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Topic: Religions > Bible
User: "Ghamph"
Date: 28 Jan 2008 09:03:04 AM
Object: Where did the magic go?
Where did the magic go, Christian nut jobs?
The Bible starts out with some writer witnessing the creation of the
universe in six days, by a supreme being.
We also have talking snakes, talking burning bushes, a God killing all of
His mistakes and trying again.
We have enough water materializing to cover all the land on earth, when
that's not possible without magic.
Then we hear about the parting of the sea by waving a stick.
Not to forget, water conversion to wine without processing, walking on water
without pontoon shoes, a supreme being raping a virgin, people raised from
the dead but can't be found only a year or two later,
and healing just by saying a name.
None of these things seem to work now, except for some people who lie, to
support their cause.
So, Christian nut jobs, where is all of this magic now?
Is the magic hiding in the same place as your absentee, powerless and
worthless God?
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User: "Ghamph"

Title: Re: Where did the magic go? 29 Jan 2008 03:14:49 PM
<JCain01@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:93ca2493-7a4d-43b0-b8f5-5113d89717bd@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Ghamph-

You sound like an idiot. Not only does your writing have no clarity,
but you just come across as some kind of "anti christian nut job". I
wish you had written something more worthwhile, because I actually
think that some of the things you talk about are very interesting and
worth discussing. If you want people to take you seriously, you should
try to take a more reasoned and less antagonistic approach.

Let me try to get what you said straight.
1. You say that I'm, an "anti Christian nut job".
2. You said, "I actually think that some of the things you talk about are
very interesting and
worth discussing".
Talk about sounding like an idiot!
Your mind is all over the place.
Does your mommy know that your posting to news groups again, JCainy?
.
User: "Andrew"

Title: Re: Where did the magic go? 29 Jan 2008 03:51:15 PM
On 2008-01-29 21:14:49 +0000, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> said:


<JCain01@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:93ca2493-7a4d-43b0-b8f5-5113d89717bd@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Ghamph-

You sound like an idiot. Not only does your writing have no clarity,
but you just come across as some kind of "anti christian nut job". I
wish you had written something more worthwhile, because I actually
think that some of the things you talk about are very interesting and
worth discussing. If you want people to take you seriously, you should
try to take a more reasoned and less antagonistic approach.



Let me try to get what you said straight.

1. You say that I'm, an "anti Christian nut job".

2. You said, "I actually think that some of the things you talk about are
very interesting and
worth discussing".


Talk about sounding like an idiot!

Your mind is all over the place.
Does your mommy know that your posting to news groups again, JCainy?

Yeah - that really answered his point.
.


User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"

Title: Re: Where did the magic go? 28 Jan 2008 05:08:07 PM
"Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
news:13prrgb9bcqo200@corp.supernews.com...

Where did the magic go, Christian nut jobs?

The Bible starts out with some writer witnessing the creation of the
universe in six days, by a supreme being.

We also have talking snakes, talking burning bushes, a God killing all of
His mistakes and trying again.

We have enough water materializing to cover all the land on earth, when
that's not possible without magic.

Then we hear about the parting of the sea by waving a stick.

Not to forget, water conversion to wine without processing, walking on
water
without pontoon shoes, a supreme being raping a virgin, people raised from
the dead but can't be found only a year or two later,
and healing just by saying a name.

None of these things seem to work now, except for some people who lie, to
support their cause.

So, Christian nut jobs, where is all of this magic now?

Is the magic hiding in the same place as your absentee, powerless and
worthless God?

the christian god hasn't been heard from anymore now that the days of
superstitious cave dwellers and goat fuckers are no more
.

User: "Andrew"

Title: Re: Where did the magic go? 29 Jan 2008 05:35:50 PM
On 2008-01-29 23:27:12 +0000, Snowman <jkelley@zoomnet.net> said:

On Jan 28, 10:03 am, "Ghamph" <gha...@localnet.com> wrote:
Where did the magic go, Christian nut jobs?

We also have talking snakes, talking burning bushes,

Ever heard of ventriloquism?

Get a grip - in the context of the texts do you really think that likely?


a supreme being raping a virgin,


You consider artifcial insemination rape?

.

User: "Andrew"

Title: Re: Where did the magic go? 29 Jan 2008 05:36:18 PM
On 2008-01-29 23:28:24 +0000, Snowman <jkelley@zoomnet.net> said:

On Jan 28, 6:08 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>
wrote:

the christian god hasn't been heard from anymore now that the days of
superstitious cave dwellers and goat fuckers are no more


You "think" the Romans were cave dwellers?

He/She doesn't think. Full stop.
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