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Religions > Bible |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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01 May 2006 06:01:39 AM |
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THOU SHALT NOT |
Don't you love those highway signs that say which part of THOU SHALT NOT
didn't you understand and it is "signed god".
well, here's some THOU SHALT NOT's for the all-powerful, loving, caring,
jackass creator christian god
1. THOU SHALT NOT DEMAND THAT PEOPLE MURDER THEIR ONLY SON JUST TO SATISFY
THY SICK NEED FOR AN EGO BOOST
2. THOU SHALT NOT GET THY PANTIES IN A WAD AND MURDER EVERYONE ON THE PLANET
JUST BECAUSE THOU DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
3. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
4. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER THE FIRST BORN OF EGYPT OR ANY OTHER LAND
5. THOU SHALT NOT BRING PLAGUES UNTO CITIES
6. THOU SHALT NOT CALL FOR THE MURDER OF PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
WORK ON THE SABBATH
7. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS FUCKING ***** WHETHER SOMEONE IS PLOWING WITH A
DONEY AND AN OX YOKED TOGETHER, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD HAVE SLIGHLY MORE
IMORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
8. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS ***** IF SOMEONE IS WEARING WOOL AND LINEN WOVEN
TOGETHER. ONCE AGAIN, THOU SHOULD HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
9. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE IN TOWNS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORAAH, OR ANY
OTHER TOWN.
HEY "CHRI-STAIN" GOD MORON, WHIC PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
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| User: "John Rambo" |
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| Title: Re: THOU SHALT NOT |
01 May 2006 06:30:17 AM |
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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:nUl5g.78$F4.74@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Don't you love those highway signs that say which part of THOU SHALT NOT
didn't you understand and it is "signed god".
well, here's some THOU SHALT NOT's for the all-powerful, loving, caring,
jackass creator christian god
1. THOU SHALT NOT DEMAND THAT PEOPLE MURDER THEIR ONLY SON JUST TO SATISFY
THY SICK NEED FOR AN EGO BOOST
2. THOU SHALT NOT GET THY PANTIES IN A WAD AND MURDER EVERYONE ON THE
PLANET JUST BECAUSE THOU DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
3. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
4. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER THE FIRST BORN OF EGYPT OR ANY OTHER LAND
5. THOU SHALT NOT BRING PLAGUES UNTO CITIES
6. THOU SHALT NOT CALL FOR THE MURDER OF PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE
TO WORK ON THE SABBATH
7. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS FUCKING ***** WHETHER SOMEONE IS PLOWING WITH
A DONEY AND AN OX YOKED TOGETHER, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD HAVE SLIGHLY MORE
IMORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
8. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS ***** IF SOMEONE IS WEARING WOOL AND LINEN
WOVEN TOGETHER. ONCE AGAIN, THOU SHOULD HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO
WORRY ABOUT.
9. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE IN TOWNS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORAAH, OR ANY
OTHER TOWN.
HEY "CHRI-STAIN" GOD MORON, WHIC PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
LOL. Excellent post there - you took no prisoners with that one :-)
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| User: "Eric Brze" |
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| Title: Re: THOU SHALT NOT |
01 May 2006 07:56:26 AM |
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On Mon, 1 May 2006 12:30:17 +0100, "John Rambo" <rambo@rambo.com>
wrote:
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:nUl5g.78$F4.74@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Don't you love those highway signs that say which part of THOU SHALT NOT
didn't you understand and it is "signed god".
well, here's some THOU SHALT NOT's for the all-powerful, loving, caring,
jackass creator christian god
1. THOU SHALT NOT DEMAND THAT PEOPLE MURDER THEIR ONLY SON JUST TO SATISFY
THY SICK NEED FOR AN EGO BOOST
2. THOU SHALT NOT GET THY PANTIES IN A WAD AND MURDER EVERYONE ON THE
PLANET JUST BECAUSE THOU DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
3. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
4. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER THE FIRST BORN OF EGYPT OR ANY OTHER LAND
5. THOU SHALT NOT BRING PLAGUES UNTO CITIES
6. THOU SHALT NOT CALL FOR THE MURDER OF PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE
TO WORK ON THE SABBATH
7. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS FUCKING ***** WHETHER SOMEONE IS PLOWING WITH
A DONEY AND AN OX YOKED TOGETHER, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD HAVE SLIGHLY MORE
IMORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
8. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS ***** IF SOMEONE IS WEARING WOOL AND LINEN
WOVEN TOGETHER. ONCE AGAIN, THOU SHOULD HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO
WORRY ABOUT.
9. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE IN TOWNS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORAAH, OR ANY
OTHER TOWN.
