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Religions > Bible |
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"Richard Dawkins" |
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09 Apr 2006 04:22:49 PM |
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
--
~There are no true atheists in Christian newsgroups.~
"Evolutionists are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead
of establishing the truth.~
~"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that
it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and
therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark
would be without meaning.~
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
09 Apr 2006 05:02:13 PM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones claim
their religion to be the only true religion of God.
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big children.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
09 Apr 2006 06:14:16 PM |
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:44398466$0$20112$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
news:62f_f.54$t84.5766@news.uswest.net...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones claim
their religion to be the only true religion of God.
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big
children.
--
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine
of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it
describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important
key to the political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists are
chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of lies by
other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 02:50:15 AM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:44398466$0$20112$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
news:62f_f.54$t84.5766@news.uswest.net...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones claim
their religion to be the only true religion of God.
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big
children.
--
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine
of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect
of existence."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it
describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important
key to the political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists are
chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of lies by
other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
This is an obvious smoke screen to try to avoid the damning points I made
about your religion.
And notice that I didn't make this personal, whereas you did.
You are so unlike your master Jesus.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 10:19:06 PM |
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:44398466$0$20112$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones
claim their religion to be the only true religion of God.
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that
people evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with
the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big
children.
--
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine
of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect
of existence."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it
describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important
key to the political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists
are chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of
lies by other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
Now properly translated this actuALLY STATES.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are from parrotting other anti-theist sites.
God Haters such as myself parrot atheists who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
11 Apr 2006 02:46:44 AM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:443a0e39$0$7529$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
news:NAg_f.59$t84.7395@news.uswest.net...
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists
are chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of
lies by other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
Now properly translated this actuALLY STATES.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are from parrotting other anti-theist sites.
God Haters such as myself parrot atheists who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
You are a child.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
11 Apr 2006 09:49:41 PM |
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists
are chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of
lies by other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from
a cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
Now properly translated this actuALLY STATES.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are from parrotting other anti-theist sites.
God Haters such as myself parrot atheists who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
You are a child.
And you're a fool.
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| User: "" |
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11 Apr 2006 04:31:43 AM |
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Andrew W wrote:
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:443a0e39$0$7529$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
news:NAg_f.59$t84.7395@news.uswest.net...
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists
are chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of
lies by other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
Now properly translated this actuALLY STATES.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are from parrotting other anti-theist sites.
God Haters such as myself parrot atheists who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
You are a child.
A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
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| User: "" |
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11 Apr 2006 05:45:33 AM |
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A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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11 Apr 2006 09:54:11 PM |
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<ss_simmonds@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
I see you have been ordered to run defense for your bloated master. I accept
your call out.
Of course, you could burn the soles of your feet as you screech your haggard
lil self away from this thread... but this callout is now underway,so don't
make me think for you monkey. If I have to I will be more enraged than you
were the day you found out your wife was a male. You know how pissed you
were to find out you had cybered a man for 12 months.
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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12 Apr 2006 10:10:23 AM |
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wrote:
A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
I think it's damn good comedy. He makes me buckle with laughter at
almost every post.
He's like that guy that sings "She Bangs" in talent contests. People
applaud when they realize he's retarded but making an effort. He doesn't
really realize that people are laughing AT him. And it makes us feel
better about ourselves, even thankful, because anyone could be born with
just enough mental deficiency to be stupid, but entertaining.
And I'm quite sure it's the only attention he gets. So...it's what
happens when you feed strays..
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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12 Apr 2006 10:29:33 PM |
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"AcesLucky" <acesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
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ss_simmonds@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
I think it's damn good comedy. He makes me buckle with laughter at almost
every post.
He's like that guy that sings "She Bangs" in talent contests. People
applaud when they realize he's retarded but making an effort. He doesn't
really realize that people are laughing AT him. And it makes us feel
better about ourselves, even thankful, because anyone could be born with
just enough mental deficiency to be stupid, but entertaining.
And I'm quite sure it's the only attention he gets. So...it's what happens
when you feed strays..
