wail over her, when they look at the
smoke of her burning,
14:10 standing far away for the fear of her torment, saying, 'Woe,
woe, the great city, Babylon, the strong city! For your judgment has
come in one hour.'
14:11 The merchants of the earth weep and mourn over her, for no one
buys their merchandise any more;
14:12 for every vessel of ivory, steel, and silicon, every vessel made
of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, 100 fly to
the West;
14:13 for every 100 vessels flying West, 60 return to the East, but
behold they are empty.
14:14 The fruits which your soul lusted after have been lost to you,
and all things that were made by you have perished from you, and you
will find them no more at all.
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15:1 The merchants of these things, who were made rich by her, will
stand far away for the fear of her torment, weeping and mourning;
saying, 'Woe, woe, the great city, in which all who had their ships in
the sea were made rich by reason of her great wealth!'
15:2 For in an hour such great riches are made desolate.' Every
shipmaster, and everyone who sails anywhere, and mariners, and as many
as gain their living by sea, stood far away,
15:3 and cried out as they looked at the smoke of her burning, saying,
'What is like the great city?'
15:4 A mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone and cast it
into the sea, saying, "Thus with violence will Babylon, the great city,
be thrown down, and will be found no more at all.
15:5 The voice of harpists, minstrels, flute players, and trumpeters
will be heard no more at all in you. No craftsman, of whatever craft,
will be found any more at all in you. The sound of a mill will be heard
no more at all in you.
15:6 The light of a lamp will shine no more at all in you. The voice
of the bridegroom and of the bride will be heard no more at all in you;
for your merchants were the princes of the earth; for with your sorcery
all the nations were deceived.
15:7 In her was found the blood of the Child, and of all who have been
slain on the earth, for verily the chickens do come home to roost.
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16:1 I saw a new heaven and a new earth from Sea to Shining Sea: for
the first heaven and the first earth have passed away, and it was
Projected this new earth would last another Century and spread across
the globe.
16:2 I saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven on
transports, made ready like a bride adorned for her husband.
16:3 I heard a loud voice out of heaven saying, "Behold, the
Director's dwelling is with people, and he will dwell with them, and
they will be his people, and Director himself will be with them as
their God.
16:4 We shall leave the insurgents with only their eyes to cry with.
Death will be more; there will there be mourning, crying, pain, and
more. The first wave have passed away, but more will take their place;
if more do not arrive we will create them as needed to justify our
presence."
16:5 He who sits on the throne said, "Behold, I am making all things
new, for we create our own reality." He said, "Write, for these words
are faithful and true because I have a signing statement that proves
it."
16:6 He said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the
Beginning and the End. I will give freely to him who is thirsty from
the trough of contracts.
16:7 He who overcomes, I will give him these things. I will be his
God, and he will be my son.
16:8 But for the cowardly, unbelieving, fretful ones who dabble in the
ancient signs of international law, their part is in the lake that
burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."
16:9 One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls, who were loaded
with the seven last plagues came, and he spoke with me, saying, "Come
here. I will show you the wife, the Lamb's bride."
16:10 He carried me away in the Spirit to a great and high mountain,
and showed me the Emerald city within a city, coming down out of heaven
from afar,
16:11 having the glory of power. Her light was like a most precious
stone, as if it was a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
16:12 having a great and high wall; having twelve gates, and at the
gates twelve contractors; and names written on them, which are the
names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel.
16:13 In General, Electric gates were everywhere; and Up North were
three gates; and down south three gates; and on the west three gates.
Nothing ran without Gates.
16:14 The wall of the city had four foundations, the Heritage of the
Castle Rock sets the Course of the foundation, strongly to the right
regardless of which direction it is approached.
16:15 He who spoke with me had for a measure, a golden reed, to
measure the city, its gates, and its walls.
16:16 The city lies foursquare, and its length is as great as its
breadth. He measured the city with the reed, Twelve thousand twelve
stadia. Its length, breadth, and height are equal.
16:17 Its wall is one hundred forty-four cubits, by the measure of a
man, that is, of an angel.
16:18 The construction of its wall was jasper. The city was pure gold,
like pure glass.
16:19 I saw no temple in it, for though this is a battle of
civilizations it is really about oil.
16:20 The city has no need for the sun, neither of the moon, to shine,
for there is plenty of oil to illuminate it, and its lamp is fed from
the ground.
16:21 The nations will walk in its light. The kings of the earth bring
the glory and honor of the nations into it.
16:22 There will in no way enter into it anything, or anyone, but only
those who are written in the Status of Force Agreement.
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17:1 I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key of the
abyss and a great checkbook in his hand. All the checks were blank
17:2 Checks were written unchecked, and the abyss grew, until
eventually the Emerald city within a city was swallowed up into the
abyss.
17:3 He was surprised to be seized by the dragon, the old serpent,
which was called the devil and Satan, who deceives the whole inhabited
earth, for even the Cowboy had seen the soul of the Cagey Beast and
pronounced it good.
17:4 The dragon encircled the Emerald city within a city as it was
cast into the abyss, and taking the key shut it, and sealed it, that he
should be free to deceive the nations unmolested.
17:5 Those frightened by the Beast which had rampaged across the
desert a short time, those once at each other's throats, were now
driven into each other's arms and they flocked to the dragon for
protection from the Beast.
17:6 I saw thrones, and the dragons angels from Shanghai Cooperated to
Organize them in a circle across one half the world.
17:7 The throne in the West and the throne in the East were large and
red. The Bear sat on the throne in the West and as it opened its paw,
many smaller white thrones descended, landing in the Central parts
where they stand.