HEY "CHRI-STAIN" GOD MORON, WHIC PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
LOL. Excellent post there - you took no prisoners with that one :-)
Thus, Jehovah the devil in disguise is exposed! :-)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: THOU SHALT NOT |
02 May 2006 06:22:03 PM |
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On Mon, 01 May 2006 11:01:39 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
Don't you love those highway signs that say which part of THOU SHALT NOT
didn't you understand and it is "signed god".
well, here's some THOU SHALT NOT's for the all-powerful, loving, caring,
jackass creator christian god
1. THOU SHALT NOT DEMAND THAT PEOPLE MURDER THEIR ONLY SON JUST TO SATISFY
THY SICK NEED FOR AN EGO BOOST
2. THOU SHALT NOT GET THY PANTIES IN A WAD AND MURDER EVERYONE ON THE PLANET
JUST BECAUSE THOU DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
3. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
4. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER THE FIRST BORN OF EGYPT OR ANY OTHER LAND
5. THOU SHALT NOT BRING PLAGUES UNTO CITIES
6. THOU SHALT NOT CALL FOR THE MURDER OF PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
WORK ON THE SABBATH
7. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS FUCKING ***** WHETHER SOMEONE IS PLOWING WITH A
DONEY AND AN OX YOKED TOGETHER, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD HAVE SLIGHLY MORE
IMORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
8. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS ***** IF SOMEONE IS WEARING WOOL AND LINEN WOVEN
TOGETHER. ONCE AGAIN, THOU SHOULD HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
9. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE IN TOWNS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORAAH, OR ANY
OTHER TOWN.
HEY "CHRI-STAIN" GOD MORON, WHIC PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
Nice post!
I would say the following, address the most urgent issues, and omit
'not;':
1. Thou shall end female circumcision (where the ***** comes off,
somtimes without anesthetic)
2. Thou shall see to it that anesthetics are applied during any child
birth
3. Thou shall end incest
4. Thou shall end pedophelia
5. Thou shall end all rapes and hitting
6. Thou shall see that ppl who are lonely and don't deserve it, are
taken care off
7. Thou shall not allow any wars.
8. Thou shall eliminate the devil
9. Thou shall end torture
10. Thou shall stop all accidants from happening
And please, thou shall reunite me with my soulmate!
Vince
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| User: "John Jacobson Formerly Saved" |
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| Title: Re: THOU SHALT NOT |
01 May 2006 10:36:45 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
<nUl5g.78$F4.74@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
What is interesting there is that if you read that passage, all she did was
look back at the destruction of thousands of human beings, instead of being a
cold-hearted ***** and ignoring it the way her husband Lot did. A mere glance
deserves the death penalty? Not in any morality that actually makes sense.
--
***Free Your Mind***
Posted with JSNewsreader Preview 0.9.4.2358
[ Followup-To: alt.bible ]
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| User: "Tim Bruening" |
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| Title: Re: THOU SHALT NOT |
06 May 2006 04:16:10 AM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
Don't you love those highway signs that say which part of THOU SHALT NOT
didn't you understand and it is "signed god".
well, here's some THOU SHALT NOT's for the all-powerful, loving, caring,
jackass creator christian god
1. THOU SHALT NOT DEMAND THAT PEOPLE MURDER THEIR ONLY SON JUST TO SATISFY
THY SICK NEED FOR AN EGO BOOST
2. THOU SHALT NOT GET THY PANTIES IN A WAD AND MURDER EVERYONE ON THE PLANET
JUST BECAUSE THOU DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
3. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE BY TURNING THEM INTO PILLARS OF SALT
4. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER THE FIRST BORN OF EGYPT OR ANY OTHER LAND
5. THOU SHALT NOT BRING PLAGUES UNTO CITIES
6. THOU SHALT NOT CALL FOR THE MURDER OF PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
WORK ON THE SABBATH
7. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS FUCKING ***** WHETHER SOMEONE IS PLOWING WITH A
DONEY AND AN OX YOKED TOGETHER, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD HAVE SLIGHLY MORE
IMORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
8. THOU SHALT NOT GIVE A RATS ***** IF SOMEONE IS WEARING WOOL AND LINEN WOVEN
TOGETHER. ONCE AGAIN, THOU SHOULD HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
9. THOU SHALT NOT MURDER PEOPLE IN TOWNS LIKE SODOM AND GOMORAAH, OR ANY
OTHER TOWN.
HEY "CHRI-STAIN" GOD MORON, WHIC PART OF THOU SHALT NOT DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
10: THOU SHALT NOT HAVE YOUR SON NAILED ON A CROSS.
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