Alright Gerber Boy, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. Your
chance to throw epileptic fits about the forums while the rest of us see who
does the best Balmain Folk Dancing routine on your toothless maw. Let the
boot-party begin.
I remember when you first snuck in here to the cursing, madness and mayhem
of a dearly departed reg getting his spleen ruptured. Exactly what drew you
out from your 2 metre square outhouse is a matter for conjecture, though I
suspect it more than likely had something to do with the idea of cheap sex
(see your first post) and a year and 555 mashings of your submit key later
little appears to have changed. Only now we've learned you spice up your
otherwise tepid existence with regular trips to your sister's nursery to see
if she's managed a g-spot orgasm in between calling us unintelligent because
of our disdain for your guttertrash antics.
I fully expect your efforts in here will run the usual gamut of poorly
constructed grammatical butchery much like it was over at alt.atheism and
that's fine. You'll probably spend a fair amount of it attempting to argue
points noone cares to hear as well; that too is fine. And you've also
declared an ardent desire to get your stubby paws dirty in the fingerpaints
you call MS Paint - all fine and good, because in secular forums this week,
I fully expect to see plenty of people driving up their stats at your
expense. For the price of a pic, you've willingly grabbed your ankles and
begged for the indescribably screwing you are about to receive.
Let the party begin.
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
14 Apr 2006 02:15:47 PM |
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
"AcesLucky" <acesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
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ss_simmonds@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
I think it's damn good comedy. He makes me buckle with laughter at almost
every post.
He's like that guy that sings "She Bangs" in talent contests. People
applaud when they realize he's retarded but making an effort. He doesn't
really realize that people are laughing AT him. And it makes us feel
better about ourselves, even thankful, because anyone could be born with
just enough mental deficiency to be stupid, but entertaining.
And I'm quite sure it's the only attention he gets. So...it's what happens
when you feed strays..
Alright Gerber Boy, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. Your
chance to throw epileptic fits about the forums while the rest of us see who
does the best Balmain Folk Dancing routine on your toothless maw. Let the
boot-party begin.
Seriously, you write truly funny stuff. I'd like to be able to publish it.
I remember when you first snuck in here to the cursing, madness and mayhem
of a dearly departed reg getting his spleen ruptured. Exactly what drew you
out from your 2 metre square outhouse is a matter for conjecture, though I
suspect it more than likely had something to do with the idea of cheap sex
(see your first post) and a year and 555 mashings of your submit key later
little appears to have changed.
There's only one person better than you...visit the Sub-Genius
newsgroup... you'll find him there.
Only now we've learned you spice up your
otherwise tepid existence with regular trips to your sister's nursery to see
if she's managed a g-spot orgasm in between calling us unintelligent because
of our disdain for your guttertrash antics.
You're slipping.
I fully expect your efforts in here will run the usual gamut of poorly
constructed grammatical butchery much like it was over at alt.atheism and
that's fine.
The only time I visited there was to support the notion of a god! And
while I was there I defended you! I told those people that just because
a person is really, really stupid, doesn't necessarily make them
retarded. Wouldn't you agree?
You'll probably spend a fair amount of it attempting to argue
points noone cares to hear as well; that too is fine. And you've also
declared an ardent desire to get your stubby paws dirty in the fingerpaints
you call MS Paint - all fine and good, because in secular forums this week,
I fully expect to see plenty of people driving up their stats at your
expense. For the price of a pic, you've willingly grabbed your ankles and
begged for the indescribably screwing you are about to receive.
Let the party begin.
You've clearly got me confused with one of your hallucinations. I don't
use MS Paint. And if your digital apparatus is anything like your
quotient, you've got to be hung like a donut. No wonder its indescribable.
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
14 Apr 2006 10:28:13 PM |
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"AcesLucky" <acesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
"AcesLucky" <acesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
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ss_simmonds@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
A child with a computer! It's getting to where I'd rather see one with
a handgun.
C-Ya,
-JZ
U got that right...
