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"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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06 Jan 2007 04:44:35 PM |
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
http://www.geocities.com/atheisthandbook/topten
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE
10. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created directly from dirt.
8. You laugh at polytheists, but have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7. Your face turns purple when you hear the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua", including women, children and trees!
6. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods
sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back
to life and ascended into the sky.
5. You are willing to spend your life looking for loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
in their tents and guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
4. You believe the entire population of this planet with the exception of
those that share your beliefs -- though excluding those in rival sects -
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of suffering. And yet consider your
religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor and
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.
2. You define 0.1% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think the
remaining 99.9% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. You actually know alot less than atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
06 Jan 2007 05:11:08 PM |
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Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people couldn't
care less (and to the ones who do care why bother replying?)
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a higher
power even though in science anything is possible
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a Christian
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a rational
question you change the topic
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change your mind
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God especially
Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to point that
out to you
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have no
intention of debating rationally with them.
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim you don't
believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a Christian
nutcase
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:nDVnh.7939$yx6.4280@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
http://www.geocities.com/atheisthandbook/topten
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE
10. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created directly from dirt.
8. You laugh at polytheists, but have no problem believing in a Triune
God.
7. Your face turns purple when you hear the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua", including women, children
and trees!
6. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and ascended into the sky.
5. You are willing to spend your life looking for loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
4. You believe the entire population of this planet with the exception of
those that share your beliefs -- though excluding those in rival sects -
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of suffering. And yet consider
your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
and speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.
2. You define 0.1% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think the
remaining 99.9% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. You actually know alot less than atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
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| User: "..andnothingbut" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 02:00:49 AM |
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"seon ferguson" <seon@iinet.net.au> wrote in
news:45a02c85$0$22057$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au:
Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people
couldn't care less (and to the ones who do care why bother replying?)
A defensive reaction to moronic zealots who constantly shovel god-***** to
everyone in the general public.
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a
higher power even though in science anything is possible
In science, not everything is possible.
Evidence is the true foundation - and you have none!
If you open up the discussion to "everything that is possible" - it would
take millions of years to erven LIST the possibilities. You're not;
you're only suggesting the fairy YOU believe in is possible.
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a
Christian
Christians assume everyone who is not a (certain type of ... aka "True
Christian" (TM)) christian is doomed to hellfire, an atheist, a demon,
ignorant of the bible and a worker for Satan.
Christians also assume that everyone who calls themselves a christian is
still thousands of times more true, righteous and honorable than the best
of the non-christians.
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a
rational question you change the topic
People bellowing religon do not bellow facts (in support of the spiritual
side of that religion).
It is the "christians" who either run or do the best song and dance
routines ...... particulaarly when asked either about FACTS, or to
explain outrageous contradictions in the bible.
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change your
mind
As yet, no one has produced even ONE shred of valid evidence to support
the assertion that there is a (biblical, christian) god ........ or any
other type of god.
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God
especially Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
Bwahahhaaaa.......... people who believe in christianity are the ones who
murder and torture non-believers.
Atheists cannot be "angry" at god - because there has been nothing shown
that this god exists.
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to point
that out to you
Bwahahaa... keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Those who believe in ancienti fairy tales and fables - and try to explain
them as facts are the most insane.
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have no
intention of debating rationally with them.
Can't find a "christian" in here who has the ability to rationally
debate.
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim you
don't believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
The evidence of god's murders are in your own bible. They are used to
co9ntradict christian claims about the goodness of god (and
christiainity) to fanatical belieers IN that bible.
One does not have to be a christian to see those lies, distortions and
that, blantaly obvious, murdering god.
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a Christian
nutcase
Christians keep posting the same insane crap that the earth & universe
are only a few thousand years old - even though science keeps flushing
that crap.
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| User: "Starkiller©" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 08:08:07 AM |
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On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:00:49 GMT, "..andnothingbut"
<thetruth@xohelpme..> wrote:
"seon ferguson" <seon@iinet.net.au> wrote in
news:45a02c85$0$22057$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au:
Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people
couldn't care less (and to the ones who do care why bother replying?)
A defensive reaction to moronic zealots who constantly shovel god-***** to
everyone in the general public.
It's still a dumbass reaction similar to third graders in a
schoolyard. And this is suppoosed to make you look intelligent?
It m akes one look like a blithering idiot particularly since the
assumptions made by such posts have no basis in biblical teaching.
No where in the Bible does it make the claim that God "controls" all
things. Yet posters such as those you defend, i.e. She blew...
consistently make the claim that we are nothing but a puppet show with
the "sky Pixie" pulling all of the strings controlling it all for
their own amusement therefore claiming that there is no free will.
