TOP TEN REJECTED EASTER DRAMAS THIS YEAR :)
By Dave Tippett
10. Gigantic, super-loud fireworks explosions signal resurrection of
Prince of Peace
9. The guy who lost his ear to Peter sells it on eBay
8. Angels swing from piano wire and, for the most part, make it down to
the Tomb
7. Guys in metal skirts hurt, too: The Roman's Story
6. Our elderly and near-sighted ushers will wash your feet throughout the
first act
5. It's the Jets (disciples) vs. the Sharks (Pharisees) in "West Bank Story"!!
4. Last Supper Dinner Theater
3. Stone rolled away and down the aisle
2. Orange construction barrels impede triumphant entry into Jerusalem
1. Aslan the Lion eats evil temple merchants
Copyright 2005 Dave Tippett (djtippHA@yahoo.com). Permission is granted to
send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
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