17:8 The throne in the East was occupied by a Serpent, and such as
didn't worship the beast nor his image, were lured with gold to the
circle. I heard a voice say "I ran to observe, then I ran to join,
then I ran to center stage." The Himalayas grew quiet and peace reigned
for a thousand years.
17:9 The rest of the people didn't live until the thousand years were
finished. They were consumed in the abyss as a new denomination will
be heralded as the standard and reserve.
17:10 The New Century will belong to the dragon as a it stretches from
the Baltic to the Pacific, from the Arctic to the Indian,
17:11 and he will come out to deceive the nations which are in the
four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to
the war; the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
17:12 They went up over the breadth of the earth, and surrounded the
camp of the Cowboy where the poppies grow, and the beloved city. Fire
came down out of heaven and devoured them.
17:13 I saw a great white throne, and him who sat on it, from whose
face the earth and the heaven fled away. There was found no place for
them.
17:14 I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the
throne, and they opened books of accounts. Another book was opened,
which is the company book. The dead were judged out of the things which
were written in the company books, according to their works.
17:15 The sea gave up the dead who were in it. Death and Hades gave up
the dead who were in them. They were judged, each one according to his
works.
17:16 If anyone was not found written in the company books , he was
cast into the lake of fire, for the balance of trade must be restored.
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18:1 He said to me, "These words are faithful and true as far as I
know, for the things which must happen soon will happen."
18:2 "Behold, I come quickly. Blessed is he who keeps the words of the
prophecy of this book; pretend they, like your opinion, are valuable
and do not share them."
18:3 Now I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. When I
heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of he who had
shown me these things.
18:4 He said to me, "Don't seal up the words of the prophecy of this
book, for the time is at hand.
18:5 Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the sexually immoral, the
murderers, the idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices
falsehood; I say it sounds like a party. Let's dance and rejoice at the
fall of Sanctorum.
18:6 The Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" He who hears, let him say,
"Come!" He who is thirsty, let him come. He who thinks Gay Marriage is
the most serious threat to our nation, let him take the water of life
freely but only if he take it like a man.
18:7 I testify to everyone who hears the words of this prophecy, be
not foolish enough to forego counsel, for then anyone looking to write
a book may plague thee by writing a book replete with unnamed sources.
18:8 If anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy
anything that even resembles people actual, imagined, pre-packaged, or
positioned by media handlers, may reality TV take away his part from
the script, and cast him out of the City of Angels never to be invited
back.
18:9 He who testifies to these things should not be concerned about
losing constitutional protection, you were not using those rights
anyway.
18:10 He who refuses to testify says, "Yeah though I walk through the
media scrum to the grand jury, I fear no evil because there's a
presidential pardon with my name on it!
18:11 "Behold, I come quickly. My reward is with me, I drive an Alpha
Romeo and wear an Omega.
18:12 I will be the first to say what a long, strange trip this has
been. I fear this is the End. Or is it just the beginning?
18:13 And as the scene faded away, I heard a voice say, "May you live
in interesting times." Amen.
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| User: "Charly the Bastard" |
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| Title: Re: The Revelations of John Q. Public (revealed 06/06/06) |
07 Jun 2006 07:10:17 AM |
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background N015e wrote:
1:1 This is the Revelation of a New Doctrine, which Double Ewe
received from his base showing the things which must happen soon, which
he sent and made known by his operatives to his servants on FOX,
1:2 Blessed is he who reads many news sources, and keep in mind the
things that are written, for the time is at hand when events once
uncovered are finally seeing the light of day.
1:3 I John Q. Public, your brother and partner with you in
oppression, empire, and faith in the Rule of Law, was on the isle
called Gitmo because of the New Doctrine and the testimony of a Cowboy.
1:4 I was trying to survive yet another day, when I heard behind me a
loud voice, like a trumpet saying.
1:5 "What you see, write in a diary and post to various blogs and
newsgroups."
1:6 I turned to see the voice that spoke with me. Having turned, I
saw the Coalition of the Bribed.
1:7 And among them was a Cowboy, clothed with orange jumpsuit, adorned
with shackles around his wrists and ankles. Yea, did he frog march.
1:8 His head and his hair were unkempt. His eyes were red like a
flame of fire.
1:9 His smelled of oil, as if he had been showering in a refinery.
His voice was like the voice of many waters, all slurred and garbled.
He walked like one drugged.
1:10 He lifted the middle finger of his right hand. Out of his mouth
proceeded a forked tongue. His face was flushed with anger.
1:11 When I saw him, I fell Rolling On The Floor, Laughing.
1:12 He looked down at his shackles, saying, "Don't be amused. I am
the first but not the last, there will be others. I thought I got
away with murder, and behold, I may be condemned forever. Behold, I
have the keys of Death and of Hades.
1:13 Write therefore the things which you have seen in Fallujah, and
the things which are being uncovered in Haditha, and the things which
will happen in Anbar Province hereafter."
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2:1 I looked and saw a door open in the wall, and the first voice
that I heard, like an intercom speaking with me, was saying, "Come up
here, and I will show you the things which must happen after this."
2:2 Immediately I was in the Oval Office. Behold, there was a throne
set in the middle, and a Cowboy sitting on the throne. He wore a big
hat, but boasted no cattle.
2:3 There was a bright yellow carpet on the floor, which cynically
gave the room a sense of optimism.
2:4 Around the throne were twenty-four saddles. On the saddles were
twenty-four pioneers sitting, with crowns of gold on their heads.
