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"Frank" |
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22 Nov 2006 10:46:25 PM |
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TRUST CHRIST |
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
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http://roines.home.mindspring.com
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
23 Nov 2006 11:10:01 PM |
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Frank wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
I wouldn't if I were you
Historically preachers were, to their chagrin, being
endlessly badgered to explain what their god looked like,
after all, these preachers were making pretentious claims
that humankind had been created in their god's image.
It was, of course, an impossible question to answer and
their replies must have been, at best, weak and vacillating.
That is, until they hit on the idea of creating a 'god's
son', someone who could take on human form and qualities, 'A
man born of a virgin' The 'son
of a god' who would make everything neat and hunky dory.
But in all the accounts of this ridiculous story the first
twenty years of the life of this 'son of a god' are missing,
or were overlooked, nothing is recorded - 'the son of a god
which created everything' lives in obscurity for the first
twenty years of his life!?
It is amazing to what depths otherwise normally intelligent
people will go to, in their frantic efforts to prop up
religious dogma.
CURTAIN RISES
[Menam, a Priest, is talking with his buddies in the temple.
ÒBrothers the flock are restless and I'm tired of them
asking me 'Where is the god you want us to pray to', they
keep insisting on seeing him"
Rastus, [another priest]:
"I have the same problem, it's getting me down, they keep
saying 'Where is he, produce him'. You know the Vishnus down
the road have a wooden god in a hut for everyone to see and
more and more people are going there to pray these daysÓ
Influx [The Senior Priest]:
"Listen, let's invite that fella Jesus to join us, he is
popular and he preaches well. We'll say he is god's sonÓ.
Rastus. [Laughing]
ÒDon't be silly, how can we say that, he's just a preacher
and gods don't send their sons down to earth. How do we say
he got here?Ó
Influx. [Thinks]
ÒWell we can tell them 'e was borne of a virgin. [scratches
head] I'm sure we can find one somewhere, if we look hard
enough.
Rastus.
That won't be any use, when 'e dies we'll have to start all
over and find another 'son of a god' and anyway, they are
not going to buy that yarn of yours a second time over!
Influx. [grins]
Aaah but listen. [Chuckles] When 'e dies we'll hide him away
in a cave, steal the body in the middle of the night and
then, listen to this, your gonna love this, [nudges Rastus
in the ribs] and then [hee hee] we'll tell 'em he floated
slowly up into the sky to heaven just above the clouds
[raises arms and makes floating motions] and he now sits up
there on the right hand of god.
Fellas we'll have 'em in the palm of our hands for eternity.
[All priests together]:
"spontaneous laughter and cheeringÓ.
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| User: "patrick_darcy" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
22 Nov 2006 11:21:50 PM |
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Frank wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
this is the truth. the love of money is not righteousness
no matter how much u laugh and giggle about it.
u can talk about about your rear orfices all u want to.
u can use the f word in your everyday language and then
tell everybody how there is nothing God can do about it
because u have been baptized.
u can become the meanest nastiest political group on the
planet and it will not get u eternal life.
Christ Is Eternal Life.
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| User: "IKnowHimDoYou- A." |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
23 Nov 2006 10:57:36 AM |
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In article <BI99h.3020$1s6.2471@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, "Frank"
<roines@mindspring.com> wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
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"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
23 Nov 2006 11:14:02 PM |
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"IKnowHimDoYou- A." wrote:
In article <BI99h.3020$1s6.2471@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, "Frank"
<roines@mindspring.com> wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
__________________________________________________________________
"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
Eeeeerm, I'm listening but I hear nothing but the wailings of primitive
supertitious humans
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
Yes very hard, since you have a very long wait,
just like your great great great grandpappy waited
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
24 Nov 2006 02:30:59 AM |
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Dear Bob,
If any one get to be conned by those preaching sentences or pastor-like
personnality, then he deserved to be conned.........
Just like the e-mail from our Nigerian people " My father left me with
US$100 million in the account and I can not take a cent out, pls help
and I will share 10% with you......." So, you deserved to be conned if
you help.............. That's all.!
Not-so-easily-conned modern man,
Yap
bob young wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou- A." wrote:
In article <BI99h.3020$1s6.2471@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, "Frank"
<roines@mindspring.com> wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
__________________________________________________________________
"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
Eeeeerm, I'm listening but I hear nothing but the wailings of primitive
supertitious humans
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
Yes very hard, since you have a very long wait,
just like your great great great grandpappy waited
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
24 Nov 2006 06:21:01 AM |
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wrote:
Dear Bob,
If any one get to be conned by those preaching sentences or pastor-like
personnality, then he deserved to be conned.........
