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Religions > Bible |
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"Snubis" |
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21 Oct 2003 08:32:11 PM |
| Object: |
The Unrighteous |
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:58:23 PM |
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"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Thomas P." |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 02:59:58 AM |
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On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
Thomas P.
"That there are manes, a subterranean kingdom, a ferryman with a long pole, and black frogs in the whirlpools
of the Styx; that so many thousand men could cross the waves in a single boat, today even children refuse to believe."
Juvenal
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 03:08:15 AM |
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"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting with
americans> ;)
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| User: "IBen Getiner" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 10:03:33 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<PVqlb.161074$bo1.111051@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting with
americans> ;)
"Any other sin can be forgive unto a man. All but one... He who
blasphemes the Holy Spirit shall recieve no forgiveness in this world,
nor in the world to come"
Jesus Christ
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
23 Oct 2003 08:45:11 AM |
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"IBen Getiner" <lappcatt@msn.com> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<PVqlb.161074$bo1.111051@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the
Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting
with
americans> ;)
"Any other sin can be forgive unto a man. All but one... He who
blasphemes the Holy Spirit shall recieve no forgiveness in this world,
nor in the world to come"
Jesus Christ
God-motha-fucking-DAMN!! I am going to take the bait on this one:
IBen the Sheep fucker wrote: "He who blasphemes the Holy Spirit shall
recieve no forgiveness in this world, nor in the world to come"
So if I claim that I boned Jesus up the *****, you'll leave us alone since we
are "unsavable" or unforgiveable? Okay...Jesus is my ***** and the Holy
Spook is next. And your God(tm) is nothing more than a figment of your
imagination.
You've got it writing. Send a memo to Gawd, and go away.
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Atheist FF/EMT
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 09:43:59 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<PVqlb.161074$bo1.111051@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting with
americans> ;)
Just keep it up. You are about a post away from one of my anti-anti-American rants.
jwk
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 07:01:01 PM |
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0310220643.1eaaea21@posting.google.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<PVqlb.161074$bo1.111051@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the
Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting
with
americans> ;)
Just keep it up. You are about a post away from one of my
anti-anti-American rants.
hehe. I just don't like some of the culture your lot are selling to the
world...and the culture your government is shoving down your throat. I've
got american friends here in australia, got nothing against individual
americans. your government is bad. GWB is here, and there's protests over
gunatanamo and iraq and.....well, the list goes on and on. And on.
anyway, note the smiley at the end of the comment......hehe bloody
americans, takin emselves so seriously
jwk
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
23 Oct 2003 08:24:40 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<1TElb.161479$bo1.7326@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c6f5ba32.0310220643.1eaaea21@posting.google.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<PVqlb.161074$bo1.111051@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the
Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting
with
americans> ;)
Just keep it up. You are about a post away from one of my
anti-anti-American rants.
hehe. I just don't like some of the culture your lot are selling to the
world...and the culture your government is shoving down your throat. I've
got american friends here in australia, got nothing against individual
americans. your government is bad. GWB is here, and there's protests over
gunatanamo and iraq and.....well, the list goes on and on. And on.
anyway, note the smiley at the end of the comment......hehe bloody
americans, takin emselves so seriously
Who is taking whom "so seriously"? I thought my response was rather
mild, considering you have taken a bunch of jabs at Americans since
you got here. Just because I don't throw a smiley at the end doesn't
mean I'm mad. Yet :) (See the smiley.)
You don't like Americans, fine. Keep pointing it out and expect some
backlash. You don't like American culture? Fine again. Don't accept
it then. No one is "shoving [it] down your throat." American's sell
their products and movies, etc where they can. If you lot didn't buy
them, we wouldn't seel them. That's simple enough to comprehend. Oh,
but then you would have to take responsiblity for your own
shortcomings, wouldn't you. Can't have that.
I know Americans make a good whipping boy. That's because we are a
large and very visible target. But not all the bad comes from
America. You have your own share of nutjob Christians. Including
politicians. Oh, but I forgot, that's all America's fault, of course.