2:5 There were seven oil lamps burning before his throne, which are
the Spirits of the Seven Sisters.
2:6 Before the throne was something like a sea of oil. In the midst
of the throne, and around the throne were four creatures full of eyes
before and behind.
2:7 The first creature was like a Central Intelligence , and the
second creature like No Such Agency, and the third creature had a face
like a Negro man who spoke Spanish, and the fourth was like a flying
eagle.
2:8 The four living creatures are full of eyes around about and
within. They have no rest day and night for they suckle off phone
lines.
2:9 As long as the living creatures give information, secrets, and
privileged communications to the Cowboy on the throne, they believe
they will reign forever and ever,
2:10 the twenty-four pioneers fall down before the Cowboy who sits on
the throne, and worship him who doles out contracts, and throw their
crowns before the throne, saying,
2:11 "Worthy are you, Double Ewe, to receive the glory, the honor, and
the power, for we created all things, and because of our desire they
existed, and were created!"
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3:1 I saw, in the right hand of the Cowboy, a Policy written for him
inside and outside, sealed shut with seven seals.
3:2 I heard a loud voice proclaim, "Who is worthy to open the book,
and to break its seals?"
3:3 And I wept much, because no one was found worthy to open the book,
or to look in it.
3:5 A small voice said to me, "Don't weep. Behold, the Lies which
supported this Campaign are overcome; now comes she who opens the book
and its seven seals."
3:6 I saw in the midst of the throne and of the four living creatures,
and in the midst of the pioneers, a child looking as though it had been
slain, wrapped in a bloody blanket.
3:7 Then she rose, and she took the book out of the right hand of the
Cowboy who sat on the throne.
3:8 Now when she had taken the book, the four living creatures and the
twenty-four pioneers fell all over themselves trying to grab the book
back. A great noise was sent out over the airwaves to confuse and
confound.
3:9 Then I saw, and I heard something like a voice of millions around
the throne, the living creatures, and the pioneers; they were marching
and chanting in many tongues;
3:10 saying with a loud voice, "Worthy is the child who has been
killed to receive the power, wealth, wisdom, strength, honor, glory,
and blessing!"
3:11 The four living creatures said, "Damn!" The pioneers fell upon
their cell phones and labored to draw up a new communications strategy.
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4:1 I saw that the Child opened one of the seven seals, and I heard
one of the four living creatures speak in an Elder voice that brayed,
"Get Over It Already!"
4:2 And behold, a white horse, and a Cowboy who sat on it had a
microphone. A crown was given to him by a Court, and he came forth
conquering, and to conquer.
4:3 When she opened the second seal, I heard the second living
creature saying in a Savage voice, "Terrorist Appeaser!"
4:4 Another came forth, a red horse. To him who sat on it was given
power to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another. There was given to him a great sword.
4:5 When she opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature
saying in a Colder voice, "Traitor!" And behold, a black horse, and he
who sat on it had a balance in his hand. His thumb weighed heavy on
one scale. Thus, justice was not dispensed, it was denied.
4:6 I heard a hidden voice in the midst of the four living creatures
saying, "A tax-cut for the haves, and two tax-cuts for the dead! Don't
damage the oil and the wine!"
4:7 When she opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth
living creature exclaim with a Rush, "Conspiracy Nut!"
4:8 And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was
Chainee. Halliburton followed with him. Authority over one fourth of
the earth, to kill with the sword, with famine, with death, and by
chemical weapons was given to him.
4:9 When she opened the fifth seal, I saw underneath the throne the
souls of the innocents who had been killed for the War on Terror, and
for the testimony of Double Ewe which they had.
4:10 They cried with a loud voice, saying, "How long before you judge
and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"
4:11 An orange jumpsuit was given to each of them. They were told
that they should rest yet for a while, until their fellow servants and
their brothers, who would also be killed even as they were, could enjoy
similar liberation.
4:12 I saw when she opened the sixth seal, and there was a great
explosion. The sun came out at night and the world watched with shock
and awe.
4:13 The basis of international law was removed like a scroll when it
is rolled up. Every treaty and accord began to burn.
4:14 The kings of the earth, the princes, the commanding officers, the
rich, the strong, and every slave and free person, looked in
astonishment.
4:15 They turned to each other and I heard one say, "the law of the
jungle has returned; and we know what that means."
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5:1 When she opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Congress
for no one asked them for their advice or consent.
5:2 Then I saw seven Mercenaries and seven RPGs were given to them.
5:3 A Private Military Contractor came and stood over the altar,
having a golden handshake. A contract was given to him, that he should
add it to the bonfire that was before the throne.
5:4 The Mercenaries all signed the contract, and they fulfilled it
with awesome firepower. There followed thunder, lightning, and
shrapnel.
5:5 The seven Mercenaries who had seven RPGs prepared themselves to
fire.
5:6 The first fired, and there followed depleted uranium, mixed with
blood. One third of the earth was burnt up, and one third of the trees
were burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
5:7 The second fired, and something like liquid fire rained from the
air. One third of the city became blood.
5:8 The third fired, and a great star fell from the sky, burning like
a torch, and it fell on one third of the rivers, and on the springs of
the waters.
5:9 The name of the star is called "Blackwater." Many people died
from the Blackwater, for they drowned in a sea of lead.
5:10 The fourth fired, and new stars appeared in the heavens. Fast
moving and silent, they trained their deadly light on nearby stars and
destroyed them. As those stars exploded, communications ceased.