Care to show us where that is taught by any religion?
So your little "defensive reaction" is nothing but the ramblings of an
uneducated moron most of the time.
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a
higher power even though in science anything is possible
In science, not everything is possible.
Evidence is the true foundation - and you have none!
If you open up the discussion to "everything that is possible" - it would
take millions of years to erven LIST the possibilities. You're not;
you're only suggesting the fairy YOU believe in is possible.
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a
Christian
Christians assume everyone who is not a (certain type of ... aka "True
Christian" (TM)) christian is doomed to hellfire, an atheist, a demon,
ignorant of the bible and a worker for Satan.
Christians also assume that everyone who calls themselves a christian is
still thousands of times more true, righteous and honorable than the best
of the non-christians.
You have proof of this or is it simply your dumbassed opinion. I know
plenty that do not assume what you claim. Sure do have a broad brush
there Einstein.
Your own petty bigotry is showing. That darned old Pot Kettle Black
disease has been going around a lot lately.
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a
rational question you change the topic
People bellowing religon do not bellow facts (in support of the spiritual
side of that religion).
It is the "christians" who either run or do the best song and dance
routines ...... particulaarly when asked either about FACTS, or to
explain outrageous contradictions in the bible.
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change your
mind
As yet, no one has produced even ONE shred of valid evidence to support
the assertion that there is a (biblical, christian) god ........ or any
other type of god.
So your proof that there is not one is?
200 years ago doctors didn't sterilize anything because they didn't
know bacteria existed because they had never seen it. Using your
logic it would have been correct to proclaim that there is no such
thing as a micro-organism since no proof existed at the time that they
existed. People with open minds eventually proved otherwise.
Seems you're just as closed minded of an individual as those that you
criticize.
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God
especially Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
Bwahahhaaaa.......... people who believe in christianity are the ones who
murder and torture non-believers.
You mean like Joseph Stalin or Pol Pot? Y'know devout atheists that
murdered and tortured millions of their own people. A lot of them for
simply being Christians or any other religion. Your kind of folk yes?
Atheists are just as capable of being murdering trash as anyone else
of any other belief. Religion doesn't kill people, people do. And
they do so using whatever excuse they can come up with.
Atheists cannot be "angry" at god - because there has been nothing shown
that this god exists.
I really don't believe nutcases such as yourself and "She Blew.." are
atheists. Goofs maybe but not atheist. All the atheists that I know
don't get nearly as pissed as you are and don't bother putting forth
arguments attacking God because they don't feel the need to insult and
attack something that they don't believe exists. They are willing to
debate points but not simply fire off stupid little schoolyard taunts
at a God that they don't believe in.
And if they can't get angry at God then why the posts proclaiming that
they are so angry at God?
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to point
that out to you
Bwahahaa... keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Those who believe in ancienti fairy tales and fables - and try to explain
them as facts are the most insane.
The thing is, how many posts do you read pushing any religion in
alt.politics*? Only posts we see in that regards are all ya'lls
little "LOOK WHAT THE ***** GOD HAS DONE NOW" posts.
So yes you're the tards that are coming out of the blue with ad
hominem attacks on religion anytime there is a car wreck, a storm, any
natural disaster or just ***** that bothers you in general. I don't
see anyone claiming to be a Christian posting that someone died in an
avalanche because God was angry or any such nonsense. Only you
idiots.
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have no
intention of debating rationally with them.
Can't find a "christian" in here who has the ability to rationally
debate.
So why bother with your nonsense then? Are you that desperate and
lonely for attention that you attempt to debate those that you feel
are unworthy of debate in the first place?
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim you
don't believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
The evidence of god's murders are in your own bible. They are used to
co9ntradict christian claims about the goodness of god (and
christiainity) to fanatical belieers IN that bible.
One does not have to be a christian to see those lies, distortions and
that, blantaly obvious, murdering god.
Again you say you don't believe but then proclaim there to be a
murdering God. You really should get some professional help.
Not to mention you use the old testament in an attack against
Chrtistians when there are no such incidences in the New Testament,
y'know that thing that Christians base their beliefs on.
By doing so you show a lack of understanding of that which you hate
and despise so intently.
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a Christian
nutcase
Christians keep posting the same insane crap that the earth & universe
are only a few thousand years old - even though science keeps flushing
that crap.
Care to show us any of those posts in this group,
alt.politics.republicans, the one I post too?