Dorky's a royal arsebite and a total waste of human DNA..His usual MO
is to cross-post a load of ***** and the killfile anyone who dares to
respond
***** him and his pizza truck
Shag Doll
I think it's damn good comedy. He makes me buckle with laughter at
almost every post.
He's like that guy that sings "She Bangs" in talent contests. People
applaud when they realize he's retarded but making an effort. He doesn't
really realize that people are laughing AT him. And it makes us feel
better about ourselves, even thankful, because anyone could be born with
just enough mental deficiency to be stupid, but entertaining.
And I'm quite sure it's the only attention he gets. So...it's what
happens when you feed strays..
Alright Gerber Boy, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. Your
chance to throw epileptic fits about the forums while the rest of us see
who does the best Balmain Folk Dancing routine on your toothless maw. Let
the boot-party begin.
Seriously, you write truly funny stuff. I'd like to be able to publish it.
I remember when you first snuck in here to the cursing, madness and
mayhem of a dearly departed reg getting his spleen ruptured. Exactly what
drew you out from your 2 metre square outhouse is a matter for
conjecture, though I suspect it more than likely had something to do with
the idea of cheap sex (see your first post) and a year and 555 mashings
of your submit key later little appears to have changed.
There's only one person better than you...visit the Sub-Genius
newsgroup... you'll find him there.
Only now we've learned you spice up your otherwise tepid existence with
regular trips to your sister's nursery to see if she's managed a g-spot
orgasm in between calling us unintelligent because of our disdain for
your guttertrash antics.
You're slipping.
I fully expect your efforts in here will run the usual gamut of poorly
constructed grammatical butchery much like it was over at alt.atheism and
that's fine.
The only time I visited there was to support the notion of a god! And
while I was there I defended you! I told those people that just because a
person is really, really stupid, doesn't necessarily make them retarded.
Wouldn't you agree?
You'll probably spend a fair amount of it attempting to argue points
noone cares to hear as well; that too is fine. And you've also declared
an ardent desire to get your stubby paws dirty in the fingerpaints you
call MS Paint - all fine and good, because in secular forums this week, I
fully expect to see plenty of people driving up their stats at your
expense. For the price of a pic, you've willingly grabbed your ankles and
begged for the indescribably screwing you are about to receive.
Let the party begin.
You've clearly got me confused with one of your hallucinations. I don't
use MS Paint. And if your digital apparatus is anything like your
quotient, you've got to be hung like a donut. No wonder its indescribable.
Ok God Hater here are the facts,"I am sitting in the smallest room in my
home right now. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 07:41:02 AM |
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Andrew W wrote:
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones claim
their religion to be the only true religion of God.
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big
children.
--
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine
of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect
of existence."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it
describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important
key to the political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
WOW!
All of your knowledge is limited to what other God hating anti-theists are
chattering, and a website that is nothing more than an archive of lies by
other God haters such as yourself spread thin.
Can you think for yourself or is all of your knowledge dredged up from a
cesspool of lies.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't read much of atheists websites.
Most of my ideas are my own.
Christians are the Bible parrots who can't think for themselves.
The hide of you accusing me of your own bad traits.
This is an obvious smoke screen to try to avoid the damning points I made
about your religion.
And notice that I didn't make this personal, whereas you did.
You are so unlike your master Jesus.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
read it dorkie, something useful might sink in
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| User: "Freight Train Jones" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 04:42:06 AM |
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Hell in a handbasket W wrote:
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence."
~ R. A.W.
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ R.A.W
right, then he allowed these "creatures" to brutally murder his only
begotten son
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 08:23:54 AM |
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"Freight Train Jones" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in message
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Hell in a handbasket W wrote:
Andrew W.
"Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine
of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence."
~ R. A.W.
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it
describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization."
~ R.A.W
right, then he allowed these "creatures" to brutally murder his only
begotten son
And who were the ones who shouted and demanded Jesus' be crucified?
You guessed it, the religious fanatics.
After all, they were only following their God's example in dealing with
blasphemers.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Freight Train Jones" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 09:12:17 AM |
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Andrew W wrote:
And who were the ones who shouted and demanded Jesus' be crucified?