5:11 I saw, and I heard an eagle, flying in mid heaven, saying with a
loud voice, "Bring `em on!" bold because of the three mercenaries, who
are yet to sound.
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6:1 The fifth mercenary fired, and I saw a private jet drop from the
sky. The key to the pit of the abyss was given to him.
6:2 He opened the pit of the abyss, and power was given to them, as
the scorpions of the earth have power.
6:3 They were given power not to kill, but to torment. Their torment
was like the torment of a scorpion, when it strikes a person.
6:4 In those days people will seek death, and will in no way find it.
They will desire to die, and death will flee from them.
6:5 They have over them as king the angel of the abyss. His name is
"Rendition," but in Latin, he has the name "Torquemada"
6:6 The first woe is past. Behold, there are still two woes coming
after this.
6:7 I heard a voice saying to the sixth mercenary, "Free the four
battalions who are bound at the great river Euphrates!"
6:8 The sixth mercenary fired. The four battalions were freed who had
been prepared for that hour and day and month and year, so that they
might kill one third of mankind.
6:9 One rolled to Fallujah, one rolled to Haditha, one rolled to
Ramadi, and one covered the pipeline, no longer discerning friend from
foe from potential friend or future foes.
6:10 The number of the armies of the horsemen was legion. I heard the
number of them sent to Ramadi alone numbered 1,500 fresh from Kuwait.
6:11 Thus I saw the iron horses in the vision, and those who sat on
them, having breastplates of fiery red, hyacinth blue, and sulfur
yellow; and the heads of lions. Out of their mouths proceed lead,
fire, and depleted uranium. By these three plagues were one third of
mankind killed.
6:12 For the power of the horses is in their mouths, and in their
tails. For their tails are long like serpents, and have heads, and with
them they harm men even at great distances.
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7:1 I saw a mighty drone coming down out of the sky, clothed with
stealth technology. It flew in with the sun behind it, and took
pictures as it began to fire.
7:2 Dead bodies will be in the street of the great city, which
spiritually is called The City of Mosques, also called Fallujah.
7:3 From among the peoples, tribes, languages, and nations people will
look at their dead bodies for three and a half days, and will not allow
their dead bodies to be laid in a tomb.
7:4 Those who dwell on the earth rejoice over them, and they will be
glad. They will give gifts to one another, and proclaim The City of
Mosques is now The City of Rubble.
7:5 In that day there was a great explosion, and a tenth of the city
fell. Seven thousand people were killed in the rubble, and the rest
were terrified.
7:6 The second woe is past. Behold, the third woe comes quickly.
7:7 The seventh Mercenary fired, and great voices were broadcast
around the earth, saying, "The kingdom of the world has become the
realm of a New Doctrine. We will reign forever and ever!"
7:8 The twenty-four pioneers, who sit on their thrones before the
Cowboy's throne, fell on their faces and worshiped him,
7:9 saying: "We give you thanks, Dear Leader, the one who is and who
was; because you have taken your great power, and reigned.
7:10 The nations were angry, and your wrath came, as did the time to
give your bondservants the profits, their reward; and to deny benefits
to those who resisted."
7:11 The treasury was opened, and the treasure of the nation was seen
flying out the doors, out the windows, up the chimney.
7:12 All the wealth was carried in a great cyclone many thought was
headed towards Babylon, but they were misled. Once the whirlwind
reached international waters, it split into many smaller tempests.
These separated and headed towards the isles of Cayman, Bahamas, and
Mann.
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8:1 A great sign was seen in heaven: a woman, once called Columbia,
borne of Apollo, with the moon under her feet.
8:2 Another sign was seen in heaven. Behold, a great two-headed red
dragon, once at war with itself, now a once and future foe.
8:3 His tail covered one third of the sky, and spread across the earth
from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
8:4 There was war in the sky. The Cowboy and his angels made war on
the dragon. The dragon and his angels made war.
8:5 They didn't prevail, neither was a place found for him any more in
heaven.
8:6 The great dragon was thrown down, the old serpent, who once was
called the Evil Empire, once called The Middle Kingdom, reviled as the
deceiver of the whole world. He was thrown down to the earth, and his
angels were thrown down with him.
8:7 The Cowboy reveled in his glory, but the dragon was not slain,
merely defeated and stunned. Out of favor and out of view, it set
about enhancing its dominions, recruiting more angels into its
alliance.
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9:1 Then I stood on the sand of the sea. I saw a beast come from
across the sea, having ten horns and seven heads. On his horns were ten
crowns, and on his heads, blasphemous names. The dragon's defeat gave
him his power, his throne, and great authority.
9:2 The beast which I saw emerge from the sea was like a wrestler
covered in Ivy and Rheumy. The body was covered in hair like a Wolf or
witch.
9:3 Each head was distinct. One head had a Bolt On it's neck. It
said "I am the Walrus," and had no ears so it ignored the words of all
who spoke against it.
9:4 One head, covered with stars uttered assertions masquerading as
facts. It spoke with a fetid breath, like the stench of a distressed
Colon.
9:5 One head did naught but lie through its teeth. The lies were
promoted so forcefully they could not wait to be released, thus they
pressed the teeth forward, leaving a huge gap in the front from which
they escaped. It used a grain of Rice in a futile effort to cover the
gap.
9:6 An awful paper-thin head lay as if dead. It was black and white
and red all over, with glazed eyes the pallor of an Old Gray Lady.
9:7 Another head, like a funnel, poured words into the mouth of the
Pressed Corpse head and kept them fresh by packing them in Snow.
9:8 One head, like that of a parrot, echoed the words of the others
but always spoke with a noticeable Delay.