I've looked and as stated all I see is irritating morons such as She
Blew, yourself and a few others initiating 99% of the posts mentioning
God. Seems you are trying to inflame something that doesn't exist
here in the first place. And just what is it you wish to prove with
posts such as "MURDERING CHRISTIAN GOD"? Whose mind are you going to
change when you launch an insulting attack out of the gate?
Actually yhou all are behaving more like simple little trolls that
post for the purpose of nothing more than starting a flame war.
You speak of science yet begin posts with childish insulting remarks
which are not the sign of a truly scientific individual.
Putting it in plain English. You're nothing but a bunch of immature
jackasses that are simply trying to pick a fight.
Which is why bafoons such as She Blew... and now yourself as well as a
few others end up in killfiles.
When you wish to debate in a truly scientific manner then maybe i'll
un-kill filter your dumbass but since you want to be in the same crowd
as She Blew... and simply attack and insult rather than actually
discuss in a logical manner there really is no point to continue
further.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. PLONK.
Regards
Starkiller©
Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 08:30:46 AM |
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A defensive reaction to moronic zealots who constantly shovel god-***** to
everyone in the general public.
It's still a dumbass reaction similar to third graders in a
schoolyard. And this is suppoosed to make you look intelligent?
It m akes one look like a blithering idiot particularly since the
assumptions made by such posts have no basis in biblical teaching.
No where in the Bible does it make the claim that God "controls" all
things. Yet posters such as those you defend, i.e. She blew...
consistently make the claim that we are nothing but a puppet show with
the "sky Pixie" pulling all of the strings controlling it all for
their own amusement therefore claiming that there is no free will.
Care to show us where that is taught by any religion?
So your little "defensive reaction" is nothing but the ramblings of an
uneducated moron most of the time.
so then, you're admitting the christian god isn't all-powerful and therefore
couldn't have created the earth?
FREE WILL, the christian god version, you BETTER NOT USE YOUR FREE WILL for
anything other than worshipping the MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING
COLD-HEARTED ***** christian god or he will MURDER you too.
if FREE WILL is so ***** important, then people ought to be able to get
into magical mystery fantasy land called heaven regardless of whether they
kiss the christian sky pixie's ***** or not.
Do you ever notice how the COLD-HEARTED ***** christian god NEVER
interefere's with the FREE WILL of a MURDER to committ MURDER, but he ALWAYS
intereferes with the FREE WILL of a victim not to be killed.
Why didn't the all-loving god PROTECT THE FREE WILL of the people on the
planes that crashed into the WTC during 9/11 ?
FREE WILL obviously is not very important to the christian sky pixie
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| User: "..andnothingbut" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 01:24:44 PM |
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Starkiller© <NoSpam.SKS_SKanz@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:gbt1q2dqo30n50t9jh3to6ee6jcjc7kp3n@4ax.com:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:00:49 GMT, "..andnothingbut"
<thetruth@xohelpme..> wrote:
"seon ferguson" <seon@iinet.net.au> wrote in
news:45a02c85$0$22057$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au:
Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people
couldn't care less (and to the ones who do care why bother
replying?)
A defensive reaction to moronic zealots who constantly shovel god-*****
to everyone in the general public.
It's still a dumbass reaction similar to third graders in a
schoolyard. And this is suppoosed to make you look intelligent?
It m akes one look like a blithering idiot particularly since the
assumptions made by such posts have no basis in biblical teaching.
No where in the Bible does it make the claim that God "controls" all
things. Yet posters such as those you defend, i.e. She blew...
consistently make the claim that we are nothing but a puppet show with
the "sky Pixie" pulling all of the strings controlling it all for
their own amusement therefore claiming that there is no free will.
Care to show us where that is taught by any religion?
So your little "defensive reaction" is nothing but the ramblings of an
uneducated moron most of the time.
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a
higher power even though in science anything is possible
In science, not everything is possible.
Evidence is the true foundation - and you have none!
If you open up the discussion to "everything that is possible" - it
would take millions of years to erven LIST the possibilities. You're
not; you're only suggesting the fairy YOU believe in is possible.
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a
Christian
Christians assume everyone who is not a (certain type of ... aka "True
Christian" (TM)) christian is doomed to hellfire, an atheist, a demon,
ignorant of the bible and a worker for Satan.
Christians also assume that everyone who calls themselves a christian
is still thousands of times more true, righteous and honorable than
the best of the non-christians.
You have proof of this or is it simply your dumbassed opinion. I know
plenty that do not assume what you claim. Sure do have a broad brush
there Einstein.