Just like the e-mail from our Nigerian people " My father left me with
US$100 million in the account and I can not take a cent out, pls help
and I will share 10% with you......." So, you deserved to be conned if
you help.............. That's all.!
Stick to yer guns and never get conned.
There are good folks and bad folks, regretfully.
Cheers
Bob
humanist Brit.
[I spent some time in Sierra Leone, not far fron your country]
Not-so-easily-conned modern man,
Yap
bob young wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou- A." wrote:
In article <BI99h.3020$1s6.2471@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, "Frank"
<roines@mindspring.com> wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
__________________________________________________________________
"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
Eeeeerm, I'm listening but I hear nothing but the wailings of primitive
supertitious humans
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
Yes very hard, since you have a very long wait,
just like your great great great grandpappy waited
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
25 Nov 2006 09:56:25 AM |
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"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
hey, it's the youdon'tknowshit dumbass fucking moron.
I think we can all do without a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED
***** christian god showing up. Thanks anyway
death to the christian god
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
25 Nov 2006 08:39:36 AM |
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What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
lmao. your ***** sky pixie can go ***** himself.
I hope I do get to see your ***** god because I am going to kill the
child-killing, mass-murdering sick *****, then I am going to show his head on
a plate to all of you christian nuts and say, HALLELUIA, THE *****
CHRISTIAN GOD IS DEAD
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
25 Nov 2006 04:16:59 PM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
lmao. your ***** sky pixie can go ***** himself.
I hope I do get to see your ***** god because I am going to kill the
child-killing, mass-murdering sick *****, then I am going to show his head on
a plate to all of you christian nuts and say, HALLELUIA, THE *****
CHRISTIAN GOD IS DEAD
Anyone up for a game of rugby?
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
25 Nov 2006 09:10:55 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1164493019.066328.229970@45g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our
shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
lmao. your ***** sky pixie can go ***** himself.
I hope I do get to see your ***** god because I am going to kill the
child-killing, mass-murdering sick *****, then I am going to show his head
on
a plate to all of you christian nuts and say, HALLELUIA, THE *****
CHRISTIAN GOD IS DEAD
Anyone up for a game of rugby?
we can use the ***** christian god's head to bash around.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
26 Nov 2006 12:31:42 AM |
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1164493019.066328.229970@45g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our
shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
lmao. your ***** sky pixie can go ***** himself.
I hope I do get to see your ***** god because I am going to kill the
child-killing, mass-murdering sick *****, then I am going to show his head
on
a plate to all of you christian nuts and say, HALLELUIA, THE *****
CHRISTIAN GOD IS DEAD
Anyone up for a game of rugby?
we can use the ***** christian god's head to bash around.
Also, we can saw up the true cross (tm) and use it to make
goalposts, remembering to pull out all the nails first so we
don't ruin any sawblades.
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| User: "Frank" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
23 Nov 2006 02:37:21 PM |
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Thank you IKnowHim for that quote of Revelation 3:20 !
Peace, Frank
"IKnowHimDoYou- A." <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-2311060857360001@pm3-33.kalama.com...
In article <BI99h.3020$1s6.2471@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, "Frank"
<roines@mindspring.com> wrote:
Christ is the righteousness of his people.
There is no other righteousness
in the sight of God.
Trust Christ to be your righteousness
so that you may receive him
and have eternal life.
--
http://roines.home.mindspring.com
__________________________________________________________________
"Behold I [the LORD Jesus Christ] stand at the door, and knock:
IF ANY man hear my voice, AND open the door, I [the LORD Jesus Christ]
will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with ME" Rev 3:20
What a day when God exchanges our filthy rags and places on our shoulders
Christ's robe of Righteousness for eternity!!
It is hard to wait for that isn't it?
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| User: "Mary Walker" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
23 Nov 2006 04:51:10 PM |
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"Frank" <roines@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:5En9h.3179$1s6.1441@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Thank you IKnowHim for that quote of Revelation 3:20 !
Peace, Frank
Yes that is superb. It takes such high IQ to take a passage from a book and
post it to a news group ^_^
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: TRUST CHRIST |
24 Nov 2006 05:43:14 PM |
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"Frank" <roines@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:5En9h.3179$1s6.1441@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Thank you IKnowHim for that quote of Revelation 3:20 !
Peace, Frank
why didn't he quote the one where the christian god says RAPE IS PERFECTLY
FINE, or the one where the COLD-HEARTED ***** christian god demands that
people MURDER their only son
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