9:9 One of its heads looked like it had been wounded fatally. Her
fatal wound was healed; save she was blind. This was the head that
directed the others.
9:10 From this head, a mouth speaking great things and blasphemy was
born of itself. The fruit of an illicit congress thus became her ward
and she embraced it.
9:11 Authority to make war was given to the beast, though this
appeared to violate its constitution, yet it was ferocious.
9:12 It was given to him to make war without end, and to overcome
adversaries actual, potential and imagined. Authority over every
tribe, people, language, and nation was given to him.
9:13 Rampaging across the sea, the beast sought vengeance upon those
who had blinded her. Climbing into the mountains, the beast slew its
enemies. Those it could not slay, scattered like poppy seeds, carried
on the wind to the four corners of the earth.
9:14 Although the enemies were routed, the beast was not satisfied, it
slew the neighbors and then the victims of its enemies. And still the
beast was not satisfied. Through a perversion of its constitution, the
more it devoured, the more its hunger grew; and the whole earth
marveled at the beast.
9:15 The pioneers worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast?
It is Savage and always in a Rush. Who is able to make war with him?"
9:16 The beast Roved across the land on a Scooter powered by faith,
looking for a new game of chance. To this purpose, it held a stacked
deck, and drew Cards which contained the faces of its quarry.
9:17 He caused all, the small and the great, the rich and the poor,
and the free and the slave, to be given purple marks on their right
hands, or on their foreheads;
9:18 and that no one would be able to buy or to sell, unless he has
that mark, the name of the beast or the number of his name.
9:19 Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the
number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is only
six hundred sixty-six, yet he wields a club of seven hundred.
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10:1 I saw, and behold, the Child standing on the nation's tallest
peak still with no name, and with her a number, five-hundred thousand,
having her name written on their foreheads.
10:2 They sing a new song that reveals the name of the peak. No one
can learn the name of the peak except the five hundred thousand, those
who had been redeemed out of the earth.
10:3 In their mouth was found no lie, for they are blameless.
10:4 I saw an angel flying in mid heaven, having an eternal gospel to
proclaim to those who dwell on the earth, and to every nation, tribe,
language, and people.
10:5 He said with a loud voice, "Fear the Cowboy, and give him glory;
for the hour of his judgment has come. "
10:6 Another, a second angel, followed, saying, "Babylon the great has
fallen, which has made all the nations to drink of the wine of the
wrath of her immorality."
10:7 Another angel, a third, followed them, saying with a great voice,
"If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives a mark on his
forehead, or on his hand, he also will drink of the wine of the wrath
of God, which is prepared unmixed in the cup of his anger.
10:8 I looked, and behold, a mushroom cloud; and on the cloud one
sitting like a mean SOB, having on his head a golden crown, and in his
hand a sharp sickle. His heart was mechanical.
10:9 Another voice was heard, crying to him who sat on the cloud,
"Send forth your sickle, and reap; for the hour to reap has come; we
won the midterms, this is our due!"
10:10 He who sat on the cloud thrust his sickle on the earth, and
gathered the vintage of the earth, and threw it into the great
winepress of the wrath of God.
10:11 The winepress was trodden outside of the city, and blood came
out from the winepress thick like oil, even to the bridles of the
horses, as far as one thousand six hundred stadia.
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11:1 I saw another great and marvelous sign in the sky a Walled
Street, inside of which are seven sisters fettered by stocks,
struggling against their bonds, they reach for the seven last plagues,
for in them the Cowboy's wrath is finished.
11:2 I saw something like a sea of gas mixed with fire, and walking on
the surface were those who held all the rights of men, yet no blood ran
in their veins, worshipping the beast, his image, and the number of his
name.
11:3 They sang the song of legal fictions, the servant of the Cowboy,
saying, "Great and marvelous are your works, and truly profitable are
your ways." They sang the praises of people like themselves who
simultaneously belong to multiple nations and none at all.
11:4 After these things I looked, and the Walled Street in heaven was
opened. Seven sisters were released from their bonds, clothed with
paper, and wearing golden parachutes they spread across the earth.
11:5 As they flew by, the four living creatures gave to the seven
sisters seven golden bowls full of the wrath of the Cowboy.
11:6 The air was filled with smoke from the glory of the Cowboy, and
from his power generation.
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12:1 I heard a loud voice out of the earth saying to the seven
sisters, "Go and pour out the seven bowls of the wrath on the earth!"
12:2 The first went, and poured out her bowl into the earth, and it
smelled of sulfur and caused a sickness on the people who had the mark
of the beast, and who worshiped his image.
12:3 The second sister poured out her bowl into the sea, and it became
calm and the surface was congealed. All the birds that lived in the sea
were covered with this plague and they died.
12:4 The third poured out her bowl into the rivers and springs of
water, and they became congealed as the blood of a dead man. All the
animals that drank of the river died. Fish floated to the surface and
showed their bellies to the Sun.
12:5 The fourth poured out her bowl on the sun, and it was given to
her to scorch the surface of the sea.
12:6 People were scorched with great heat, and even glaciers retreated
in the face of this plague. The North Pole wept.
12:7 The fifth poured out her bowl on the throne of the beast, and his
kingdom was snarled in endless rivers of asphalt. They gnawed their
tongues because of the tedium,
12:8 and they blasphemed the Cowboy because of the expense and their
boredom. They didn't repent of their works and avoided the HOV-2 as if
it were a plague.
12:9 The sixth poured out her bowl on the great river, the Euphrates.