Just accept responsibility for your own shortcomings. If you hate
American "culture" (read "things"), don't purchase them. And get over
yourself. Bloody Aussies.
jwk
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
25 Oct 2003 05:35:20 AM |
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"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth,
where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the
Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from
god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your
stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy
Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of
serious
delusions.......<cutest, who's been spending far too much time
chatting
with
americans> ;)
Just keep it up. You are about a post away from one of my
anti-anti-American rants.
hehe. I just don't like some of the culture your lot are selling to the
world...and the culture your government is shoving down your throat.
I've
got american friends here in australia, got nothing against individual
americans. your government is bad. GWB is here, and there's protests
over
gunatanamo and iraq and.....well, the list goes on and on. And on.
anyway, note the smiley at the end of the comment......hehe bloody
americans, takin emselves so seriously
Who is taking whom "so seriously"? I thought my response was rather
mild, considering you have taken a bunch of jabs at Americans since
you got here.
why do you care?
Just because I don't throw a smiley at the end doesn't
mean I'm mad. Yet :) (See the smiley.)
hmm you seem to be
You don't like Americans, fine.
I said explicitly that I don't dislike individuals. geeez, that first
comment was just a little tease, and now we've got serious flame on both
sides
Keep pointing it out and expect some
backlash. You don't like American culture? Fine again. Don't accept
it then. No one is "shoving [it] down your throat." American's sell
their products and movies, etc where they can. If you lot didn't buy
them, we wouldn't seel them. That's simple enough to comprehend. Oh,
but then you would have to take responsiblity for your own
shortcomings, wouldn't you. Can't have that.
many american multinationals have created a virtual monopoly in many areas
of commercial enterprise. a lot of foreign policy is directed towards
'encouraging' politically weaker nations to buy american. you must see that.
Australia got rewarded for its participation in your holy war with trade
agreements. clinton threatened our government for wanting to tax goods
imported from america which Australia itself produced in excess. there are
so many examples of the way the american government and american big
business has shoved its business down the throats of other nations
I know Americans make a good whipping boy. That's because we are a
large and very visible target. But not all the bad comes from
America. You have your own share of nutjob Christians. Including
politicians.
agreed. there is no denying that, and we don't blame america for that.
except for the mormons - never met one that didn't have the telltale
accent/drawl
Oh, but I forgot, that's all America's fault, of course.
Just accept responsibility for your own shortcomings. If you hate
American "culture" (read "things"), don't purchase them. And get over
yourself. Bloody Aussies.
what america sells to the world is not all bad, but you must see the
propaganda in the entertainment they supply......look, I don't want to bag
your country. I feel sorry for your citizens, living in the hypocrisy of
pseudo-democracy and being unable to counter it.
-Cutie, who now knows for certain there will be no cosy chats in abandoned
threads with jwk
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 01:46:25 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 08:08:15 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......
The Holy Spirit...who I have on good authority, does NOT like to be
called the Holy Ghost (like Ben Segal hated, violently, to be called
Bugsy) is like the "bad cop" to god's "good cop." That way god can
say..."No I wanted to let ya slide, but the Holy Spirit...well, I
don't know what gets into him sometime. 'Smite 'em' he says. 'No, I
says, they's good people'...he's a loose cannon, I'm tellin' ya. Just
when I think I got him calmed down...'BOOM' ...plague of locusts!"
<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting with
americans> ;)
Not that there is *anything* wrong with that. As long as it's done in
moderation, and in a sterile, therapeutic environment. "Too much of a
good thing" as they say. Choose a designated typist so there are no
accidents. It's becoming socially acceptable. We're not *all*
arseholes, many yes, all no.
zamboni
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 07:04:54 PM |
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<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ntgdpvsolr93jvsuse9gi4vgmd0g1das3l@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 08:08:15 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Thomas P." <tonyofremovethisbexar@yahoo.dk,> wrote in message
news:v5ecpvoeo4fss98rr7l6o5vrbu3ovtpd9o@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:58:23 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Ok then, hell not a metaphore, check. I'll just direct all the
Christians
to
you who come here insisting that hell is just separation from god.
It would help your cred *a little* if you guys would get your stories
straight.