Your own petty bigotry is showing. That darned old Pot Kettle Black
disease has been going around a lot lately.
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a
rational question you change the topic
People bellowing religon do not bellow facts (in support of the
spiritual side of that religion).
It is the "christians" who either run or do the best song and dance
routines ...... particulaarly when asked either about FACTS, or to
explain outrageous contradictions in the bible.
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change
your mind
As yet, no one has produced even ONE shred of valid evidence to
support the assertion that there is a (biblical, christian) god
........ or any other type of god.
So your proof that there is not one is?
200 years ago doctors didn't sterilize anything because they didn't
know bacteria existed because they had never seen it. Using your
logic it would have been correct to proclaim that there is no such
thing as a micro-organism since no proof existed at the time that they
existed. People with open minds eventually proved otherwise.
Seems you're just as closed minded of an individual as those that you
criticize.
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God
especially Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
Bwahahhaaaa.......... people who believe in christianity are the ones
who murder and torture non-believers.
You mean like Joseph Stalin or Pol Pot? Y'know devout atheists that
murdered and tortured millions of their own people. A lot of them for
simply being Christians or any other religion. Your kind of folk yes?
Atheists are just as capable of being murdering trash as anyone else
of any other belief. Religion doesn't kill people, people do. And
they do so using whatever excuse they can come up with.
Atheists cannot be "angry" at god - because there has been nothing
shown that this god exists.
I really don't believe nutcases such as yourself and "She Blew.." are
atheists. Goofs maybe but not atheist. All the atheists that I know
don't get nearly as pissed as you are and don't bother putting forth
arguments attacking God because they don't feel the need to insult and
attack something that they don't believe exists. They are willing to
debate points but not simply fire off stupid little schoolyard taunts
at a God that they don't believe in.
And if they can't get angry at God then why the posts proclaiming that
they are so angry at God?
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to
point that out to you
Bwahahaa... keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Those who believe in ancienti fairy tales and fables - and try to
explain them as facts are the most insane.
The thing is, how many posts do you read pushing any religion in
alt.politics*? Only posts we see in that regards are all ya'lls
little "LOOK WHAT THE ***** GOD HAS DONE NOW" posts.
So yes you're the tards that are coming out of the blue with ad
hominem attacks on religion anytime there is a car wreck, a storm, any
natural disaster or just ***** that bothers you in general. I don't
see anyone claiming to be a Christian posting that someone died in an
avalanche because God was angry or any such nonsense. Only you
idiots.
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have
no intention of debating rationally with them.
Can't find a "christian" in here who has the ability to rationally
debate.
So why bother with your nonsense then? Are you that desperate and
lonely for attention that you attempt to debate those that you feel
are unworthy of debate in the first place?
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim
you don't believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
The evidence of god's murders are in your own bible. They are used to
co9ntradict christian claims about the goodness of god (and
christiainity) to fanatical belieers IN that bible.
One does not have to be a christian to see those lies, distortions and
that, blantaly obvious, murdering god.
Again you say you don't believe but then proclaim there to be a
murdering God. You really should get some professional help.
Not to mention you use the old testament in an attack against
Chrtistians when there are no such incidences in the New Testament,
y'know that thing that Christians base their beliefs on.
By doing so you show a lack of understanding of that which you hate
and despise so intently.
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a
Christian nutcase
Christians keep posting the same insane crap that the earth & universe
are only a few thousand years old - even though science keeps flushing
that crap.
Care to show us any of those posts in this group,
alt.politics.republicans, the one I post too?
I've looked and as stated all I see is irritating morons such as She
Blew, yourself and a few others initiating 99% of the posts mentioning
God. Seems you are trying to inflame something that doesn't exist
here in the first place. And just what is it you wish to prove with
posts such as "MURDERING CHRISTIAN GOD"? Whose mind are you going to
change when you launch an insulting attack out of the gate?
Actually yhou all are behaving more like simple little trolls that
post for the purpose of nothing more than starting a flame war.
You speak of science yet begin posts with childish insulting remarks
which are not the sign of a truly scientific individual.
Putting it in plain English. You're nothing but a bunch of immature
jackasses that are simply trying to pick a fight.
Which is why bafoons such as She Blew... and now yourself as well as a
few others end up in killfiles.
When you wish to debate in a truly scientific manner then maybe i'll
un-kill filter your dumbass but since you want to be in the same crowd
as She Blew... and simply attack and insult rather than actually
discuss in a logical manner there really is no point to continue
further.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. PLONK.