Its water was dried up, that the way might be made ready for the
horsemen that come from the sunrise.
12:10 The seventh poured out her bowl into the air and people fell
choking. A loud voice came forth out of the Walled Street, from behind
the throne, saying, "It is done! The bubble has burst!"
12:11 There were lightnings, sounds, and thunders; and there was a
great earthquake, such as was not since there were men on the earth, so
great an earthquake, so mighty.
12:12 "Behold, I come like a thief. Blessed is he who watches, and
keeps his mouth shut, so that even if you were misled, no one can say
we lied."
12:13 The great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of
Babylon fell in great waves, drenched by the wine of the fierceness of
his wrath.
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13:1 One of the seven sisters who had the seven bowls came and spoke
with me, saying, "Come here. I will show you the judgment of the great
prostitute who sits on many waters,
13:2 with whom the captains of industry committed fornication, and
those who dwell in the earth were made drunken with the wine of her
fornication."
13:3 She carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness. I saw a
woman sitting on a scarlet-colored animal, full of blasphemous names,
having seven heads and ten horns.
13:4 The woman was wrapped in a flag with white stars, a blue field
and scarlet streams of blood, and decked with gold and precious stones
and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and
the impurities of her fornication.
13:5 And on her forehead a name was written, "MYSTERY, BABYLON THE
GREAT, THE MOTHER OF THE PROSTITUTES AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE
EARTH."
13:6 I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the Child, and the five
hundred thousand. When I saw her, I wondered with great amazement.
13:7 The angel said to me, "Why do you wonder? I will tell you the
mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carries her, which has the
seven heads and the ten horns.
13:8 The beast that you saw was, and is not; and is about to come up
out of the abyss and to go into destruction. Those who dwell on the
earth and whose names have not been written in the book of life from
the foundation of the world will marvel when they see that the beast
was, and is not, and shall be present.
13:9 Here is the mind that has wisdom. The seven heads are seven
kingdoms, on which the woman sits.
13:10 Three of the heads were very large and aged. One has the All
Seeing Eye, one is a Peacock, one is a cipher.
13:11 The four smaller heads were more diverse and garrulous. One
wears a crown on its Head Lying Loose that it offers to the world every
30 minutes, one is sly as a Fox but brays like an *****, the other is
Seen In End, the final has not yet come. When he comes, he will make a
Daily Show of spinning falsehoods into gold.
13:12 The beast that was, and is not, is himself also an eighth, and
is of the seven; and he goes to destruction in a Rush.
13:13 The ten horns that you saw are ten kings who have received no
kingdom as yet, but they receive authority as kings, with the beast,
for one hour.
13:14 These have one mind, which is delivered to them every day and
they give their power and authority to the beast. These will war
against the Child."
13:15 He said to me, "The waters which you saw, where the prostitute
sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations, and languages.
13:16 The beast is really the dragon in disguise, it will help but
hates the prostitute, and will make her desolate, and will make her
naked, and will eat her flesh, and will burn her utterly with fire.
13:17 The woman whom you saw is the great city, Columbia, which reigns
over the kings of the earth."
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14:1 After these things, I saw another angel coming down out of the
sky, having great authority. The earth was illuminated with his glory.
14:2 He cried with a mighty voice, saying, "Fallen, fallen is Babylon
the great, and she has become a habitation of demons, a prison of every
unclean spirit, and a prison of every unclean and hateful bird!
14:3 For all the nations have drunk of the wine of her impure passion,
the kings of the earth committed fornication with her, and the
merchants of the earth grew rich from the abundance of her luxury."
14:4 I heard another voice from heaven, saying, "Come out of her, my
people, that you have no participation in her sins, and that you don't
receive of her plagues,
14:5 for her sins have reached to the sky, and God has remembered her
iniquities.
14:6 Return to her just as she returned, and repay her double as she
did, and according to her works. In the cup which she mixed, mix to her
double.
14:7 However much she glorified herself, and grew wanton, so much give
her of torment and mourning. For she says in her heart, 'I sit a queen,
and am no widow, and will in no way see mourning.'
14:8 Therefore in one day her plagues will come: death, mourning, and
famine; and she will be utterly burned with fire; for the Lord God who
has judged her is strong.
14:9 The kings of the earth, who committed sexual immorality and lived
wantonly with her, will weep and wail over her, when they look at the
smoke of her burning,
14:10 standing far away for the fear of her torment, saying, 'Woe,
woe, the great city, Babylon, the strong city! For your judgment has
come in one hour.'
14:11 The merchants of the earth weep and mourn over her, for no one
buys their merchandise any more;
14:12 for every vessel of ivory, steel, and silicon, every vessel made
of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, 100 fly to
the West;
14:13 for every 100 vessels flying West, 60 return to the East, but
behold they are empty.
14:14 The fruits which your soul lusted after have been lost to you,
and all things that were made by you have perished from you, and you
will find them no more at all.
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15:1 The merchants of these things, who were made rich by her, will
stand far away for the fear of her torment, weeping and mourning;
saying, 'Woe, woe, the great city, in which all who had their ships in
the sea were made rich by reason of her great wealth!'
15:2 For in an hour such great riches are made desolate.' Every
shipmaster, and everyone who sails anywhere, and mariners, and as many
as gain their living by sea, stood far away,
15:3 and cried out as they looked at the smoke of her burning, saying,
'What is like the great city?'
15:4 A mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone and cast it
into the sea, saying, "Thus with violence will Babylon, the great city,
be thrown down, and will be found no more at all.