They are all guided by the Holy Spirit. Apparently the Holy Spirit
lies a lot.
this holy spirit seems to have *serious* delusions of grandeur
I suppose it's reasonable, though, since he's the grandest of serious
delusions.......
The Holy Spirit...who I have on good authority, does NOT like to be
called the Holy Ghost (like Ben Segal hated, violently, to be called
Bugsy) is like the "bad cop" to god's "good cop." That way god can
say..."No I wanted to let ya slide, but the Holy Spirit...well, I
don't know what gets into him sometime. 'Smite 'em' he says. 'No, I
says, they's good people'...he's a loose cannon, I'm tellin' ya. Just
when I think I got him calmed down...'BOOM' ...plague of locusts!"
LOL - Zamboni, by far the funniest atheist.
<cutest, who's been spending far too much time chatting with
americans> ;)
Not that there is *anything* wrong with that. As long as it's done in
moderation, and in a sterile, therapeutic environment. "Too much of a
good thing" as they say. Choose a designated typist so there are no
accidents. It's becoming socially acceptable. We're not *all*
arseholes, many yes, all no.
haha I know that - where do you think people are fleeing from the oppression
of your government?? ;)
zamboni
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 08:39:50 PM |
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"Snubis" <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
too hot for chains down there. and the fire is cooling, it won't last many
more billions of years. so much for eternity. bored now.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 03:07:26 AM |
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In article <49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com>,
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
You rang, troll?
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Mark Richardson" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 12:58:30 AM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
And "blessed are the cheese makers"
--
Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:03:03 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord,
bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine
enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake,
saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou
count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou
not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed
to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff
it.' Armaments 2:9-21
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:06:25 PM |
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<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:n3pbpvo4p7o3tupc40m1a2bori9mokhrjf@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord,
bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine
enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake,
saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou
count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou
not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed
to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff
it.' Armaments 2:9-21
hehe all hail First Prophet Zamboni!! very pythonesque, darlin
-Cutie
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:21:05 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 02:06:25 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:n3pbpvo4p7o3tupc40m1a2bori9mokhrjf@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord,
bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine
enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake,
saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou
count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou
not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed
to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff
it.' Armaments 2:9-21
hehe all hail First Prophet Zamboni!! very pythonesque, darlin
-Cutie
They quote their favorite fiction...I'll quote mine!
zamboni
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 07:59:47 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
And the unbrighteous ones will fall into the depths of
superstitious belief, where they will be bound by priests and
tormented by their terror of non existent things. Rationiah 6:66
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: AQOTM nomination: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 08:50:38 PM |
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"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:jv9epvkiuj7nejcecqj2ai50uj6fqi1pq0@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
nominated portion follows:
And the unbrighteous ones will fall into the depths of
superstitious belief, where they will be bound by priests and
tormented by their terror of non existent things. Rationiah 6:66
LOL. I nominate this! any seconds? (did I do it right?)
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| User: "Ron Nicholson" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nomination: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 08:55:40 PM |
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On 10/22/03 9:50 PM, in article
OtGlb.161604$bo1.40331@news-server.bigpond.net.au, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerdremove@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:jv9epvkiuj7nejcecqj2ai50uj6fqi1pq0@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
nominated portion follows:
And the unbrighteous ones will fall into the depths of
superstitious belief, where they will be bound by priests and
tormented by their terror of non existent things. Rationiah 6:66
LOL. I nominate this! any seconds? (did I do it right?)
I met people like Hezie and Rationie at parties -- fucking bores!
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM nomination: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 09:07:23 PM |
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the cutest atheist wrote:
"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:jv9epvkiuj7nejcecqj2ai50uj6fqi1pq0@4ax.com...
On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
nominated portion follows:
And the unbrighteous ones will fall into the depths of
superstitious belief, where they will be bound by priests and
tormented by their terror of non existent things. Rationiah 6:66
LOL. I nominate this! any seconds? (did I do it right?)
Seconded.
--
It seems odd that those who scoff at sun worshippers are apt to worship
a vacuum.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:21:14 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:32:11 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
Have fun.