Typical Rush Limbaugh stunt ..... bellow your CRAP, and then hang up.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
06 Jan 2007 05:20:54 PM |
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"seon ferguson" <seon@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
news:45a02c85$0$22057$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
ooh, someone got their panties in a wad, what's the matter, truth hurt?
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people
couldn't care less (and to the ones who do care why bother replying?)
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a higher
power even though in science anything is possible
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a
Christian
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a
rational question you change the topic
"THE TRUTH IDIOT" ASKING A RATIONAL QUESTION?, NOW YOU ARE GOING OFF THE
DEEP END.
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change your
mind
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God especially
Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to point that
out to you
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have no
intention of debating rationally with them.
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim you
don't believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a Christian
nutcase
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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http://www.geocities.com/atheisthandbook/topten
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE
10. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created directly from dirt.
8. You laugh at polytheists, but have no problem believing in a Triune
God.
7. Your face turns purple when you hear the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua", including women,
children and trees!
6. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and ascended into the sky.
5. You are willing to spend your life looking for loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
4. You believe the entire population of this planet with the exception of
those that share your beliefs -- though excluding those in rival sects -
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of suffering. And yet consider
your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
and speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.
2. You define 0.1% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think the
remaining 99.9% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. You actually know alot less than atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
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| User: "seon ferguson" |
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06 Jan 2007 05:56:42 PM |
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No I was bored which is the only reason I bother to reply to your reply.
Last i heard you were the one who wears panties around here
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
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"seon ferguson" <seon@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
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Top ten signs you're an atheist nutcase
ooh, someone got their panties in a wad, what's the matter, truth hurt?
10) You consistently bash God in newsgroups even though most people
couldn't care less (and to the ones who do care why bother replying?)
9) You burry your head in science but aren't open to the idea of a higher
power even though in science anything is possible
8) You assume everyone who believes in God in this newsgroup is a
Christian
7) You never listen to the facts and when someone like truth asks a
rational question you change the topic
"THE TRUTH IDIOT" ASKING A RATIONAL QUESTION?, NOW YOU ARE GOING OFF THE
DEEP END.
6) All the evidence in the world for God's existence won't change your
mind
5) You show anger and intolerance to people who believe in God especially
Christians. Or maybe your just angry at God.
4) You don't realise how comical your posts are. Someone has to point
that out to you
3) You just post to this newsgroup to ***** Christians of. You have no
intention of debating rationally with them.
2) You believe God murders innocent children even though you claim you
don't believe in him (you can only have one or the other)
1) You post stupid messages like the top 10 signs you are a Christian
nutcase
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:nDVnh.7939$yx6.4280@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
http://www.geocities.com/atheisthandbook/topten
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE
10. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created directly from dirt.
8. You laugh at polytheists, but have no problem believing in a Triune
God.
7. Your face turns purple when you hear the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua", including women,
children and trees!
6. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the
Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got
killed, came back to life and ascended into the sky.
5. You are willing to spend your life looking for loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you
find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing the Earth is a few generations old.
4. You believe the entire population of this planet with the exception
of those that share your beliefs -- though excluding those in rival
sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of suffering. And yet
consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
3. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
and speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.
2. You define 0.1% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence prayer works. And you think
the remaining 99.9% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1. You actually know alot less than atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
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| User: "the_Host" |
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| Title: TOP ONE SIGN YOU ARE JUST A NUTCASE IN GENERAL, was Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 10:21:26 AM |
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You spend every waking moment ranting about something you do not understand,
or even believe in.
Host.
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TOP ONE SIGN YOU ARE JUST A NUTCASE IN GENERAL, was Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 10:51:05 AM |
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"the_Host" <the_Host@everywhere.net> wrote in message
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You spend every waking moment ranting about something you do not
understand,
or even believe in.
christians do that one for sure.
they rant and rave and profess to love a sky pixie that likes to MURDER
people, and especially loves to kill children
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| User: "Heywood Jablomi" |
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| Title: TOP ONE SIGN YOU ARE JUST A NUTCASE IN GENERAL, was Re: TOP TENSIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN NUTCASE |
07 Jan 2007 04:17:23 PM |
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the_Host <the_Host@everywhere.net> wrote in message
<5a6d0$45a11c22$4088c657$25856@EVERESTKC.NET>
You spend every waking moment ranting about something you do not understand,
or even believe in.
Actually it appears that he understands it better than almost every one else
here.
As for "every waking moment", geez, how slowly do you think he types anyway?
--
If I was in charge of the universe, St Jude's
Hospital for Children would not need to exist
[ Followup-To: alt.bible ]
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