15:5 The voice of harpists, minstrels, flute players, and trumpeters
will be heard no more at all in you. No craftsman, of whatever craft,
will be found any more at all in you. The sound of a mill will be heard
no more at all in you.
15:6 The light of a lamp will shine no more at all in you. The voice
of the bridegroom and of the bride will be heard no more at all in you;
for your merchants were the princes of the earth; for with your sorcery
all the nations were deceived.
15:7 In her was found the blood of the Child, and of all who have been
slain on the earth, for verily the chickens do come home to roost.
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16:1 I saw a new heaven and a new earth from Sea to Shining Sea: for
the first heaven and the first earth have passed away, and it was
Projected this new earth would last another Century and spread across
the globe.
16:2 I saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven on
transports, made ready like a bride adorned for her husband.
16:3 I heard a loud voice out of heaven saying, "Behold, the
Director's dwelling is with people, and he will dwell with them, and
they will be his people, and Director himself will be with them as
their God.
16:4 We shall leave the insurgents with only their eyes to cry with.
Death will be more; there will there be mourning, crying, pain, and
more. The first wave have passed away, but more will take their place;
if more do not arrive we will create them as needed to justify our
presence."
16:5 He who sits on the throne said, "Behold, I am making all things
new, for we create our own reality." He said, "Write, for these words
are faithful and true because I have a signing statement that proves
it."
16:6 He said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the
Beginning and the End. I will give freely to him who is thirsty from
the trough of contracts.
16:7 He who overcomes, I will give him these things. I will be his
God, and he will be my son.
16:8 But for the cowardly, unbelieving, fretful ones who dabble in the
ancient signs of international law, their part is in the lake that
burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."
16:9 One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls, who were loaded
with the seven last plagues came, and he spoke with me, saying, "Come
here. I will show you the wife, the Lamb's bride."
16:10 He carried me away in the Spirit to a great and high mountain,
and showed me the Emerald city within a city, coming down out of heaven
from afar,
16:11 having the glory of power. Her light was like a most precious
stone, as if it was a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
16:12 having a great and high wall; having twelve gates, and at the
gates twelve contractors; and names written on them, which are the
names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel.
16:13 In General, Electric gates were everywhere; and Up North were
three gates; and down south three gates; and on the west three gates.
Nothing ran without Gates.
16:14 The wall of the city had four foundations, the Heritage of the
Castle Rock sets the Course of the foundation, strongly to the right
regardless of which direction it is approached.
16:15 He who spoke with me had for a measure, a golden reed, to
measure the city, its gates, and its walls.
16:16 The city lies foursquare, and its length is as great as its
breadth. He measured the city with the reed, Twelve thousand twelve
stadia. Its length, breadth, and height are equal.
16:17 Its wall is one hundred forty-four cubits, by the measure of a
man, that is, of an angel.
16:18 The construction of its wall was jasper. The city was pure gold,
like pure glass.
16:19 I saw no temple in it, for though this is a battle of
civilizations it is really about oil.
16:20 The city has no need for the sun, neither of the moon, to shine,
for there is plenty of oil to illuminate it, and its lamp is fed from
the ground.
16:21 The nations will walk in its light. The kings of the earth bring
the glory and honor of the nations into it.
16:22 There will in no way enter into it anything, or anyone, but only
those who are written in the Status of Force Agreement.
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17:1 I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key of the
abyss and a great checkbook in his hand. All the checks were blank
17:2 Checks were written unchecked, and the abyss grew, until
eventually the Emerald city within a city was swallowed up into the
abyss.
17:3 He was surprised to be seized by the dragon, the old serpent,
which was called the devil and Satan, who deceives the whole inhabited
earth, for even the Cowboy had seen the soul of the Cagey Beast and
pronounced it good.
17:4 The dragon encircled the Emerald city within a city as it was
cast into the abyss, and taking the key shut it, and sealed it, that he
should be free to deceive the nations unmolested.
17:5 Those frightened by the Beast which had rampaged across the
desert a short time, those once at each other's throats, were now
driven into each other's arms and they flocked to the dragon for
protection from the Beast.
17:6 I saw thrones, and the dragons angels from Shanghai Cooperated to
Organize them in a circle across one half the world.
17:7 The throne in the West and the throne in the East were large and
red. The Bear sat on the throne in the West and as it opened its paw,
many smaller white thrones descended, landing in the Central parts
where they stand.
17:8 The throne in the East was occupied by a Serpent, and such as
didn't worship the beast nor his image, were lured with gold to the
circle. I heard a voice say "I ran to observe, then I ran to join,
then I ran to center stage." The Himalayas grew quiet and peace reigned
for a thousand years.
17:9 The rest of the people didn't live until the thousand years were
finished. They were consumed in the abyss as a new denomination will
be heralded as the standard and reserve.
17:10 The New Century will belong to the dragon as a it stretches from
the Baltic to the Pacific, from the Arctic to the Indian,
17:11 and he will come out to deceive the nations which are in the
four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to
the war; the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
17:12 They went up over the breadth of the earth, and surrounded the
camp of the Cowboy where the poppies grow, and the beloved city. Fire
came down out of heaven and devoured them.
17:13 I saw a great white throne, and him who sat on it, from whose
face the earth and the heaven fled away. There was found no place for
them.
17:14 I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the
throne, and they opened books of accounts. Another book was opened,
which is the company book. The dead were judged out of the things which
were written in the company books, according to their works.
17:15 The sea gave up the dead who were in it. Death and Hades gave up
the dead who were in them. They were judged, each one according to his
works.