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| User: "Adam Marczyk" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 12:04:28 AM |
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Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
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"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
There is no Book of Hezekiah in either the Old or New Testaments. I presume
you're just inventing.
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| User: "Spartakus" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 03:35:45 PM |
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"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote...
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
There is no Book of Hezekiah in either the Old or New Testaments. I presume
you're just inventing.
You're right - there is no Book of Hezekiah, and the above passage
does not occur anywhere in the Bible.
But "Hezekiah" was a real king! He looked like this:
http://www.bibleline.org/images/hezekiah.gif
and you can read about him here:
http://westover.searchgodsword.org/dic/sbd/view.cgi?number=T1974
Hezekiah was one of the three most perfect kings of Judah. (2 Kings
18:5) Ecclus. 49:4. His first act was to purge and repair and reopen
with splendid sacrifices and perfect ceremonial the temple. He also
destroyed a brazen serpent
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| User: "" |
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22 Oct 2003 02:26:42 AM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 05:04:28 GMT, "Adam Marczyk"
<ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote:
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
There is no Book of Hezekiah in either the Old or New Testaments. I presume
you're just inventing.
Yeah, I had to look it up. I haven't touched one of those bible things
in years, plus I figured it might have been in a different version
than I used growing up, or mormon or something.
Looks like it's a fairly common method to make psuedo-biblical musings
and the outright facetious sound more biblical. Most references to
this technique seemed to involve christians and christian groups (at
least googling, that is.) where it is viewed as harmless.
In other words, anything to make lying for jeebus seem innocent and
more palatable is ok with them.
zamboni
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 02:31:01 AM |
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<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 05:04:28 GMT, "Adam Marczyk"
<ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote:
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where
they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
There is no Book of Hezekiah in either the Old or New Testaments. I
presume
you're just inventing.
Yeah, I had to look it up. I haven't touched one of those bible things
in years, plus I figured it might have been in a different version
than I used growing up, or mormon or something.
Looks like it's a fairly common method to make psuedo-biblical musings
and the outright facetious sound more biblical. Most references to
this technique seemed to involve christians and christian groups (at
least googling, that is.) where it is viewed as harmless.
In other words, anything to make lying for jeebus seem innocent and
more palatable is ok with them.
yeah, well the way I see it is that it's just as meaningful whether it's in
their silly book or if some (modern) K00k made it up....the only real
difference is time and tradition
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 01:33:48 AM |
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Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<49cfeac5dc28bba9390040cf2d5a1aa8@news.teranews.com>...
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
....but god loves you all.
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:54:51 PM |
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Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote to:
alt.space.monkey.invaders
alt.abortion
alt.spacebastards
talk.abortion
alt.politics.bush
alt.bible
alt.atheism
alt.talk.creationism
[Snipped most of them]
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
No they won't.
That is just a nasty lie, invented to scare children.
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 07:29:18 PM |
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Martin Thomas wrote:
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote to:
alt.space.monkey.invaders
alt.abortion
alt.spacebastards
talk.abortion
alt.politics.bush
alt.bible
alt.atheism
alt.talk.creationism
[Snipped most of them]
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
No they won't.
That is just a nasty lie, invented to scare children.
.....scaring all sorts. over thouands of years in churches, on the streets,
whereever, without a shred of proof...
what now religion?
bob
Hong Kong
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the gospels in praise of
intelligence.
[Anonymous]
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
22 Oct 2003 01:47:59 AM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 03:54:51 +0100, Martin Thomas
<mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote:
Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote to:
alt.space.monkey.invaders
alt.abortion
alt.spacebastards
talk.abortion
alt.politics.bush
alt.bible
alt.atheism
alt.talk.creationism
[Snipped most of them]
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
No they won't.
That is just a nasty lie, invented to scare children.
....of all ages.
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Frank Dwyer" |
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| Title: Re: The Unrighteous |
21 Oct 2003 09:59:58 PM |
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Snubis wrote:
"And the unrighteous will be sent to the depths of the earth, where they
will be bound by chains and tormented by fire." Hezekiah 2:13
"What's it gonna do, kill ya?" Frank 10:59
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