You guessed it, the religious fanatics.
After all, they were only following their God's example in dealing with
blasphemers.
it is true that the religous folk of Jesus day sought to kill him very
early on
but I wouldn't say 'after all"
cause reality is, God says, I will have mercy and not justice
Andrew; the Lord says to you, "Take my yoke upon you, my yoke is easy
and burden is lite".
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 03:39:26 PM |
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"Freight Train Jones" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in message
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Andrew W wrote:
And who were the ones who shouted and demanded Jesus' be crucified?
You guessed it, the religious fanatics.
After all, they were only following their God's example in dealing with
blasphemers.
it is true that the religous folk of Jesus day sought to kill him very
early on
but I wouldn't say 'after all"
cause reality is, God says, I will have mercy and not justice
It does say that, but it also says the opposite in other verses.
Are you surprised that the followers are confused? With all the
contradictions in the so called word of God?
One would think that a supreme being would be consistent and clear about
things of importance.
Andrew; the Lord says to you, "Take my yoke upon you, my yoke is easy
and burden is lite".
What about the verses advocating the importance of suffering and hard work
in life?
I think Christianity is a religion in a continuing state of confusion and
conflict.
No wonder it has about 10,000 sects and denominations all claiming different
truths about salvation.
No other religion has that many divisions.
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
10 Apr 2006 07:37:03 AM |
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Andrew W wrote:
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@InHell.com> wrote in message
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Every religionist claims that his religion is the "only true religion".
Muslims claim that their religion is the only true religion.
Buddhists claim its theirs.
Hindus claim its theirs. etc. etc.
The surest way to know which religion is false is to see which ones claim
their religion to be the only true religion of God.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
But look at how many sects and denominations Christianity has.
5,000 to 10,000 at last count (most in the US).
And they all claim conflicting things about what God holds crucial to
salvation.
No other religion has so many arguing sects and denominations.
No other religion is as confused as Christianity.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Claims and stories are all the Bible has. It contains no scientific
explanations of real processes.
At the end of the day its just a very popular story book.
The creation story is just a story.
The evolution theory on the other hand is a real world theory.
Theories outrank stories every time.
Christians are story addicts.
You guys never grew up. You're all still children. You're just big children.
He's around nine
--
Andrew W.
“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes
God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the
political behaviour of Western Civilization.”
~ Robert Anton Wilson
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Pastor Frank" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
13 Apr 2006 05:00:27 PM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
You are so droll, Bob. Always good for a chuckle. Our Christian "God is
love" (1 John 4:8,16) and "Steven Roberts" I'm sure doesn't "dismiss" our
Christian God. Wanna bet? But with you, one never knows. You might just feel
like that troll quote below.
Pastor Frank
Jesse Nowells <jnowells@transbay.net> wrote in message
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***** love!! Love *can* make you weak & stupid.
*** Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com ***
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
14 Apr 2006 09:59:02 PM |
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On 4/14/06 6:00 AM, in article
443eec8d$0$14434$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com, "Pastor Frank"
<PF@christfirst.edu> wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
You are so droll, Bob. Always good for a chuckle.
Really? I was not aware the logic and clear thinking could ever be confused
with humour.
Aaaah well it takes all kinds I suppose !
Our Christian "God is
love" (1 John 4:8,16) and "Steven Roberts" I'm sure doesn't "dismiss" our
Christian God. Wanna bet? But with you, one never knows. You might just feel
like that troll quote below.
Pastor Frank
Jesse Nowells <jnowells@transbay.net> wrote in message
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***** love!! Love *can* make you weak & stupid.
*** Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com ***
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
14 Apr 2006 10:29:12 PM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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On 4/14/06 6:00 AM, in article
443eec8d$0$14434$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com, "Pastor Frank"
<PF@christfirst.edu> wrote:
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:443A5106.3C5B8D60@netvigator.com...
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]
You are so droll, Bob. Always good for a chuckle.
A drolling, God Hating Parrot no less.
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