17:16 If anyone was not found written in the company books , he was
cast into the lake of fire, for the balance of trade must be restored.
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18:1 He said to me, "These words are faithful and true as far as I
know, for the things which must happen soon will happen."
18:2 "Behold, I come quickly. Blessed is he who keeps the words of the
prophecy of this book; pretend they, like your opinion, are valuable
and do not share them."
18:3 Now I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. When I
heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of he who had
shown me these things.
18:4 He said to me, "Don't seal up the words of the prophecy of this
book, for the time is at hand.
18:5 Outside are the dogs, the sorcerers, the sexually immoral, the
murderers, the idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices
falsehood; I say it sounds like a party. Let's dance and rejoice at the
fall of Sanctorum.
18:6 The Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" He who hears, let him say,
"Come!" He who is thirsty, let him come. He who thinks Gay Marriage is
the most serious threat to our nation, let him take the water of life
freely but only if he take it like a man.
18:7 I testify to everyone who hears the words of this prophecy, be
not foolish enough to forego counsel, for then anyone looking to write
a book may plague thee by writing a book replete with unnamed sources.
18:8 If anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy
anything that even resembles people actual, imagined, pre-packaged, or
positioned by media handlers, may reality TV take away his part from
the script, and cast him out of the City of Angels never to be invited
back.
18:9 He who testifies to these things should not be concerned about
losing constitutional protection, you were not using those rights
anyway.
18:10 He who refuses to testify says, "Yeah though I walk through the
media scrum to the grand jury, I fear no evil because there's a
presidential pardon with my name on it!
18:11 "Behold, I come quickly. My reward is with me, I drive an Alpha
Romeo and wear an Omega.
18:12 I will be the first to say what a long, strange trip this has
been. I fear this is the End. Or is it just the beginning?
18:13 And as the scene faded away, I heard a voice say, "May you live
in interesting times." Amen.
Bravo! A masterpiece of literary talent. Dig yourself a really deeep hole
to hide from the NSA, lest you get planted off the end of the runway in
Area 51.
Charly
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Charly the ***** wrote:
background N015e wrote:
1:1 This is the Revelation of a New Doctrine, which Double Ewe
received from his base showing the things which must happen soon, which
he sent and made known by his operatives to his servants on FOX,
[snip]
18:13 And as the scene faded away, I heard a voice say, "May you live
in interesting times." Amen.
Bravo! A masterpiece of literary talent. Dig yourself a really deeep hole
to hide from the NSA, lest you get planted off the end of the runway in
Area 51.
From the Book of Joban
1:1 Now the word of the NSA wiretapping came to Joban the Sikh,
saying,
1:2 "I am tapping all international calls and anyone who calls
Pakistan will come to my attention and be the subject of scrutiny by
me."
1:3 So Joban rose to flee to Canada from the presence of the NSA. He
went to Niagra Falls and found a bus heading to Toronto; so he paid the
fare, and went on board, to go with them across the bridge, away from
the presence of the NSA.
1:4 But the NSA recorded the credit card transaction and got wind of
his attempt to flee, and there was a roadblock on the interstate, so
that the bus got stuck in traffic.
1:5 Then the passengers were afraid to be stuck on the bridge, and
each cried to the driver; and they threw tantrums that the ride was
taking way too long, demanding someone either come get them or give
them refunds. But Joban had gone to the back of the bus and had lain
down, and was fast asleep.
1:6 When the driver came to use the bathroom, he saw him and said to
him, "What do you doing hiding back here, you sleeper cell maggot?
Arise, let me see your papers! Perhaps you're an illegal immigrant,
and we can trade you to the cops to let us through the roadblock." He
was joking, but knew not how close to the truth he had come.
1:7 And the passengers said to one another, "Come, let us cast lots,
that we may know on whose account this evil has come upon us." So they
cast lots, and the lot fell upon Joban.
1:8 Then they said to him, "Tell us, on whose account this evil has
come upon us? What is your occupation? And whence do you come? What is
your country? And of what people are you?"
1:9 And he said to them, "I am here on a student visa, but it expired;
and I fear the INS, the Cowboy in the White House, customs and
immigration."
1:10 Then the men were exceedingly afraid, and said to him, "What is
this that you have done!" For the men knew that he was fleeing from the
presence of the INS, because he had told them.
1:11 Then they said to him, "What shall we do to you, that the trip
may actually end for us?" For the lines grew longer and longer.
1:12 He said to them, "Take me up and throw me to the cops; then the
roadblock will come down for you; for I know it is because of me that
this great roadblock has come upon you."
1:13 Nevertheless the men thought hard about how to turn the bus
around, but they could not, for the bridge was narrow and the highway
grew more and more congested against them.
1:14 Therefore they cried to the NSA, "We beseech thee, let us not
perish for this man's life, and lay not on us innocent blood; for thou,
NSA, hast done as it pleased thee."
1:15 So they took up Joban and pushed him off the bus; and the
roadblock disappeared.
1:16 Then the men feared the NSA exceedingly, and they offered a
sacrifice to the NSA of another passenger who was just minding her own
business, but she looked foreign, and the made vows to inform on those
who lived in their neighborhoods if only they could get to the Canadian
side for a bit of gambling.
1:17 And the NSA appointed a holding facility to swallow up Joban; and
Joban was in the basement of the building for three days and three
nights with no sleep, no food, and no clothes until they became
convinced he really was a Sikh and not a Sunni.
1:18 The officer then pushed him out of the building, saying "Hey,
next time don't wear a towel on your head and we might go easier on
you."
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